Celeb Thread - /Those who know darkness, have seen the light/ edition.
>>950530805Mommy Sophia
>>950530805kys you bald faggot hobo cunt.
what up bd
>>950530814>OMG WHY ISNT IT BUMPING
>>950530866I want my $1. And a pic of Liv Tyler.
Back from the shoppes, going to view a filme.
Pretty pretty princess
>>950530930shes ugly as fuck
>>950530910Back from the shoppes, going to view a filme.Yoooooooooo how did that Anon know?!Nah but FRFR I just got back from the shoppe, prob gonna play some Elden Ring. I just saw the thread was kill when I got back just now.
>>950530805THESE PEOPLE DON'T LOVE YOU BACK.
Pic of my wife in a magazine! :O
>>950530950You will respect the ugly whores beady posts even when he's not posting as beady.
>>950530930absolutely based>>950530950absolutely bonkers
>>950530930Goddess>>950530950Faggot
>>950530963no one cares
>>950530963Thank God you're back. Some retard was talking to Jacob after the last thread finished. Can you even imagine?
>>950531003I bet I could make those pages nice and sticky
>>950531027she looks like a literal fucking goblin
Oopie I replied to the post.>>950530963>>950530879
>>950531060You WILL shut the fuck up and respect each and every one of beadys personalities. Know your place peasant.
>>950531062Hey! That looks EXACTLY like Avril Lavigne!
>>950531027Have an upgrade>>950531060you're crazy>>950531034Brutal, but hot sabs
>>950531034dana plato?
>>950531075what film
>>950531048Oh my!
>>950531145If only rip
>>950531122I was reading your lil back and forth with that anon and trying not to laugh at you both not understanding each other.
>>950531027she's hot for a nigger
>>950530805>>950530879>>950530930>>950530963>>950531027>>950531062>>950531075>>950531126>>950531160>>950531185Not celebs, fuck off
>>950530902Pedophile
>>950531188Personally I think Liv Tyler IS sexy with her sagging titties and nice big areolas
>>950531212>>950531234Sorry anon the role of village idiot has been taken over by the retard from the end of the last thread.
>>950531282Fuck off pedophile
>>950531282I want to latch onto her thigh like a baby sucking a tit
>>950531340those are some nice tits
Alissa White-Gluz
>>950531434Would love to smell her stinkhole after a show
>>950531434If you have to clarify who she is in your post, she's not a celeb.
>>950531434meh
>>950531258Lemme try and explain what the anon in the last thread was trying to do. In his defense he's a pedophile so he's not very good talking about women.This >>950531062 is some bitch who was posted regularly in socials and request threads here on /b/ back in 2016. You can find a shit tonne of old threads in the archives and a gallery of her other pics if you know the basics of how to use the internet.Now that silly anon - we'll call him "That stupid fucking cunt Jacob who needs to shut the fuck up about Formula 1" found those threads from back in 2016 and noticed a lady who he's decided he's going to pretend is Avril Lavigne. Presumably he's going to try and troll a troll.Unfortunately not only is "That stupid fucking cunt Jacob who needs to shut the fuck up about Formula 1" attracted to 9 year old boys - he's also nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is. And not aware he was talking to you, intent to string him along and wind him up.tl;dr. This >>950531062 isn't Liv Tyler. It's some whore from 10 years ago. Here's another pic.Presumably at somepoint when "anon" posts Liv Tyler someone - aka "That stupid fucking cunt Jacob who needs to shut the fuck up about Formula 1" is going to post "Avril Lavigne.">This was spoken into an A.I agent and translated into text. Apologies for any mistakes.
>>950531062
finna bust and its gonna be big
>>950531291When someone starts posting tits claiming it's Avril Lavigne? It's Jacob. So you have to say "Not a celeb" AND "Pedo".Happy to help Mr. Grumpy cunt.
>>950531563Look at the post above yours.
>>950531556Sounds like a fun game. But to be clear, Liv Tyler has hairy armpits?
>>950531340those are some REALLY nice tits
>>950531646Wait, I thought that was Avril Lasagna. Your telling me it neither?
>>950531597is it a lick it from the floor day?
>>950531707would prefer from my desk maybe today
>>950531707In more ways than one.
Ruined orgasm worship puddle cleanup duty
>>950531556thanks jacob
>>950531748Then get going/coming. Don't waste a drop>>950531754Keeper said there'll be days like this
>>950531556Congratulations. This is a thread made by beady in which he's talking to himself (again) and you appear more tapped in the head than he does.Now about dem Avril titties?
We only hurt the ones we loathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcB1SiG5jio
>>950531844slurp haha
waste of a fancam
>>950531924hng shes nude
>>950531924don't talk with your mouth full.
>>950531880Yeah! How about dem Avril hangers?
