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He could make your dream game if you say please
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>>950254998
does that mean the tax billionaires law doesn't apply to him anymore?
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Whole game would just be AI sloppa
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>has 0 political power
>will ban you on his social media if you upset the chosen people
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>>950254998
if i wanted an AI game i'd prompt it myself
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we did it /v/
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Worshipping these people is strange and the only defense their cultists have is "you're jealous!"
I'm not jealous of the individual because there's nothing to them. I want a bit of money. Not as much as they have, sounds like a pain in the ass. The focus people have is on their money, not their character.
These billionaires don't have morals, ethics, values or value beyond their money. They are just numbers and since that's the start and end of their existence, they view all humans as mere numbers. There's nothing to envy there.
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>>950254998
He should buy 4chan
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>>950254999
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>>950254998
You... do know this doesn't mean he has that much liquid money in a bank, right? You do know SpaceX is basically the only successful once-private space company in the world, right? Can you stay on reddit or kill yourself?
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>>950254998
>Publicly points woke shit in things
Would unironically buy the games blind if he made a studio.
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>>950254998
he could save the entire planet and not have his lifestyle impacted in any way shape or form
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>>950254998
So glad global wealth is all being funneled to enrich this South African.
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>>950254998
WOOOOOOOWWWW
ELON IS SO BASED
HE'S GOING TO SAVE GAMING SOON JUST LIKE HE SAVED HUMANITY
THIS
THIS IS THE POWER OF AI
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>>950255010
He would make shitty diablo clones
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>>950255002
more that he doesn’t like murderous anti-colonialist rhetoric cause south africa
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>>950254999
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>>950254998
>no bro I can't pay my taxes bro pls just 1 more tax cut and handout to the billionaires and tier meth piss will trickle down on us bro please hmm give m the honey
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>>950255009
Yeah just because he's a trillionaire doesn't mean he can afford rent!
Shut up moron lol. If you're a triillionaire you decide how much liquid money you have.
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>>950255007
This but unironically
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>>950255002
Buddy where the fuck you been antisemitism is the fucking norm on shitter now.
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>>950255018
Can you show me his extravagant spending?
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>>950254998
https://youtu.be/GBZ97xD8MVI
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>>950254998
>floods your games with brown thirdworlders
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>>950255020
I'm glad normalfags are waking up and even Elon understands he's fucked if he tries to silence talks about them.
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>>950255012
His wealth is in stock (which he can't sell a lot of if any, so he doesn't have that much available, remember he had to borrow half of the twitter purchasing price), stock goes up or down based on his company's performance, nothing is being funnelled to anyone
Zoomers are so economically illiterate it's insane
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>>950254998
Why dont someone make a server put it in space and just make it like it's own entity and run a truely anonymous website like 4chan


It's in space so it's not connected to any country and have things in it that it runs y it self also it's in space so solar power can power it and it's cold in space
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>>950254998
With what money?
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>>950254998
I'm surprised the world hasn't cannibalized this dummy and took off his blood money from him yet
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>>950255024
More like everything is getting called goy gratuitously with no direction but ok
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>>950254998
>world's first
LOL
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>>950255021
What? He's a fucking trillionaire. That shit shouldn't be allowed. I don't give a fuck how little or much he spends. One person should not have that much money, it's a tumor no matter how you look at it. The economy has failed.
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>>950255025
Hes also probably being used by powerful people if he does something they will probably kill him and he probably cannot retire
Look up Rockefeller life story it's kinda grim. They took like 70 or 80 percent of his company
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>>950255021
Paying some guy to play PoE for him seems pretty superfluous
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>>950254999
is this some indian joke im too white to understand?
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>>950255031
The public board of SpaceX and Tesla have the ability to replace him and all of the sudden he doesn't "have" all that "wealth" anymore.
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>>950255033
That's barely middle class expenditure.
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>>950255027
AFAIK its something about networth with his spacex company going public, which through some legal shenanigans was able to be inflated to over several hundred billion to a trillion in value, so now his network is over a trillion.
Ive heard that none of his companies have turned a profit in a few years but I dont know how true that or the rest of it, its just secondhand knowledge.
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>>950255031
>That shit shouldn't be allowed.
what are you gonna do, call the trillionaire police?
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>>950255036
Sure but paying to keep his mouth shut might not be
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>>950254998
I've always dreamed of seeing the worlds first trillionaire in my lifetime. I'm glad it's Elon, he's like the big brother I never had.
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>>950254999
I can smell the jeet who wrote this.
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>>950254998
Elon could give a billion to all people on earth and he would still have some money left over
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I think he's still trying to consolidate a bunch of tech stuff under the X umbrella and is going to launch his own AI powered studio

