Any /b/ ladies wanna come over and clean my apartment?Allentown, Pennsylvania.
>Walls are growing sliced green onions.No thank you.
>>949930039>Allentown, PennsylvaniaYou just invited trannies over. That's gay.
>>949932617I've only ever seen one tranny in Allentown and it was some dude named David at OWS before they fucked up Hamilton Street.
>>949932548You know it smell crazy in there.
Please? Someone?I'll cook you dinner afterwards.
>>949936027why do you expect results from b you fucking mouthbreather?
>>949936066I've met some very nice people from 4chan.
What to prepare for dinner?
>>949930039>Depression!>clean my apartmentwhat a catch you are, anon!
>>949937168I've got a duck and some lamb in the freezer, but it's no particular trouble to go shopping for something completely different since I'd probably need to pick up a few things to make those, anyway.
>>949937184>what a catch you are, anon!When not depressed, yes, arguably.You could get in on the ground floor, ladies! It's only going up from here!
>>949930039Hope you find someone nice Anon! Be careful out there! Okay?
>>949937533>Okay?No.
>>949937621Yes.
>>949937663Sounds like you're volunteering.
>>949937825I'm issuing a warning to you, nigga :^)>Be careful out there! Okay?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>949937918I've already had a girl from /soc/ threaten to stab me with a broken bottle.I ain't ascared.
>>949938119Based attitude. I just worry some people are "too open".You deserve to be happy /b/rother.
>>949938203I'm not asking to be happy.I'm asking for help cleaning.I've ignored it too long and can't find the motivation to start something I know I won't/can't finish in one go if working alone.It's mostly cardboard boxes from Amazon that were, at one point, neatly stacked behind the couch to be grabbed and taken out when I had a minute.Like, OBJECTIVELY, I know I could just take some down to the recycling once every day and it would be gone pretty quickly, but it doesn't bother me enough when I'm the only one looking at it.
>>949938625>I'm asking for help cleaning.Mhm... That's why you're specifically asking for female help.I''m not female, but if I could teleport across the nation I'd help you haul those out, and clean. It's whatever though. I think we all want/need some help these days for the most part. People in general I mean. It's getting tough out there.
>>949938810>Mhm... That's why you're specifically asking for female help.A chick has historically been my motivation for getting things back to baseline or keeping them there.But didn't have anyone over for a while after the kung-flu, and the next time tidied up everything else, but didn't finish the stack-o-cardboard before I had to go pick her up.And then it's just been not wanting to bother with it, but also not wanting to have anyone over until it's gone.There is an important social dynamic involved that I don't think would work if it's some internet dude I wouldn't care about ever seeing again, even if he would probably be more helpful for the type of work required.Do you see?
I'd come if I lived close enough.Anyway, if you won't do it for yourself, you'll come across this situation again.You need to love yourself a bit more.
>>949932617Went to college there. Neat.
>>949942262Are you a tranny?
>>949940184I understand, anon. I hope you find just what you need, in all regards.
>>949930039if you drive me there i'll do it for a crisp 2 dollar bill.i won't need a ride back either, perks of being homeless ig.also i'm a dude, women aren't real anon.
>>949930039>Allentown, Pennsylvania.do you live near the fed prison? I'm a man and I only get work release on Tuesdays...does that work for you?
>>949944369Are you thinking of Allenwood?That's about 2hrs away from Allentown.
>>949944208Drive you here... from where?
