Quidditch is the most retarded thing in Harry Potter, a series that revels in retarded things. The inclusion of the seeker and the snitch kills the entire game. Why have two teams scoring goals when catching the snitch ends the game and is worth several magnitudes more points than scoring a goal, 150 points. It was created to be a power fantasy for Harry. The whole franchise is retarded so I'm gonna rewrite the ending. He loses the battle with Voldemort and wakes up the morning of Dudley's Birthday from the first book. He grows up normally. Dudley ODs on Oxycontin, gets clean and runs for office for the Tories. Harry becomes an accountant.
Harry Potter is a book for old bitches with cobweb infested cunts.Who cares if it's ass?
>>951521700Because ass should never be excused because of the target audience.
>>951521521Basically just the power fantasy of him being really good at something. The two dynamics are played against each other though and according to one of the books there's been games where one team lost because they grabbed the snitch with too few points.
>>951521521You're right actually. I felt that way even when I read the novels as a teenager. The snitch is a complete cop out, and the whole story in general was slop before the term was even coined. Every magical school anime in existence does it better.
>>951522286It's like if in the middle of a football game, they released a roomba onto the field that can go very fast and the team that catches it gets 1 Brazilian points
I still want to fuck Hermione. I want to fuck her while Ron watches with his cock in a chastity cage. And Ginny is there calling her brother a little faggot and peeing in his face and on his cock.
>>951523707Then I fuck Ginny while Ron eats my ass out and Hermione pisses in Ginny's face
>>951522286Slop is a very old term
>>951523846Then Ron lies on his back and Ginny removes his cock cage and lets out his throbbing erection and cowgirls him while Hermioone rubs her pussy up and down his face and I stand over them all with the two girls alternating between rimming me and sucking my dick as I turn between them, filling them both with cum and piss as Ron finally and reluctantly releases his hot cum into his sister's womb
Its supposed to be a ridiculously difficult task to accomplish but Harry (despite needing glasses to see) can consistently pull it off.Its unreasonable but what part of a secret magical wizard society in a world full of cameras isnt?
>>951521521Unpopular confession: I have never seen more than five minutes of any Harry Potter moviePopular confession: I can't wait until AI makes seamless Hermione porn
>>951527385The books are better. If you get the movie music and watch the trailers you didn't miss a thing.I don't know who at youtube is censoring every damn thing rated TV-Y7 and up but I hope they die as soon as possible.Harry Potter With Guns.https://litter.catbox.moe/g31ijb.mp4