He will have hard time with a company called xgames though lol
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>>950255039
Anon, you don't have to submit identification when you hire a chink booster.
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>>950255031
He isn't and you're being distracted from who controls the actual wealth, like the good goy you are.
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>>950255012
Wealth is created, it's not a zero sum game. You're no worse off for someone else being successful. The only one you're competing with is your own past self.
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most of his wealth is in fake schrodinger money
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>>950255037
I meant he can't make your game because he doesn't have any money. He can't sell that stock easily, and he borrows whatever he needs to live. Ge banks still need to know what they're gonna spend the money on, so in truth, it's the bank that's funding your game.
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>>950255042
God imagine the hyperinflation
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>the majority of his companie's revenues comes from government contracts (aka your tax money)
>all of SpaceX's tech relies on previous research from NASA (all previously funded by the government)
>most of SpaceX's revenues comes from government contracts / NASA
>fires white tech workers
>lobbies the government for H1B1 visa workers
>imports low-cost jeets and floods TX with indians who have turned parts of TX in mini-Mumbais.

<======================= Amazing how TX became ground-zero for Indians (from India) once all the techbros moved from California to Texas.
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>>950255043
Someone should make a ai for making videos and porn. It's just going to be a good way to raise money for ai
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>>950255000
Yes, actually.
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>>950255044
You don't think someone wouldn't recognize gameplay millions have seen at this point?
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>>950254998
he can't and he wont. his lifestyle isn't even impressive, nothing he has or do is above what an upper middle class guy can do. He just has his name under his company's revenue papers.
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>>950255050
>companie's
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>>950255050
Indians moved to texas because the climate is similar to back home and also just like home has miles of nothing but cowshit
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>>950254998
The all feels so fake and gay. Musk has been repeatedly proven to be a complete idiot who outright lies about almost everything and still he keeps falling upwards. Is it just that, if you have a certain money momentum you can't fail any more?
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>>950255046
It's created by trill- oh wait, laborers.
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>>950255050
I know I'm engaging with some low IQ poljeettroon when they bring up whatever this Texas shit is. It's so insular and schizo and completely made up.
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>>950254998
Trillionaire and he sttill spends hours every day being a faggot on twitter.
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>>950255057
Sometimes youre too big to fail, and if you do you get bailed out by your friends.
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>>950254998
>Investing money in a company that needs government contracts to survive when the next government in 2 years is going to avoid him like the plague
I know investors are retarded but how can you genuinely have money to throw around when you'll fall for any scam so long as it has the buzzword "AI" attached to it?
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>>950255057
Line goes up, man. Everybody knows shit's fucked, and everybody's hoping the sand castle doesn't collapse on their heads.
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>>950254999
This will be me some day sirs... wish me luck...
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>>950255020
>where the fuck you been
been banned for suggesting targets for iran inside israel
also go say something like dirty kike there and report back after 30 minutes
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>>950254999
jamboy-coded
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Okay, but what would YOU do if you were a trillionaire?
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>>950254999
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>>950255060
Its not like he has to worry about working a day in his life if he really wanted. Im sure most companies he owns would rather he keep his retarded ass at home on Twitter than in their offices forcing arbitrary changes.
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>>950254998
Based Elon
Hell yeah brother, fuckin A he deserves it. Dude works harder than anyone on this gay ass site
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>>950255070
Good goy! He worked hard by being born to a megarich daddy who owns a bunch of diamond mines. :DD
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>>950255009
But his credit rating must be insane!
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>>950255004
Bareback sex with rightmost
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>>950255030
It is immensely satisfying to know that not only were lefties losing their minds as someone having merely $75 billion dollars a decade ago, but their wealth has grown exponentially since then and there's not a single thing leftists can do about it. Elon was just the first of many trillionaires, and you will NEVER have free healthcare.
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>>950254998
he'd make it gay and cringe and probably charge you a subscription
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>>950254998
This is where our tax dollars are going? Enriching an African American immigrant?
What have his companies even done that's profitable? Made a bunch of shitty cars that fall apart and run over children? Made a bunch of rockets that blow up? Made hundreds of satellites nobody asked for?
I mean Bezos makes total sense. Everyone uses Amazon to buy fucking everything. But somehow Musk is even richer while providing nothing of value. The economy is a joke.
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>>950255009
Why would you call someone else a redditor while typing like one
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>>950255074
>Elon was just the first
LOL
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>>950255062
>avoid the only American company outside of the government that has the expertise to launch rockets and manages Starlink
Funny how you don't see how extremely retarded what you said was.
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>>950255067
The same thing I'm doing now except with more luxuries and shit
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>>950254998
What a stupid fucking thread.
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>>950255067
I would build a pyramid for a tomb and place it in the middle of a big city.
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>>950255081
Yeah. Newfags love worshiping celebrities.
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>>950255077
Attempting to speak his language.
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>>950255029
This is the trvke they're muddying the waters and letting normalfags have their fun in the sun right now. Just look at how they all call things goy this goyim that or they all throw around chud jokingly. Chuds sounded the alarm but now they Jew is doing what the Jew does. Honestly, I've been slowly becoming jewpilled and I'm about to convert to Judaism. Because the way I see things now it's not getting better and I might as well join the winning group.
