Secrets thread
I am hopelessly obsessed with my sister in law.I cum almost only to her now.I stole nudes from her husband's phone.I cum in her conditioner/shampoo every time I visit.When she borrowed a pair of my wife's shorts to sleep in, I spent the whole next day with them, sniffing her sweet pussy. I came 4 times that day.I can't stop. And I feel it's getting worse.
>>951350679Why haven't you recorded her with a hidden camera yet?Have you cum on her toothbrush or food yet?Share a photo
>>951350628I'm obsessed with a normal woman that I'll never be able to fuck
No u
>>951350679next time leave some on her toothbrush and then wipe yourself clean on her pillow case.
met a guy back on craigs list years ago who wanted someone to come over and cum in his wife's food and left overs so she'd eat stranger's cum. did it several times and he would always send me pics of her eating what i had cum in earlier that day
>>951352361such a good uncle, i'm sure they appreciate it.
>>951350628At work, I listen to Gone Wild audio through my one allowed earbud on Friday afternoons
>>951352361How old are your nieces?
I use knowledge of a single mother being in the US illegally as blackmail for sex. If she doesn't put out, I call ICE. I don't even know if ICE would be able to do anything, but she's always willing to do whatever I say when I threaten to call so whatever. We're in a very pro ICE, anti illegal invader state so that might be why.
Had first sexual experience with older cousin (she was 16 and I was 14), didn't fucked but touched and inserted the tip; I basically have been spy recording every girl friend of mine, gf, friend of gf or similar since I was 16 or so and successfully recorded full body of 10 girls between 17 - 28 multiple times and 2 more just tits
>>951352939Very interesting.
I keep track of who I cum to and how many times I do and my top 5 consists of 4 of my family members.
Not that exciting or juicy of a secret but its something that no one in my life knows and i'd never tell a soul.I have a retarded crush on my mom. I'm not a never-been-kissed, not abnormal (besides this), blah blah. It's just that since i moved out and after my folks got divorced, we've been like super close buddies and i got to start seeing her as a person and not just my mom. and holy fuck she's hilarious, attractive, smart.it's starting to fuck with me. i'm so scared to tell a therapist or something.Zero chance i'd try something but i actually think if i did, it might happen. She's made joke comments several times about how she wishes we were a couple. But there is no way on earth i'd be able to handle it.lame, i know.
I’ve cheated on my partner a number of times with men I found online, most of them married, and let them cum inside me
>>951353517She looks pretty hot
>>951353582I want to cheat on my wife
>>951353646Me too. Actually, that's not quite right. I just want to have sex again, before I start aging bad.
Over 3 months I would fuck the shit out of a seemingly legal jeeta that lived next door. Watching that beautiful caramel fucktoy hungrily gobble my fat black 10 inch cock knowing she would probably be disowned or worse was amazing. She lived with I think 12 people in a single 3 bedroom apartment. They treated her like shit.But she was a sweet girl and had a fantastic body. Had dark large expressive eyes and a shy smile. I had caught her stealing glances at me occasionally while i was in my yard I would wave at her and she would always turn away or run into her crowded dump of a house.When I saw her being slapped by her midge father for staring at me I knew why then. She started to ask around for small odd jobs to do aroudn peoples homes for money but skipped my house. I knew why. While over my next door neighbors home I caught her carrying food from the kitchen to his table and said high. She nearly dropped the plate. She tried to run but I asked her to stay around and talk, her parents weren't there and she didn't have to worry. She was shorter then I remembered, she was prettier upclose then from afar, she smelled freshly showered and her soft body and undeniable charms barely hidden beneath her lose clothes spoke to something primal in me. We sat on the couch and talked she smiled at me and opened up. Melted my heart and my cock grew, I didn't try to hide her beautiful eyes wandered down occasionally while she spoke to me in that strange accent, her nipples sttood and she licked her lips subconsciously. My friend who was on his third joint started laughing and went on a beer run. Leaving us alone.
I have an identical twin sister and I dress up in her clothes and fuck myself imagining I'm her
>>951353708Same tbh I haven't had sex with my wife since 2016.So yeah I need pussy
>>951353795Oh Iast time was a lot sooner than that. Still, it's rare these days. She also stopped blowing me a long time ago. Something about a "gag reflex." It's blowjobs I miss the most.
>>951353582same but i just blow them..
I admitted to my wife that I fantasized about sharing her with a bigger man. I tried coaxing her into being shared for years, but once I told her she complied the following month. Found the guy and everything. It turned into a relationship, things got really bad between us, and I left her.Then I started dating an ex who was also recently divorced. I was honest about why my marriage failed. She read me like a book. Told me her 6’6” ex husband was hung and has shown interest in having casual sex with her. Since March she’s gone over to his apartment 3 times to get split in half.
I'm outwardly straight but have been closeted bi since high school and visit a cruising spot like twice a month. Totally risky but the rush is intoxicating.
