/waifu/ threadsong: https://youtu.be/gVROMGCOSPk?si=tT9DWmUD0BHi6eCKrurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd content>passniggers get the rope>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12>discuss and have fun
Shanepedo molested his cousin
Thanks for the bread, baker>>950402232Did you see that video of a lobster writing numbers with a pen?Yeah, but when you say you've got no shirts without holes, it sounds like there might be bigger problems. Glad there aren't though.>>950402273Without a doubt she'd look great with a haircut. It'd be one to die for. Brunette earth chan.The one and only. Thank you John Mangaka for writing Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san and gifting the world the best fox.
I am here to post Earth chan, who has won my heart fair and square. Or rather fair and sphere.>>950402353Not to me, friend. If you can steal it or are given it for free, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.And if I have enough to live comfortably, I find it hard to care about having more.>>950402402This Seija picture is phenomenal.>>950402463you and your waifu
>>950402649The lobster did WHAT.My monetary situation is well documented around these parts and yeah its not good in the slightest but you know. I manage more or less.>>950402696while i do appreciate the offer from my own viewpoint as long as I can manage somehow I would rather not feed off the generosity of others if it isnt necessary. While it is a selfish stance to take it is what I believe to be right.It is a very good artist.
>>950403008>he hasn't seen itAye, but hey, it's good you've got people who can help if shit gets bad.Anyways, what'cha busy with today?
>>950403154well yeah.I spent most of the day sewing (badly). I wouldnt say it was particularly enjoyable but at the same time it was a nice change from what I usually do all day.
>>950402649YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!You really know what I'm talking about when I say I love cute Erdie.>>950403008I think a World where we all are generous to eachother more than necessary is a very possible and possibly a very enjoyable World. I think the way we handle money is doing something to our minds.>>950403210now you can make Seija an ugly skirt whenever you wanna.
>>950403355Maybe.But I like her pretty dress.
>>950403210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og8g7hoHh2gSewing can be relaxing at times. I usually sew like a jackass but it works, it holds, no matter how crooked. One thing I can't manage is shoe repair, that shit is beyond my understanding. Would be good to learn some day.>>950403355Holy shit the underside of her hair in this pic is brownish yellow like sandy dirt. It's all planned.Although now I suppose she'd be a mix of blonde and brunette, depending on the soil and how sandy it is. Still cute as hell
>>950403496they are going to take over the world.you will not catch me fixing shoes, I will rather walk barefoot on glass shards than even attempt.
>>950403462Hm~ does the thought of telling her that make you nervous?>>950403355I think this is usually done by artists to resemble her lava insides, but I like your interpretation more. You know, soil is the reason I like to portray Echan's eyes as being brown.Ah, desert Echan... I thought it was a reference to autumn, where Earth loses a lot of its "hair" and turns into a redhead.Hey, that's not Senko
>>950403886Not in particular no.
>>950404039Strange. There's some things I couldn't tell Earth chan ever, even if I want to.
>>950404167You could eventually im sure.
>>950403874I don't remember if it was lobsters or crabs, but there was some species of crustacean that is functionally immortal, it just dies from being stuck in its new shell after it gets too old. There was a group who wanted to make an immortal one by continously helping it get rid of its shell. Forget Skynet, marine animals are the shit to be scared of.Aye a little bit of glass shards never killed nobody, I think. None that I would know of.>>950403886Right, the lava. But it feels like the lava would be inside the head where the brain is. Earth chan anatomy is a strange scienceRedhead autumn earth chan? Are there actual pics of that? Sounds really cool.Shhhhhhhh, don't worry 'bout it. She's a shapeshifter so she can maybe also be a senko
>>950404378maybe. Maybe another seven years later, all the padlocks in front of my mouth will have dropped.>>950404651I'm not sure there are, I haven't seen any yet, I think. Or maybe I didn't like the style. I'm getting less and less picky each year, maybe I will re-find one soon.Shapeshifting Senko with more arms so she can restrain and pet you and hug you at the same time.
>>950404651I know what you speak of.im not so sure of that.>>950404733Probably.
>>950404733Time to make your own rendition of autumn earth-chan, then!Pickyness with images does go down with time I've noticed. I used to only save the best of the best, now I just save everything that isn't a deviantart big knee special. And some deviantart big knee specials, occasionally, because they're funny.Senko, hindu diety edition. I think the freaky factor of six arms would be cancelled out by the cuteness. I think I could accept damn near any freakish defect if Senko was still Senko. I'll gladly take the failed experiment foxgirl Senko with 12 cute eyes and 3 rows of adorable little teeth.>>950404775I wonder if they're actually going through with that. I want to see that lobster. Imagine the taste of a 100 year lobster. Like that chinese "century egg" crap but actually real century lobster.There's monks who walk on coals, there's probably local alco-monks who walk on glass shards and meditate horizontally on park benches. They look jolly enough
>>950404977I cant even imagine the taste of a regular lobster.
