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quantum immortality is real, i know that for a fact...but since the last "save spawn" i haven't felt quite like myself, like something is just a bit "off"...although it could just as easily be that things are now where they should be, and that before things were actually "off", but i don't know for sure...this current timeline seems a bit fucked, i managed to quit smoking (cigarettes) for about 2 months, but now i've reached a point where i just can't take it anymore, i am going to the store tomorrow and buying cigarettes...that's fucked because it's been 2 months and i've also been chewing tons of nicotine gum which helps but it's just not the same...i need to fucking suck some dick, is what i need to do...i would even choose sucking dick over smoking right now
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tl;dr you have schizophrenia
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>>951516619
Gonna need the goon sauce for this
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step 1) go to a tree
step 2) pull down your pants
step 3) press your butt on the tree
step 4) take a shit
step 5) make sure it sticks to the tree
step 6) go home
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>>951516619
You keep killing yourself. If you see the same people, then you’re either going to hate what comes next (involving them) or you’ve made a change and so you’re in the better timeline where they don’t see you suffer.
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>>951516619
>smoker
You are a degenerate schizophrenic. Please travel to a country that still offers lobotomies. I am telling you this for your own good. If that's not an option then suicide is your only course of action.
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>>951516619
If quantum immortality is true then there is a universe in which you both smoke and live forever. And suck cock, too.



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