>>951354312She stopped having sex with me because sex causes her pain. Nothing we can do. I'm not much of a BJ guy either.So I've already met up with a woman but I was too nervous and couldn't get hard with her so I ended up fingerfucking her which made her squirt and cum. But I felt guilty afterward and didn't call on her again. I'm still gooning for another willing pussy though.
>>951350628thtas nice
>>951351532No way to setup a camera really. Live too far apart, so to capture anything good, I'd have to leave it for weeks potentially. Doesn't make sense. And visiting here happens, but not showering or anything that would lead to good stuff.I don't know which toothbrush is hers, haha. They have them all together, so I'd be guessing. No to food, also. Tempting though.No pics here as it would directly tie to me, but I have posted her in other threads before not marked as my SIL>>951351625Love the idea but I never have access to her bedroom. Otherwise, I'd be digging for her vibrator/dildo that I know she has
>>951351606brother, that's just everyday life
>>951354622Yup. Got a few myself.
>>951352939>>951353167>>951352417>>951352361Rot pedophiles
nice
>>951353413I started an orgasm log about a month ago. Love the ritual of getting it all down. My SIL is #1 and probably always will be
>>951354680Anon you're in a secrets thread on /b/
>>951354597vibrator is golden. found wife's bf vib when she was staying with us for a weekend and they went out for girl's night. i jerked to it and on it so hard. rubbed it in and put it back in her bag. don't know if she used it that weekend, but fantasized about the next time she used it.found the vib egg of a friend when i was house sitting and did the same things.
I'm in love with my adult niece. I want to marry her.
>>951353743As soon as I heard the door close I got up and sat closer too her. She was nervous and made a move to get up. i put my hand on her exposed thigh and felt the tension soften in her thighs her skinheat and goosebumps underneath her velvet soft skin her thighs spread slightly Iooked back up at her, she looked towards the door and towards me nervously. Leaning in I said, it's okay, I removed my hand you can leave. She grabbed my hand with her small hands and pulled it close to her inner thigh. She stared at me waiting. I kissed her deeply softly, she froze but she answered with a deep passionate kiss.Her hands reached for my cock another behind my head. I pulled back she leaned in her eyes open breathing heavily. I reached for my pants and snatched them down my cock flew up the full lenght rock hard. Her eyes widened, she looked at me and back at my cock she dove for it like a starving dog. Smething was unleashed in this beauitful repressed girl. A passionate beast that seemed to be at odds with the sweet seemingly innocent indian girl. She took as much of me into her mouth as she could sucking me licking devouring as much as she could. I gripped her hair and pulled her back. A single word, was uttered with command towards her "strip". She stood up took off the large T-shirt her beautil perky tits sprung into view her dark upturned nipple stood at attention the tights she wore underneath were snatched down by me the tiny pink panties ripped off. She yelped loudly then moaned helplessly as I dove into her lightly haired pussy, the musky smell the sweet pink beneath her puffy dark lips drove me insane. I held the small woman in place after her legs buckled her hips humped she's not a quiet girl. I pulled back picked her up and sat her on my lap behind my cock. My dick reached well above her navel. My dark cock juxtaposed against her copper skin How am i going to fit all of this into you? i said to her. She replied. "Force it in".
I like to draw rule 34 of original characters made by my friends without them knowing and i always delete it after so they'll never know about it.
Used to post pictures of my girl all the time I kinda miss it. I wish I would see her posted again
I generate images now, I actually don't draw anymore.
>>951356696Fuck off. Your girl was a fat defaced cow.Take your meds and get psychiatric help.
>>951357101Fuck you
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I convinced OF Latina girl to fuck her dog (I don't have any vids to share).It was so hot. Anyone met a girl that is into zoo irl? Must be heaven. Even only watching porn with gf would be hot
>>951356696Which girl was yours?
>>951358498Holy fuck don't fall into his trap
>>951354695My #1 is my cousin and this has been a down year for cumming to her. I've easily cum to her over 1300 times.
>>951358569He never replied
I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy
I've saved nudes I've had since like...2008 or 2009? I said I deleted them, but I didn't. Anyone else got stuff like that?
>>951361084I have tens of thousands of pics saved from 2001 onwards. A lot of the earliest sluts are probably grandmas by now.
>>951361215Share 'em, then. And I mean nudes girls sent me directly, so...yeah, get those out.
>>9513506282bz goonin bb
>>951353517Find a reason to stay over and lateinsert wine into the scenario somewheretell her you are lonely and depressedlater that night, take a shower and walk into her room with no clothes on
I am a college professor. I literally ate shit directly from a student's asshole while jerking my tiny dick and one ball.
I fucked my assistant manager when I was 16. I started the job when I was 15 and she took a liking to me right away. She was chubby/thick and 34 with 2 kids. Not good looking, but had big boobs and a fat ass. I had one really bad day at work and she offered to let me squeeze a tit and I took her up on it. She sent me a couple lingerie pics. Then one day we were dead and it all happened so fast.