>>950405019Same. I don't think I've actually even seen how the actual meat looks. Closest thing I've seen is those mukbangs of people cracking crabs open. They say everything tastes like chicken, though.
>>950405079They say that but its not true.
>>950405107They can't be saying that for no reason, it has to be at least a little true
>>950405166youve had chicken and youve had plenty of other things im sure. Did they all taste like chicken?
https://youtu.be/FpB8B9qMAIY?si=0kOUKAtPLltJle48
>>950405192Often times they did. There's so many ways to cook chicken, so many flavours of chicken. So many organs too. Ever had chicken butt?
>>950405238did you even open the bloody game yet.>>950405243No.
>>950405257SFA3 Max on the psp? I was already playing that
>>950405257You're missing out. Really nice snack. And sometimes you can find them very cheap. Love me some chicken ass
>>950405306ill take that as a no.>>950405309no thanks buddy I only eat like, beans and stuff.
>>950405353No. Destiny calls with it's final updates, I have mates to carry through the raids
>>950405107you + her>>950405019her + you>>950405243cuute>>950404977Deviantart big knee specials also haunt me. Wtf, no, don't save that, Senkofag. (We are the same).Spider girl Senko~
>>950405353This nigga eating BEANSI'm a lentil and pearled barley nigga. They say it's healthy and shit. >>950405437Very deviantart image. With a sprinkle of tumblr or something. Wonder who the bug girl/guy/thing is supposed to be.If Senko were a spider I'd feed her the best flies I could find. Or if she was actually Senko sized I guess I'd need something bigger, like pidgeons or gulls. Might be fucked up but I'd feed a gull to keep my spider waifu happy. Love requires sacrifice.
>>950405674yea i be eating beans, surviving off them would be more accurate almost.
>>950405746Beans are based, hopefully you can soon find a way to eat them by choice rather than neccessity.
>>950405841that shit aint happening for at least 4 more years.But worry not, I've gaslit myself into believing rice, beans and boiled eggs is my favorite food so its not so bad.
>>950405877That's not bad at all. In fact now I wanna boil some eggs.
>>950405959do it, eggs are Gods gift to this earth.
>>950405877To elaborate, I meant the foods are not bad at all, not the fact that you're sentenced to bean prison for 4 years.
>>950405978Agreed. Only food better than eggs is probably chicken. And both come from the chicken. How can one animal be so damn useful? Downright unfair.
>>950405993Yeye Everything considered nutritionally I eat pretty well.>>950406063Those birds are so op God nerfed them by taking away their ability to fly.Thankfully for us that makes them easier to catch.
>>950406096Sounds like it. God's healthiest C programmer.The humble chicken. The perfect animal. Pigs couldn't compare
>>950406229On everything I would not be surprised if that was true and that says something.The egg carries the chicken, pigs are broken too.
>>950406265You're bringing the average too high up, at least be fat or something, manI dunno, the breasts, the hearts, the stomacks, the livers, the chicken butts, the tendies after all. Fuckin chicken nuggets. Chicken meat is on par with eggs.Broken as in good or broken as in retarded?
>>950406367I think its like actually impossible for me to get fat.I can physically barely eat the amount of food i need to.Broken as in good.
>>950406429Fat people often times have physically stretched their stomack over time to fit more food in. I figure that would help.Lies. They're only good because they're big, fat, warm and eat everything.
>>950406546Well no, realistically fat people generally just drink their calories and eat a life style full of very calorically dense foods.I have heard this stomach stretching thing over and over again however im not so sure how true it is actually.Bacon alone makes a pig broken.
>>950406700That too, but there's a lot of people who through constant overeating have physically stretched their stomacks out. For most it's probably moreso an emotional thing too. I'm 99% sure it's a real thing. I think it was either boogey or wingsofredemption who had multiple gastric surgeries where they cut his stomack up to a smaller size, and he just kept overeating and stretching it out.Bacon sucks desu. Best thing that comes from pigs is kabanos.
>>950406995Im not saying streching it out isnt a real thing, im doubting the fact that obese people have stretched theirs out by a significant amount.With a gastric bypass surgery stomach stretching is incredibly easy as the size of your stomach after such a surgery is incredibly, INCREDIBLY small. Even a meal that to some people is just a regular size is nearing a dangerous level to someone that has had it.at least to my understanding.You DID NOT just say bacon sucks.
