M80 Edition
>>951102650
any small 3s
>>951102702Excellent Celeb Buttcheek
>>951102722mommy
>>951102722Filthy Whore
>>951102781yum leg
>>951102835Which one is mommy and which one is auntie?
Something has to be done about the Corly situation.
Anyone have Lights Poxleitner to share?
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>>951102726Sexy
my dick
>>951102918
why does troy post personal pics on 4chan
>>951102945He's an exhibitionist, he constantly soft-doxes himself and then frantically masturbates to the thrill of being found
Lesbian Fun Time Edition
>>951102868What can be done?
>>951102945That's just a thing niggers do.
>>951102994
>>951103019FMK
>>951102997I don't know. I just don't know.
>>951103019MFK
Literally everyone: WE HATE YOU CORLYCorly: lol tiny 3
>>951102997Euthanasia is the only answer
>>951103019
>>951103073No one hates corly
>>951102941>>951103108Liv got me stroking already
>>951102994not celebs
>>951103108RKRM
>>951103039Should we just put him down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA4-Xxd9QbQ
>>951103202I think it's time.
>>951103329Excellent Celeb
>>951103308>>951103329>>951103335This is my top 3
>>951103165>>951103185
>>951103345>>951103347
>>951103202Yes
>>951103400incredible toes
>>951103343He’s past his prime™
>>951103433do you primepost
>>951103430sexo
>>951103474>>951103477that was awfully fucking convenient timing
>>951103494what are you driving at
>>951103443Micro breasts
>>951103356>>951103400So fucking sexy
>>951103411>>951103443Battle of the Booba
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
>>951103494what?
>>951103532Kek>>951103553
Planning a special day for Corly where I take him to do all his favorite things before taking him to the vet to be put down.
>>951103603Sexy and Stacked
Check it out anons this sick photo I tookThey still goin crazy around me
>>951103430Oh Emma...
>>951103659;_; made me sad
>>951103599He's calling you a pedo
>>951103474Not really but I primefap
wtf
Please don't hurt Corly he's one of the good ones.
we're all going to hit corky with hammers
>>951103874nobody thinks this except maybe alice
>>951103783stop posting personal pics on 4chan retard
corly beats me
hammering some guys ass huh? this thread is so fucking gay
Bringing a new poster to the threads that looks just like corly and hoping Allison doesn’t notice
getting corly drunk and high and putting his hands on my body but feeling too guilty to do anything else so I just sleep while he holds me
>>951104037I'm telling him
I want to cum inside lily's tight asshole.
>>951103874>>951103889>>951103907>>951103918>>951103993>>951104037why do you do this stuff
>>951103672
>>951104165Sooo hot
It's weird to talk about people when they're not here, just saying.
>>951104191
whatever sorry im just shy and hes cute
>>951104232Loved this set of pics
>>951104232Franny euro summer
>>951104255Just talk to him when he's here
>>951104260>>951104278
>im shy>Just talk to himi really hate you guys sometimes
only sometimes?
Whimpering at the loud fireworks until Corly puts a thunder shirt on me
>>951104371Heavy
Who doesn’t talk to Corly? Seems like everyone does
Troy post real information and photos of corly
Alice is a pretty cool guy
Corly posts shit pics of ugly celebs and is an annoying faggot stop talking about him or any other namefag you mentally ill troons
You will talk about me and you will like it
>>951104426Nigger
Name one thing corly has actually said to you nigger never says anything of substance
>>951104439
>>951104499We will call you nigger and you will like it
Alice is an alpha male with a big penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_8et8Ut_0
>>951104515that's because corly doesn't talk. he listens.
do not call alice a nigger
>>951104594lol
>>951103345more
My penis do be pretty big tho.Statistically bigger than most penises here.You can cry now
"big" for a whiteboi
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
Thank you for allowing me to cry
Yeah, it's still pathetic compared to the average black cock. That's just how it is.
why is alice crashing out about corly?
>>951103851same>>951103864same
Can someone please post Ari in that black dress that pushes her cleavage up, I need it for research
>>951103864>>951104837Die pedos
>>951104521Big hnnngh
>>951104846Does research mean masturbating your penis?
>>951104856you say this then secretly primefapu cant fool me
They all secretly primefap.