>>951362536I'm white male, he was black
>>951350628My sister and i used to expose ourselves on omegle
>>951357889How much did you have to pay her to get her to try it?Share some of her normal OF pics
>>951350628I convinced a close friend to start an Onlyfans (now deactivated) and act as her manager that controls the account.I always ask her to do certain solo positions and videos to my liking.That way I can earn 50/50 from our earnings and I can jerk off to them, It's a win-win situation.Note: She has a boyfriend, but we never had a personal intimate personal relationship nor we have fucked casually. We stopped the account since she was able to land a real, stable job and my old laptop broke a little while.
>>951362566Dude i wasn't going to post it as a "secret" but i had a really similar thing where i fucked a 40ish divorced mom manager when i was 16 too. She was also chubby with huge tits. Red hair.It was in her car a few blocks from my folks place.I always wondered how common that kind of thing was since some people definitely knew but didn't say shit.Anyhow sorry to piggyback off your experience, i think that's really interesting and hot, anon. i was such a dork back then too, i just felt special this adult woman was flirting with me and hanging out even before the actual fucking.
Im 35 married with two small kids. My wife lost interest in me. She always rejects my advances and we only have sex like once a month...i dont know what to do...i spoke with her about it, she said its my fault for not giving her atention during the day, but i work, no phones allowed...i help at home, cleaning, cooking, baths and food to the kids...i give attention to her once its possible. Buy gifts, left cute notes on her phone, always look after her...i dont know why she treated me like this.Recently i started to chat with a old friend of mine (friends since 2010) and she said that she always had feelings for me and is on a situation like me (husband, kids, no sex) and now she wants to fuck with me just to kill the desire.What should i do?
>>951367733Don't cheat on your wife bro. Not worth it in the long run.
>>951367733Cheat on your wife, bro.100% worth it.
The same boring larps in every thread Man this site is so dead, it's just the same general threads every single day and the same posts
>>951353743>She was shorter then I remembered, she was prettier upclose then from afar, she smelled freshly showered and her soft body and undeniable charms barely hidden beneath her lose clothes spoke to something primal in me.Do you write romance novels?
>>951367967Hello, Satan.
We almost fucked tofether with my sister when I had like 8 years. I am disgusted, we saw it on my dad's phone (i think he had downloaded some porn on there). And we decided to try it. Gladly there was not any penetration cuz my penis was too small. We did not know anything abt it and I am fucking diagusted to this day. Never shared this with anyone, I hope she wont remember.
I've turned my mates wife into my personal cum slut.
>>951367926Its really killing me not to feel desired any more by my wife. We are together since 2019. Married 2 year ago. Everything changed after the second kid. Almost a year without being touch. Always me to have the iniciative
>>951368308maybe proofread your notes to her first
Want to fuck my cousin, She's cute and petite. I want to feel her small tits in my hands, kiss her neck and shoulders.Feel the small of her back as I move to grab her ass and I Want to hear her moan softly into my ear.
>>951367967Right now Im tempted...i thurst my friend very much and i know She is what i need. But i feel that i wont keep my shit together and probably ask for a divorce...
I was molested by a much older neighbor.Never told a soul.We move away and im still a mess but keep it clamped down.Fast forward to when im like 20 and see on the news that a dude from our old neighborhood got busted for diddling kids, and its HIM. With like a dozen victims.And i'm crushed. i wasn't the last one he fucked with. And if i had told someone then the kids he diddled after me would have been safe. So its my fault for being a selfish coward.still never told anyone and feel miserable about those kids every day.
>>951368367Already talked to her about it. She blames me, blames her low libido due to being on birth Control, always making excuses to not have sex. She refuses to see a doctor or any couple therapy. So im thinking about make her a surprise by taking a weekend off with no kids on a all inclusive resort to try to lit the spark again. But i dont fell confidente...
>>951364037you'd be surprised how many of your normal toys turn into sex toys with a little creativity
>>951350628strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7PL8JgMmy secret? i want so suck this girl’s EU bf’s big balls, hard cock and delicious jizz loads really really bad.he must be fucking her so good in BCN. it makes me pretty sad, and super jealous that he’s enjoying her pussy and kisses and I can’t ever.but it also makes me want to get on my knees and give him a bj a ton. I’d even let them take turns on my butthole: her with girthy feminist strap-on pegging and him with his big DDD (Denmark Daddy Dick).
>>951352781Niece cock thread?
>>951350628Have been fucking my dance teacher since I was 15 (20 now)
>>951375799How old are they? Are you m or f? How did it start?
>>95137597030 now, MKnown her since I was like 6, always kinda had a crush on me, she's always been fond of me (at least she tells me), essentially the flirting and feelings blossomed, one night during a private lesson she kissed me/made out with me. Afterwards she was like very apologetic, saying sorry and she couldn't help herself, id grown into such a handsome young man, how much trouble she'll be in, etc. I told her I wouldn't tell anyone and I felt the same.
