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You gotta stop doing this to yourself, old man...
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>>951097342
Plop
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>>951097342
It stinks
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>>951097342
There's only one old man here

And I've been doing it to myself (being old) ever since I was 12

so what makes you think stopping now is gonna be beneficial?
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>>951097342
By the way
Here's a gift to YOU

it's addictive as fuck....
it really is.....
be careful....

https://youtu.be/Vl_p_pJKoI0

TURN IT UP LOUD !!!!
this video isn't particularly loud
so fix it
By cranking the speakers!
You'll see

Thank me later
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>>951097342
avatar us
does that enrage you boomer?
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>>951099517
You can be SIXX minutes from death due to past shillery. It's NEVER too late to grow up. Even if you only slidd one log in your lifetime last minute, Andy will account your faith as maturity and gran you entry into log heaven.
>>951099677
OK, this is kind of jammin'...
>bobs throte with music
>>951099745
I don't know. You shot and killed a man in the Solomon Islands back in 2016. How does that false accusation feel? Jackwagon.
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>>951099677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGgdIBX1to
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>>951099917
This starts with "Ole feelin hot hot hot"
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>>951099953
My liege...
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>>951099914

That's actually REALLY my gift to you

I thought you deserved to know about it
and if I didn't tell you
Nobody else would

It's HAMILTON BOHANNON
the black drummer weirdo
he's a very unusual cat
look at him
hes odd...
As a little kid he wanted to play drums
but he was a broke GHETTO child
so he got involved with a church
who got him some drums

And he wrote the music
BUT HES JUST THE DRUMMER
which is unorthodox
as you know
The DRUMMER usually ISN'T the main force in a band

Tina Weymouth from THE TALKING HEADS is a huge fan of Bohannon

Her side-project solo band TOM TOM CLUB was a tribute of sorts to Bohannon

..........that song is TOO FUNKY

it's a great 4th of July song
Because he names off all the American cities

It's FUNKTASTIC
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>>951099677
Commodores was one of the first things I bought on CD. I hadn't even heard the name, I just like Commodore the computer brand. It was aight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho_Od3o9OLg
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>>951099914

Tom Tom club
Genius of love
They even say Bohannon's name in the song

https://youtu.be/aCWCF19nUhA

That entire band was a 'tip of the hat' to Hamilton Bohannon, an incredibly unique fellow
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>>951099953

Hahaha it DOES!! LMMFAO
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>>951100247
There at 2:02, that must be where they got the sample in Lotta - Big Energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA
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>>951100189

Yep yep yessirree

I'm also an old Amiga Enthusiast
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>>951099914
>jackwagon
stacked replies
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I’m glad these threads never died. Major General Sixx will want you all on the flight line at 0600 sharp! We’re gonna be dropping LOGs on these third worlders. cLOG the throats.
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>>951100402
Proof?
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I am an outhouse
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>>951100377
Yeah I remember, you made the Lone Wolf logo on imagine. Shame you don't have a video of that, I'm a sucker for retro CGI.

I started on the 64 and moved my way to the Amiga later.
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>>951100365

Wow I've never heard that before

................interesting
Adding to my vast walking catalogue of musical trivia

Thankyou

The talking heads were A M A Z I N G in concert I've seen them like 3 or 4 times and they were FANTASTIC

Fucking FANTASTIC !!! almost overwhelmingly good live performances

Playing live isn't easy

Having it sound BETTER THAN THE ALBUM is quite a feat
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>>951100531

Ahhhhhh..............

........................you have a good memory
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>>951100589
Yes, it's because I'm a sperg.
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>>951100531
Did you know they're making C64s again? Some faggot bought the Commodore brand and made a new model with modern features. It's on my list, but I'm currently working on upgrading my Linux PC for the AI. Unfortunately, some OTHER faggot owns Amiga and only makes cringe. Anyway, I was thinking about learning BASIC and making an Andy Sixx Log of Shit text adventure, platformer, shooter, RPG, etc. where Andy calls you backstage after a concert and clogs your fucking throte, much to Eustace's chagrin.
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>>951100764
Yes, I am aware of it. It looks effing AWESOME. I might get it.

About the Andy Sixx game, you can easily do the text adventure. For the shooter I would advise you to not use BASIC but rather try the SEUCK software for the 64. It was made by Sensible, the same people with Sensible Soccer and Cannon Fodder. And Wizball for the 64. They just had so many effing hits, and the SEUCK will easily allow you to construct a game where Andy shoots shitlogs at E or whatever it is you wanna do.
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The talking heads would have all these extra musicians onstage, like 12 Nigerian guys with weird African percussion instruments and shit

And during the dongs, it would undulate and toll and build up into these DEEP AS SHIT HYPNOTIC RHYTHMS & PERCUSSIONS... rolling waves of syncopated beats through the songs

And everybody was each in their own groove up there, like lost in the rhythm

Heavy duty musical performances
as their standard
they were ALWAYS good as fuck live

(And insiders secret: out of all the rock stars I've gone backstage and talked about Elvis with, beyond any shadow of a doubt, David Byrne was THE WEIRDEST, MOST AWKWARD AUTISTIC STRANGE ODDBALL WEIRDO I've ever met ... He was truly WEIRD AS SHIT, but not necessarily in a bad way, yet not necessarily in a good way either)