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>>950255076
>Made a bunch of rockets that blow up?
sorry anon you are retarded
falcon 9 is the safest rocket in the world
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>>950254998
I dont get it why dont the government take all his money to pay of the national debt. Isnt usa like in 3 trillion debt? If elons moneybget taken we would be down by 1 trillion. Maybe we could also go after other rich people
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But I thought his money wasn't real guys? But he can also instantly borrow against his trillion dollar balloon valuations, instantly and tax free. But also we shouldn't tax them because they only make 1 heckin dollarooni! They're just like us!
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>>950255366
Cause his money isn't real. At most he has a couple million liquid, the rest is stocks and assets.
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>>950255366
just put plus before the negative number lol, problem solved
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>>950254998
Imagine being a trillionaire and still looking like that
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>>950254998
couldn't have happened to a least deserving scumbag. proof if you ever needed it that the concepts of justice and fairness are a fucking joke in this world.
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>>950255366
Because his valuation is propped up by a game of hot potato where they're trying to figure out who's going to be left holding the bag. Whenever it happens, you can be rest assured, that the American Tax payers will once again be left holding the bag. Class Boomers. Did you know when they weren't boomers they were called the Me generation? Literally kicking in the teeth of all future generations, telling them to work harder while actively fucking them over, when they themselves were raised in the easiest time alive. Then they tell the people that are depressed at the circumstances they were forced into to man up. Lmfao. Coming from pussies that didn't have to do shit?
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>>950254998
I just bought a shit-ton at $135
Already up to almost $170
Cry, wagies.
Get back to work to make me more money.
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>>950254998
>Elon's valuation of Elon's company makes Elon a trillionaire!
retard fell for the bubble
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>>950255366
>imagine being this stupid
People actually think Musk HAS a trillion dollars, when in fact, he probably has about ~ $1 million in the bank just to pay what few bills he has (mostly child support).
>doesn't own a hous
>doesn't own a boat
>doesn't have all the trappings that most rich guys have
Dude doesn't CARE about actual money like normal people do, the value of his stock ownership is like High Score to him.
Poorfags whine and complain about "the rich" just like they've been doing since one cave man had two rocks to shit on rather than one rock like they got.
Envy is one of the seven deadly sins.
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>>950255528
I hope you get rug pulled, panic sell, then immediately buy back in when it gets past the original peak, only to be rug pulled once more until you cry like a bitch and recognize it's a all a big club ran by an algorithm that you aren't invited to. Get milked, get milked, get milked!
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>>950254998
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>>950255366
technically he doesn't have a trillion, in actuality he's probably only worth a few hundred million at most in practical terms. almost his entire personal wealth is shares and so his personal valuation is the current share price multiplied by the shares he owns. However there's no way he could actually sell all those shares because it would tank the value.
His real wealth is likely just the usual scumbag tax dodging method of taking out a big loan with absurdly low interest using his shares as collateral and since loan repayments are tax free he pays no tax.
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>>950255668
Elon, imagine being a trillionaire and defending yourself on 4chan to anonymous nobodies. This is exactly why Epstein et al iced you out. You're so fucking cringeee.
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>>950255668
excuse me kind sir but i'll let you know that cave men were family groups and shared all their meager positions, wealth inequality only began after the first agricultural revolution
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>>950255366
The debt is hardly real either. We pay ~$1 Trillion every year on interest from the national debt, which is owned by massive institutions and foreign governments. Those investors can collect interest for 100s of years which is way better than demanding a lump sum now
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>>950255812
>be nomad
>find some wheat that is cross-bred that sheds it's husk easily
>decide instead of eating all the seeds, you plant some in a nice row
>first harvest comes, you eat some but plant even more
>eventually, you got an entire field full of wheat
>you have created abundance
Your neighbor with the blue hair shows up and tells you it's "wrong" for you to have so much wheat and that you need to give all of it to everyone else.
>everyone goes back to eating individual grains of wheat that they find randomly
Congratulations, you stupid communist faggots, you've ruined any hope of securing a future.
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>>950255697
>hurr durr, I hate anyone successful because I'm such a loser myself
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>>950255932
When your field of wheat is built on exploitation it's a different story. You don't become a billionaire without exploitation. You don't become trillionaire without fucking cheating the system. He literally formed DOGE, cut all forms of programs, and gave his companies government contracts, on top of rampant corruption and a circle jerk of valuation padding, but, nice try! That was a very cute story you told, and one that doesn't happen in reality, because most people don't go demanding small shop owners to share their profit. Matter of fact people who lump the top 1% with the 0.00001% are retarded, because the gap in wealth between a doctor or lawyer and a tech trillionaire is so obscene that it's a dry guttural laugh at the state of reality.
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>have monke mindset
>see other autistic monke start to build something
>laugh and point at autistic monke making something
>tell your blue-hair monke buddies how stupid the autistic monke is
>autistic monke launches rocket which blows up
>laugh and point and squeal with happiness that autistic monke failed just like you said
>autistic monke ignores your laughter and keeps building more rockets
>point and laugh with your blue-haired monke pals at autistic monke continued efforts
>suddenly, autistic monke launches rocket that works
>screech in anger because "it's only one time he got it right!!"
>autistic monke does it again, then again, then again
>screech and howl now that autistic monke has too much success
>autistic monke is worth more than your entire bloodline going back to the trees in Africa
>get together with your blue-hair monke pals to screech and throw your own feces at pictures of autistic monke
>autistic monkey keeps succeeding
>you and your blue-hair monke buddies now demand autistic monke give you some of what he has earned
>screech when autistic monke tells you "no"

