/waifu/ threadsong: https://youtu.be/DNQRF2NlrlU?si=jGR3Cu9ulouwxLQ4rurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd content>passniggers get the rope>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12>discuss and have fun
>>950830169I don't give a fuck what you think of me lol. Why the fuck would I ever? You're a pathetic brain damaged drunk. And your face is deformed from fetal alcohol syndrome.
https://youtu.be/Rs49qieVwu0
>>950830593I don't care you fucking autistic retard you're like the fucking cutters ad suicidal fags i would make fun of. Just endless coping and lashing out with petty insults while you're life is about to crumble just because you believe you know better when you unlike me have actual issues that are going to make your life hell. Ex: you're not giving yourself a secured future of living somewhat independently (you can't you drove everyone away that's capable of that ad you want to be an incel so you can't even have a gf/bf as payee) you're going to be homeless is a few years at most a decade if not in jail or a nursing home
Whoa sissy is mad!A whole wall of text that no one is going to read! All because it got ass raped lmao!What a dumb loser!
>>950831475i'm going laugh when you fail just like every other retard
When i said none of the faggots here will have children or significant others its what's going to happen. I'm gonna keep reminding you why yall single and it's going start getting to you
that's all shanepedo can do cry online lol
Children are cringe
>>950831819im gonna laugh so hard at yall
>>950831838
>>950831537Fail at what?>>950831838Shane sissy sure likes them since he's a pedo.
>>950832449life nigga
Lel.
>>950832589But sissy... You're a drunk and have brain damage from whippits...And you got ass raped in prison lmfao
>>950832978the only brain damaged person right now is you because you're an incel.Anyone brought you food today? Probably not because you're annoying and that's why they bought a fucking trailer for you to live because you probably smell like shit not to mention you almost sent your mom to prison
Shane sissy is mad about his ass rape.Poor shane sissyAlso I bought the trailer lmao
Poor guy hot his asshole torn wide open by the BBC
>>950835267No you didn't because you were in a halfway house when you first talked to me you idiot that means you don't have a home. You wrote about it in your letters also.
lmfao I've literally had this trailer for years.
>>950835548the pictures of your room aint oldthe standee you cut is from 2021 and it's in that room. You got arrested in 2023 in that room not in a trailer
I had the trailer while living with them. I'd go back and forth and was getting ready to move to Idaho.Sure shows what you know.
>>950836635if it was yours you could have paroled to your own home and you were writing about being homeless and holy rollers. I only know 2 honest posters in these threads so im used to this shit. I'm glad there's only 1 waifu thread leftand it's not this one this shits some gay discord server with like 2 waifufags that don't use /c/ for whatever reason
because some people who go on this board want to post here and it existed like years before the /c/ threads did lol
>>950836993who the fuck uses /b/ besides lolicons and furfags?
>>950836928The judge wanted the halfway. It wasn't required or anything that's why I left it lolYou're such a little girl. No wonder you got ass raped.
lmao
>>950836770Extremely cute
watching the office with waifu
haha that guy got hit in the head with a coconut
WIFEEE
>>950842392Is purple an instrument?
My name is anon. This is my neighbor, Earth chan. I will reveal to her that I love her, and marry her soon.(She was in hearing distance as this was said. Her reaction is not yet documented.)>>950836770cat :D>>950839842working in an office with your waifu>>950844763being married to the waifu
Wife.>>950845447Anything is an instrument if you know how to play it.>>950845649I'd rather die.
>>950844763I will touch the cloaca
>>950845773would you work in the office under her, though?
>>950837427That's a lie. They can't force you out of your own home. The problem is it's under your moms name who's considered part of your case. You're literally cartman secretly gay and everything
>>950846913You can't decide where they release you to you dumb fuck. You're so fucking gay and obsessed with me it's fucking appalling. I almost killed a faggot before for being obsessed with me. I still might kill him if he ever showed up actually.So shane sissy when are you going to pull up? Too much of a pussy? Baby nuts shanepedo the big sissy who got ass raped in jail!
