Gonna smoke some weed and one hell of a fap party. What's /b/ doin' tonight?
>>950686652You have a bright future.
>>950686712>bright futureYou're fucking dead wrong about that. I'm a 42 year old loser who's ESL living in an area where barely anyone understands me and can't get hired. Living with kinda distant cousin who I have sexual relations with because she pity me and feels bad that I can't get laid or find work. She does let me cum inside of her. I'm going to attempt to try to fuck her in about 30 minutes. I doubt she'll do it as she's in a mood and I'll just come back to get on my computer and have a goon sesh until I have to go to bed. She usually only fucks me like once a week and then I typically get a handjob.
>>950686652> actually BRAGS about all 4 billion females on Earth rejecting him
>>950687173Just enjoying making myself feel good. Besides, if you read the thread. You'd know that I do get pussy at least roughly 52 times a year. Even if my cousin got a boyfriend. She'd cheat on him with me and still take my load. I'm almost sure of it.
>>950686905post her pics
>>950687338I don't have a camera and I don't use social media to find her shit. I literally use a flip phone with a broken top before anyone tries to ask. Besides I wouldn't post her on here. She gets on 4chan once in a blue moon.
>>950686652Smoking weed eating pizza and >>950686905 you are actually a transsexual and hypersexual your dick is huge and you jerk off to man and woman sex while drinking in other hand
>>950687431HUH? What are you talking about?
>>950686905Apart from the job situation, it doesn't sound like your life is all that bad, man. Don't get fooled by social media: Everyone else is catching ass in life (especially these days) and has it hard too. You're not alone in your misery. Fuck your cousin or your hand, get to bed, and see how tomorrow goes. Good luck with the job hunt, man.
>>950686652Gonna make popcorn
>>950690182OP reporting back. I didn't get to fuck. She barely said anything to me. Went in the living room to sit on the couch and eat while I just sat and played some vidya. I'm about to pack another bowl and smoke up. Then start my goon sesh until I pass the fuck out. I'm hoping to at least cum 3 to 4 times. I wish my cousin would sniff my balls and drink my cum. I have to go through literal hell and beg for months on end to even get a blowjob. I also am really into fart porn and try to get her to fart on me. She never does. She's SUPER vanilla ice cream.>>950690481After I blow a couple of loads if I haven't passed out I might eat some popcorn. I have a couple of bags. Sounds good. Better be careful if ya fappin though. Don't want to add some extra cream with that butter.
