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Would you rather work 10 hours a day for 4 days a week, or 8 hours a day for 5 days a week
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4 day work weeks are often inconvenient for the business
but i would want to take that or do 3 days at 13 and 1/3rd hours
13:20 x 3= 40 hours

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>949964545
Why not go even further beyond and do 40 hours in 2 days
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while you're trying to be relevant on an irrelevant platform im with my buds loling @ you crying about getting used and victimizing yourself
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3/13 is nice if you can get it
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>>949964545
Not everyone works at the library
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>>949965152
>>949964545
13 hours is brutal as fuck
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>>949964464
4 10s is the way. Being free on a week day is like a fucking superpower
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>>949966329
why
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>>949964584
4 hours separating the work days. Did your mother have any children that lived?
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>>949964464
I'd rather work 40 hours a day for one day and have the rest of the week off
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>>949964464

I'd rather sodomize your mother while you watch.
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>>949966336
Because there are a ton of other businesses that are only open 9-5 on weekdays that you don't have to take off of work to get to. Even 24-7 stuff has fewer being morons around you at 11AM on a Monday.
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>>949966959
Just me
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>>949967316
Not OP but I blew your brother last night
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I want to move to a red state
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>>949967890
based
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Three hours a day every day. That is my final offer.
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muffins n soup
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>>949970507
Yeah probably
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Do you think Nuri works
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>>949971882
SAAAAAR!
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>>949967890

Not surprised, really
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>>949971708
donna summer made this song about nuri back in 83
https://youtu.be/N8EkGUm9q_A
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>>949964464
5 12s week on, 4 12s week off, or 6 12s 2-3 weeks on then jack shit for 1-2 weeks off, doubles to sync up with my semitic holidays.
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>>949965152
3 hours a day, 13 days a week
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>>949964464
I used to work 12 hours a day 3 days on 3 days off
Miss doing that shift pattern
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>>949974830
What happened on the one day between
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>>949964464
Get a job, Josh
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I am SO getting these cookies
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>>949964464
I work two weeks and off two weeks. While on for the two weeks im in company housing by the beach doing my dream job. It's heaven. When I go to work it feels like im going on a paid vacation.
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>>949976133
What's the dream job? Jacking off to teen girls on the beach?
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>>949964464
AMAGAD THATS COMMUNISM
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Would $1,000 make a difference in your life today?
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>>949976208
Helicopter pilot, offshore. Only work maybe 5 of the 14 days, the rest is,on standby, oay is the same regardless. So i fish, kayak, play games.
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>>949977480
Yeah, I’d be able to fill my car up with gas
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No Josh
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Neither, fuck that. Every 8 days I work 2 days, and 2 nights, most of which I spend asleep. The way work/life balance is skewed so badly in favour of work is fucking criminal
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>>949979209
Fuck off retard
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>>949964464
0hours a day for 8 days a week
fuck "work"
it's retarded
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>>949964464
I work 9 hours a day and get every 10th day off, that is the ideal situation
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>>949974830
firemen work 24 hours 2 days a week and get 5 days off
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>>949964464
You'd have to be genuinely retarded not to choose the 4 day week.
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>>949980629
Not all, I do 2 days, then 2 nights then have 4 days off
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>>949964464

Id rather work 25 - 30 hours a week and not be a slave. I have other things to do than work
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>>949964545
A lot of jobs dont care what hours you work as long as you fill your contract.
10x4 is common cuz people can front-load their week and take Friday off.

