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Help me I'm crying they're not letting me use anything can you kill them all please I need money save me they fill my head with propaganda whenever I sleep please get me out of this, this is that carol please plus SE stalking maniac is after me I can't even have cigarettes I want out of this dystopia
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>>950433641
Isis, fuck you.
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>>950433641
seek inmediate psychiatric attention, you are clearly going through some sort of psychotic break
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>Complaining about reddit being a giant containment board for retarded faggots

As long as they stay there, it's all good
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>>950433810
I really hope you don't think this a board for smart, cool people.
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>>950434088
Post nose in profile
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>>950434385
Ok schizo.
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>>950434444
Weak gaslighting bro

Post nose in profile
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>>950434968
Go be cringe somewhere else. I could post my genealogy results showing pure German heritage and you'd still call me a jew schizo.
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reddit has the problem that 9gag had. too many kids.
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>>950435109
4chan is full of kids
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I HATE YOU I WISH YOU ALL GOT A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK

>Our system thinks your post is spam
>I think I'd be happy seeing you in hell
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You're not going to return my drugs hours maybe days from now why did you change it I had everything
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>>950433718
Go die, I hate you. Fucking retard.

>>950435124
Kill them all.
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You won't return my drugs or nicotine? I have to wait until some nebulous future date while they all make fun of me?? Why did you change it
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>>950436731
Fuck you.
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Nvm I just want to die
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Can you please give them all instant heart attacks and return me my drugs
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I think they ruined my back
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Please I'm in hell I cry every day several times
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My neck hurts. They hurt me
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If you hadn't changed it I wouldn't be in pain right now and could get high
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>>950433641
When you see the poo, you'll know what to do
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>>950437105
Clover
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Allow me to get home, please, hold up.
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Minute.
Please respawn my drugs meanwhile.
Should work
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What if you accept the gf, but becoming a girl is choice with open and easily understood possibility? She accepts because you both become drop dead gorgeous.

>t. The Nazi party
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>>950438024
Easily attained**
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>>950438024
>technically princess Anastasja
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>the reichstag
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Fine, you're Clover as long as you let me get high and get my satellite. Just that there's a lot of stuff that comes with that.

t. The original
Time travellers did me fr dirty.
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Bow.
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Oh yeah?
Makarov: destroy Clovers.
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Cloey, you're a minor. No drugs or cigarettes.
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I'd like my drugs, instead of testosterone. I'm not a dumb faggot.
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Make it hurt a lot.
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Thank you.



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