I've cum on my mom's toys and left it so that when she used them my cum could get in her pussy.I used to hide my phone in the bathroom and secretly record her taking a shower. Knowing her tits are still in great shape and she keeps her pussy shaved keeps me hard.I used to finger my sister while she slept on the couch. I only stopped because she woke up while my hand was in her shorts and sneaking under her panties. She asked me what I was doing and stuttered something about her looking uncomfortable and going to move her. She just said okay and went back to sleep but I was too scared to try after that.I have cum in the food and drinks of many female family and watched them swallow me.I got to spend one marvelous week house sitting for my aunt and shot as many loads as I could into the clean panties of her and my cousin. I'd let them dry and then come back later and work them so they weren't stiff and obvious. I love thinking of the both of them walking around with my cum mixing with their fluids. And of course I took a couple of trophies for myself.
>>951376095That's so exciting, anon! Does anyone know? Are you two like, "involved" or is it more of secret fuckbuddies? What does she look like?
Got high and let another guy fuck my wife on vacation.
I used to stay at a friend's house and watch the dogs when they left for some time. One of the dogs was a huge chill female. It took some work find a good position for us both, but once we did she took my cock as often as I could get it up. It was fantastic and she loved getting extra treats and licking up my cum after I finished
>>951376605Just strangers ive told on the Internet and two of her friends. Its complicated, she gets very jealous whenever ive had like a gf or talk to another girl, I remember how pissed she was i took a girl to prom. Wouldn't wanna share on here.
>>951376618What drugs? Was she high too?
>>951350628My wife and I get off to her student's Instagrams
Despite being married, and married for a LONG time, mind you, I still go online and pretend im an incel. I still use 4chan and shit despite getting pussy every single day.
>>951350628i was in kodiak last month hunting, i think
>>951354689>>951354979sexy
>>951376632How are you sure it wasnt hurting her? What was the good position you found?
>>951352923She have a daughter?
I wish there were more sess threads. It’s more fun than here
wife sucked her step dads cock i set it up neither of them know she doesn't know whos cock she sucked and he doesn't know who sucked his cock
I spied a few friends for years, I recorded them in the bathroom and bedrooms, where they changed or took a shower.I loved sharing the videos and even sometimes selfies or personal info. Sometimes I even dream of sharing them again, love when people enjoy them and cum to them. At this point, millions have seen them. My hearts starts to pound each time I find a pic of them reposted or somewhere in a random site.
I once got caught posting nudes of a girl I knew. Her boyfriend browsed /b/
i created my bestfriends ex gf prostitute career on accident
>>951381857so she use to hum for stuff and id giver her cigs and weed one night during dry spell she hmu for cig and i said sure but this time it was gona cost her so she came over and blew me for like 2 cigs after that id fuck her and do all sorts of shit to her for things eventually she wanted more shit i told her to fuck off i was already doing crazy stuff to her for money weed and cigs i wasnt geting her pills so then she started hooking
>>951379050I didn't stuff my whole cock in her and I used lots of lube. She never acted like there was discomfort, would just kind of look at me waiting. No whining or noises of any kind, and if she wanted to pull away she would have been able toThe one that worked best for us was to have me sit on the edge of a particular chair and have her stand in front of me. It gave me enough movement and was just the right height to slide about half my dick inside of her
I like to find hot women on Instagram and trick them into sending me pictures of their panties. I have about a 8 percent success rate.
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>>951385758van this fucking subhuman pedophile already
>>951385758Did you lick her pussy? Did she see your penis?
Got fucked by my dad. Told one bf and he left me
>>951368574Not only are you a little coward, you're a little slut that loved having her little pussy licked. It was the orgasms that shut you up and kept you coming back.
I hate having big tits. Inb4 larp
>>951386214How did it happen? That wouldn't be a deal breaker for me tbh.
>>951386484How big are we talking about? And my gf is the same, she might get a reduction to reduce back strain.
>>951386612How did the sex happen or how did I get dumped? And honestly, I think it's a deal breaker for a lot of guys. Have kept it to myself ever since
>>95138663132 G. Am not fat or big so they're quite out of proportion and have just been a bit of a distraction for most of my life. Would rather not have to think about them.
I know my friend has nudes of my wife and that he's posted her in the past Occasionally I hop on here to check for them
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>>951386699I wish I could buy expensive bras for your amazing tits that would make them feel comfortable. I’d literally be your bra slave and have no purpose in life other than supporting your tits.
Had shitty parents and used to sleep with older men for attention
>>951386699super sucks bet they look like those stupid massive anime tits thobet you'd get lots of money on OFalso tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>951387257Well, thanks for the kind comments. Am yet to find a super comfortable bra
>>951387308Marina Diamandis says that ShopCUUP and Freya have some good supportive options. She also suffers from big boob problems.Are you aware of your bra the entire day? Must feel good to remove it.
