>>950681447
Moar like this pls

Coming home from a 2 week holiday, hadn’t fapped bc shared dorms but surrounded by hot ass girls in bikinis the entire time. Probably shot cum onto the sloped ceiling, it landed all over my body and the bed

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>>950681447
I had a huge on this girl when I was in my early teens. She was my friends older sister. She got me high for the first time and I got crazy horny. She was laying on her stomach on the ground watching a movie and I was on the couch behind her. I jerked it to her ass in tight blue jeans. I came really quickly and really hard, a lot of cum all over my shirt, face, couch, it was a real mess. I lived 20min walk home and just got up and left.

>>950681447
Jerking to a collection of my friends wife's nudes

>>950681447
A long time ago as a kid, I was searching for lesbian hentai/doujinshi and I found Ken-Jyuu instead.

>>950684976
Nice, can you share any pics?

>>950681447
My friend needed emergency surgery and he gave me his phone and wallet to hang onto while he was rushed to the OR. I had a huge crush on his girlfriend so I went through his phone. I found nudes and videos of her sucking him off. I went out to the car and jerked off the entire time he was in surgery.

>>950685665
I didnt get them on my phone, he passed out with his phone unlocked

>>950685729
Damn that's sucks. Sorry you didn't get to keep them. What did she look like?

>>950686015
I know but I also felt bad looking anyway tbh. Shes tall, DD, 1 pierced nip (which i didnt know about) couple doodle tats, slightly chubby

>>950681447
Last week. Took some speed and fapped until yesterday.

I was weird and horny as a teenager so I don't know why I did this but I climbed a tree, wanked myself crosseyed and jizzed from the hjighest branches I could climb. I felt like a god jizzing out the Milky Way galaxy.

holy fuck I was a weird kid

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>>950684025
looks like Emily Lloyd

>>950681447
>Be me. 22, just barely out of school
>Meet tranny
>Agree to hang out. "If you're into it I'll suck your cock, if not then we just hang out."
>Hey, wanna do some drugs?
>Do drugs
>Lots
>Drink a bit
>Blackout
>Wake up the next day with a sore, gaping asshole, dick breath, and vague memories of getting fucked
>Text "her": what the fuck.
>"She" sends pictures and videos.
>Fuck
>Adrenaline shakes
>"I was too high"
>"You loved it"
>Jack
>Cum buckets all over myself

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This was during the covid lockdown when i had a lot of time on my hands to experiment, and i hadn't really seen anyone in like 3 weeks so I was Super desperate.

Setup: I used a program to rip some tumblr/twitter blogs, and used another program to play the folder contents in rapid succession, with strobe effects and subliminals (ie slut, whore, dont cum, inhale, etc) sprinkled in between. My earbuds played binaural beats and bimbo hypno audio, and my headphones played my "whoring out" playlist. i placed estim pads on my inner thighs and put an estim plug in my ass, set to trigger at random intervals and intensities. I put a cotton wick saturated with fresh poppers inside a metal nasal inhaler, which i put in my nostril for hands free breathing.

I laid back on my bed and started the hypno audio. I sank into the soft sheets, each limb heavy. ~25 minutes into the hypno, my edible kicked in, and I became too relaxed to even think of moving. My senses were gradually taken over by the music, the binaural beats, the screen, the estim, and poppers. I laid there in my drug induced trance trying not to cum, reciting my mantras to keep me steady, "too dumb to cum," "don't think just sink." At one point, desperate, i cried out loud to nobody in particular, "dont let me cum please dont let me cum please please please don't let me c-..." followed by a full body orgasm. My mind was ravaged by bliss. My muscles contracted naturally, but just when I thought I was past the climax, the estim forced them to keep contracting. Each orgasm was extended, and i was milked for every drop, an excruciating 15 extra seconds.

I was forced to cum, over and over again, too heavy, too relaxed to move, too dumb to think. I could only feel good.

I dont remember how many times I came. The whole thing factory reset me and I was an absolutely incoherent babbly mess by the end. i slept for like 12 hours the next day.