This is essentially the story of the blue-haired libtards, and how they screech and howl and produce absolutely nothing of value except noise.
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THIS fuckin guy?!?!
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>>950254998
My dream game is the total dissolution of the capitalist system
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If these companies can throw debt onto the American people, then the American people should be entitled to shares in these companies by birthright. It'd be mutually beneficial rather than the one way shitdownconomics
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>>950256054
See: >>950256176
This is (You).
And envious nobody who created nothing and is just pissed that his life amounts to nothing.
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>>950256205
Stop you're making too much sense!
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>>950256228
You're so fucking retarded you had to point out your samefaggotry to me? I know it was clearly directed at me, and I'm not going to read your fallacious strawman story. It's like talking to a toddler. Go tell it to your other pals, I'm sure they'll be able to follow the logic without questioning how retarded it is
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>>950255073
She even has sleeves that cover her hands. I'm in love
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>>950256264
You're a pussy who has created nothing in his life, which means you are a perennial nobody.
A nothing.
Vapid bag of envy and bitter recrimination at the valueless of your life.
Sad, really.
Actually, not really, because to feel sad about your miserable state would over emphasize how minuscule your value is to anyone.
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Putin has been a trillionaire for over a decade. Musk is not first.
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>>950254998
Please make a mixture of black ops 3 zombies, necrovision, and the darkness 1&2. Or just make the darkness 3.
Or find my idea of a DMC/Ninja gaiden clone but with werewolves, mafiosos, yakuza, and Japanese folk lore monsters.
>>950255004
Chick on the right looks like my cousin
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>>950256311
>you are a perennial nobody
>sad, really, actually, not really
what a sperg insult, did this really sound good in your head?
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I don't need games. I need liberty.
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>>950255035
>tell me you have no idea how net worth works without telling me you have no idea how net worth works
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>>950254998
The only good games come from fever dream maniacs in france or publicly funded australian passion projects
>>950256336
Plx let me marry your cousin
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>>950257113
Got any recommendations from France or Australia? E.Y.E. Divine cybermancy was French, right?
>Plx let me marry your cousin
You part Italian?
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>>950257216
Yeah EYE was made by streumon, who had a couple of other mini hits from their crack binges, like space hulk and necromunda. If you like Civ games I recommend endless legend. It's like civ but there's elves and aliens and shit, but most importantly the factions actually feel different from each other.
Aussie games are more artsy. Forgotten city started as a skyrim mod which turned into probably the best surreal detective game I've ever played. Genesis noir is kind of niche but has a big payoff if you're into jazz.
>You part Italian?
Actually yeah, got some mix from a hundred years ago or so
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>>950255005
You are mostly right but musk is definitely two or three steps ahead of everyone else in his same position which includes morals and ethics honestly he is as close to one of us as it gets as well a least someone who has grown up here and seen what this golden shit hole has to offer
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>>950255032
This of all the banker puppets he is the only one I can really relate too if I was basically forced into his position I would probably act similar to him all the rest of the puppets and or nepo babies in his position seem uncanny valley and like retarded except for possibly zuck burg his PR team really did a great job making him look like a human being from the literal lizard person he was before
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>>950257457
Yeah I got necromuda and space hulk too. Never really been into artsy games or civs.
>Actually yeah, got some mix from a hundred years ago or so
Cool. I got a weird thing where I trust Italians. IDK. I don't like my own kind.
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>>950258149
There's a few more that I can think of, like some shit made by cyanide studios, everyone lost their shit to expedition 33. But games in general have gone so corporate that even the insane frenchies aren't making wild shit like daggerfall anymore. We'll never get a modern katamri damacy.