>>951104846That sounds hot
>>951104907fuck yes, anon
>>951104879>>951104907Stop fantasizing about me
>>951104875It can mean a lot of things, including cranking the ol yank chain
>>951104921Do NOT lewd the dog
Built for dog cock
>>951105017I deserve her
sucking on Alice's penis while he pats my head
>>951104975Fuck that bitch
I'm a giver, not a receiver
too bee ehhch, getting sucked by Alice while I lie here sleepless would be p. nice
Still here, alone, on July 4th?
>>951105039You do?
bd and alice linked up
>ywn breed Alice's bussy
>>951105157need it or keep it
KEEP IT !!!
if i had a dime for everytime i came to the thought of alice cucking babs with bd i would have two dimes
I only link up with anons who have interesting things to say.
You aren't a real /cel/non if you haven't had an orgasm to Corls's lewdposts.
babs has a pretty big cock
just goes to show how relative "interesting" is because like...
>>951105193Why? When you are so deathly boring.
>>951105216this tee bee ehhch
>>951105193Thanks Fart
Who has the biggest cock in the thread? And why am I not jerking it off with hot oil right now?
>>951105254his name is bd it stands for big dick
>>951105254Well that's lewd
>>951105254hot oil sounds painful
which namefags have posted their cocks in the thread not allegedly in private
>>951105254Mine is about 4 inches, is that big?
>>951105315huge
>>951105292think he means like warm massage oil not like crude oil
>>951105292More like warm oil y'know. Slick, warm, perfect for gliding fingers over throbbing meat >>951105315Soft? :3
>>951105322you can't be too careful these days
>>951105292>>951105332which one is the real alice
Ari cleavage please the logfag is coming
>>951105344on god that is how they get you
>>951105347Neither. Real Alice stopped posting here months ago.
>>951105295I did :3
>>951105317Thanks>>951105335No, hard, a little under 4 inches
Is the emmanon joining corly's harem or babs's harem? place your bets
Real alice isn't as cool as this one
I want babs to control my boi cunt
>>951105335an oiled-up cock is useful for many things>>951105347I'm the imposter, shoot me shoot me>>951105359>go into restaurant>ask for sub>they give me some underwater fibreglass shit steered by a MadCatz controller>tell me I should've been more specific
remember when alice got a boyfriend and stopped posting whatever happened there
>>951105409People tell me I am a sub
>>951105426yeah a sub in for when their first choice cant be there lmbo
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE????
>>951105376>hardErm hehe... hope you're good at giving head nonny :)>>951105383I want my own harem! I deserve it! >>951105409>useful for many thingsIntriguing! Such as?
>>951105383he has babs energy
>>951105416That was literally bd
>>951105409they were right you can't just ask for "a sub" that's like going in and asking for "a burger" the devil is in the details>>951105433LOL
good morning threadreal alice took an extended holiday on my boi-farmhe's not coming back
>>951105448I mean I've never had complaints ... but are you saying I'm small?
>>951105489Now post her with the clown makeup on
>>951105494Did you ... kill alice?
>>951105433Hey that hurt a bit :(
https://mx.pinterest.com/skzmcrae/greedy-single-cover-shoot/
>>951105494imposter
>>951105448sliding between cheeks, or tits if they're big enough>>951105489one (1) ChappellBurger with the double XL patties please
>>951105516no, he's in the milking machine righ nowgonna sell his boi milk
>>951105295I think most of us have seen corlys atp
>>951105530No one could come up with that gay ass shit
>>951105535I'll take 2 liters
incompressible
The most brutal /cel/ redpill is that most of these namefags that get worshipped would never touch another male and all the affection is completely feigned because they like the attention is gets them.
>>951105550I'll have to up production for that. His poor boivaries are almost at the limit, but I can squeeze out a little more to meet demands.
>>951105535imposter
at the end of the day the size thing, it really depends on what you want from a dickthey're more versatile than str*ight "people" make them look>>951105514okay>>951105533one sec the clown request was first
its not the size of the dick on the boy its the size of the boy on the dick
>>951105502I'm suggesting it :3>>951105533>tits if they're big enoughGuh<3 Oiled up tit jobs are such a favorite of mine. Warm slick tits squeezing and milking- Heavenly
>>951105581choli makes me send him pictures of myself jerking off while holding up my drivers license for the camera
>>951105594Guh
>>951105594you sound like one of those predatory gays
For me it's Bryce Dallas Howard
>>951105614Would Emma oil up her tits?