Typing this all out made me super wet soo I'm gonna go play with myself now <3

By far it was the wank I had while watching my (now) ex gf get licked by a dog. We both absolutely loved it.

>>950681447
The time I was sleeping dreaming about fucking a hot chick and woke up wanking but I really didn't wake up in life but woke up in my dream and then proceeded to have a wank because I really woke up so hard it hurt and had to release my load

Best was to my cousin.

i paid some tranny stripper to lick my asshole while i jerked off and i came all over her face. best $30 ever spent.

fapped to a baby pic of my mom
not proud of that one, not proud at all

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>teenage me
>precisely this pic of Kylie minogue
>buckets
>literal fucking buckets of cum
message ends

>>950693278
>her

my mom got fairly large breast implants when I was younger and posted pics on her socials of her showing cleavage pretty regularly. The first time I jerked to her, it felt like my soul left my body when I came because of how bad it was.

>>950696593
this is actually pretty bad ngl

>>950693357
Oh it was super gay, but legit the best wank I've ever had

>>950698108
There is no pleasure in self-denial. Allow yourself to enjoy what you want. Good luck to you anon.

>>950698150
Agreed, my only regret is that there aren't many hor trannies who truly love to top

>>950681447
The first time my sister and I simulated sex. We were in our mid/late teens and had been grinding on each other fully clothed. This night our parents were out so we were in my room grinding on my bed. She got on top of me and let me slide my hands under her shirt to play with her tits. I pulled her shirt off and flipped her onto her back. I peeled her shorts off to where she was just wearing underwear. I was just in boxers grinding my boner against her soaked panties. We flipped back and forth with who was on top until she got a quick O and went back to her room. I jerked one out that was 10,000 psi and nearly passed out. It was the best wank ever.

>>950698354
What the fuck dude. I mean ... fuck. I could wank to your description of it right now. But still, what the fuck.

>>950699080
I know. It was the most exciting years of my life.

>>950689037
How big was her dick? Bigger than yours? What did she look like?

>>950681447
Idk man, probably when a girl ordered me around on Omegle. Made me fuck my ass with a screwdriver handle, then jerk off until I came on my computer chair, then made me lick it up. Was pretty hot.

Either that or the one time I sat on my 8" dildo for the first time. Took it all and jerked off. Felt really nice but I didn't cum, cause nowadays I del bad cumming alone. I wanna give all my cum to my gf.

>>950681447
I once jerked off through my pants under my desk in class to my hot ass English teacher. She was in her early 20s and had that smoking hot bohemian beach bum vibe. She realized what I was doing and clearly didn't know how to handle it so she spent the entire period trying to ignore me but she kept looking over to see if I had stopped or not. It was like electricity shooting through my body every time we made eye contact. By the end of the class I wasn't even trying to hide it. Ended up absolutely ruined my pants right before the bell rang and made sure she knew I was busting the last time she looked. She never brought it up and I never tried to push my luck again, but she definitely spent the rest of the semester not making eye contact with me and basically ignoring me as much as possible. But I swear that look of defeat on her face when she realized I was busting the hardest nut of my life while we stared into each other's eyes was transcendent. I still jerk off to it this day. Not to mention she had a shit ton of pictures of her in skimpy bikinis on various beaches around the world. Holy fuck I miss you Miss K, gonna bust another one to your perky hippie tits tonight <3.

>>950700325
Miss K probably had to run to the staff restroom and jill off at lightning speed before the next period

>>950700552
I seriously doubt it. I think it seriously messed her up. She looked legitimately upset and wanted to stop it but didn't know what to do. And then she quite literally avoided the shit out of me the rest of the year. Shit still gets me rock hard. Though admittedly, the thought of her shame-jilling herself into the most confusing orgasm of her life does have a certain appeal to it lol.

>>950699649
It was pretty big. A little bit longer than mine but girthy also. I don't really remember it going in but there are videos of me saying it hurts and she just shushes me while continuing to push inside me.