>I trust Italians. IDK. I don't like my own kind.
That's funny because most Italians wouldn't trust each other and would consider Asians to be much more dependable.
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>>950258453
> But games in general have gone so corporate that even the insane frenchies aren't making wild shit like daggerfall anymore. We'll never get a modern katamri damacy
In time.
>That's funny because most Italians wouldn't trust each other and would consider Asians to be much more dependable.
Best friend is Italian and Italian Americans make good pizza(or instructed the Hispanics working for them how to make the pizza and pasta right).
Cousin is one of those Hispanics who look Asian.
"My own kind" fucked up my car, man.
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>>950258729
I'm in a big city in Canada so we got a decent Hispanic community here. Idk how you got it in your city but they're pretty under the radar here. We're getting a lot of Mexicans since ice became a thing and so far they're just a source of cheap labour. I don't see the fear that you have down south. If anything, bikers and Italian mafia are the only people I'm scared of
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>>950259095
>I'm in a big city in Canada so we got a decent Hispanic community here.
I see
>Idk how you got it in your city but they're pretty under the radar here.
USA so they are everywhere unless it's like a whitey white town or Utah cause Mormons(weird folk).
>We're getting a lot of Mexicans since ice became a thing and so far they're just a source of cheap labour.
Some of them do good work for a cheap others fuck you over cheap price. Just got to be careful with who you pick for a job like any other group.
>I don't see the fear that you have down south.
America as a whole is just full of crazies and tards. It's less fear and just more hate, man. I personally don't like em cause they talk shit behind my back thing I don't know they are calling me bitch in Spanish. Never been to the southern states of the USA, I'm a simple Yankee. Also good some other cousins and uncles who are Italian and other aunt looks Italian enough.
>If anything, bikers and Italian mafia are the only people I'm scared of
Bikers are more faggy down here and Italian mafia types haven't been a thing here for a while. Mainly wiggers, niggas, and spics(which are different from a normal Latino cause a normal Latino just wants to make money peacefully).
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>>950259095
Yeah that’s how it starts then the government starts protecting them more and more then the bikers and Italian mafia disappear and the brown monkey gangs take over but unlike the bikers and mafia guys the local government barley does anything to police them at all and they become a huge problem at that point that the government won’t deal with and then you cucky faggots finally protect yourselves then the government comes down harder on you than they did the bikers and mafia guys for simply protecting yourselves and families why because you are a faggot cuck slave and faggot cuck slaves take whatever abuse anyone wants them to take and likes it
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>>950256311
>thinks billionaires create stuff
Most billionaires these days buy rents and cash flows, attempting to control the existing market to maximize wealth extraction while minimizing value delivered. They become a black holes of wealth accumulation, warping free markets, governmental regulation, and the law. The concentration of most wealth into a few hands is the endpoint of unrestricted free market capitalism.
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>>950259479
Mormons have made it here too lol. Funny thing is their congregation in my area are Peruvians for some reason.
I've only been to a few cities in the states (Boston, NYC, around Michigan) and I never saw anyone who felt dangerous.
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>>950259806
It’s not the end point of capitalism it’s the end point of corporate communism
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>>950259769
The Canadian mafia is literally untouchable. You never heard of them, and most haven't but they're actual multi billionaires. You says cuck and slave a lot, but unlike the yuropoors I actually know what your freedom looks like. Tell me, are you a member of a HOA?
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>>950259806
Same old tired vapid argument about "the rich" that every generation of retards spouts since John D. Rockefeller.
Honestly, you guys are so fucking stupid, even though you have all the tools of education to learn how the world actually works.
You buy these memes about "muh rich!!" and believe them because you're just a broke wagie with no future.
Zero fucks given to your poor status in life, faggot. Stop obsessing about other peoples money and go out and make your own.
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>>950259939
"With this IPO, Musk also gets bailed out of some of his most embarrassing failures, which he’s buried under SpaceX’s froth.

