What would it take to get you to give a shit about soccer, /b/?
>90 minutes of nothing happening>score: 0-1Wow so good.
>>951525093why do you care about strangers or even convincing them to get in to any kind of sports?
>>951525093Maybe about 70% of brain matter loss.
>>951525093More violence would help.
>>951525185I don't. Just curious what the temp is here.
>>951525093Me, personally? Lmao I'd rather be dead
>>951525093$1000/min of me watching
>>951525093Literally nothing. The only sports worth a damn are golf, bowling, and Chess (including all its variations).Also, what the hell? It's 2026, and we still don't have Zero-G Football.
>>951525093Sports is like religion. The minute you start shoving it in my face is the minute I start telling you to fuck off. Fuck sports. Sports is stupid boomer shit. Stop trying to get me interested in it.
>>951527194>I fucking HATE PiggersMy coworkers never shut the fuck up about Sportsball.
>>951527117I would add classic boxing to your list.
>>951527333I mean...I GUEESSSS, but maybe Taekwondo as well, since we're going that route.>see that blet?
>>951525093yay sportsball
>>951525093The hot ones would have to play naked and during the half time they have to get fucked on the soccer field by huge dicks
>>951530505That's female soccer BTW. There's nothing you could do to make me care about men's soccer
It looks so dumb when you have adults throwing themselves on the ground and writhe in pain only for them to be back up and running 10 seconds later
>>951525147It's even worse when it's 0-0. There was a whole 90+ minutes of a game and literally nothing changed from the first kick. What was the point of playing?
>>951525314This. For what they're paid I want at least a 20% casualty rate per season. Per game would be even better.
>>951525093Nothing. The only reason I even paid attention to it at all during the tournament was because Euros were getting so butthurt over it. Same thing with hockey during the Olympics. Canadian butthurt was glorious.