>>950531826He's posting about that guy from the 28 years later movie over on /tv/. James Saville?
>>950531880too bruised by Tyga's dick
>>950532051The more BBC a woman has fucked the hotter she is
We love Lia hate
>>950531991>from the 28 Years Later movieBait used to mean something anon
>>950532051Fascinating. Thanks for sharing that. My life is so much more fulfilled.
>>950532083that was a lot of BBC
>>950532159It's hot, isn't it?
>>950531062>>950531563No more scrumptious Liv Tyler tits???
>>950532169mommy mommy mommy
I love bbc
Plapping for bbc
>>950532132Sorry for not being Jeremy Jahns.28 Years later Pt.1: Some faggot soft kid walks with his annoying mom to find Voldermort who kills her because she has cancer and they put her skull on top of other skulls. Kid gets saved from being eaten by zombies at the end by James Saville looking ninjas.28 Years later Pt.2: Fucking no idea but it involves the Alpha zombie with a HUGE FUCKING COCK LOOK AT THE COCK DO NO LOOK AT THE COCK WHY AM I HARD OH SHIT AM I GAY? and a gang of James Saville looking ninjas.28 Years later Pt.3: Oppenheimer returns?Have some tits and calm down. I think this is Avril Lavigne.
no matter what you do
>>950532281you simply cannot
Melina could GET it.
>>950532301neg the zeg
>>950532307post her naked boobs
>>950532334the fuck did the dude from shrek do to you?
>>950532334you tried
Ugly goblin
Sorry for the Cara spam. I posted her >>950531880 and he's mirroring. Many such cases.
all it too was 3 pics to make him lose his mind
>>950532402That is NOT Maisie Williams. Have some fucking respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB5QT2JQz4
>>950532428You're posting in a thread made by beady in which he's talking to himself. Meanwhile anons are posting fucking fables about some bitch with saggy tits and writing paragraphs about a movie 86 people watched.People here aren't exactly the most stable.
It's funny that she has no many u flattering photis and captures, but Ziegler is unironically gorgeous.
>>950532485this whore is so under rated, doesnt get pumped to enough now adays
>>950532485Hilary is way way hotter than that ugly zeg goblin
>>950532528It's because every time I post her some retarded dipshit slithers out from under his cum encrusted 10 year old mattress to call her a "whore" and complain she "doesnt get pumped to enough now adays"I'll delete the pic, enjoy this cock.
jacob melty
Hardcore pornography
>>950532528>4
>>950532613thank you i like cocks too, i prefer big ones though but thanks for tryn
>>950532314She is not that good looking but that ass is fantastic
>>950532682got that phat mom booty>>950532579
Deleting the pic also triggers Jacobs stalker into thinking you're Jacob. Thus ensuring another week of his obsessive behaviorHerman Miller F1 Jacob Tremblay Sports Entertainment Kristen Stewart Zendaya Coleman Toodles Emma Myers.
>>950532706I can only work with what God gave me.
>>950532674With LivRod? I'd actually pay for that and I haven't payed for porn a single time in my life
>>950532818But have you ever paid for porn?
>>950532748FANTASSTIC
this will rustle his jimmies
>>950532848I'll pay your mum's arsehole a visit
>>950532961>mumIgnored and eurobongtrash aussie STREWTH sizzled crumpets on the barbie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArmDp-zijuc
>>950532940Milly takes Allthecock
>>950532940>>950532965It's a crime against humanity that these threads aren't 90% her.
>>950533019very clever
>>950532961>mum's arseholeIt's like 2am in England. Get some sleep. Sorry about the people who were killed in that train accident.Curse of Tom Scott strikes again.
Kstew?
>>950533096I'll allow it.
making hanni webms lol
>>950533184Post guide.
making tranny webms lol
>>950533300The best ones have already been posted.
>>950533362thats not a tranny, its a dude in a wig
>>950533247on what
>>950533423Hanni masturbation.
M E I K AEIKA
>>950533362Hot
>>950532848One time I did, got a custom video made for like $50
bought the vegan fat free refried beans and couldn't taste the difference
What to do when the ol' ball and chain won't let you drink even on weekends?
>>950534088go cruisin and find BBC
>>950534073beans are naturally vegan. why would you buy something with added animal fat
>>950534109This *genuinely* might teach her a lesson.
In this moment I am euphoric TBH.
Elon Musk build
wake me up when elon musk killed
Equipped load will be lowered if fast roll is needed>>950534124idk most at the store do I guess, don't ask me
lmfao. Is this kid serious? Dude is genuinely rolling around. Nah fuck that. I stand face to face with the enemy.
>>950533423>headpats
am i a nigger?
It's community night in the Pikmin server everyone is chatting and having a blast
if you mean pikmin the game, that sounds wholesome
Yeah it's awesome so many people are posting their fanart
aw, cute
;_;
>>950535611what's wrong?
