I just ate a medium pizza by myself in 10 minutes.
>>951417123home made or take out from a place like dominos?
>>951417123And so the obesity begins.
>>951417145Dominos
>>951417186good as fuck i should order some
>>951417123Medium = big deal
>>951417123
>>951417123You're simply a cheapskate.....You only pitched $6.99but you paid $22
>>951417123is this a personal best
>>951417186What crust and toppings? Try a large next time, you’re ready.
>>951417123ANNOUNCEMENT ™ :when ordering Domino's there's only one way to go:A large SPECIALTY pizzabut you tell them the 5 toppings:2 orders of banana peppers2 orders of pineapple1 order of jalapenos that makes the 5 toppingsand it makes THE BEST TASTING PIZZAdouble banana peppersdouble pineappleand jalapenos ..........TADA !!!thank me later(it's the absolute BEST combination from dominos)
>>951417123You gay cunt
>>951417288He got regular crust, and two toppings For $6.99 And both toppings were TORTURED MURDERED ANIMALS
>>951417288ham bacon pineapple green pepper jalapeños >>951417249They're running $9.99 deal for basically anything right now
>>951417402Hopefully it was bacon and sausage. That’s the best combo
>>951417123Rookie
He undoubtedly got the "ANIMAL ABUSE LOVER" pizzabecause those animals suffered their entire miserable livesonly to be brutally murdered after a life of sufferingAll so fat lonely sissyboy could experience indigestion for 25 minutes >>951417123You're a douchebag for eating meat You deserve to be abused, made completely miserable, then have your head caved in with a sledgehammerbecause that's exactly what happened to the meat you ordered on your stupid fucking Pizza The Cruelty Special
>>951417420$9.99 ?.........I'm other words, you paid $26
>>951417479Whaaaaaaaaaaaa stfu faggot. I eat red meat every day. How’s that make you feel?
>>951417437Sausage = eyeballs, snout, heart, rectum, spleen, EVERYTHING BUT THE REAL MEATNothing but the scraps that would normally be thrown in the trash
>>951417123he gon log
>>951417512You sound poor.
>>951417551And it taste so fucking GOOD!!
I’m ordering a medium Parmesan stuffed crust from dominos tonight. Can’t decide on the toppings tho
>>951417658The stuffed crust is amazing! Ham and bacon are a good combo
>>951417551No one cares that you're ideologically vegetarian grandpa tweaky.
>>951417123>>951417186I've never met a heterosexual who liked Dominos.Their entire fanbase is nothing but flaming faggots who love slop
>>951417803Sounds like you've met 4 people from whatever backwater village you're from.
>>951417803Is that a problem for you?
>>951417547How does it make "ME" feel?......I couldn't care less what you eatLOL you thought you were important?By the way ..... Are you familiar with the way antibiotics are supposed to be taken? do you know how antibiotics work? you have to 'RUN THE COURSE' with antibiotics... Meaning you have to take them as prescribed, not missing any doses, and COMPLETE THE ENTIRE BOTTLE ....if you don't take ALL of them, they don't work, and it makes your body immune to that particular antibioticif you miss a dose, you're risking making your body immune to that antibiotic, as well...They have to be taken as prescribed, keeping an even amount of the antibiotic in your bloodstream for the full seven days...YOU EAT RANDOM INDISCRIMINATE AMOUNTS OF VARIOUS VETERINARY ANTIBIOTICS... THREE TIMES EACH DAYthat's right, Mr Uneducated Fool....YOU EAT A DOSE OF VETERINARY ANTIBIOTICS WITH EVERY MEAL...God knows which antibiotic you're getting, because you're ingesting a series of different random veterinary antibiotics Dosing your blood with veterinary antibiotics THREE TIMES EACH DAYfor years..... HAHAHA brilliantAbsolutely fucking brilliant! To hell with your immune system, right? (Disease and infection are so rampant in the factory farming industry, they have to pump Those animals full of antibiotics... Every time you eat meat, you are ingesting another dose of veterinary antibiotics... Hit and miss, never knowing which antibiotic you're eating... A little bit of erythromycin here, a little bit of oxytetracycline there, today a little penicillin, tomorrow a little bit of amoxicillin... GENIUS.....ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, EINSTEIN™"How does it make me feel" ??....easy ... It makes me feel much more educated than you
>>951417803my buddies used to order dominos at 11:55PM and those motherfuckers wouldn't fuck us over they still hooked us up cause we had a relationship where we tipped well so what I am saying is fuck u dude you don't get any pizza peps or 2L of coke
>>951417840God, shut up.No one cares.How do you not get that?
