What do you think about Bigfoot?
>>950204174Nigger
>>950204287Burn in hell, racist.
>>950204174I don't think about him at all.
>>950204174There's a guy I saw on youtube that has this disorder where he grows hair all over his body. Basically like cousin It. Wonder if someone like that lead to the legend
>>950204313Found the darkie
>>950204904I know about that disorder but people like that aren't 8 feet tall like in reported sasquatch sightings. And they don't leave big ass bare footprints in the woods. It don't add up.
>>950204174
>>950204174Isis, fuck you.
>>950204174Bigfoot is a great social filter, if someone invests a lot of thought/time on the topic: idiotBigfoot is like UFOs, most of the people who talk about them don't have a fucking clue what is normal/natural so they rely on speculation. I was interested in UFOs as a kid so you know what I did? I asked for a telescope and got into amateur astronomy. I saw so many different kinds of phenomena in the sky that "unidentified" is now rarely a word I can honestly use to describe something unusual I see in the night sky.Bigfoot lives in the minds of folks too dim to *actually* learn about the world we live in.
>>950204174He seems chill
>>950205598Until you fuck with him.
>>950206310That's part of what makes him chill, he won't fuck with you if you don't fuck with him
>>950204920Found the klansmen.
I think he has big feet.
>>950204174Kinda sad how all the conspiracy theory supernatural topics all died a hard death when 4 billion faggots constantly recording everything ever for years found nothing at allBermuda triangle ended up being a less predictable weather range with poor radar communication that was solved by weather satellites and GPS
>>950204174I'd blow him
>>950207971Thank you Captain Obvious.
>>950208119Hey, Patterson and Gimlin filmed the motherfucker.
>>950208119>4 billion faggots constantly recording everything ever for years found nothing at allThere are hundreds of bigfoot recordings. If they're too low resolution you say >hurr durr why doesn't this outdoorsman living in bumfuck nowhere have an iPhone 25 Pro like me???If they're too high resolution you say>hurr durr this is obviously CGI or AI
At this point, the sheer amount of goal post moving that has been done to dismiss the subject of bigfoot is so immense, it's comical. The evidence it exists is immense, but scientific dogma avoids it like the plague because it severely challenges the status quo. The footprint evidence alone, with work of the late Dr. Meldrum, shows repeatable results across decades and continents that indicate a genuine species. Furthermore, these footprints have anatomical features that often pre-date our scientific understanding of primate foot morphology, especially those of ancient hominids, which would be even more impossible to fake. Trust the experts, you always say... but not THAT expert, he's a loon who believes in monkey men. A ground breaking DNA study was done in the late 2000s by Melba Ketchum, a forensic expert, with repeatable results and a team of skilled DNA experts. The dogmatic academics refused to even attempt to verify her results and chalked up its fascinating discoveries to human contamination. There was a body in the 1960s being taken on tour across the country, and the Smithsonian refused to even look at it. Meanwhile, the zoologist and biologist that did were convinced of its authenticity. Then the body vanished and a replica turned up in its place. Shady shit.
>>950211319The latest goal post move is digging up Roger Patterson's own recreation of his own sighting for the documentary he was making to portray the Patterson Gimlin film as a fake. They've been trying and failing to prove it's fake since 1967, and every time they analyze the thing, they find even more evidence that it's the real deal, from muscle movement to anatomical proportions to things that would be outright impossible to create with costume technology today, let alone in 1967. But now we've decided to manipulate family drama from a desperate son eager to get back at his mother with footage buried in a safe that clearly shows Patterson, an actor playing Bob Gimlin, and what is likely Al Deatley behind the camera, using a shitty monkey suit to try very hard to recreate the Patterson film for the documentary they were making at the time. Trust the experts, they say! But don't trust Bill Munns, a seasoned expert in Hollywood costume technology (particularly with ape suits) that has been examining the film for decades and his analysis blew the lid off this case decades ago, and they're still assblasted about. And they'll keep dragging Bob Hieronymus, notorious liar, out of the woodwork to claim it's him in that film, when he was probably the goon they used for their documentary recreation all along. And to this day, nobody can still reproduce the costume.
>>950211428Justin Smeja shot and killed one in 2010. His submission is part of the Ketchum study. His story isn't real, don't worry, the experts say! The DNA is just bear with human contamination. But we're still going to arrest him and charge him with poaching related to the incident (if they should charge him with anything, it should be homicide based upon the evidence). The Sierra Sounds have captured by Ron Morehead have been repeatedly analyzed and its certain the sounds are not from any human or known animal. Scott Nelson, a seasoned cryptolinguist, has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the recording demonstrates a fairly complex language, with repeated sentence structures, nouns, verbs, and conjugations. Trust the experts! But not these ones! The drones of the world can continue mumbling through life listening to their popes in scrubs about how there's no monkey men in the woods. But the truth is that there is at this point irrefutable evidence that a bipedal hominin with an intelligence level comparable to us remains in the wilds of this world. In any sane world, science would leap at the chance to study this. But in clown world, we don't want to, because it would greatly challenge everything we think we "know." It's pathetic.
>>950204174Jane Goodall believed that a species of great ape native to North America could be feasible. That was her opinion, and we can except it without equated it to proven fact. If Goodall was correct and there such a species of primate in North America prior to her statement, that was decades ago. The inability to obtain a cadaver despite greatly diminished natural habitats together suggest that any such species -- whether it existed or not -- is currently extinct.
>>950204287
>>950204174He's not real, but I wish he was
>>950215099So many awesome primates on the planet and you wish sasquatch was real? Fucking pathetic.
>>950205047fuck up logfag you cunt
>>950204174I think blacks could learn something from him. How not to be so obtrusive, and self-sufficiency.
>>950204313HAHAHA
>>950204174I bet he has a big ween.
Big Foot is likely a werewolf vampire that's why he's only seen once in a blue moon and can't be photographed fun fact; vampire can't be captured on physical film, that how we can rule out Hollywood stars being Vampire
>>950221246you know what they say about people with Big Feet
