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February 28, 2026
>Iran War Starts
>24-48 Hours estimated time

Today
>4.5 MONTHS later
>'Soon, very soon'

Does anyone believe him or are we all just acknowledging everything he says is a lie?

Estimated cost: $2,000,000,000 day
Plus many Americans lives....
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>>951545373
Give him a break
He's been distracted from Iran by The Islamic Republic of Japan
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>>951545373
How's that three day special operation going, Ivan?
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Two days ago iran released video of the dropping 5 bombs on a US base.

You can see the defense system shooting at them, but all 5 get through.

>US is losing a wart to sand niggers with no army or navy
>China is sitting back laughing
>China is the worlds new superpower
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>>951545373
You lost tranny.
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>>951545655
>tranny.
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>>951545373
>Plus many Americans lives....
how many? 1? 2?
pretty much everything we've done is without anyone setting foot in Iran
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>>951545373
the bombings will continue until the IRGC is dead or surrenders
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>>951545823
15 plus however many died at the base they bombed on tuesday
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>>951545849
>the beatings will continue until moral improves
if that was true the war would have ended 4 and a half months ago...
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>>951546055
>the war would have ended 4 and a half months ago
what?
the IRGC still has enough members to keep attacking and show no interest in surrendering, so...
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When are you fags going to learn that nothing ever happens?
Your life has not fundamentally changed because Trump decided to blow up some sand niggers.
Your life nas not fundamentally changed because Trump decided to deport illegal faggots.
Your life has not fundamentally changed because Trump stopped niggers in Minnesota from stealing billions of dollars via theft.
Ultimately, none of this shit will fundamentally change your personal life.
You still gotta work, you still gotta earn, you still gotta pay your taxes.
Stop whining you fucking spergs.
Nothing changes, ever.
>t. been alive since Eisenhower, and no, not one of them changed anything about my life at all
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>>951546411
epstein class boot licker
>so the pres is making billions
>so hes raping kids
>its always been like this
the fuck it has
just because you submit to your jew overlords doesnt mean the rest of us want to
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Anyone who can't see that this is the exact same thing as Russia invading Ukraine is a complete retard.

That 'special military operations' was only supposed to be a few weeks...

Here we are 4-5 years later, and it's starting to look like ukraine is overtaking them with their new drone industry

Hell, even america is now begging ukraine for help in the drone dept with the iran war

Us cant stop the drones and it makes them look weak to the entire rest of the world

Now the 'not war' in Iran has already taken 12X longer than promised and you retards think it will end after a few more bombs are dropped?

If that was true, the war would have been over on day one

This will go down in history as as the largest failure of the US on any warfront (even korea) in the history of the entire country.

Republicans will lose the presidency becuase this war will not be over by then, it'll still be 'just a few more weeks'
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>>951545373
he should end bolshivik atrocities in his own country's hospitals
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>>951545373
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>>951546523
hurr durr
>resist jew overlourdes
kek
You're a fucking idiot.
Nothing in your life is ever going to change, and you will make no difference with all your fist shaking rage about "DA JOOOOOOS!!!"
Nothing is going to change, homo.
You are stuck in the same loop as the rest of us.
Go eat a Snickers Bar and relax.
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>>951546733
>reddit spacing
>instantly discarded
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>>951547275
Fuck

You
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>>951546249
So when Trump said he won the war, it was just another "Trumpism?"
Like "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq?
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>>951547368
go put on your fedora
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>>951547539
>Like "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq?
this, but times 39
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>>951545373
On March 24, 2026, Trump declared "The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news."

Once the US won the war, people resumed asking for the rest of the Epstein files. Then Trump realized he needed to resume the war with Iran to keep people distracted and to stop them from asking about the Epstein files.
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>>951547927
You just going to keep samefagging to keep your retarded thread alive?
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>>951548122
>samefagging
desperate attempt at relevance
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>>951547927
https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/03/24/president-trump-on-iran-this-war-has-been-won-only-fake-news-is-keeping-it-going.html
Here it is in Trump's own words
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>>951548198
You're not fooling anyone. You use those exact same words and exact same pictures every thread.
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>>951545373
We have been at war with iran for years you retard.
It only became hot this year.

Btw, you lost. lmao
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>>951547927
>>951548198
wrong
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>>951548122
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>>951548305
>We have been at war with iran for years
trying too hard
last year Trump "obliterated" Iran, remember?
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>>951545640
Bombs or missiles? Important detail because they already bombed us once in the fog of war with a vietnam era jet.
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>>951546411
Some of us have responsibilities that are directly affected by this you sheltered coddled child.
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>>951548305
Obama ended it.
We had a peace deal.

Trump is worse than a nigger
cope and seethe
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>>951548358
title says missles retard
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>>951545640
Here's the problem with the US constantly going to wars against cave men nations; it exposes the defense contractor's grift. If we can't defeat a few monkeys in the stone age, what good are the 456688 zillion tax dollars that we're handing on pallets to defense contractors?
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>>951548541
To protect us from the 111 missiles fired at the USS Abraham Lincoln by The Islamic Republic of Japan!
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>>951548541
have you not yet figured out that DoD contracts are a huge jobs program for the US?
this is not a secret or some profound revelation, it's well known
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>>951548541
>going to wars against cave men nations
to prevent the cave men from obtaining nuclear weapons, which would be much more of a problem
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>>951548711
obama already did that
trump is worse than a nigger
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>>951548711
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, we're in no danger of that, even if there were no treaties, sanctions, or war. Even if we were, there's a dozen other nations that are hostile to US who already have them.