>>951387306Would rather be called a larper than post myself on here but yeah, I'm not the type to do OF. Not a prude, just awkward
>>951387355I love her. How random. Didn't know that. And yeah it feels fucking great to take it off when I get home
>>951387387I love her too! She got frustrated one day in 2022 and spent the entire day talking about bras for big boobs. There are some more bra recommendations in this screenshot if you’re interested.I hope you’re able to find comfort with a properly fitting bra and not have to spend a bunch of money on a breast reduction
>>951387477Didn't expect to find useful info on here today lol. Thank you. I'm scared of surgery so would probably just put up with the back ache tbh
One time my friend Chris said he needed a lighter, so I went to his truck and fetched it for him, and he started calling me his bitchI hated it at the time, but now I wonder what it would be like to have someone treat you like a servant and boss you around all the time
My parents ran a b & b and I used to spy on people having sex. There was a lot of fucked up stuff
>>951386699Would love to fuck you hard but yeah, my gf has a similar problem although yours seems worse
>>951387855Thanks I guess. Sorry about your gf although good for you kinda
Been stranger raped twice. Only a secret because it sounds fucking weird and like I'm playing the victim
>>951386699Am a similar size. My mum always told me they'd be a blessing and a curse. Whole family has them
>>951351711This is so hot. What kind of food did you come in? And is she hot? Would he help you get off or anything?
>>951388121Am interested in hearing how you feel about bras
>>951388252Not a fan although going out without one isn't usually an option
>>951388280Do guys just want to fuck you because you have big tits? Has it made you cynical?
>>951350628Have been fucking my aunt and cousin since I was like 10?
>>951388577They came in early so yes I suppose it makes you a bit wary of people's motives.
>>951350628I have a massive poop fetish and in one of my bipolar manic psychotic episodes when taking the anti-depressant Lexapro I actually ate poop and rubbed it all over my body and made videos and sent them to everyone I know friends and family and everything. I wish I could say I regret having thrown all my relationships with friends and family but I don't. I just love poop.
>>951350628Stroke over my daughter and her friends, not proud of it
>>951388631I left my husband because of this kind of shit
I am addicted to using fake accounts to talk to people in my life for sexual reasons. I've convinced my cousin to start and onlyfans and gotten her nudes, i've talked with a friend of mine for years about his secret desire to fuck my partner, i've tried to get nudes from my friends partners and people I knew from school
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>>951361084What is this chicks initials?
>>951383914Did you pull out or no. More details
My mother let her landlord fuck me
28M married, got blown on a gay reserved nude beach area by a older guy with a beautiful dick. Was always bi, but leaning towards women most of the time.Now i have a burning urge to suck off an older guy, but i'm scared of STDs.
m late 20scan't get off to normal porn anymore, only to ones with girls with dogs
>>951387727>My parents ran a b & b and I used to spy on people having sex. There was a lot of fucked up stuffGo on...
>>951364166Girl from Argentina, first step is the hardest, 100$ for pussy licking, step by step, then jerking, sucking, humping tries, endedup on full creampies videos. It was a dream, I recommend this but you will probably get banned. Anyway trust is the most important thing, if ur a dickhead you wont get this, I truly had much respect and affection for her
>>951350628I got hidden cam nudes of every girl in my social circle
>>951391945How'd you manage that? I'd like to try my hand at it
>>951391969same here. i can't think of a way to hide it well enough
>>951391969Hid an action cam in my bathroom bag, works at home and on the road
>>951388625Oh, you Poop Eat and Shit Swallow!
>>951390360Genuine question, is that illegal? I mean viewing, no doing
>>951392375Same that’s why a bathroom bag was used it’s filled with guy stuff laying on its side so the action cam is buried but the lens has a clear shot out and it worked damn wellEverything about it makes it appear as it needs to be there to anyone else
>>951392480Sorry I don’t share here of all places anymore lessons learned
>>951386661How did the sex happen is what I meant. I can understand the deal breaker but I wouldn't personally car about the past. It depends on how the sex happened too, that's why I asked
>>951388790What platforms do you make fake accounts? What measures do you take to remain totally anonymous? How do you get the conversation to the point where they're sending you nudes?
I like dudes
I cheated on my wife with a married woman last year. I’ve been married 5 years. The other woman I knew from college. She and I started texting a little then I planned a trip to her town to see some friends and maybe I’d get to see her too. She was not down to meet up initially, but she changed her mind. She came to my hotel and we just talked for about an hour. I used the bathroom and when I got out she straight up asked if we were just going to talk or if we were going to actually fuck. She was wearing this sexy, tiny half bra thing that exposed most of her nips and a matching thong. She definitely came to fuck. No condom. Creampied her. She had a good time too. Sort of made me appreciate my wife a little more because she’s superior at sex. Probably just the years of shared experience, but I definitely missed my wife’s holes.
>>951391945post them, or you're full of shit
>>951379050loves it
>>951392236it depends where you are but in 95/100 cases completely legal
I showered with my nieces yesterday
>>951389498Hell no, I stayed in her as long as I could. She was extremely warm and just felt wonderful to be in. And after I did slip out of her she would clean herself up which was nice to watch.
