What's the worst thing you've done?
>>950042447your mom
>>950042447Ahhhhhh, there's SO MANY shitty lil things I've allowed myself to do....but I think one of the shittiest was I fucked both of my brothers' girlfriends...I'm not proud of it at allIn fact, I still deal with the guilt.....But yeah, I banged both of their girlfriends
>>950042447...and this was many many years agoand both brothers found out about itI still feel like a shithead for doing itBecause I was already getting tons of pussyIt's not like I was desperate....I could've easily told myself NObut I didn't....somehow I justified it in my mindit was kinda like vampire shitdraining from the innocentjust because I couldAnd the sex wasn't even worth it..........
wasted time unnecessarily maybe, depending on how much time wasting is necessary
touch myself to this post
I was simply a PIECE OF SHITand obviously I didn't care that it broke both of my brother's heartsAt least not until they found out about itat which point the guilt kicked in
>>950042615humble brah is crazy at the end there youre an absolute faggot
>>950043230RE: faggotI'm not sure if you realize what the word 'faggot' means, but a fag doesn't have sex with females...............and NEITHER DO YOUisn't that ironic? you don't have a girlfriend, you don't have a wife, and you never get any pussy
This is Sarah...........and that's my brotherLike I said, I was simply a PIECE OF SHITthere's no way to glorify it, or make it sound acceptable.... It was pure greed and cold-hearted SHITTINESS....an asshole......IM A PIECE OF SHIT....
>>950042447Got a chick pregnant then ghosted her, had an abortion with another chick
>>950043230I don't have any photos of my other brother and his girlfriend....Like I said.....I've already accepted the fact thatIM A PIECE OF SHIT(At least I'm the first one to admit it)
I choked a kid unconscious 4 times in a row and he's kinda retarded now. We were friends and were just wrestling around at my house and somehow it got heated and he punched me in the nose. I was way bigger and got him in a rear naked. He passed out and I let off just enough so the blood flow would come back, , then did it three more times every time he'd wake up and start talking more shit. I let go when he started sobbing. He was always kinda dumb but he seemed way different after that and was a lot more unhinged and freaked out on people. No idea what he's doing now but last I heard he was a mechanic and an alcoholicI also know of a rape that I never reported but it's been a long time and she didn't report it either so whatever
>>950043728When I was a teenager, my little brother had a couple of his friends over at the house, and they were doing the "pass out game" thing where one person does several toe-touches and exhales / inhales really deeply as they bend over, then another person grabs them in a bear hug from behind, and cuts off their oxygen, and they pass out .............what a weird thing to call a "game"Anyway, I was oder than them, and I should've known better, but when I did the bear-hug on the kid, he passed out INSTANTLY, and like an idiot, I let him go...And he stood there for a millisecond, and suddenly fell like a bag of bricksHE HIT THE CORNER OF THE COFFEE TABLE WITH HIS HEAD... right at his templeThe noise it made was horrible..I'll never forget that noiseLike throwing a melon at a brick wallDude..... There was blood everywhereIt busted his head open REALLY BADI've felt like a shitheel about that incident my entire lifeI can't believe I allowed myself to be involved with the entire thing................poor kid(he was also never quite the same afterwards- and I am STILL dealing with the remorse decades later)
>>950043108Youre an ugly cunt holy fuck kek
Wow.............No shit... Just telling that story brought back all of the guilt I've been carrying all these years laterDamn...... Suddenly, I feel sick to my stomach...Just thinking about it.....damn it's giving me PHYSIOLOGICAL symptoms right now ..Physical symptoms, not emotionalLike suddenly I feel like I could puke
>>950044167Yes...... I've always been uglytrust me, I'm much uglier than you think ..ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE?as ugly as I am, in my life I somehow managed to HAVE SEX WITH OVER 800 HOT WOMEN & TEENAGED GIRLSnot joking, not larping, not exaggerating, not lying100% true:By the age of 25, I had already fucked "over 700 women whose names I remembered afterwards... And at least a few dozen whose names never even got mentioned in the first place"100% true . ........so go figure
>>950043557Are they still alive?