For instance, X, the social-media platform formerly known as Twitter, got shoved into SpaceX. So if you buy the shiny new spaceship company, you’re also buying a piece of Musk’s decrepit MAGA playground.

Same goes for other Musk screwups.

For example, when no one wanted to buy the ugly Cybertrucks whose wheels3 kept falling off, Musk-controlled Tesla found a willing customer in Musk-controlled SpaceX. SpaceX purchased nearly one out of every five Cybertrucks registered in the last quarter of 2025—meaning Musk booked around $100 million in Tesla revenue by selling trucks to his other companies.

The Boring Company, yet another Musk-controlled firm, is also being paid to do construction work for SpaceX.

In general, Musk has a tendency to take one business he controls and overspend to buy things from other businesses he controls. It’s kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except every subsequent customer is yet another Elon Musk company."

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/congrats-youre-about-to-unwittingly-make-elon-musk-trillionaire-spacex-ipo-index-funds
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>>950260117
kek
Look at the envy seeping out of this post, its all over your keyboard, faggot.
Musk has "failed" so much that he's now worth over a Trillion Dollars.
Damn, son. What a failure.
You guys are something else. So much empty anger, so much hatred for people who actually accomplish things that you can't possibly imagine, that you lash out and try to console your empty rage with the idea that "Musk is a failure!!!".
Sad.
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>>950260200
>trying this hard to troll and failing
improve your game numbnuts
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He went from billionaire to trillionaire by selling Space X to [himself] and the valuation of his properties arbitrarily boosted his capital past the finish line?



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