>>951417840Imagine typing this out on a basket weaving forum
>>951417722AGAIN: how does it make me feel that you eat random indiscriminate various amounts of veterinary antibiotics three times every day of your life? Obviously.... It makes me feel smarter than you It makes me feel knowledgeable And it makes me laugh...Because you're the idiot destroying your immune system It's really weird because I'm a complete dumbass I'm not joking when I say IM THE LEAST EDUCATED PERSON ON 4CHANbecause I never went to high school at all, and barely attended the eighth grade, only appearing less than 1/3 of the time in 8th grade YET I AM SO MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU It's ironic, don't you think? Yep ... THAT'S how it makes me feel It makes me feel miles above you in the intelligence Department
I'm not sure if anyone else has realized that this thread has invented a new, highly evolved form of Asperger’s.
>>951417123try a large one next time and also time it.
>>951417946You're a fucking schizo.You just said you feel more educated than everyone else.Smoke less meth.
>>951417633lol ouch !!..........That was needlessly painful...Do you write all of your own material? Because you have some sophisticated insults there... In fact, it's fair to say YOU ARE AN INSULT MASTER....
>>951417658Yep ...... If you stop antibiotics before you've taken the entire bottle, it breaks the cycle of how antibiotics work...And it means your body will now no longer respond to that particular antibiotic That's exactly how people have created antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria By misusing the antibiotics That's exactly how MRSA came to beYET YOU EAT RANDOM ANTIBIOTICS THREE TIMES EVERY DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE YOU ARE PUTTING AT LEAST THREE DOSES OF RANDOM ANTIBIOTICS INTO YOUR BODY lol it's fair to say you're stupid as shit Because you weren't smart enough to realize what you were doing ............. I guess school was a waste for you?
>>951417722Grandpa MUCH HEALTHIER THAN YOU ™Grandpa SMARTER THAN YOU ®Yep it "makes me feel" lucky to be me
If you're stupid enough to dose yourself with antibiotics three times every day of your life....Why not lick public restroom toilet seats? Why stop with the misuse of antibiotics? Why not take it all the way, and lick public urinals
If you think destroying your body's ability to respond to antibiotics correctly is no big deal....Why don't you find a homeless AIDS victim and drink his vomit? Why not take one of his used syringes and squirt it into your mouth?
>>951417948>I'm not sure if anyone else has realized that this thread has invented a new, highly evolved form of Asperger’s
>>951418146>smarter than youNah, your brain is full of holes and you lie constantly about shit you have no idea about.You're as country thick as they come dipshit.Go back to banging rocks and strippers.
>>951417982Speaking of a complete lack of education YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS OBVIOUSLY.... You couldn't explain what schizophrenia is if your life depended on it However, I INDEED CAN.Unlike you, I don't toss around "big words" I don't understand, hoping people will perceive me as being "knowledgeable"That's YOUR specialty By the way, I think it's hilarious thatYOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE TOP CATEGORY OF THE IQ TEST I bet you think the top category is called "genius"....Hahahaha!!You're an uneducated fool....
>>951418473You've said this before and lied about being friends with psychiatrists that agree with your very loose, very pedestrian, very wrong definition of schizophrenia, while you yourself exhibit numerous clinically observed telltale signs.lol.
>>951418405AGAIN, DUM DUM......YOU CAN'T DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA hahahahahahahaha!!!!AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE TOP CATEGORY FOR IQ TEST SCORES Prove me wrong, you stupid inexperienced little boy DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR ME, DUMBASS NAME THE TOP CATEGORY OF IQ SCORES (and no it's not 'genius')No wonder you don't get any pussyWomen aren't attracted to stupid men who pretend to be knowledgeable
>>951418405Also: feel free to name even ONE LIE I've ever told.....this should be hilarious
>>951418518I could literally just look it up in the DSM. Something you've never once mentioned, dunce. Go back to your swampwater village retard.
>>951418507Wrong my definition of schizophrenia IS EXACTLY CORRECTAnd the fact that you don't realize it PROVES YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY seriously.... The simple fact that you say my definition is wrong LITERALLY PROVES THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA AT ALL and no, I've never lied about being friends with some of the top psychiatrists in their field Or that one of those psychiatrist friends contributed to the DSM-5 I don't lie about anything in here I've got no reason to lie You're intimidated by me because you've never accomplished jack shit You don't have a girlfriend You don't know how to get a girlfriend And you've never accomplished jack shit You don't know the definition of schizophrenia AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE TOP CATEGORY OF AN IQ SCORE it's called "VERY SUPERIOR", a term that I hateThat's the stupidest name for the category"Very Superior".....I hate itAlthough my WISC (Wechsler for adolescents) score was 3 points higher than my WAIS (Wechsler for adults) nevertheless, both scores were in the VERY SUPERIOR categoryBut this is all Greek to youyou don't know wtf I'm even talking about
Looks like someone is upset this thread was getting actual engagement.