>>950044167See, I've always looked older than I was..This photo booth picture was taken when I had just turned 16 years old...But everybody assumed I was in my mid to late 20s... So when I was 15 years old, I was already going to nightclubs, and I never got carded...in fact, when the owner of my favorite nightclub offered me a job as the doorman, he never asked how old I was...(I was only 15 years old) But I told him, "sounds good. I may as well be drinking for free, right?"And I started working the front door of the club, carding people who were older than me, flirting with girls, partying and raising hell, and all of my friends were adults...2 days after my 16th birthday, I was working the door and a gorgeous blonde chick came walking out of the club. She stopped and looked at me with a precocious somewhat almost evil smile... She grabbed my sleeve and dragged me to her car in the parking lot, took me to her tiny efficiency apartment and fucked my brains out until the sun came up. Her name was Joy... She was a 36 year old registered nurse in Atlanta, and the next day we went looking for a bigger apartment. We found one, and I went home to my parents house and got all of my things and moved in with joy in our new apartment...We lived as man and wife for 4 years I never even went to high school...I never made it to high school...I was busy fucking the shit out of my beautiful fiance....AND TRUST ME, I'M WELL AWARE HOW UGLY I AM But for some reason, girls never seem to complain
>>950044538Yes, of course
>>950044424do you actually believe this shit?
>>950044167I don't have any photographs of joy...However, wherever we went, people would always tell Joy "you look just like Jessica Lange!"and it was true....Joy had the EXACT SAME PHENOTYPE as a young Jessica Lange....I'm not talking about "they looked similar"Nope... I'm talking about THEY COULD HAVE BEEN IDENTICAL TWINS Joey had THE EXACT SAME face, the same phenotypical markers, the same nose, the same lips, the same eyes, the same cheekbones, the same jawline Joy literally looked EXACTLY like Jessica LangeAnd I don't have any photos of joy But I've got a picture of Jessica Lange...THIS looks exactly like Joy.....She was hot as fuck
>>950044728Why "of course"?
>>950044820............believe?Are you actually asking me IF I BELIEVE MY OWN LIFE STORY? What a weird question.....Wouldn't it have been easier for you to simply say that YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? And I couldn't care less what you believe or disbelieve... That's your problem, not mine Every word I'm typing is 100% true
>>950042447Kept coming back here.
>>950044424List the 700 names right now.
>>950042447Catfished a canadian pretending to be Finnish. Doubled down when she wanted to visit, to keep it going for a few more months.She flew to helsinki, and I burned the bridge and ghosted
Straight up groping women in public places when I was like 14. Also around that time I got into taking creepsgots and got kinda addicted to it. I'd been taking creeps of random girls, friends and even family. Started posting them on b and soc too. At a certain point I was just looking for people to whom I could show off hot girls I took creeps of, just to get some brainless reassurance that I'm not a weirdo and a creep, that it's just the girl that's so hot anyone would do it.I literally betrayed the trust of dozens of women I knew and with the development of AI now, I potentially helped train models that would make porn of them (a bunch of the girls I'd posted purposely never posted their faces online. They think they're safe from AI porn but I sent out their faces and bodies to horny anons ages ago).
>>950044820I find it interesting that you live a life, sitting in a chair, staring at a monitor....and that lifestyle has left you with a skewed version of reality, in which my life story sounds IMPOSSIBLE to you...it's not impossible... It's all true... I've got nothing to gain by "trying to impress a guy sitting in a chair staring at a computer"There's no motivation for me to lie No reason for me to fabricate anything Anyway....I continued working at nightclubs while living with Joy, but at age 18 I got offered a job as a DJ at one of Atlanta's best strip clubs...And instead of flipping hamburgers 8 hours a day, I was flipping NAKED WOMENBut I was totally monogamous, I wasn't fucking any of the dancers, even though I had them coming up into my booth and rubbing my dick and shit, I remained faithful to Joy...BUT I HAD TO COME A RAGING ALCOHOLIC.... It was my alcoholism that destroyed our relationship. And when I was 20 years old, Joy rightfully broke up with me (I'm telling you dude, I was such a bad alcoholic I didn't deserve Joy... I was taking her for granted, and I continued my downward spiral with alcohol) But now that I was single....I was free to fuck whoever I wanted Almost 10 years at the strip club, 3,650 nights of fucking strippers (and any other women I'd meet)So that why I was able to honestly say "by the age of 25, I had already fucked well over 700 women whose names I remembered... But it was the '80s and there was a sexual revolution happening although we didn't even realize it at the time, so there were at least a few dozen women whose names never even got mentioned) And at age 25 I didn't stop plowing through women... I simply STOPPED COUNTING...