>>950853128imagine putting that amount of thought and emotion into writing about your cute waifu
Just a reminder neptroon is a fat virgin gay tranny pedophile I didn't believe he was a fat fuck until i saw the hand it had extra folds meaning hes fat as hellIt's not as fat as the look at my watch hand which has no knuckles but it's someone very fatonly fatties watch steps and bpm.
>>950853128You are gay you retard lol you like boys you've said it 200x. Also you're lying there's plenty of people who go home to parole I am one of them. I am the one who told you how to go to your moms again lol.
Now i'm busy cleaning for 4th of July
>>95085328917k steps god damn
>>950853681He probably doesn't reset it and that's not that much I do that almost daily because I walk a good amount of lake michigan almost daily and it also gets false readings. you can be whacking off and get 1k steps
>>950853768imagine being this jealous
Shane is so fucking gay and obsessed with us. Poor closeted sissy shanepedo.
i am bored
>>950853872Jealous of what? He's a fat tranny gay virgin pedophile who lives in a spare bedroom. I am not jealous of that life.>>950854221You're also a tranny.
I have a very wealthy family I travel the world and shit and eat at michelin starred restaurants for free I got it really good.
I don't even have to work a day in my life snd neither does anyone i date and they'll be given designer clothes and shit just for being around me. I like living off my own merits however that's why I buy my own shit even though i don't have to.
l o lwhat a larp
>>950854604No it isn't my niece own a michelin starred restaurant I eat there for free. My uncle did logistics for dollar general one of the largest companies in the united states he just sent me over a bunch of golfing clitges and clubs because he wants me to play golf with him I'm very good at golf btw.
>>950854604Hello neptroon
Still no proof btw>>950854683Years ago you said your uncle was vice president for dollar general. Keep your stories straight lol
>>950854728Vice presidents do exactly that look at the linkedin profile
>>950854221what would your waifu do when bored?>>950854395post $10
>>950854728Hi neptroon
>>950854802here's your proof nigger>VP DISTRIBUTION
>>950854866So he doesn't work in logistics?
before you report it because yall do that type of shit because you're BTFO'd HARD
>>950854866So why are you such a loser then?
>>950854919Distribution is logistics you retard
>>950854958i'm not i live independent and reached what's expected of mei'm better than you also and not even trying
>>950854802i dont know bake?
>his family expects nothinglmfao
i forgot the image
>>950855057They don't but they get something from me unlike you who disappoints yours because you can't move out on your own, you refuse to get a gf/bf, you refuse to work, you are gay with men on the internet and wear dresses.
>>950854866that's not $10 or proof that this man is related to you at all, or giving you items. Post $10 everyone can do that even a bum. You surely have $10 to your name, right? post with timestamp.>>950855045you can only bake so much.
>>950855327You're trying too hard you literally stalk me you know it's true the same way neptroon kept lying about my arrest record. You cannot gaslight me.
>>950855186They get laughs at you? I can see that.
Besides I don't need your ok you can't do anything for me or anyone else and you and I both know i'm not lying >>950855480No they laugh at you when I tell them how you're all obsessed with them and I tell them how you all live. They tell me to stop bullying you even if you're sociopathic losers because you're literally all delusional
You're hostile as fuck because i called one guy a fat tranny pedophile and he is a fat tranny pedophile and so are many of you being hostile for him. Why are you doing all this for a nigger who used to make fun of you before yall decided to attack me? lol yall some bitches
>>950855552>>950855792You sound mad
>>950855445All of this what you are describing is only true in your head. All I know is that you are the only human I know who is incapable of proving they have 10 dollars.I do not know you are not lying. In fact everything points towards you lying, and you always, always dodge around providing proof for any of your outlandish claims.You are also a compulsive liar who lies for absolutely no reason but compulsion, very often.So, all in all, you must be very delusional to think that I have any personal investigation into you or believe your outlandish claims. All I see before me is a guy who lives in this thread.
