>"femanons"
tits or gtfo

>>950698563
These threads just for any secrets in general, or is this another porn thread on /b/ or something?

>>950699452
Both. All are welcome.

>>950699518
>Both
Porn. Got it.

>>950698563
Not the most exciting of secrets but I used to hook up with my cousin.

>>950698563
Secret: I make shit up and post it here

I have made 4 pedophiles

I fucked two sisters, then I fucked their mom in the back seat of my car parked by the bar, none of them know.

>>950700854
who was best? Got any pics of them?

I'm 36yrs old and my entire life got flipped upside down when I got an Autism diagnosis.
Doesn't sound like a big deal, unless you're me and noticed that every little thing you do and are, is because you're autistic.

Btw, no I'm not getting any money, no benefits and no retroactive corrections from University. Just a big, fat, fuck you.

AMA.

I wish I was brutally raped and then comforted afterwards. Not that much of a secret lol

>>950700926
My gf is autistic. She got on disibility right away, they gave no shots. Go for it.

>>950701018
I'm in Canada. As an adult with a late diagnosis you're kinda told to go fuck yourself. "You made it this far, keep it up".

I also have a wife, kids and am the sole income. I feel like trying to survive work everyday is killing me. Constantly masking, and you're still an outcast.

The thing is, reason I'm on thus thread is because I've told no one.

>>950700926
I figured out I was an autist when I had a daughter, and she got officially diagnosed with it. Turns out all the things I just thought were personality traits for me and her were actually signs of autism.

I've always just assumed that a lot of people were dicks on purpose, and that they chose not to notice what was going on around them. Turns out most normies don't pay attention to where they are, and I was the odd one out.
Not gonna take take anything for it, as it doesn't really hamper me in my daily life anymore. Same with my daughter for now.

>>950701137
Exactly! Found out when I had my kids. Did research for them, doing deep dives (autistic trait btw) so I can be there for them.

Turns out, everything I read was a giant finger pointing at me.

>sleeps with wrists fully flexed inward
>info dumping
>mastering anything I touch in weeks
>pattern recognition is through the roof
>I hate small talk
>I hate injustice (rules for me, not for thee bullshit)

Among many more. Like I said, everything I am is because of it.

>>950700680
Aww shit. We got the master of darkness here. Look out folks.

i don't want to fuck her but i routinely get off to watching a video of my mom that i stole.
Cum and feel like shit. Time passes. Repeat.

>>950701297
>>mastering anything I touch in weeks
most normies can't do this?

>>950701635
Most normies can't even accurately count pages in a document consistently.

I can't say where I work due to privacy acts, but I work in the mail room. The highest our pages might go is 10, and these literal retards can't even count that.

Told its 10000% important that it's accurate or else the documents are unusable and could cost the company.

Everyone can get it wrong, no repercussions. I get it wrong? PIP for me.

Fuck everybody.

>>950701297
nta
>>sleeps with wrists fully flexed inward
don't think I do that
>>info dumping
endlessly
>>mastering anything I touch in weeks
>>pattern recognition is through the roof
Oh I do these, maybe not quite mastering but I go deep until I get bored
>>I hate small talk
I struggle to talk with people but I don't easily shut up, conversations are tricky
>>I hate injustice (rules for me, not for thee bullshit)
I don't know about hate I disassociate and focus on hobbies.
got a diagnosis as somewhere on the spectrum when I was like 9 dunno if it helped much.

Not looking for attention cause no one cares about guys.

Was molested my my 50yr old female family friend when I was 9yrs old during my parent's divorce back in the 90s.

Everything had to be hush about the divorce, it wasn't like today. So I'm carrying that secret with me, living with my mom and she got our family friend to watch me while she worked her new night job at a Cafe.

Ask me anything, but it's not necessary. Just here to air that out quickly.

>>950701879
was she fat?

>>950701902
She was fat. Best description I can give, she had the literal body of a fat Principal woman. I guarantee your brain imagined exactly what I'm talking about.

Disgusting red dyed hair, and Disgusting red nail polish. To this day, I can't stand red nail polish.

>>950701957
A lot of people think "hell yeah" before they remember the sort of woman who actually does this

My first time was with a much much older women when i was 15. Was amazing but definitely made me hypersexual as a result, until my mid 20s. Was nailing anyone i could, really.
i know that sounds cringe. i just think i wasn't mature enough to handle the experience. I was predictably head over heels for her and she just wanted the naughty hookup. Which makes total sense but at the time it was awful.
Got the clap several times but never told a soul. Lucky i didn't end up with something worse.

>>950702111
That, and I really didn't want it. She kept insisting on helping me in the bath. Ask me creepy questions that if I was older I would have probably told.

She'd ask if I get hard often, if I clean underneath the skin, have I seen underneath before.

Escalated to her popping my head out and forced me to orgasm.

Used to get railed by my dogs when I was 12-16. It was gay, I was the bottom.

>>950702252
>forced me to orgasm.
Awesome. Did she play with your asshole too? Ever suck you off?

>>950700938
You have sess ?

>>950702601
Not awesome. Porn has rotten your brain.

gf got wasted and told me she used to let the much older son of a family friend play with her because she liked the attention and her sis was usually the favourite. haven't been able to stop thinking about it

I bought a warhammer army a few years ago, told my wife I wanted to recapture my youth
Never played a single game of it in my life, not in high school and certainly not now
Every Saturday I leave the house with my box of stupid little models, drive to a cuck couples house, and rail the wife retarded for hours while her husband watches us in a chastity cage
Wife never asks me what I did or how it went because it’s nerd shit
The cucks wife isn’t even that hot, she’s just a buttslut with massive titcow udders
Been doing this for years now, it’s the perfect cover

>>950703147
Impressive, you've weaponized the fact women don't give two shits about us, our hobbies, or interests.