>>950042447decided to get two successive student loans to study literature and journalism just before the web destroyed paid writing.
>>950045000https://youtu.be/EK_LN3XEcnw
>>950045522How did you avoid STDs?
>>950045392Become*Not "to come"I had BECOME™ such a raging alcoholic, I couldn't even get drunk anymore, and I was simply drinking to make the shaking stop. In my early twenties I developed DELIRIUM TREMENS, and when I woke up in the morning I was shaking so bad I could barely even walk. I had to drink alcohol when I woke up just to make the shaking stop....It was BAD..... REEEEAAAAL BADit destroyed my relationship with JoyIt was MY fault.... I did it...Not cheating on her with women, But cheating WITH ALCOHOLObviously, the alcohol was more important to me than her It was incredibly destructive...Of all the drugs I've done in my life ALCOHOL is the most destructive poisonous drug of them all...It all seems easy enough to handle Until it consumes youThe alcoholism was UNACCEPTABLEI had become such a bad alcoholicI didn't even know who I was anymoreI was like a monsterContinually needing "just one more drink"Awful
>>950045804Good question............. Very good....I DONT KNOW......I lucked out and dodged that bulletbecause I never used rubbers, and I never got ANY sexually transmitted diseases at all.Totally clean regarding STDsSo I guess I just happened to luck out?
>>950042447I sucked some dick at a gay porn theater
.............I freely admit I'm ugly as shit Let me put it this way: If I was a woman, I would NEVER have sex with me....And that's what makes it so ironic that an ugly guy like me ended up fucking so many womenLike the weekend that I fucked SEVEN STRIPPERS all by myself....At the time, I was living with two girlfriends, a petite blonde girl and a tiny little Japanese girl... They were both strippers at the nightclub...We all slept in the same bed, and when we went out to nightclubs and guys would hit on them, they had a little 'running joke' where they'd tell the guys "SORRY, BUT WE ARE HIS GIRLFRIEND".................singularthey referred to themselves as my 'girlfriend', not 'girlfriends'So anyway, one night we all made so much money and we were in a great mood, and they invited two other strippers to come home and get high and have sex with us...I had already called a taxi when three more strippers decided they wanted to come along with us So I had to call a second taxi...And I fucked ALL SEVEN OF THEMall by myself....it took an entire weekend...They all gave me head and I took turns fucking them one by one100% TRUE........and honestly, the reason I had so much success in bed was BECAUSE I WAS ASSERTIVE AND SELF CONFIDENTInstead of telling myself "it'll never work so don't even bother trying", I was always ASSERTIVE....and it paid offYou'd be surprised how effective self-confidence is
I used to have strippers come up into my booth every day and ask the same two questions over and over and over and over again:"What would you think if I got a boob job?"or almost as frequently "What would you think if I got a big tattoo right here?"And I always answered the exact same way-"That would be the SECOND stupidest decision of your life, the first one was deciding to become a stripper in the first place"And then I'd ask MY FAMOUS QUESTION:"What's the most attractive feature on any woman?"and they'd always answer the same way: "big boobs?"......nope"A nice ass?"........ Nope"SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE ON ANY MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD"It doesn't matter what you look like...It doesn't matter if you're short or tall or skinny or fat It doesn't matter if you've got bucked teeth, a turned up pig nose, crossed eyes and airplane ears... It doesn't matter what you look like...SELF-CONFIDENCE IS MAGNETIC....Being comfortable in your own skin is the most attractive feature on any human being. People gravitate to the self-confident And self-doubt is a huge turnoff
>>950046019You are an absolute shite talker
.........and by the wayNow that you know about the strip club thing.... (I forgot to mention I also played in a band, and girls love fucking guys in bands)Now that you know I was literally swimming in pussy.....Maybe now you'll understand why I feel so guilty about fucking both of my brothers girlfriends...It's not like I was desperate....It's not like I had a dry spellIt's not like I "needed" it....It was cruel of me.....It was malicious....i was being like a sexual vampire....it was a horrible, cruel thing to do ..TO BOTH OF THEM.....and I'm ashamed of my behaviorThere was absolutely no reason for me to do it, other than greed and carelessness
>>950047357such a freak
>>950047189No sir................................ nopeI'm actually brutally honestand I answered OPs initial question honestly
>>950047396I'm weird as fuck ........... ObviouslyDuhhhhHowever, I'm also 100% honestand if you'll noticeI OPENLY ADMIT BEING A PIECE OF SHITAt least I'm not pretending to be a good guy At least I'm being honest I'm a piece of shit
>>950047420nah you have severe psychosis
>>950047521You're a piece of shit the with the confidence of someone that's worth something. Spoiler: You aren't.Screech to the void about gaming chairs for the next 2 hours now retard.