>>949965152
No idea how people regularly work 12h shifts or longer. I did a 16h shift once and wanted to kill myself the whole weekend afterwards.
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>>949966329
>>949966336
>Being free on a week day is like a fucking superpower
Yeah it's great. I have my weekend in the middle of the week and it's great.
I can go to the bank without having to take time off work. I can go grocery shopping and I'm the only one there and stuff in the bakery section is fresh out of the oven.
There's no traffic in the middle of the day and its also the best time for /out/ cuz everyone else is stuck at work.
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>>949975907
It cycles. So you repeat the 6 day cycle over and over. It would probably suck in the way that you'd never have the same days off but I can see it working for someone who just kinds of wings all their plans.
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>>949964464
10 hours for four days.
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>>949964464
I want to work 8 hour days. 4 days a week. But get paid what I would be paid as if I worked 5 days a week.
So livable good wage with 3day weekends being the norm.
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>I run a hotel
>coworker runs another location across town
>we're both always busy/stressed
>coworker gets the most insane time off approved though
>just got 6 weeks paid time off approved on a whim, after only having 2 weeks off and another week off earlier in the year
>whenever I try to take time off it gets declined because "coworker has time off so you cant"
>HR sent me an email the other day upset that I'm not spending any of my leave and that there'll be disciplinary action if I dont put in for time off by the end of the month
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>>949964464
i already work 11 hours at least 5 days a week, out of compassion for my fellow men who couldn't replace me
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>>949979209
>but once these kids are out of the womb they can go fuck themselves
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I just don’t want to work
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>Works bullshit corpo job, hybrid set-up
>2 days at home, 3 days in the office
>Outperforming everyone only requires about 3 hours a day of focused work
>Everyone is so fucking lazy in a corpo job
>Fast forward 4 years, now in a six figures leadership role
>Current position generally requires an MBA, never had formal finance or business schooling
>Started as a bs bottom of the totem poll data entry contract
>Probably only have ever put in about 15-20 hours of actual work in a week
>Monday/Friday are work from home days, use those to clean the house, schedule appointments, catch up on writing, laundry, errands, etc etc
>Tues-Thurs in the office, spend a huge chunk of the day in the work gym
>Come in late at 8:30, leave by 3:30 every day
>Who gives a fuck
>5 stars on every quarterly review for the last four years
>Saved my company at least 80 million just working a few hours a day in my current position over the last year and a half
>Get all my shit done during the week so I can do whatever I want on weekends
>Long evenings, relaxing mornings
>Haven't felt stressed about anything in so long
>Life is full
>Company is happy
>Job is alright but I focus on life outside work
>CFO is 100% knowing I follow this schedule but never has commented on it due to my proven KPI track record

Y'all gotta get on the corpo train. Inb4 some capitalism bootlicker tries to convince me I'm not contributing to the economy or I'm lazy or working 40+h a week is mandatory to prove you're a man or whatever the hell kinda boomer/genx mindset. I'm happier, healthier, contribute annually more than the average person to the economy, and because of my lower hours worked I can spend more of my free time and have the mental/social capacity to be more active in my community outside of work.
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I am a wagie
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Yo dawg I’m sick as fuck
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>>949964464
No, of course I wouldn't!
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>>949988420
Why
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>>949964464
Neither
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>>949990652
Exactly
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>>949964464
4x10 was a pretty good shift. You're already at work and in the groove, but you have that 3day weekend and use less gas.
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>>949984063
video games won't fill the void
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>>949985481
i cringed
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>>949964464
it'd rather our child eeting overlords just finished their dumb a.i. robots and give me my gibs
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>>949992796
This is the only right answer
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>>949989087
I'll give you 3 hours of actual work 4 days a week. Just like I do now, only I don't have to pretend I'm giving 40 hours over 5 days.
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>>949992793
how about you advocate for adoption then
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>>949964464
8 hours a day for 30 days, then off four. That's where it's at.
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>>949964464
no
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>>949995825
why
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did you guys see that robot kick the little chinese kid in the gut
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>>949996868
No
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>>949996962
never mind that was clearly the solar plexus
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>>949964464
Every other day mogs 10/4 because you can recover in between.
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>>949996962
That appears to be an Optimus so if that’s real, that’s peak
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>>949997019
He trained under the master
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>>949997699
>That appears to be an Optimus
nah it's one of these
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>>949997802
Oh yeah you’re right, I didn’t see the face
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>>949997879
they have them chasing boars out of parking lots in poland
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>>949997925
Damn, poor little doggies
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>>949964464
3 12’s is the ideal work weak
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>>949998666
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>>949999253
I’m an age of mythology guy myself
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I’m Josh
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Uh oh
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nigger, we're supposed to work at most 6 hours, Monday to Thursday.
8h mtf was 100 years ago
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>>950003900
I hate dealing with males to females for 8 hours
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Tyler, the Creator is one of the rappers of all time
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>>949964464
used to work 12h 7 days a week so any of those is rookie numbers really...
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>>950005992
Which would you prefer
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6 hours a day, 6 days a week
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7 days a week now
7 days a week
You got me talking in my sleep
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24 niggers a neegee
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bro Shane is so soy holy fuck
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>>949964464
>Would you rather work 10 hours a day for 4 days a week, or 8 hours a day for 5 days a week
Depends on what the work is.
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>>950007995
Your current job
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>>950006500
a poop in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
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>>949964464
I'd rather work 6 hours a day, 3 days a week.
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>>949975915
The Boomer 12 Commandments
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24h 2 days a week sounds best lol D:
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>>950008424
I'm self-employed. If I worked ten hours a day for four days, I'd be tempted to also work the fifth one too to get a little extra money.
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When I was a security guard some of us had two 8s and two 12s. It was at a car parts plant and the 12 hour shifts were always on the weekend when no one was there so we would just fuck around and sleep.