Pics of her tits?

This will sound made up, but in high school a buddy's mom hooked up with several of us in our friend group. Total secret. No idea how no one ever found out.
gradually lost touch with that particular friend over the years but it was so fucking awkward while we were still buddies.
His mom was the kind of person you'd never expect that behavior from, too. If anything it taught me to never assume, i guess. People are fucking weird.

>>950703147
The fact she's not suspicious wondering why you're not sinking thousands of dollars to upgrade your army, and the countless hours painting them just got me rolling on the floor laughing.

Your wife a bitch? She put out at all?

>>950703147
show you wife and the other slut pussy so we can goon

>>950702777
Probably, but at least i can handle being "forced to orgasm," lol

>>950703530
At 9yrs old? Bet you $500 you would cry.

>>950703530
Like that video of a teen girl licking her brother's ass and jerking him off at the same time, I would have let my sister do it

>>950703659
>oh boo hoo! Auntie gave me dummies! Whatever shall I do???
Fucking kek, I'm crying alright, laughing my ass off

my friend is a cuck and has been sending me his wifes nudes for a few years now

>>950704342
If he's a cuck, why haven't you fucked her?

>>950704342
is that actually cuck behavior? i have a buddy that sends me pics of his wifes tits sometimes. i just thought he was being drunk and goofy.

>>950698563
sexually assaulted/rpd so many women that I legit lost count
no longer am able to remember some of their names as there was alcohol involved

part of me feels hella guilty, part of me loves the memories

I wish they coudlnt remember anything for their sake, and I hope they are doing ok

>>950704431
he dresses her up in outfits i pick out and has her do poses i choose and we've been talking about getting together for a threesome / have me fuck her while he films so i assume it's cuck behavior

>>950704476
Did you just get them drunk and fuck? That's hardly SA; girls just use drinking as an excuse to not be responsible for their actions. Give us a good story or two.

it probably sounds cringe but i think im a sex addict. i've been with so many women and men that i lost count years ago. I barely even remember any names.
No one in my life knows but i'm off getting sucked off or fucking some random person at least weekly. I used to use craigslist and yahoo, but i now use apps, doublelist, adultfriendfinder, fetlife, etc.
i'm not ugly but i have absolutely no standards. if someone is down, i will stick it in.

>>950698563
Bi male. Im addicted to dog cock, best fucks of my life have been k9s dumping cum in me. I would love to rub a red rocket against my throbbing cock rn before taking it down my throat.

>>950704631
I used to take dog cock when I was young. I'd ride them, I'd let them mount me. It was fun at the time but, humans are so much better. I hated that the dogs lasted like 30 seconds, plus they're not smart and would often randomly dismount. It was kind of a blue ball for me because I'd feel unsatisfied, meanwhile real men would plow me for a much longer time

>be 11
>long road trip with family
>urge to shit hits me
>we pull over into a rest area, but it's actually a "picnic area"
>no bathroom, just picnic tables
>dad is like sorry champ, you gotta take care of business behind a tree
>follow a trail into the brush
>important detail here is I'm focused on being out of sight from my family and lacking situational awareness
>pull down shorts and squat
>don't like that my shorts keep getting in the way of where I think my shit will drop
>ehhhh fuck it
>step out of my shorts and underwear to go completely bottomless
>plant feet far apart like a sumo wrestler
>have to push really hard to get going
>feel a dense, scratchy shit drawing out of me
>it burns as it comes out
>I'm making all sorts of wounded animal noises
>pushing hard enough that my face is hot and I'm getting dizzy
>one last push and feel the end plop out from my butt
>that was brutal but the sensation of relief was amazing
>when I wipe, nothing on the TP except a small spot of blood
>look at the ground
>see a thick, continuous log of shit
>no joke it's two feet long
>it has different colored LAYERS, like a geological core sample
>a sharp smell that stings the nostrils
>looking at it like whoa
>hear someone cough very close to me
>suddenly notice an entire family below me
>there's basically a lower section with more picnic tables
>this trail is the walking path that connects upper and lower sections
>the family was eating lunch at a picnic table
>now they're just staring at each other in silence
>they had to have witnessed the whole ordeal
>heard me scream-grunting out an enormous deuce
>seen me wiping my asshole and looking at it
>I jump into my shorts and run back to the car
>let's go let's go let's go
>before we can leave we hear screaming
>a giant group of girl scouts comes up from the trail I just shat on
>they're running out with their noses covered
>mom is like I wonder what that's all about
>dad slowly turns to look at me like anon what did you do?

>>950704810
Start taking it again, while I watch you suck is cock and get fuck by that dog

>>950705046
I'm not really interested in sex under a minute. Just isn't satisfying. I need to be fucked for a good while

>>950704631
>>950705085
Maybe the other anon still a good dog boy

>>950705181
I've never been in an interspecies spit roast, but its a massive bucket list item. I want to feel a man and a dog cum in my hole at the same time.

>>950705517
Make this dog used your ass slutty ass, while I take care of this throat like a toy

>>950705181
I'd be willing to do it again only if a man who I'm regular with wants me to. I could be part of my domination kink.