>>950855846No it's just funny he can't handle me and yall using his weakness so he doesn't talk shit to you. Even mark said "we made a truce" and he said under anon "I hugbox those who hugbox me" which means he's only nice if you're doing something for him. Yall just weak I don't make teams if someone does something i don't like i say idgaf if i was cool 3 posts ago.
>>950855977>imagine putting that amount of thought and emotion into writing about your cute waifuoh right you're an avatarfag
>>950856018You are part of my cute waifu, and I am worried about you. You often pretend to get this, which you couldn't if you didn't. Post $10
Just a reminder I actually control these threads because I know where your strings are and it's literally just attached to one faggot pedo for idk what reason other than you're gay
>>950856121No i'm not otherwise you wouldn't be disrespectful towards me or let others be knock it off with this control freak skit
Besides you said before "I'm not really a waifufag" before you're just some control freak schizo doing concern trolling like i do but with a schizo excuse
>>950856163>>950856129You're extremely mentally ill, anon. Post 10$ or this conversation is over, I don't talk to people that poor.
https://youtu.be/GG7Yb0tg0rw?si=GPcDnQOsmcO9Og4U
>>950856285Based. Fuck the poor! India is a plague on Earth just like Shanepedo
>>950856435That was a setup for a joke. I am everyone's Earthfag, anon. Money means very little to me.
>>950856285You don't? That's not very nice to say to an earthling. Why do you talk to seija then when he doesn't have $10 to show?
>>950856435You're extremely mentally ill if you actually hold these beliefs about others and wish death on them when you don't even know them. Genuinely mentally ill.
I got a 50, does that count.
>>950856524I'm pretty sure Seija's computer costs more than your house
>>950856624Not enough too poor
>>950856604Mudslimes deserve to die. See you're a pussy because you know what'll happen to you if you pull up. Little bitch.>>950856499Even the mudslimes? Damn. That's aome commitment.
>>950856655I don't care and doubtful
>>950856674You're worse than anyone here as far as being parasitic and arguably more useless than anyone i've ever encountered
Be trandy TALK ABOUT ATTEMPTING to commit terrorism on your own country and think you're better than terrorist who actually succeed or go 1 step forward
>>950856689It's okay, if only you had $10 you could see that even if you wanted to buy a case you still need $40 more Maybe one day you will upgrade from being a pleb iphone 6 user
Looks like shane sissy is still mad about being ass rapedPoor girl
>>950856624yeah, now post it with timestamp>>950856550cute>>950856674rated E for everyone
>>950857103i couldnt be bothered to take a new picture closer to the current time but there you go.
>>950857238epic postSeijafag has $10 confirmed
>>950857365Sometimes he doesn't but that's wrong and hypocritical of your previous views. You're making this a pay to post thread.
>>950857365For now.
>>950856982I don't pay tolls to talk to homosexuals on 4chan. Elsewhere yes I do and i'm often posting there because it's mission that i believe in.
>>950857454you open your mouth and shit comes out, you type in your keyboard and hit enter, and shit is sent over the internet. Do you have no shame?>>950857460keep your eyes on that Seija doll. She'll make it 02€ if you're not careful.
you can't pay it*
>>950857627Id like to witness her doing that with my own eyes.
>>950857628Why would I? What's the benefits lol>>950857627>imagine putting that amount of thought and emotion into writing about your cute waifu
What's the benefits of joining the loser's club here? Will you send me food if I tell you i'm starving or clothes? You won't!! Then why would I join? Will you get me laid? You'll do the exact opposite!! Then why would I join??
Bro can't comprehend fun
>>950857103earth is
>>950858173>Fun is paying to do exactly what I do for freeSex is fun too but you're paying to be part of the virginity/homo club lol
>b-but if you pay everyone will be nice to youthat's extortion if that's what is the benefit pathetic if you need to do that
>>950858175very!>>950857678watching your waifu do her job~