>>951418550poo poo stinky
>>951418704>Wrong my definition of schizophrenia IS EXACTLY CORRECTCompare it to the DSM definition, and see how many similarities their are retard.
>>951418608Then DO IT, dumbass..... HahahahaPlease DO IT......It will be the first time you've ever read any of the DSM ObviouslyBecause you DONT UNDERSTAND SCHIZOPHRENIA but that doesn't stop you from pretendingHAHAHAHAHA!!!YOU LITERALLY "PRETEND" TO HAVE STUDIED PSYCHOLOGYhahahahahahahanaha the pretender
>>951418753I wonder if this is a bot that some college class released on here
>>951418749AGAIN, YOU UNEDUCATED LONRLY MASTURBATING AWKWARD LOSER WITH THE LADIES WHO PRETENDS TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE:schizophrenia is an organic psychiatric disorder in which the patient dissociates from themself, and perceives their 'dossociated self' as an EXTERNAL ENTITYthat's EGG ZACK LEE what schizophrenia is....IdiotThey perceive a reality in which AN EXTERNAL ENTITY is secretly controlling their existenceAnd you're SO stupid, you don't realize you already lost this argument long before it even startedYou're uneducated...that's adorableAt least that explains why women don't like youI've never seen a woman who thought "pretending to be knowledgeable" was attractive
>>951418749Also..... I'm guessing I lied about fucking over 800 women, right? HahahaAnd I lied about turning 16 and two days later moving in with my beautiful 36 year old registered nurse fiance, right?....Right?.... LMMFAO
>>951418851that's paranoid schizophreniayou're not being very accurate for a smelly pedant
>>951418890you definitely sound crazy as shit lol
>>951418851>individuals must exhibit two or more characteristic symptoms (delusions, hallucinations, disorganized speech/behavior, or negative symptoms) for a significant portion of a 1-month period.Totally not what you said. Like in any way, lol.
>>951418749If I'm not mistaken, weren't you the one who recently accused me "continually changing my stories" ?...the stories about my life experiences ?the stories that NEVER change?HAHAHAHAHA !!again, you had no idea the top category was called VERY SUPERIOR because you're not familiar with the wechsler scale at all And you had NO CLUE that schizophrenia is a condition where they think an external entity is secretly controlling their life....HahahahaYou had your ass handed to you tonight The same way I hand your ass to you every time...EVERY.... TIME.... You get your ass handed to you on a paper plate LOL why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>951418749SOOOOO much futile masturbationAGAIN: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? you're obviously INCREDIBLY knowledgeable So why can't you figure out how to attract a woman?
>>951419006Nope, but there's the paranoia lol.
>>951418749AGAIN: you don't have a girlfriend no woman will give you any pussy WHY NOT, STEPHEN HAWKING?
>>951418796It's a polbot trying to destroy actual threads on this site that isn't demoralization or agitation.
>>951419164My girlfriend's name is Siobhan. You're mentally ill. I hope you get help.
>>951418749>how many similarities "THEIR" areHahahahahahaha!!If you squint your eyes you can read what it says This is a newspaper article from the '90s LOL @ THEIR
I eat medium pizzas by myself all the time, but I think not in 10 minutes lol
>>951418749This is going to make you feel like somebody's standing on your head, but :.........THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE........Isn't that odd? They all sound the same But believe it or not, they are completely different words with individual meanings (also: if you had ever read any of the DSM, you to know they don't have 'DEFINITIONS' of psychiatric disorders... They have DESCRIPTIONS, but that's not the same thing as a definition)
>>951418749AGAIN, ILLITERATE EINSTEIN :why don't you have a girlfriend?Do you have a disfiguring birth defect? A hunchback? Are you a quadriplegic? IF YOU'RE SO SMART, WHY CAN'T YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO ATTRACT A GIRLFRIEND? Or perhaps You're simply not into girls?
>>951419230>Siobhanlol I believe you, brohahahaLMMFGDAO
>>951419443Never heard that name because you're a stupid hick? Tracks.
>>951419443it's pronounced "Vince-Vaughn"
"I pretend to understand psychology, but I don't even know the correct definition of schizophrenia, even when I've been told the answer several times..... AND I can't differentiate between THERE THEIR AND THEYRE>>951419230https://youtu.be/Yeb578xZMzALOL idiot
>>951419541Not at all, you stupid fucking idiot It's an Irish name, DUMBASSIt's also a horrible sounding nameWhat a shitty thing to do to your daughter
you accused ME™ of lying hahaha ...and then you claimed to have a girlfriend Oh, the IRONY !!!..............nope ... Sorry, you're lying AGAIN
>>951417367No meat?