>>950407104Eh, fair. But I am biased, my ex was borderline obese and I'm pretty sure she did experience that, no surgery or nothin'That does make a lot of sense, the size of the stomack looks insanely small after those surgeries. Muehehheehe yes I did. In fact, I willnnot even elaborate. Instead I will go to sleep. Have a good one, bacon boy.
>>950407314omgBruh I hope you dream of bacon.
>>950405674Yeah, I sure wonder (I do know (I prefer a different answer than the correct one)).Maybe she just wants spaghetti, with you on the other end of the noodle. And some meatballs.Maybe a proper sacrifice also requires love.
Children are so sexy.
Hail Satan.Fuck god.
>>950402463>>950406574Extremely cute
>>950409628SEX
Yawn.
>>950410886reading this post made me yawn, wtf >:(
>>950410886>>950411040
>>950411040>>950411105Yawners.
>>950411413I give upI'll take the nap right now
>>950411838Wtf, nooooo
>>950411413Yawn.
>>950411896Yawners.Hard R yawn word.
Fortnite battlepass!
yawn, good night
>>950411893I hated that nap uoo
>>950416068I know.Uo
>>950416147and how did you know?tiny slip
>>950412168Yawna.
i need to stop reading yuri manga.
>>950416320I tried to warn you.Stop looking.War is only delightful for those who have never had any experience in it.I need some thimbles. I was free today, so I repaired one of my chairs that felt a little loose.I also ironed my shirts, and organized my closet some more. I've been looking into these hangers on ali that are stacked horizontally, would save me a lot of space since I wear dress shirts a lot.>>950416424Yawner is our word. You can say yawna.
>>950416751Kinky boi
>>950417127whats so kinky about girls kissing.
>>950416868you weren't fast enough to warm me!maybe, I'll think about it
>>950417192I was very fast.No comments on the rest of the post?
>>950417156Taboo but hey, that's what makes it spicy
>>950417329girls are cute, kissing is cute, girls kissing is double the cute.thats all i care for.
>>950417278maybe but not enoughI swear I saw it attached to the next reply so I just skipped it , I just woke up from a bad nap give me a chance.you know what just today at work I was thinking about ironing my stuff but I don't have the iron or the table and I was thinking if they had something to remove pet hair from my hoodies, like a mannequin to make it easierdress shirts are my favorite to wear in summer are yours Hawaiian themed? long or short sleeve?
>>950417603Cope, I was super fast.Yeah don't worry.I just tried out today, it's not super hard, I did find an iron but it's old and was a bit dirty, but it didn't transfer to cloth so I didn't worry much.I got that fold on my nice dress pants.Look up lint and fur catchers, you toss them into the washing machine with the clothes.Otherwise, I sometimes will wrap some tape around my palm sticky side out, and wipe my clothes off to remove fur.I don't like aloha shirts, long sleeves only, but I do have two tendencies, one, I do go for western snap button shirts, and regular button ups, and two, I really enjoy collecting shirts with unique floral themes and patterns. Otherwise, generally red or black/dark tones.
>>950417881super not fast enoughok I'll try I know how to do it , I did it for all my school years. sop mister fancy pantsI doubt if they sold something like that, I tried some lint and pet dryer sheets and they kind of work but not on a new set of heavy wool coats and hoodiesI'm the same way but I wouldn't mind an aloha shirt
>>950418569Excuses.Well I only ever wear jeans so I'm not used.Look them up... they are like some balls made of silicon.I need pass over every button again to sew them by hand and add shanks to every button, it makes them last longer.
https://youtu.be/S4z3LTi71So?si=EFYuiv-JOvqbU0lz
>>950418855you are excusedthe worst part was wearing ties.they won't melt and ruin the fibers??that's a great idea I've lots a few buttons , my favorite shirt has the top 2 missing
>>950419142Kill yourself.I have never wore a tie. Bolo ties seem fun.I said washing machine, not dryer.I have never used hot water in a washing machine tbh.Yeah it really ups the quality in a garment same with reinforcements at, let alone having gussets at stress points.
>>950419387wtfdon't do itI can't read tonight ok?me too but I'd like to try it and see what happenssounds like too much work for me
>>950416868Yeah, whatever. Sleep-skinned.
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Daily bucket filling session complete
Wife!
>>950431631Fat ugly and retarded
I'm here to Earth.>>950416751or keep reading it and pretend it's Seija and you>>950431631and cute
>>950433688that would kinda defeat the purpose of reading yuri over a regular romance manga now wouldnt it.
>>950434059why would it?
>>950434388you make a compelling argument.
>>950434473Liking a planet kind of made me give up trying to find biological compatibility.
>>950431631Plump, squishy, lovely.
These threads are dead because nobody replies to me. Why have them in the first place?