>>951105605true wisdom>>951105581two Anons here give me gay feelings, but only in public because of the attentionI never do any gay things with them in private, reallyI swearI took the heterosexual pledge
>>951105617You too?
>>951105630one of those what?
Okay but do you do cum tributes for anons to celebs
>>951105647You'd never make love to Allison or Alice?
>>951105594honk honk>>951105614or just slapping and grinding against insufficient boobage until you blast nut all up under her chin
>>951105614It's tiny lol, I already knew it.
>>951105647and have you ever been with another man outside of the online world?
>>951105705party foul to start asking this shit on 4chan
>>951105677so you are telling me you can't read the irony out of my last statement?>>951105705I am with men regularly. At work for example I am with men every day. I don't understand the question.
Does it feel good pulling on your pee pee for celeb girls with other boys?
I've fucked and been fucked by real men in the real world, my culture is not your costume.
I'm not really gay. I'm just pretend gay.In reality I bang women with my big cock.I just enjoy giving anons the idea that they might be fags and watch them spiral.I've been doing this for 2 decades now.
42 year old virgin
>>951105732It's the best
>>951105729imposter
based fake-alice
>>951105646Of course~! But hers are a little small for a proper tit job. She would have to oil up her whole chest and do it like those JAV videos where they sandwich your dick between chest and stomach as she slides around on top>>951105687>blast nut all up under her chinThe degrading nature of Emma trying to give a boob job is kinda hot in and of itself >>951105697It's verging on pitiful but that doesn't mean you can't still have fun with it ;3
>>951105729the deflection answers the question for anybody actually wondering.
someone said on here once that the whole thing of guys "getting bi for celebs" is just the modern online equivalent of prison gays (i.e. lonely men with no other option doing it for power and attention) and I never forgot thatanyway>>951105687XXL patties :')
>>951105784Prison gay is a power thing, we're just faggots here
>>951105771tiny titties just can't manage it>>951105784balls deep inside that, over and over and over.
>someone said on here once that the whole thing of guys "getting bi for celebs" is just the modern online equivalent of prison gaysIt is exactly that. Maybe, and this is being generous, 1 of every 5 of those posters would actually consider being with another man in the real world. Even less having actually had any experiences with another man before. I think anyone involved on here knows the deal going into it, but it can occasionally create messy relationships.
>>951105783I'm not going to answer questions about my real life when there is an Anon lurking who is collecting every scrap of information in order to get some Babs dick.Yes, it is THAT good.
>>951105771I suppose I can be content with oily Emma writhing around on top of me, especially if she's quite embarrassed to be doing so
>>951105784Does this ring of prison gay to you? >>951105810
>>951105797Dominating Alice and Allison's bussies on my boi farm. Plowing and sowing the fields every day, so to speak.
>>951105808Hardcore cope
what are we doing here
this is /cel/ posting
>>951105761I wouldn't know so I thought I'd ask
>>951105747hot
>>951105846imposter
>>951105865Try it out. You'll cum
>>951105810Dat boi clams up quick once the hard questions start coming out lmbo
>>951105847is he coping or criticizing us for not being actual gay? idk man shits weird
>>951105887Idk he's an odd one
>>951105882
I'm jealous of how much babs loves his bois
love who you love!!!>>951105804amber is so hot <3 we love crazy bitches here
>>951105883Really? You sound so sure of it...
Stroking and sucking big hard and visibly excited cock and balls until it pumps hot sticky cum?Hell nah man I prefer one of those boring samey looking pussies that barely do anything interesting until it's over. We straight here.
The chappel poster is only gay for the stay
that sounds not very straight at all
>>951105948yeah i'd plug up her greased pooper too <3
Big cock attacking my boi button over and over til my knees buckle? Yuck, give me a lady or whatever
I'm whichever sexuality is funniest to be in the current conversation>>951106035:3
>>951106123frying pansexual
>>951106123Wait so that means you're straight? Eww
Hey ari
>>951106123plap plap plap