Fuck around, literally, often times. There was this fat tiddied mixed chick I used to bang in the bathroom of the guard booth
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>>949964464
Would rather work 5 hours a day for 6 days
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I work four 10-hour days now
The only things keeping me at this shit job are the pay, which is pretty good for the area, and having a three-day weekend every weekend

It means I have to get up and go to work and commute back home one less time per week
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>>950011206
Darn tootin
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>>950012818
i just noticed that's a onsie with feet and he's been pedobaiting
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>>950012818
That’s a Baja blast hoodie with South Park sweat pants, you projecting faggot
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Fuck a mask, I want that hoe to know it’s me.
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>>950013342
that's not a hoodie that's a onsie
it's for lil kids and he's interested in ddlg rp aka pedo shit
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I'm creating a virtual shane to counter the real shane. he'll be the opposite of shane in every way and they'll be forced to lock into an eternal battle of good and evil until they merge together and create normal shane, the most regular guy in the world.
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>>950014753
waste of resources and training on people is illegal that's why r/ is gone and etc
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>>950015020
they never trained a mind on /r/
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>>950015051
it's still illegal since trump passed the law
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>>950015069
what's illegal
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>>950013836
IT IS A HOODIE I WOULD KNOW
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>>949964464
You look like a penis
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>>950015238
he's a penis for an amazing reason
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>>950015116
it's not a hoodie holy fuck how do you not know what a hoodie is?
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jarvis find nuri in her mountain dew baja blast hoodie. enhance.
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>>950015312
it's not the same one
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>>950015259
Okay sorry it’s a pullover hoodie. I can’t tell if this is bait or low iq
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I literally just worked with the stupidest people I thought only to come and see shane saying this lol bro
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oh wait yeah it is im blind

i dont look at these pictures anyways i just make fun of them for doing this dumbshit
he does do ddlg shit though
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shane can't tell the difference between turquoise and teal. colorblind confirmed.
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>>950015501
nigga i don't look at these pictures 18hrs a day like you im not a simp

i just see the whores getting fucked by niggers, cutting themselves and hanging themselves and i make fun of them for it
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>>950015564
you got no bitches you're basically a closeted faggot who worships women
pathetic
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>>950015700
you got poop eyes. can only see brown.
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we need to get a gofundme together to get shane those special colorblind correction sunglasses and film his reaction where we show him colorful balloons and items and he gets overwhelmed with emotion and breaks down crying
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>>950015723
nigger none of you have blue eyes or any stereotypical white features
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>>950015880
....that's not what colorblindness is
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>>950015880
also most of us have hazel eyes and that's 5% of the world population.
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HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY GO!
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>>950015537
What dumb shit, I was just fulfilling sexual requests, I don’t care. It made people happy plus they were most likely your requests anyways
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>>949964464
5 hours and 42 minutes for 7 days.

I've worked 13 hour days for 7 days a week before. That was great. For money. Had a shower and rest for an hour at lunch in my donga every day. Made money fast. Felt great.

But for most shit jobs knocking off early is a godsend. A few hours, lunch, a few hours again, knock off sounds good is good.

