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>cant win a war on algae
>arresting people for touching water
>several ducks have died in last week
All this after spending 10X original cost

>calls national guard to patrol pool 24/7
(remember jan 6th, drumpf said he couldn't call in guard?)
>erect a fence because you can't get your dick erect
>cover the fence in a tarp to hide your shame
maybe driving the entire motorcade over the half finished coating was a bad move?

Does anyone really believe 'terrorists' have decided that they hate america, and their #1 game plan is to deface a pool?

How fucking stupid are these faggots?
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>>950717523
No matter you stupid you think they are they will always prove you wrong by doing something even stupider.
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Imagine a reflecting pool living rent free in your head.
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>>950717523
>Does anyone really believe 'terrorists' have decided that they hate america, and their #1 game plan is to deface a pool?
Their #1 goal is to destroy their opposition. They do this via smear campaigns and bullets.

It's not about a stupid fucking pool, the pool is a cog in the machine
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>>950717523
>>950717595
REFLECTING=BAD

never think about things or evaluate your life, goy, just spend money
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>>950717523
This is a new level of clownery. I don't really care or have any thoughts about it. I have no influence over this nonsense and it has no purpose to me.
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>>950717598
They're so good at smear campaigns, they've got Trump running them on himself.
You're delusional.
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>>950717523
>'terrorists'
My first guess would be a bunch of homeless crackheads shitting in the pool.
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>>950717785
>homeless crackheads shitting in the pool.
you mean the ducks?
I thought trump 'cleaned up' dc, so how are there homeless left?
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Remember that time the delusional OP made up everything in his post and thought it was clever? Touch grass man.
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>>950717871
remember when you voted for micropenis pedophile?
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>>950717850
He probably told the national guard to shoot the baby ducklings.
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>>950717871
Except everything in his post really happened? What makes it delusional?
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>>950717954
I think he's talking about the part where he can't get his dick up
>clealry he can, he raped kids
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>>950717731
They're so good at it, they've made an entire generation of people hate him to the point of unironically thinking he's a worse person than the ones who were responsible for genocides and millions of people being murdered, to the point where there are videos of 5 year olds breaking down and crying when their parents tell them our president is an actual person. I think that level and scale of brainwashing is impressive, yes
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>>950718199
>brainwashing
So you just haven't been paying attention, huh?
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>>950718199
List some common war crimes for POWs
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>>950717523
I'll just leave this here...
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>>950718781
>everything is a distraction from the infamous pedo files
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>>950718911
Why aren't they releasing it? Why is Bondi fired? Didn't Trump hire the best people?
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>>950718934
>>950718911
Probably nothing then, right?
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>>950717523
Trump cant defeat a single celled organism
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>>950717523
I'm pretty sure ducks know how to avoid poisonous water
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>>950722880
What would make you think that?
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>>950722896
Olfactory senses. People, who notoriously have terrible noses even have said the area around the pool smells bad. The algae wouldn't be killing the ducks, but some chemicals could and those chemicals smell off putting too. They aren't dumb and helpless. But I dont know I'm not a duck
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>>950723073
They're probably eating the coating that's flaking off the bottom and dying in horrible agony due to intestinal blockage. "Weird smells" won't deter a duck.
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>>950723163
They're also are unlikely to eat inedible shit. Ducklings aren't even eating on their own. Why does everybody think animals are just trying to go out of their way to kill themselves?
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>>950723250
You have never even seen a duck, have you? Where do you live?
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>>950723250
You should to talk to my ducks about all the insulation they eat.
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>>950723341
>>950723301
Maybe we shouldn't be worried about the ducks then
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>>950723483
My ducks don't die when they eat insulation. The weird shit on the bottom of the pool was supposedly designed to seal cracks in concrete. What is it doing to their intestines?
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>>950723644
My guess would be passing right through them. But I dont know I'm not a duck. And determining that would require an autopsy, which i honestly don't see the point of.
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>>950723768
A dozen dead ducks tells the story. How often did ducks die in the reflecting pool before Trump start fucking with it?
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>>950717550
just end the thread right there. There is no greater truth to be told.
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>>950724383
I dont know, but the number probably wasn't zero of they're that dumb. And it's not like anyone was paying attention to it before he started hyping it up so much. There could have been hundreds of ducks killed every year by one pool and no one would have given a shit. Also I dont know if I believe a dozen. I saw one.
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>>950724911
That's a lot of hand waving.
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>>950724911
Can I see the dead ducks of yore?
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>>950717523
Very
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>>950717523
The entire MAGA movement is domestic terrorism, stupid or not. And they are all-time stupid.
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>>950717595
It's all Republicans talk about. Trump help press conferences for it. He's literally obsessed.
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>>950718199
But... He is actively endorsing genocide, isn't he? Didn't he talk about turning the Gaza strip into a riviera once it's cleansed of its inhabitants? Or was that fake news, terrorists taking control of his X account to post ridiculous shit?
Also, what kind of example is that? 5-year-olds cry when they don't get the glassware shape they wanted that day. They don't require a lot of brainwashing.
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>>950718199
I do agree that Trump supporters deserve death.
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>>950718199
>thinking he's a worse person than the ones who were responsible for genocides and millions of people being murdered
Right. While Trump has only threatened to commit genocide, and only killed hundreds of schoolgirls. No biggie.
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>>950731965
He's got a pogrom going. Look up the conditions in the ICE facilities and how many people have died already.
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>>950726444
this is the first one, from several days ago
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>>950730969
>Also, what kind of example is that? 5-year-olds cry when they don't get the glassware shape they wanted that day
They shouldn't give a shit about the president of the united states, let alone have been told enough to freak out when they're told he's real. That's shitty parents getting their children into politics before they're even in school.
>They don't require a lot of brainwashing.
That's the problem
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>>950733090
So none before Trump then?
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>>950717871
You mean like the grass growing in the pool?
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>>950733090
Jesus, that giant duck scared me.
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>>950735231
It's more like compost.



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