She was like 5'11ish, she was just barely taller than me. Short black hair. Fit body, not a huge ass but toned, small breasts but way more believable than giant fake tits.
She was very toned and not bulky but like cut. That's probably what her manliest trait other than the big dick between her legs

>>950699649
*his dick
*he look like

>>950700325
unhinged wtf

>>950700746
faggot lol

>>950698354
Was that as far as it ever went?

>>950700746
You got some sugar in your tank. You are too light in your loafers. You play for the wrong team. You're zesty. But most of all, you are a flaming homosexual.

>>950701241
>>950701428
Don't stop now, I'm close

>be me, visiting home from college
>borrow old laptop to finish a paper
>find movie file literally on the desktop
>its my mom getting fucked
>some college age guy i dont know
>apparently my dad recording as i can hear him talking
>cum buckets, harder than ive ever came in my life.
>instant intense shame. want to throw up.

>>950702225
You realize that there's like a 90% chance they were pretending it was you, right?

My first handjob/blowjob received when i was 16. I would have came over 8 ft multiple times had the wall not stop the cum blasts. You could hear the cumshots hit the wall. I measured it. Woulda gone like 3/4 more ft probably. Somewhere out there is a girl who remembers jacking off some kid when she was young and you can't even find anything remotely close to it on the internet. The cumshots were that over the top. Hopefully she is still "wtf" about it. I cant replicate

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>>950681447
>13 years old, my room was in the basement
>discovering I really like girls, start getting boners but don't know what to do (sheltered)
>just start watching TV all the time, when a woman with big boobs or nice body came on would just pull my dick out
>would cover with hand when a man was on screen, my boner was not for him
>one night stay up late lying on my loveseat in my room, browse channels
>discover we have HBO
>watch G String Divas, turn volume all the way down and lights off
>lay on loveseat on back, naked and rock hard
>Ms. Bunny episode
>watch whole thing, so turned on by her pale skin and big tits
>feel different as episode ending, feel like something happening
>watching ending sequence as cartoon woman gets her ass fingered during credits
>close legs on my boner, feel myself being thrown into ecstasy
>as credits finish I close my eyes and feel the best pleasure of my life escaping through my dick, I let out a whimper and moan
>look down, TV light half-illuminating my cock but my thighs and cock are covered in cum, still cannot do anything more than breathe heavily and feel waves of pleasure still moving through me
>remember distinct smell, first time ever smelling my cum musk
>fall asleep after some time, my cock all sticky and blocked by cum
That's when I started masturbating. I experimented trying to replicate it but eventually settled on rubbing against my thigh. It's a good thing I figured out stroke method before I boomeranged my dick.

>>950700746
>me saying it hurts and she just shushes me while continuing to push inside me.
Hot
Did she have to hold you down?

>>950701389
No, we did a lot more. That was just the earlier stage

>>950703227
I know she did at times. The video where I get shushed though I'm on a chair with my ass sticking out. It's pov from the bottom up so it mainly shows my ass getting spread and deflowered with her face sticking out at the top. It ends with her saying good job once it's in up to the balls

>>950703808
That's hot. So did she basically force herself on you? Did you struggle much?
Also, post vids :p

I groomed my little cousin before I knew what grooming even was.
I was 12ish, and she was 6. Nothing sexual happened then but she had a big crush on me. Always wanted to hold my hand, never left me alone, always wanted to cuddle. I did it reluctantly.
She has two older sisters, oldest is 4 years older than me and has been 6 feet tall since she was like 15.
Middle one is a year older, almost two. I was obsessed with Middle. She was the midget of the family at 5'4 but had gigantic tits, much bigger than her Amazon of a sister who also had big tits.
Middle was always very popular with boys for obvious reasons and never really paid attention to me. Best I ever got from her was some mild kissing playing house when we were little.
At some point my 12yo brain, working over time, decided that if I could keep Youngest interested, she might also turn into a cute teenager with big tits.
I bet on the right horse. Youngest ended up being 5'10, the thinnest of the 3, technically the smallest boobs but in a household where every bra was a D or bigger, probably a blessing.
She moved away last year but we spent the last few months before she left fucking like rabbits.
She's getting married next year and I fell kind of heartbroken lol