Get the job done is probably the best though. Just do it fast, hard, properly and until completion then have a holiday until the next job.
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>>950016019
You pretend to be racist while you literally have a black dick in your mouth lol and fucked a black dude while married or dating whatever the fuck your open relationship shit is
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>>950016265
I’ve never slept with anyone but my husband, you projecting jew. You wish I would
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>>950016314
YWNBAW
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>>950016456
You will never be a nigger
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Get a job, Nuri
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>>950016523
Am i supposed to be insulted?
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I'd rather this stupid "time suffered" model of employment just fucking die and never come back.
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>>950016456
I’m not a woman
>>950016982
Where do you think I was all day
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>>950017161
Posting in tgis thread every time it hit page 9
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>>950017161
Not at a job
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>>950017402
What
>>950017664
Oh okay
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>>950017722
People can go to hell and eat my shit
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>>950017813
You tell em
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>>950017813
Andrew?
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>>950017871
Careful with that edge
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>>950017919
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>>950017919
Andrew Taint
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Andrew bait
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>>950018478
Butdrew Toot
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I hate working
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>>950019136
Preach it, nigger
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>>950019275
I tried
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I'd like to have poptarts again one day
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i'd rather work 8 hours a day for 4 days
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I'd rather work no hours for 365 days
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I hate pizza, it hurts my tummy
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>>949964545
How many jobs are 9-5? Same jobs most at risk for AI btw
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skeet
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>>949964464
I am never going to work 50 hours a week for 6 days a week again
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>>950026333
Same
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>>949992550
This. Most of the time I show up early and stay working late so it ends up being closer to 10 hour days on my 8 hour salary job anyway. Might as well make it official. Even if I did get the extra day off though I'm sure I'd be stuck answering emails or doing paperwork all day at home anyway. Maybe just pay me for the actual hours I work you Jewish fucks.
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>>950028167
Have you ever thought about joining the communist party?
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i tried to join the communist party once but the first thing they told me to do was suck on a jewish guys penis and I politely declined
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>>950029027
That’s their secret, cap. All parties are owned by Jews
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>72hrs almost nonstop crying about jews and niggers and indians and mexicans or slightly darker whites
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>>949984591
Send their asses an email with a screenshot of all the time off you've been denied. Don't say anything else, unless it's as per my previous email if they threaten you again.
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>>949986994
You didn't mention the large amounts of luck involved there bucko.
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>>950029509
You’ll live, Shane
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>>950029689
I don't give a shit about them it's just you're making whites look weak as fuck
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>The kikes control everything but i won't do shit about it
>The niggers frighten me but i won't do shit about it
>The hindus are fucking our womyn but i won't do shit about it
>The government is abusing me but i won't do shit about it
>What i am going to do is stroke my pp and give whores money while i cwy like a lil bitch and call them mommy
lol it's so pathetic
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shane loves niggers because he's actually colorblind
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>>950030456
Bro you can’t even spell anything. You look like trailer trash
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dahbihtuh
dahbihgah
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>>950030781
i meant to spell it that way and i am im a real deal honkey i mean i never lived in a trailer but you wouldn't get it you'll just keep crying like a hoe about different races instead of making fun of them
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biddabeedat pomo gub
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>>950030927
I love that you think we aren’t making fun of these creatures. The only reason we don’t spam nigger nigger nigger like you is because of how irrelevant of a species they are
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>>950031854
i don't see it when you keep saying they own everything
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>>950032301
Jews =/= niggers. Jews are an undeniable evil to the world. Blacks are just a byproduct, a pawn in their grand scheme. They don’t even have any societies without taking it from whites. They’re not even a part of anything important. At the end of the day, it boils down to white Christians, Jews, and middle eastern Muslims. You need to study on the Holy Wars
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>>950032591
Nah but i agree on pecking order however and put atheists dead last as addition no matter the race
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>>950032762
Atheists are dumb as fuck, agreed
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Somebody wake me from this nightmare, I can't escape Taco Bell
Lightning crashes, a new wagie dies
His chalupa falls to the floor
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>>950031854
No it's because you'd get your ass kicked
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>>950030456
Keep crying about it, coward
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>>950032937
that's what i says
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>>950032881
Your bait needs work, old man.
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I planted watermelons, carrots and okra. More melons will be planted
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Hi Josh
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>>949975915
Boomer co-opted by Jews to promote wage slavery cooooooooool
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Boomers
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>>950033203
You liars have not realised that it is mathematically proven that any argument you can make that is designed to imply human white supremacy, is guaranteed to be a lie and a fraud, because there is no such thing as a human whiteness or its supremacy.

You antiblack racist mediocre, envy filled clowns will go down in human history as the biggest and most criminal liars this planet has ever had the misfortune of witnessing!

Truly, y’all have achieved cosmic infamy in being creatures completely hollowed out by envy to the point of succumbing to its evil totally.

Y’all are all kayin!
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>>950035666
I’m not reading that book, big dog
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>>949988108
Damn, nigger.
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>>950036564
Thanks
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>>949964464
10/4 is much better than 8/5. You can get shifts like that in areas like healthcare. You can even get 3/12.
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>>949967389
I'm 42 and literally never worked a 9-5 job. I don't think they exist. Even the credit unions near me all open at 8 AM. All the stores and restaurants close at 10 PM aside from 24/7 stuff.
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Start looking for a job
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>>950038593
Then, get a job once one is found
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Hi Josh
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Low Josh
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Skrombootchan
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I bought Ichiran ramen
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Yummers
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Life without you has no god damn meaning
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>>949964464
I would rather work 24 hours a day for 7 days a week but God doesn't give with two hands
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How much more Shane can I fit in my ass?
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>>949977480
You can bet your ass
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this is an anti-jeet zone
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>>950048818
Oh no
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We had a cute and friendly girl who posed slutty for us on demand and you fucking dipshits ruined it to obsess over a non existent race war 24/7.
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>>950046800
I'll bet my BBC receptacle
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>>950050971
nigger
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>>950050971
Niggers are obsessed with white people in a very existent race war
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>>950050971
Where?
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>>950050971
thank shane and the nigger with 100 pictures of him
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>>950050971
Where was the cute girl



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