Yep.......... I'm such a LIARlike my lies about being hired by ZZ TopLies, Lies, Lies....................... right?hahahaha
>>951420231Me?.....I'm a PESCO vegetarian I eat a little bit of salmon here and there or a good Tuna Steak...
Yep ....... Unlike you, I DONT LIE....I'm a lot of bad things...but there's 4 things I have never been:a coward, a liar or a thief
need a test threadhowdo i get rid of these black bars in the gif thumbnail
>>951417551Good thing I'm not some modern-brained pussy that gets more grossed out by eating unaesthetic animal parts than they do consuming chemicals, additives, microplastics, etc., then, huh?
>>951420465i would rather drink diluted bleach than eat cow eyeballs
>>951419557I guess you caught me LYING about my ex-girlfriend and I both getting paid $1,600 apiece to "fill seats' on The Geraldo Show?And I guess I'm also lying about the $200 per diem for each of us, totalling $4,400 total we got paid TO LIE AND PRETEND WE WERE INVOLVED IN THE PROSTITUTION INDUSTRY.... right?...After all, my life was so void of interesting experiences and wild opportunities, that I need to lie...https://youtu.be/bQNF-1VqZoo..........right?
>>951420465Everybody eats chemicals, additives, microplastics, etc.but that doesn't mean giving yourself THREE DOSES of random veterinary antibiotics EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE is an intelligent choice....
>>951419900Better than abandoning her like you did to your daughter, you piece of everloving shit.
>>951417123They make mediums still? Pretty much every place renamed Medium to Large like 15 years ago to make more money.
.......and of course I'M LYING when I say I helped my friend Spencer Thornton direct a terrible music video for a terrible band....AND IT WON THE MTV BASEMENT TAPES CONTEST .............right?Because I lie about everything Obviously an intelligent person can tell I'm lying If you're really really smart, you'll realize I lie about everything Which makes you a genius https://youtu.be/b-sv-NRhdrI
>>951420801You're such an insufferable loser.
>>951420646lol hahahahahaha!!!thanks for demonstrating your penchant for PRETENDING TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLEThat's all you've really got...You don't have a girlfriend You don't have any accomplishments You don't have any artistic or musical talent....But at least you're a master of PRETENDING TO HAVE KNOWLEDGE hahahahaha!! Lmmfao
This thread is a prime example of the coordinated campaign to turn this site into shit.
>>951420876cringe
>>951420835Yes, I amAnd it all started at age 15 When I lost my virginity to a hot chick named Lori McLendon Speaking of which... You're an adult now WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? Exactly which decade do you intend on losing your virginity?
>>951420835Perhaps if you learned how to draw It turns out girls love artists Musicians and artists always get the most pussy....But then again, how would you know?
>>951420978yep..... cringe indeedspeaking of your endless futile masturbation.....WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN?
>>951417123i shared a medium with the GF today and i felt bad after eating 5 slivces.
>>951420942this site has always been shitbut LOL @ you continually "filling the empty void" by saying there's a conspiracy behind everything
>>951421100by the way, congratulations @ being part of the 2.7% of 4chan users who actually get laidit's reassuring to see there are still a few fellow heterosexuals out thereYou are proof that these guys don't have to be long masturbatorsthey are simply TOO AFRAID TO TRY
>>951419230BREAKING NEWS!!!I've never needed to fabricate liesmy life has been rather eclectic, and I have always been assertive and self confident And I guess I'm LYING when I say I painted an Elvis portrait for Arron Paul, the actor who played Jesse in Breaking Bad (And whose mother named him after Elvis Aaron Presley) All a bunch of LIES.... right?
>>951421131>comrade do not recognize my deliberate ruining of thread. Screaming of schizophrenia and getting girl and drawing on topic of pizza and not derailment.
Just like I'm LYING about painting Elvis portraits for Paul mccartney, Mick jagger, pink floyd, and about a hundred other famous bands and entertainers I lie because I HAVE NO REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE
>>951417123easy mode
>>951421305https://youtu.be/QKWF5H0H7jM>>951421305
>>951417123Are you aware Domino's was originally named DOMINIC's ?
>>951421301HOLY FUCK IS THAT RAY LIOTTA AND EMINEM?!?!
>>951417123I think it was in Michigan if I'm not mistaken... It was either Michigan or Chicago Illinois I can't rememberThere was a small pizza shop named Dominick's, and a couple of Brothers bought the company and a few years later they changed the name to Domino's
>>951417123ALSO: did you know Domino's now treats their jalapenos with an extra hot 'jalapeno flavor' chemical?unlike the old days, they now make their jalapenos artificially and unreasonably hot
>>951417123Q: can you name the pizza chain that uses LARD in their Pizza dough?