...................Totally fucking weird dude™
you can't get any weirder, actually
he cornered the market on weird

but he was nice and polite and all that
he was just ODD.... like a lizard
like an amphibious alien
...............truly........weird

>>951100764
.....WHAT ????!!!!!

really??. Dammit wow
Thanks .. now I'm gonna research that
Thank you

Lol cool

The next twist and turn in the ongoing saga

Amiga was THE SHIT......
and I'm not expert in anything (other than pussy & drugs) but in my humble opinion

it was like a private club
either you knew
or you didnt
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>>951100924
>Amiga was THE SHIT......
>and I'm not expert in anything (other than pussy & drugs) but in my humble opinion
>it was like a private club
>either you knew
>or you didnt
I lived in Europe, so the Amiga was the next logical step for many kids. Our club consisted mostly of 12 year olds. But yeah, the Amiga rocked.
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.......you either knew about Amiga
...............or you were one of them

It was THE SHIZZLE

I used to have the video toaster setup don't know if you remember that archaic shit
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>>951100891
I'll definitely check it out, thanks.
>>951100924
I'm a little late to the Commodore party myself. I WOULD HAVE had access to one as a boy, but my dad sold it for cigs. Faggot.
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>>951101008
Oh, I almost forgot to add, in fact Amiga was so succesful in Europe that when Commodore went bankrupt (because of that retard Mehdi Ali) the UK branch of Commodore actually made a ploy to buy the brand outright. I have no idea how that would play out in the real world, and they didn't go for it either and sold it all to Escom who bankrupted themselves shorty after. Then Amiga ended up with the retard making cringe, as described by this gentleman. >>951100764
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>>951101074
>my dad sold it for cigs
brutal.
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>>951101074

Darn it, dad !

there was nothing like it, unless you wanted silicon graphics for $160,000 hahahahaha

But yeah the video toaster was this NewTek addition that interfaced both broadcasting, like VHS all the way to network broadcast standards

And it had a paint program in it

And it was also a rendering engine and character generator

It was badass.....

I lost my entire setup in a breakup with a girlfriend of 8 years .. lost the entire setup

And honestly? At the time I didn't even really care because I already had SO many other problems happening the Amiga was just icing on the shitty cake

the breakup with Jill was.... problematic

getting girls is easy ...
it's getting RID of them that's a challenge
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>>951101266
tf, what did the bitch do to your Amiga?
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I had an Amiga 4000 tower with video toaster and and bunch of 3D software and I LOST ALL OF IT

I never even found out what happened to it

all I know is Jill got rid of it

And I was already with the Swedish girl
And honestly I was all wrapped up in pussy issues and I didn't even really care about the computer at that point

I had been GIVEN a candy apple red Mitsubishi 3000GT... told to drive it for a month or so

A friend of mine owned a car rental business in Atlanta called McFrugal Auto Rental and he was cool as shit and he knew I had just broken up with Jill but then he met my new Swedish girlfriend and he GAVE ME THE MITSUBISHI

and told me "don't worry about it just drive it for a month or so'

No shit..... So I had this hot blonde swedish chick in the passenger seat and after Jill disposed of all my clothes and birth certificate and important documents and family photos AND THE AMIGA I arranged a special surprise for Jill

I let her come home to find a red Mitsubishi in her parking spot

And when she came walking in through the living room I made sure when she got to the bedroom door she had the perfect angle of me FUCKING DEBI LIKE A RENTED MULE

Jill had the perfect visual angle
I made sure of it

Yep .......
Yessiree....
the wild days
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>>951101308

I never found out

I know she threw all of my nice clothes out in the front of our condo
(I had spent a pretty penny on clothes)

And people simply came and picked through my shit

I'm certain the Amiga was probably out there as well

But yeah, no shit .. I realize that sounds far fetched but it's true

My buddy must've saw Debi (Debi was SOOOOO hot a typical Budweiser ski team swedish blonde with the classic vava voom body) and figured "Neptune needs the Mitsubishi to complete this picture"

No shit I drove that motherfucker all over the place Debi and I went to Florida and up to Memphis to visit my family and sightseeing in the North Georgia mountains we had a BLAST
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>>951101769
Fuck, if I walked by and there was an A4000 on the street, I'd grab it and run too.
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Yep......

He literally GAVE ME THE CAR FOR A MONTH

...........FREE
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>>951102127
Gonna nap now, but before I leave. Chelsea FC was sponsored by Commodore for a while, OMG I fucking want all of these shirts. The ones for Bayern Munich too.
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But let it suffice to say......

I was the BIG MAN ON CAMPUS
at every red light ....
a convertible candy apple red 3000GT with a chiseled blonde swedish PIECE OF ASS sitting next to me.... playing techno on the badass stereo

and me looking like Dead Elvis with a pompadour and my military flight suit...

Yep ... That was fucking crazy

When I die, I'm going out with a smile
I've got everything to be happy about
I got away with metaphoric murder
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>>951102271
Me too actually goodnight
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>>951102271

Those shirts are BADASS

Too cool, man I love it
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>>951097342
His poop fucking smells bros>>951097716
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>>951102639
Dump terd



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