I sexually Identify as a log of shit from Andy sixx's asshole. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slidding down the throats of disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a log of shit is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install creamy, dreamy and steamy bits o' corn on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Log" and respect my right to slidd down throtes. If you can't accept me you're a logaphobe and need to check your log privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I am a toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oS0qeztHwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m00GvZzRCb4
https://youtu.be/XpieZ5mLJRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_TgylFbR5Q
https://youtu.be/rP_yWoH_Nxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHBVC3Ldbs
>but daaaaaad I wanna go to McD-ACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCUTOK_qH7Y
>>949999702Hi Log!
>>949999702Have you reached the Turding Points?
poop
>>950006562EAT
>>949999702Can I swallow you?
>>950006830
>>950007138Hi.