>>950047814hes such a fucking weirdo i cant believe people like that get to live
>>950046019Pathological lying?
>>950046180Nice
>>950046724Isis?
Fucked and creampied bro's fiancee
>>950048028Yeah, his changing stories and escalating lies are a well documented thing. What sense he had in spite of being a mental patient was fried by drugs.Dude huffs his own farts, literally.
posted in this piece of shit thread
groomed and molested my younger half sister for a while
>>950048199hes deep in psychosis, its very sad to see tbh
>>950048199>changing storiesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!!!in fact, people always complain about me typing the exact same stories over and over again.. the details of my stories have NEVER changed.... Always the exact same details, because the truth doesn't change... You're grasping for straws, because for some reason, you feel threatened by my life story... It's not my fault that you haven't fucked a bunch of women... That's your fault, not mine I'm sorry if you feel threatened by my existence and my past, but the details to my stories have never changed, and they never will>>950048281Ahhhhhh, I see you finally included the term PSYCHOSIS into your fagshow banter, after I gave you grief because you have never studied psychology, so all you ever have to offer STREET SLANG TERMINOLOGY....you bounce around SLANG, trying to sound educated, but it proves the exact opposite... And I give you hell about it, because any moron can use street slang SO TODAY YOU FINALLY USED THE WORD "PSYCHOSIS"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Unfortunately, using clinical terminology doesn't help, because you've never studied psychology You literally know NOTHING about psychology..... absolutely nothing....But I'm going to give you two points for trying...Let's see if there are any other clinical terminologies you can learn this weekend
>>950048199>well documentedReally?..... Then it should be really easy for you to find an example FEEL FREE TO SHOW ME ONE TIME THAT MY STORY HAS CHANGED (ProTip: you cant- and the only reason you focus on me is because YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY and it pisses you off that somebody like me was so successful with women... You feel that it's unfair, because you think YOU are a better person than me, so it's unfair the universe would put you in such a lonely isolated situation masturbating yourself to sleep every night, and you think it's a travesty that the universe chose ME™ to get all the pussy you could never get) The male ego is a fragile little thing, as you have proven tonight .. Poor widdle lonely baby boopsieGO WATCH ANOTHER PORN VIDEO You lonely loser with the ladies Some men are simply born to be alone So go watch another porn video LONELY LITTLE BOY
COMEDY GOLD™ :the uneducated bitter resentful INEXPERIENCED little man gets called out for using STREET SLANG due to his lack of education in psychology...So he 'ups his game' by typing the word "PSYCHOSIS"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!he thought using the term 'psychosis' would mask his lack of knowledgeHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSICDude, you're stupid as fuck Not only are you uneducated and inexperienced, but YOU'RE ACTUALLY STUPID You thought using the word PSYCHOSIS was going to make you sound educated? Hahahahahaha idiot
>>950048281........ I will be back here tomorrow night And I want you to have FIVE CLINICAL TERMINOLOGIES regarding psychologyyou mastered the word 'psychosis' tonightI want FIVE MORE CLINICAL TERMS....tomorrow night....And do you have to be able to use them in a sentence....Simply memorizing five words isn't good enough You need to be able to use them in a conversation...Good luck, EinsteinAnd now, it's another Saturday night And Mr lonely Romeo has some masturbating to take care of...So run along and watch another PornHub video You lonely isolated inexperienced blob of shit
It's hilarious how easily I got under your thin fragile skin, LONELY ROMEOit's a hoot that you feel so threatened by my past(It's not my fault that you're a coward who never even tries) What PornHub video do you plan on utilizing tonight? Saturday night stud......ME. SATURDAY NIGHT MASTURBATOR™(There's a reason women have never liked you, obviously.... it's YOU.... they simply don't like YOU.... That's why you don't have a girlfriend or a wife, and that's why Mr lonely Saturday night Romeo has to rely on pornography to fill the empty void in his existence) Hahahaha you're pathetic