Some nights I feel like the only straight poster left...
>>950535698
>>950535698didn't you literally have a guy suck you off today
>>950531062easily the ugliest chick spammed on 4chan
>>950535695community Pikmin night and I'm not invited
>>950535714Who is this snap shot>>950535787What doesn't sound like me bro
Tell him what happened before he feels bad for you I'm surprised they let you keep your account
Some nights I feel like the same people are here every day spamming the same celebs every day and no one else.Oh wait, that's every night!Enjoy your 13 hour thread.
>>950535824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDJpr52gaTw
>>950535884Make me cum
uh oh
>>950535901Keeping it real bro, I'm not watching that
>>950535824Why do I wanna cover Olivia's face with my gooye cum
Gooye is to Kaynewhat Gooigi is to Luigi
GOOYAH!
Anyone want to help me practice my gay flirting
Kind of like this, just make her taste my cum. Feed it to her
>>950535864some in the server were not ready to hear my controversial opinions that Pikmin 1 & 3 are better than 2 & 4
>just make her taste my cum.>none of it in her mouth
>>950536152yes
She swallowed it already
Happy Friday. I've had a few drinks. With loosened flabbity lips, I concede I'd drive a bus full of nuns off the Golden Gate just for one tongue drag up the bottom of Alycia's foot.
>>950536204Yeah suck it you faggot you like that you little gay retard
>flirting
>>950536290Mmmm slurp yes but please dont shower next time
>>950536358I dont want to see you again
>>950536387Harsh.
>>950536400Im blocking your number please dont contact me again if I see you I will call the police
Realized I typed "kayne" making me just as dumb as the Gooye poster, I should go to bed or something
>>950536445this is kinda accurate to my encounters sucking off straight college guys actually
Maybe we can smoke sometimes bitch leave the house
>>950536698
>>950536464VERY unpopular opinion. This is only one of two pictures of her I've ever found attractive. I dislike her huge eyelash stylings. She looks great in movies, but her personal huge eyelash stylings just don't grab my balls.Sorry not sorry. Hearts to her and her agent pushing her.
not listening
>>950537108Now help me with my gay flirting
>>950537316It's more like bullying, gonna goon till I sleep, doodles
>>950537514Have fun and sleep tight bro
>>950537514
Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-naAbracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-gaAbracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na
Yikes you hate to see it
>>950530805
>>950530805nigger
>>950537775Allah
>>950537809What about Him
Do you sit gay?
What color represents your personality?
might touch my bone again
>>950538180
https://x.com/Bienvenido90856/status/2067908120857457110?s=20
I thought this guy went to bed
fell asleep lol
>>950537758
>>950537858Nothing, he's a nice guy. Just blows a lot of loads
sorry to be lewd, but i would like to hug several of the women posted in this thread
>>950538610That's tender and conscientious, not lewd.
Big, big booty, what you got? A big booty (Work)Big, big booty, what you got? A big booty (Shake that)Big, big booty, what you got? A big booty (Go to work)Big, big booty, what you? (Ain't that a freak?) Huh
>>950538618especially that one>>950538717ooohneat!
>>950538757
I miss Belle D spamer
>>950538828<3
roll that beautiful bean footage
>>950538560ra ra ah ah ahroma romamagaga uh lala
>>950538924
>>950539182Post Dizzy
>>950539137directed by david lynch
>>950539024
>>950539243fill me in on the reference i'm missing lol
I had an accident, I slipped and dropped my edibles and two of them landed in my mouth and I ate them.
gonna goon to some maya again
>>950539305the blurred and surreal nature of the image, and the fact that it's a woman screaming into a phone, makes it look like a still from one of lynch's movies>>950539551adorable
I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her... M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
>>950539607ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol i see i see
Is anyone still gooning to Kristen? Should I cum to hee or Cara?
>>950539733i've dreamed of being where he is -_->>950539740<3
>>950539733>Ari Queen subversion putting the black man (slave) under her heel
brocky and i watched silent hill the other night and i quite enjoyed it
>>950539789:))
>>950539789u'n'me both
>>950539243Kek
wemo check?
>>950539805awesome! do yourself a favor and don't watch the others. trust me.
>>950539964i made the mistake of watching the 2nd? one. i was severely disappointed
i'm so sorry i wasn't there to warn you. ;_;a third one came out not too long ago. i figured i'd skip it. looked incredibly "meh".
>>950540103oops. meant to link to ya. >>950540017
>>950540103at least the first one was incredibly good. i'll push the second one completely out of my memory. >third onehmmm might look into it
>>950540155>might look into itbetter you than meuh, i mean...good luck!
>>950540155look into making nu
>>950540278x))>>950540291i don't make nu lol never have
>>950540103Lets go scotland
new>>950540888
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