I’ve hooked up with 2 of my wife’s best friends. First was years before we were married. The 3 of us worked together. My girl was overseas and I went out for lunch with her friend on a half day. Her friend had just gotten engaged and was kind of freaking out about it. She ended up following me to my apartment and we made out and got naked. She stroked and sucked me and I rubbed my cock on her pussy, but it was really nothing more than teasing. She was super conflicted about the whole thing.Her other friend is foreign. She and I have always had incredible chemistry. She was kind of groomed by a much older guy and has a weird marriage. It was her second time visiting us. She and I are both early birds and we ended up cuddling on the couch while my wife slept. I was holding her, she started touching me, next thing I knew I was getting very quiet and very sweet head.
>>951396166I don't think it's safe for a dog, they can't remove the semen easily (I'm not sure though, I'm not an expert)
>>951396262That sounds wonderful. You lucky fucker.
>>951367550When I was 16 I got a job bussing tables at this bar/restaurant and my first shift I noticed a late 30s butterface (but amazing body) bartender staring at me like I’m a piece of meat. Guy training me was like “haha that’s Katie, she loves teenage boys, tell her you play football even if you don’t”. That chick was fucking insane but god bless her she changed my life.
>>951396832God bless Katie and her hungry vaginas.
I have a rare but incurable disease called DDSDaniel Derangement Syndrome
I used to post my gfs on chan for years I stoped do to not having any gfs anymore I miss doing it especially when they don't know it's happening
I got caught fucking my cousin twice. Both times by her mom. Nothing happened, there was no consequences. Idk if she told my mom or anyone.
Forced myself on my friend and made her addicted to my cock behind her boyfriends back for months. Let my friend fuck my ex wife but she was a size queen with my cock and said she couldnt even feel his, yet to him she was tighter than a retard grip. Same ex I shoved my cock in while she was drunk after we broke up and still lived together, I lied after she asked why she was so sore in the morning
My moms got huge delicious tits and I would die a happy man if she would put a large bbc between them and let me watch her get fucked by bbc.
>>951400393My best friend has a bbc. I could convince him to come do that but you might need to clean his cock with your mouth after. Like immediately after while your mom watches. I might watch too, would be hot as fuck
>>951350628Used to have sex with my friend's dad. A friends with benefits type relationship
>>951400782Id guide it into her. Every friend i ever had wants to fuck my mom, none of em were black. If I had a best friend with a bbc i would do anything in my power to get that monster in my mom and between her massive black baby feeders.
>>951390360Stop now. Seriously. Before it gets worse spirals. You're gonna develop weird addictions and your dick won't work when you're with girls irl. Don't create a plan to ween yourself off. Just stop, right now.
It’s not really my secret, but my wife had a threesome with her roommate. Her roommate was dating my wife’s bf’s best friend, my wife and her bf split up, and she ended up in the threesome for some revenge. She claims the guy was 9”. Biggest she’s ever seen and she only gave head. I think about it a lot.
>>951401560It'll be fine, he can just get a large female dog
>>951392067Bathroom bag? Like toiletry travel bag? Post pics of it and where the cam is. It's not like someone's gonna recognize your bag
I have three women i dated in the past thinking that they are not safe in our hometown anymore. One of them is about to move, I have heard. I told them I would always have tabs on them just to fuck with their heads because I am a petty person, and all three of them cheated on me despite the relationships being great. So, to do this, every now and then, I’ll use a burner number, get on websites like BeenVerified or Spokeo, and get their numbers and current addresses. I will just send them their info, all because they crossed me. I am not going to do anything else; I just want them to think they have something coming.
>>951389522Are you the mid 30s male who lives with his elderly mother?
>>951392089This
>>951393769I don't really like guys, I just want to suck their dick and eat their ass
>>951396166What breed was she? How old were you? How did you know the ppl you were house sitting for? How long would you house sit in one visit? Which area of the house would you do this in?
>>951395923Oh, you are the one who showers with family members at a bathhouse
>>951389522This used to happen to me as a teen but it was her boyfriend who was actually her dealer
I desperately want to try gay sex
>>951400393Pay a hentai artist to draw your mom taking bbc. That’s what I did
>>951377750>>951377856>>951377948>>951378053>>951378149that's hot
>>951403843Oooo got kik lets swap some ideas.
>>951404227thx
Was fucking a friend who i hadn't seen in a long time while we were both dating other people for a while. We saw each other at the gym and she wanted me to watch her do some squats. She knew what she was doing. Told her i wanted to eat her ass right after the gym. She was keen.Ended up fucking in the back of her car.
