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Anonymous
 No.950817915
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 No.950817915
If you could get any superhero’s power BUT you had to have sex with them to get it, who would you pick?
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Anonymous
 No.950819825
 No.950819825
well doctor strange i guess
idk if there's a better prominent space/time power superhero

not that i find him attractive at all of course, but the power is simply too great to let that bother me

is there a female superhero with time control?
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Anonymous
 No.950819975
 No.950819975
>>950819825
There’s literally a female version of strange that trains him in his movie
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Anonymous
 No.950820054
 No.950820054
>>950819975
oh yeah i guess her then if they have the same power i guess
but thinking about it is his power really time control? its more like matter control...
or is it both time and matter?
so he can freeze time and manipulate matter however he wants
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Anonymous
 No.950820591
 No.950820591
>>950820054
The eye of agamotto is the time control, not him
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Anonymous
 No.950820923
 No.950820923
>>950820591
well if i said batman would you say i cant use the bat-gear since those arent innately *him*
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Anonymous
 No.950823250
 No.950823250
>>950820923
That’s the point but at least you can say you fucked Batman
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Anonymous
 No.950823289
 No.950823289
>>950817915
Superman and Batman And the Flash
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Anonymous
 No.950823964
 No.950823964
Sorry you didn't see him
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Anonymous
 No.950824136
 No.950824136
You're all faggots it says any superhero and you're always saying men.
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Anonymous
 No.950824319
 No.950824319
>>950824136
I don’t want the power of a woman
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Anonymous
 No.950824430
 No.950824430
>>950824319
Nuri milk power
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Anonymous
 No.950824516
 No.950824516
Donald Trump
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Anonymous
 No.950826950
 No.950826950
I want the power of Josh
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Anonymous
 No.950827086
 No.950827086
>>950817915

Scarlet Witch. Besides the fact that her powers are stupidly overpowered if you use them right, I'd rather fuck her instead of someone else stupid powerful (like her dad).
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Anonymous
 No.950829336
 No.950829336
Hi Josh
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Anonymous
 No.950830409
 No.950830409
>>950817915
easy. wonder woman for her invisible jet
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Anonymous
 No.950833414
 No.950833414
I want the power of iron man
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Anonymous
 No.950833484
 No.950833484
I want the super power to fiddle diddle children without being prosecution by court of law

or facing a wood chipper


so I guess I will have gay sexy time with Trump and gain his superpowers
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Anonymous
 No.950833541
 No.950833541
Imagine a man who is so powerful he can rape a 12yo girl, be found guilty, and keep his job as POTUS

I know sounds crazy but sometimes reality is stranger than fiction
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Anonymous
 No.950833838
 No.950833838
>>950817915

Domino

Subconscious telekinetic probability manipulation (very good luck)

Enhanced reflexes and agility

Expert martial artist and marksman
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Anonymous
 No.950835593
 No.950835593
Is it cheating to pick a woman?
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Anonymous
 No.950835741
 No.950835741
>>950835593

Domino is a woman

no homo
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Anonymous
 No.950836628
 No.950836628
>>950833541
Optimus Prime Puss
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Anonymous
 No.950837369
 No.950837369
Power Girl. Uhh what's her super powers again?
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Anonymous
 No.950837385
 No.950837385
Yo
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Anonymous
 No.950837443
 No.950837443
>>950820923
I think that would just get your parents killed, then maybe inherit a shitload of money.
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Anonymous
 No.950837500
 No.950837500
A black superhero
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Anonymous
 No.950837508
 No.950837508
>>950837443
You don’t become them, you just get their power
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Anonymous
 No.950837584
 No.950837584
>>950837508
Yeah, I know.
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Anonymous
 No.950837603
 No.950837603
>>950835741
Domino is also black
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Anonymous
 No.950837755
 No.950837755
>>950837603
domino is white in the comics (i.e. the source material). Marvel made her a nigger in the movies because I mean what else do they do these days except replace whites with niggers and introduce insufferable mary sue female characters?
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Anonymous
 No.950837923
 No.950837923
>>950837755
It's better black and makes her stand out from kiera knightley's domino. Stan lee was very liberal also.
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Anonymous
 No.950837959
 No.950837959
>>950837923
sick. Can't wait to see Ryan Gosling play black panther in the next movie.
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Anonymous
 No.950838013
 No.950838013
>>950837959
They killed black panther off completely for chadwick.
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Anonymous
 No.950838130
 No.950838130
>>950838013
idk, idc. I stopped watching Marvel slop after like the 2nd Iron Man movie. Original Iron Man was absolute peak. Now it's all garbage tier. Personally I welcome seeing the Marvel gravy train derail and leave no survivors.
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Anonymous
 No.950838706
 No.950838706
Shane got banned and is getting mad
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Anonymous
 No.950838746
 No.950838746
>>950837603
>>950837755