>>950703984
I will not post the vids because I'm okay being a slut but I'm not okay with people seeing me be a slut.
I've seen and I remember being held down to keep me from moving as she's entering me. But as far as I know the only time I really struggled is when she tells me she's going to take off the condom because I'm too tight. I am coked out and we've also been smoking a ton of weed, and I feel drunk from the beer, but I still manage to understand what was said and start saying no no, and she just goes, "it's fine, I'm clean."
Fortunately she was clean, that was years ago and I've been tested a bunch.

>>950703457
So y'all actually fucked? Details about the first time? Did y'all ever get caught?

>>950704261
>tested a bunch

yeah you definitely got hpv tho. just gotta hope it doesn't turn into ass cancer lol. all you can do is sit and wait, your faggot ass is a literal ticking timebomb at this point lmao.

>be 17yo me
>have been playing with my butt for a couple of years, feels nice
>have bought a dildo and silicon lube because i hear that is nice for anal play
>smoked hashish earlier that night, have a nice buzz going on, start feeling my butt tingling
>go to prepare in bathroom, you know the deal
>go to bedroom and start working the dildo in by riding it slowly, never touching my dick, i dont even feel like it
>just slowly enjoying it, sliding up and down until i loosen up more and more
>starts feeling really good, hole has started to become loose enough that i can ride the dildo without it lifting off the bed when i slide off of it, it just sort of feels like it falls out as i raise off of it
>downstrokes on it start feeling like they radiate out from my prostate through my abdomen and out through all my limbs, making my feet, hands and face tingle with every stroke
>lose track of time, just ride the dildo for what feels like a long time, if i was to guess, probably more than 10-15 minutes with no breaks
>it starts to feel really intense, at this point i am riding it hard and fast, slamming myself down onto it
>then suddenly my ass starts to rythmically contract and open up, like a muscle spasm that just keeps going for at least a full minute, probably two, at this point I am moaning loudly in a high pitched almost girly voice, i am riding through the entire orgasm, cant stop even if i wanted to
>feels like my entire body is having an orgasm, every single muscle in my body feels better than a normal orgasm
>slide off the dildo and put a finger in my hole, its like it has completely given up, completely loose, so i put two fingers in, then three, then four, while sliding them around inside of me, the intensity has fallen from the peak but it still feels incredible for a full 5 minutes, my hole feels better than a normal dick orgasm for the entire 5 minutes after the peak orgasm
>collapse on the bed at some point during this, and fall asleep

first anal orgasm

>>950704331
You better not fuck any women or you'll get dick cancer, bro. Your dick will look like one of the last of us zombies, bro.

>>950685719
Did he make it?

Best one ever was when I found out that my mom (who is one of the biggest prudes in the world) was secretly a huge whore. She has a profile that I found on adult friend finder site. She asked me to look at an issue on her computer and I found it in her browser history. Her profile is just her looking for other women. I created a fake profile of a woman that "fit" exactly what she was looking for and built a ton of stuff around it over time and used AI for images. I'll share about what she's into, chat's I've had with her, etc. if anyone is interested. When I first found it and first chat with her was literally best wanks ever.

>>950688302
like a monkey in a tree

I used to sniff my coworker’s shoes after her shift. She would leave them tucked under her locker and they’d still be warm, I would empty my balls in them a few times a week. Knowing she wore them the next day for her shift always turned me on.

>>950704400
Yeah because heterosexual sex with a condom is just as risky as unprotected anal sex with a tranny who gets dudes blackout drunk/high and tapes himself fucking them raw the first time they hang out lol. Gtfo retard faggot.

>>950704776
Share please. Pics too. Let's see that slut mommy!