>>951404310No kik, got discord if u want to post yours
Me, married, and 28 have been with my wife since we were 16. She has one sister 3 years younger than us and have basically been her older brother figure for 10+ years. She is beautiful but hand to god have never looked at her any other way than my sister. That apparently change about 2 months ago, got black out drunk day drinking for my wife’s friends birthday. My drunk self apparently thought it was a good idea to drunk text sister in law asking to fuck. Did not lead to anything, sorry to disappoint, but she also didn’t rat me out to my wife. Constantly on edge around her now, she hasn’t spoke to me in person about it but it is so awkward knowing she could potentially end my marriage at any moment if she wanted
>>951350628I've gotten my arm 95% chopped of by an industrial bandsaw meant for meat cutting, (worked at a meat processing firm since blood and guts don't effect me at all) i ended up dying and went to the event horizon as i bled out after running on fumes for 15 minutes before i was found.. I've seen the afterlife and I'd say Buddhism got the closest to describing the third and final stage of death, Christianity only got to stage 2, the stage where you get mixed reality and fond memories, before the light gets bright.. Took me 1 hour to get help, but because of how i ended up placing the belt over my mangled flesh, it sorta made a band that stopped most spillage and saved my arm.. at the cost of having a heart attack and being dead for 3 minutes when chopper landed.. a nurse pressed blood bags, but the docs had stopped trying.. somehow made it trough.Now ive got nerve dmg in my left arm, all sensations get increased tenfold on the outside, yet i feel nothing in the palm of my hand, i give myself the stranger every night after my gf left me...She wanted to move and i didn't so we simply split up due to that reason, i like living near nature.. Anyhow, we once tried fisting and it sorta broke me, now all i can think about is stretching out womens cunt with my sensitive arm.. my arm and my cock is literally on par 2 me, i used to cum from fisting my x, and that's without touching my D.. Sooo yeah, some nerve strings are probably crossed in my mind, and now my brain thinks soft and weat sensation is on par with using my cock.. I don't like showers because of the overstimulation, these days I use sponge in the bath, and it makes me rock hard every time I clean this godforsaken limb. I didn't chose the degen' life, degen' life chose me.
>>951405154>95% chopped of[f]How do they measure that kind of thing? That number makes me think it was still attached by a little flap of skin, but they saved the whole arm, albeit fucking up the nerve connections?
>>951404730goya6465
>>951404746Actually nightmare of mine. I am obsessed with my SIL, and worry that I’m going to do something like this. I apparently grabbed her tit when I got blackout drunk. It was brushed off as an accident because I was hugging her from behind. No idea if it was a real accident or if drunk me was going for it.
Years ago my little sister's friend came on vacation with us and gave me her first handjob after letting me watch her put a bikini on
>>951370146Ever wonder why most womans hairbrush handles are all shaped the same way ?
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>>951401230M or F?
I used this app called Whisper to meet women to cheat on my then wife. Met up with a girl and she sucked me off in a graveyard. After the fact, learned she was only 16. Scared the fuck out of me and never used it again.
>>951388646How did you find out about it?Doesn't seem like something your EX would have willingly talked with you about.
>>951405490Well i just say 95, since a tiny flap containing one of two main artery lines was still intact, but that was pretty much the only thing left unscathed.. tried to belt the arm above wound but due to my tattered worker onesie, I ended up belting it directly at my new "elbow", this happened since I had to cradle the arm in my lap as I used teeth and other arm to tighten the strap...Long story short, it wasn't tight enough to stop blood from flowing, but it was tight enough to stop monst of the blood gushing out from this band...Usually ppl don't wear a belt with their apron but the apron firm had were to small, so i used a wide belt to fasten it better (had to, I was always on saw station)..Tldr: all the cards were stacked in my favor, I somehow survived being dead for 3 mins.. it went as good as that probably could, hence I can type this on a phone, it takes concentration, but I can use the arm for more than fisting and wanking.
I make my gf take it in the ass all the time mostly because I love how much it hurts her and how she hates anal. I regularly leave her bleeding and have given her hemorrhoids several times, and still she's too dumb to realize I do it on purpose.
If you have some st0len nudes of girls you know irl, I got some free services i can offer you.WQX8EAU9T05eeb835dd7556de81d8cc149d49774614b40f75e0b0a6202959f5204200b3bc2e
>>951407002Lol how old is she? You make her go A2M?
>>951407167Kik or disc?
>>951408447Disc is joemama009246
9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation..........
>>951353517I don't think there's any good psychoanalyst in the US, but it wouldn't be a problem if you told that to one. We all have had sexual desires (in a different way but still) towards our parents. It is a fact that you cannot do it, despite your fantasies that it could happen, but you also shouldn't just hold these thoughts and feel shame. Go to therapy (psychoanalysis, not behavioral where they'll say "hey but that's wrong!" as if you already didn't know).
>>951367733Similarish situation: I’m 35 with two kids, my wife and I’s relationship fell apart over the last few years. I started cheating last year. Hard to say if it’s worth it. On one hand it’s amazing to feel desired and loved again. On the other hand my wife and I might divorce and if that happens I’ll miss the kids.I will say it ended up being a catalyst for being honest about what I want in my relationship with my wife and what she wants.