don't give a fuck. both are hot and the point was to inherit their powers. i stand by my answer.
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Anonymous
 No.950838819
 No.950838819
Anyone who doesn't pick Rogue is either fucking retarded or just wants to bang dudes
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Anonymous
 No.950839082
 No.950839082
SHANE without love
SHANE can't get enough
SHANE yeah I like it rough
Because I'd rather feel SHANE than nothing at all
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Anonymous
 No.950839128
 No.950839128
Lick my butt Shane
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Anonymous
 No.950839258
 No.950839258
I don't even really care about the powers I just want to fuck poison ivy in her plantussy
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Anonymous
 No.950840703
 No.950840703
Titus
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Anonymous
 No.950840725
 No.950840725
Shane lick my butt
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Anonymous
 No.950841033
 No.950841033
Shane lick my butt
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Anonymous
 No.950841128
 No.950841128
Shane lick Nuri butt
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Anonymous
 No.950841205
 No.950841205
Shane lick butt
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Anonymous
 No.950844537
 No.950844537
It’s over
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Anonymous
 No.950845453
 No.950845453
Shane licking butt
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Anonymous
 No.950845463
 No.950845463
Shane lick my butt YouTube channel
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Anonymous
 No.950845855
 No.950845855
Clearly the only correct answer is captain marvel…. Hate fuck that attractive but obnoxious bitch and be insanely strong? Sounds win/win
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Anonymous
 No.950846103
 No.950846103
>>950823289
Doesn't your girlfriend already call you Flash, because you are so quick?
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Anonymous
 No.950847312
 No.950847312
>>950846103
Post tits and timestamp Hawk Girl
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Anonymous
 No.950848455
 No.950848455
>>950823289
Batman doesn't have any powers though.
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Anonymous
 No.950848507
 No.950848507
>>950838013
Black Panther isn't a person, it's a possition, Shuri is Black Panther now, but who gives a fuck, its a shit franchise.
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Anonymous
 No.950848924
 No.950848924
>>950838819
Rogues powers leave her unable to ever have human contact with anyone, which wouldn't change much for you i guess.
Personally if youre just going on fuckability I'd go for X-23, Ladypool, Scarlett Witch, Magik or Death. For their powers alone I'd gladly fuck Legion, Juggernaut, Franklin Richards,
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Anonymous
 No.950848977
 No.950848977
>>950848924
X-23 is the weakest of that group but all the rest are very powerful
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Anonymous
 No.950849014
 No.950849014
beast boy is pretty hot, id pound his butthole no homo
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Anonymous
 No.950849089
 No.950849089
>>950849014
He can change genders so it's not actually homo unless you think about it too much.
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Anonymous
 No.950850970
 No.950850970
I'm love nuri
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Anonymous
 No.950853556
 No.950853556
I want to be Josh
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Anonymous
 No.950853570
 No.950853570
Shane, you gotta calm down
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Anonymous
 No.950854705
 No.950854705
>>950853570
He can’t, he got raped in the ass
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Anonymous
 No.950855679
 No.950855679
>>950854705
Reminder randall is a pedophile and a homosexual one
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Anonymous
 No.950856161
 No.950856161
>>950855679
That’s crazy. Was he your cellmate?
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Anonymous
 No.950856322
 No.950856322
>>950856161
Who do you believe I am and why do you believe that?
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Anonymous
 No.950856417
 No.950856417
>>950856322
Cool, man
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Anonymous
 No.950856425
 No.950856425
Josh is a schizophrenic I read his tripfag delusions of the board being assaulted by one individual just like eustace does.
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Anonymous
 No.950856427
 No.950856427
>>950817915
Rogue.

Win/win
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Anonymous
 No.950856469
 No.950856469
>>950817915
The Hulk at his angriest.
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Anonymous
 No.950857369
 No.950857369
>>950856425
Cool
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Anonymous
 No.950857675
 No.950857675
>>950857369
That's not cool it's pathetic to care so much about a dead website.
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Anonymous
 No.950857786
 No.950857786
>>950857675
That’s what we’ve been saying
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Anonymous
 No.950857866
 No.950857866
>>950856425
Josh is the logposter
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Anonymous
 No.950858122
 No.950858122
shane is a dongposter
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Anonymous
 No.950860092
 No.950860092
>>950858122
Only black
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Anonymous
 No.950861514
 No.950861514
I’m so lucky lucky
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