Honestly?..... after years of seeing people complain about me "telling the exact same stories over and over", it was hilarious seeing you accuse me of CHANGING MY STORIEShahahahahaha that's fucking rich ....Tonight, you grasped for straws harder than I've ever seen anybody grasp for straws That was totally out of left field Unexpected, to say the least....It was a FIRST, and it was all born from your bitter jealousy(I'm sorry you chickened out 800 times)that's EXACTLY why I got so much pussy, and you didn't ....YOURE A COWARD ...you CHICKENED OUT 800 TIMESwhile I asserted myself.....It's really just that simple...YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARDand now the Xanax is kicking in(yes, I am prescribed Xanax)time for bed...>>950048199Don't injure your wrist masturbating tonight
>>950049626stfu autist
>>950042447Vengeance. But God agreed with me and is with me
>>950049657AGAIN: we're not talking about EIGHT women you've never fucked ..we're not talking about EIGHTEEN women you were too afraid to say something towe're not even talking about EIGHTY women who you didn't have the balls to introduce yourself to....Nope .............................EIGHT HUNDREDwell over 800, actually....but let's just leave it at 800A nice round numberEIGHT HUNDRED TIMES YOU CHICKENED OUTEIGHT HUNDRED IMPROMPTU CONVERSATIONS YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BEGIN EIGHT HUNDRED TIMES YOU were right there, standing in line at the grocery storeEIGHT HUNDRED ACTS OF COWARDICEYour inner voice telling you "it will never work so why even bother trying?"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!well, unlike you, I DIDNT CHICKEN OUTunlike you, I BROKE THE ICE BY INITIATING AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION....that's how I ended up boning the ever living dog shit out of well over 800 women and teenaged girlsAnd that's how YOU BECAME A LONELY FRUSTRATED RESENTFUL MASTURBATING ASS CLOWN ....You've got every reason to be upset You've been cock blocking yourself your entire life BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARDA lonely chicken shit coward
>>950049995you need to be in an asylum
>>950049657Yep ... The Xanax is definitely kicking in...and this bed is SO comfortable In an hour, my ex-wife will come home and soon thereafter, will climb into bed next to me..................LIFE IS GOOD, MY FRIEND™(I'm worried you're going to develop carpal tunnel syndrome from masturbating so much, so try to go easy on it tonight, okay Romeo?) and by the way, I'm still waiting for you to show even ONE 'changed story' or any inconsistencies to my stories, whatsoever...That's actually hilarious, the idea of you scouring and searching trying to find even one detail that's changed in my stories For example: Everybody knows that when I had the strippers living with me, and they called themselves 'my girlfriend's (singular) that I remember the blonde one was named TARA....but for the life of me, no matter how many times I've tried to remember, for some reason I CANNOT REMEMBER THE JAPANESE GIRL'S NAME....And I've tried.. I've tried many many times, but for the life of me I CANNOT REMEMBER HER FUCKING NAME...Which seems weird, considering the fact that she was my girlfriend, she slept in bed with me and Tara every night, and we lived together almost an entire year, but I CANNOT REMEMBER HER GODDAMN NAME....That's a detail that NEVER changes....the truth doesn't 'change'.. it's a simple fact.... I CAN'T REMEMBER HER FUCKING NAME !!!!.....None of those stories ever change, the details are always the same, even my particular WORDING of it remains the same...LMMFAO @ "changing stories"Hahahahahahaha
>>950050487nah you're making it all up
>>950050117Asylum.......Is that one of the five clinical terms? Remember, tomorrow night you need to have learned FIVE real clinical terminologies regarding psychology. And you need to be able to use them in a conversation...Instead of the low IQ STREET SLANG you preferSo..... Is 'asylum' one of those words?
>>950050582I'm not even the same guy I'm just laughing at how psychotic you are, nobody gives a shit
>>950050582Isis, fuck you.
>>950042447Spied on my little sister sunbathing nude
>>950042447Tried to kill myself. Mom found out and was incredibly angry and afraid for me. Felt guilty about having done that to her. So, I guess that’s the worst.
The worst thing I ever did was: Creating this songI constructed it from scratch, using only MY PHONE ...an android....I used a cheap little toy sequencer called CAUSTIC 3it's an abomination https://voca.ro/11DYKZZMflNy
>>950051894You're a fed?
>>950051894Idk why I'm getting Earthbound vibes
>>950051894This nigger is so desperate for attention, it's unreal.
>>950052296Lmao he's not even employed.