>>951367733>>951409461Not to go full gaylord therapy here but would talking/therapy ever salvage the situation?But I guess that requires the other party to want it too
>>951385787>judgemental on /b/You have reached uncharted levels of faggtory tbqh
I forced myself on a 55 year old office manager during a heated confrontation. She was threatening to fire me for not doing unpaid overtime at this shit job. I was angry horny and I went for it. She didn't put up much of a fight after the first few minutes, she was almost too tight but once in she relaxed and she started moaning she came hard and fast. I was close but I held off becasue I wanted to hatefuck her till I broke her then unload. How many times did I make her cum, how many times did I make this woman who was nearly twice my age silently call me daddy. I wanted to pull out and force her to suck my dick, but she wrapped her legs around me pulling me in. She milked loads out of me I didn't know I had. I called her a little slut who shold know her place. She covered her face with her arm her perfectly done make up sweated off of her face, the silver tinted blonde hair a mess she attempted to cover her hickey covered heaving breasts with the tatters of her shirt. She said yes daddy i'll know better next time. I didn't tell her to say that, she knew what I wanted to hear. I told her before I left that I recorded her. If she doesn't want her friends in the office to get a video of her getting a fat black dick slammed into her tiny pink cunt her fat ass being slapped hard she'll keep her mouth shut. She's been quiet towards me since then and I've steered clear of her. She would sometimes ask me questions about staying late and if I wanted some over time. That's her little way of begging me to fuck her like a litttle whore. I oblige every single time.
>>951386661I would very much love to talk about them if u you need to vent it out..
When I was a kid I spied on my stepbro at the time and his friend fooling around with a couple of much younger girls from the care home nearby. Pretty sure one of them had some mental issues.
About once a month I go to an Asian massage parlor and pay a random woman to give me a massage and then jerk me off. Every time I swear it will be the last but after 6 weeks or so that itch comes again... probably wouldn't do it if my wife was actually interested in sex at all...
>>951412932Are they any good? Do you do anything else than handjobs? I want to find a petite asian girl to makeout with me while jerking me off for example. How realistic is that? I have money
>>951405833I suggested cutting back significantly. Like apparently deep down my subconscious is wants to fuck her. Is it basic primal needs or do I want to fuck her? I’m not sure now but it haunts me every second she’s around
>>951413186They are usually absolute pros. These ladies have years of daily handjob experience. The real art is making it sexy instead of transactional. Occasionally you get someone who just cranks your hog while sucking air through their teeth. But sometimes you get an absolute master. Last week, when I flipped over, there was a long line of precum dripping from my cock and she traced it with her finger while looking directly in my eyes. I only want handjobs (or prostate massage). Have no interest in BJs or sex or making out (although I love body to body contact).It's insanely easy to find these places. Just look for "asian massage" in your city on Google and look for places that are open past 10pm. Best if their ads feature generic looking pretty Asian women.Some places only do HJs, some anything is on the table.
Recorded audio of my wife's gf, fed the audio into comfy_ui and went to town
>>951414079>wife's gfcan i get a qrd
>>951350679Same brother
>>951410710An older lady whose yard I've taken care of has a severly autistic daughter. She invited me inside one day for lemonade one day and her daughter brought in the drinks and sat down next to me. She asked me questions about how I'm doing and I look healthy and strong and flattered me while her daughter stayed strangely quiet next to me. She was cute but seemed slightly off and wore a sun dress and looked to not have a bra on. She asked me if I would like her help around the house and to help take care of her daughter when she leaves for work. Well....I've been fucking the shit out of her at least twice a week for for a while now. I felt guilty about it and was going to tell her that I'm goign to go look for another job. But she assures me it's okay and she likes that I spend special time with her and how happy and calm her daughter is after my visits and how excited she is when she knows I'll come to see her. So...I basically fuck a special girl happy.
go
>>951415365Explain in detail how the sex is please
>>951415365Drop pic of special girl, for science.
>>951415365How autistic are we talking here? Nonverbal? Screams a lot? Mind of a much younger person?
I cheated on my man for a few months with one of his best friends
>>951350628I fucked my cousin at my sister's wedding this past fall
I basically installed an on switch for my wife’s pussy using classical conditioning
>>951350628Bought a nigger new shoes and let him fuck my wife
>>951360915Mah nigga
>>951367926Just cheat who gives a fuck. No cheating is beta shit. Just don't leave a trail no text no evidence. If your carholic confess to your priest. Marriage is a suckers bet anyways
>>951353768If you're identical twins, then you're also a girl. Which makes this a bit weird.
>>951418823Um, what?
>>951418378Story
>>951406099My first one was a brush with a flat handle. When I realized what my friends were doing with them, I went out to buy one with a more suitable handle. I remember I was shitting my pants just going through the selection at the stores, since at the time I was essentially shopping for a dildo.
>>951420889Lol>When I realized what my friends were doing with themHow'd you find out and how old were you?
>>951350628Got my dick sucked by a family member and they didn't know.
>>951418865Yo
>>951421025Story time?
I'm gonna miss the female seasonal coworkers when they go back to their respective colleges
>>951421210There is not too much of a story. She got so drunk that she probably thought I was someone else because I was already in bed. She also woke up next to me and we've never spoken about it, so I don't even know if she knows she did that or too embarrassed to ever mention it.
im so sad no one posted in my high school thread. i made a thread askin anons to post a random memory from HS....
>>951421706Don't feel bad, anon. Sometimes threads take off like a house on fire, other times they die without a single reply.