Bass guitar is the straightest and most chad instrumentWomen get weak in the knees when a phat bass line drops.Slap bass builds finger strength and wrist dexterity. Perfect for fingering hot babes.Drums>literally banging sticks>primal nigger instrumentGuitar>shows off riffs for the bros>delicate fingers are perfect for gripping cocksPiano>likely sitting on massive dildo while playing>boring and gaySaxophone>lips pursed to practice blowing cocks>has to get reed wet with boi spit before it can be blownIs there any way to refute this?
>>950757128I dig the bass but that photo makes it look like the most chud instrument.
>>950757128playing an instrument is just a louder way of proclaiming you're a faggot
Don't know about all the BS OP is on, but I do really enjoy lisining to good Bass work and would like to learn to play bass guitar one day.
>>950757128it hardly has any strings. looks like it's super simple to use.
>>950757353your gf has 1 clitvery easy to use, but you have to know how to use it...
>>950757128This whole explanation tells us about your music knowledge.
>>950757128Also you can learn to play bass in a weekend, whereas actual guitars require years of study and practice.
>>950758115this is laughably false
>>9507584744 STRINGS
>>950757128The bass player for Widespread Panic used to have a groupie section of fat hippy girls at every venue.Dude looked like that big hairy dude from Harry Potter. Played a nice 5-string, though.