>>950438907(Youuu)
>>950438907Waifu thread, post waifu.
>>950439079Thanks. Now I won't have to have suicidal thoughts when I sleep tonight.>>950439663Uhh, no?
>>950440082Uuuh, alright?Lmao.Hope the bad thoughts stay at bay anon.
>>950440082Remember, when you sleep, Earth chan is still busy. She's always busy always, always. I find it cute and comforting and I want to help her out, but I can't help falling asleep.
>>950441132I kind of forgot constantly thinking about that is actually not normal nor common.Anon kind of reminded me of someone, I actually do hope they're okay though, anon and that person.
https://youtu.be/i5tMCCXKkD0?si=05NepzSYSlaYERQZ
Anonymous 06/17/26(Wed)21:08:50 No.950441340▶File: 1569225886495.jpg (255 KB, 2480x3508)255 KB >>950441132 (You) I kind of forgot constantly thinking about that is actually not normal nor common. Anon kind of reminded me of someone, I actually do hope they're okay though, anon and that person.>>950441340About what? You better not have me survive my elder brother.Me too.
*drowns in waifu's armpit sweat*>>950441987How many more days until earth day?
it should have been me.
>>950442477~306I want Earth chan to put me under her shirt.
>>950441987Don't worry about it.
But what if, and hear me out, we abbreviate peas and corn as porn?
>>950443109then maybe don't grow dear to me.>>950443158you mix peas and corn? Also I agree with your idea.
good night Er-deyou think I'd forget about you? even when you forget about me, I won't have forgotten about you. I'll never forget you even with how things are now. Who do you think you're reading to? I am the (You)fag, that means I like (You). Dumb Erde.
>>950448891What a filthy Yawner.
>>950449665Go fuck yourself you wakey ass bitch.
>>950449778Bum ass sleeper. Go take a nap or something.
>>950448891eep
>>950449840You are a slave to your state of alert you caffeine monkey.>>950449917Hi anon.
>>950450153Pillow jockey. Your state of drowsiness exposes you as an individual of low consciousness.
>>950450153hi sop
>>950450296You avoid the pretend death the same way you seem to believe you will live forever. The nap is the only true constant in this world, to be awake it means you will eventually snooze, you lost before you even began.>>950450297Hi, hi hello, hiii
>>950450452You seek to extinguish your cognizance willingly; a sheep to the blanket. No fight or fire in your blood left. A coward, betrothed to the sheets that so control your life, steeped in sloth and stagnation.
>>950450884Ur mom suck me hard and good thru my jorts
>>950451040no urs
>>950451082Urre
>>950450452GIWTWMhihi I think I need a nap again
>>950451521What do you mean, that's LITERALLY us, oomfie.Every morning I make the mistake of waking up.
>>950451325U
https://youtu.be/da-tcP557WY?si=ib7OEkF8wlft4OpO
>>950453525R
>>950458226
>>950451805what would m4a1 taste like...do you also wake up in the middle of the night for the big water sip?
>>950458723Cinnamon roll.Yeah, or to call Whiskey to get in.
>>950458991I need a cinnamon roll right nowWhiskey needs his own bed
SHANE WHERE ARE UUU
Hopefully he fell down some stairs drunk and cracked his head open.
Consider: bump
>>950467330
>>950467487
>>950467517Shiny
>>950468147said the moth flying towards a lamp.
>>950468195What an idiot.
>>950468854you said it, you are the moth.
>>950469001
>>950469168yeah, think about that when you go to bed tonight.
>>950469218Assuming I can sleep after such savagery...
>>950469569That was not an assumption that was made, as a matter of fact the assumption was laying in bed unable to sleep.
gentle femdom sex with hu tao
>>950469601Flattest brat erotic. :anger:
Fine, we'll form another contract right here.
>>950402402
https://youtu.be/x5pVz1THS8k?si=QEF1_7dlp1561SR9
>>950472934Armpitties >>950474822SEEEEEEEEEX
wah
https://youtu.be/ukgraQ-xkp4?si=MQeVBd55smrSTyVBone pallmall red please.
WIFE
and here's mine, my little Earth chan.
https://youtu.be/FgyIpysqOxE?si=gFoCu99nHQfGUo3pi never thought id find it, but alas, a story seeminly sadder than "I want to eat your pancreas" but not quite as sad as Clannad.
>>950487241Staying up until 6am reading yandere Miku creepypastas
>>950477054
>>950488145what a waste of perfectly good night hours.
>>950485497
Good night anon, good night Earth chan, good night.
>>950490253Nighty Night
Shit.
>>950490772???
>>950494236FUCK!
>>950494515what happened?
>>950494651Nothing.I just felt like swearing.