The truth is that we're doing this because we are Israel's bitch, which it sounds like you enjoy.
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>>951548744
>obama already did that
Obama also carried out operations to sabotage Iran's nuclear enrichment program, for years, the fuck are you on about?
and you think if you stop them once then that's the end of it and they'll never just do it again? are you fucking retarded?
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>>951548805
>there's a dozen other nations that are hostile to US who already have them.
those other nations aren't Islamic extremists and don't constantly and openly call for the death of our country or its citizens like Iran has for decades
if you tell me ever day you want to kill me I'm going to take you at your word and ensure I kill you first
if Iran had nukes you can guarantee they would have already used them
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>>951548856
I assume you're talking about Stuxnet, which happened before the Obama treaty.
And, I suspect you knew that before posting.
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>>951548988
>which happened before the Obama treaty
and yet Iran continued enriching Uranium well past what is needed for nuclear power anyway,
and how many times did they agree to a ceasefire and then immediately break the agreement?
it's almost like they can't be trusted
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>>951549045
>and yet Iran continued enriching Uranium well past what is needed for nuclear power anyway,
only after Trump broke the treaty
and again, I suspect you knew that too
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>>951548929
Do you know the history of Iran (and Iraq and Afghanistan for that matter)? We caused this by putting up their puppet governments which they overthrew. I'm not gonna break it down for you because you are clearly someone who does not value knowledge of any sort.

NK is always calling for the death of America.

The CIA is constantly making our own enemies and it needs to stop.

The only real interesting thing about your post is I can't tell if you're a bot, a fundy Christian, or paid 4chan propagandist.
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>>951549045
>it's almost like they can't be trusted
but you trust Trump...
interesting.
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MAGA is anti-America. Full stop. They want you poor sick and weak so their billionaire club can control everything.
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>>951549084
>Do you know the history of Iran
I do, just because we fucked up in the past doesn't mean we just have to accept things the way they are forever, Iran wasn't trying to build nuclear weapons in the 70s, things change, administrations change, geopolitics change
>NK is always calling for the death of America.
they aren't really a credible threat, and aren't ideologically driven the way Iran has been
NK does it for show, they know full well if they step out of line that Chine or the US would instantly obliterate them, and they can't do anything about it
> I can't tell if you're a bot, a fundy Christian, or paid 4chan propagandist.
none of the above, where can I apply to get paid for posting? I do it for free
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>>951549303
IF MAGA is so bad, then why does Jesus support them?
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>>951549243
>but you trust Trump...
I trust my own country over a foreign one that seeks to destroy mine, yes
how is that at all shocking?
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>>951549303
>MAGA is anti-America. Full stop.
care to elaborate?
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>>951549340
That's white jesus
Not the real jesus

Real jesus wants to help the poor and the sick
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>>951549366
if that were true, you wouldn’t be spreading a false narrative on continued enrichment during JCPOA
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>>951549434
Yeah, but poor and sick people are probably black and Jesus doesn't like black people.
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>>951549504
I'm saying I don't trust them to adhere to an agreement like that, or to allow IAEA inspectors to see everything, especially given their track record
and given that they high highly enriched uranium and continued to refine it towards creating nuclear weapons with it it's clear their intentions, so why allow them to continue if you know what they're trying to do?
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>>951549366
>I trust my own country
after obviously being lied to
it's not a matter of us v them
your country (Trump) patently lied to you
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>>951549608
well trump did give um 5 years to enrich after tearing up the agreement. kinda on him.
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>>951549613
my bad, I should be listening to what Iran tells me instead, thanks for setting me straight
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>>951549636
and I'm telling you I don't believe they weren't still continuing to enrich even under JCOPA, I don't give a shit about the agreement, I do not want Iran to have nuclear weapons, full stop, and I don't care what it takes to ensure that as long as they don't get them
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>>951549748
The IAEA
Dan Coats Director of National Intelligence
CIA Director Gina Haspel
General Joseph Dunford Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Vincent Stewart DIA
And Trumps own state department
All delivered sworn testimony contrary to your opinion.

Maybe everyone’s lying and you are the supreme truth on the matter?
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>>951545373
eh, OP, you're a faggot, I mean check rule 38....

anyways, I'm not sure it was the right move bomb Iran, but at the same time when you have a regime full of religious nut job zealots who view their mission as to speed the return of the 12th Imam by causing chaos, letting them have a nuke isn't the smartest idea.
and if you were to say, "they were pursuing nukes", then when almost all peaceful uses of uranium require 5% or less enrichment (with the odd-ball extreme reasoning allowing for up to 20% enrichment), why the heck did they have 60% enriched? and enough to build 10+ bombs, as they bragged to US negotiators?
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>>951549755
>All delivered sworn testimony contrary to your opinion.
you can't testify against my opinion, the fuck? I don't trust Iran, there's other person on the planet that can testify against that, it's my opinion, do you know that that even means?
if I say I don't like terrorists, you can't then go find someone to testify the contrary of that, it's nonsensical to even say
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>>951549755
I'm so confused, so we SHOULD trust Trump now? which is it?
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>>951549660
>I should be listening to what Iran tells me instead
>>951549613
>it's not a matter of us v them
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>>951549883
is it still classed as trolling if you have to go jeet levels of retardation?
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>>951548342
>last year Trump "obliterated" Iran, remember?
Quit making stuff up.
Last year, Trump claimed he converted Iran's nuclear program into "nuclear dust". He didn't say he obliterated anything but that.

Of course some analysts disagreed with Trump and thought that claim was a stretch, but that was his claim.
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>>951550259
how is it trolling to not trust Iran?
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>>951550310
never said you should, I stated that multiple heads of intelligence agencies and trumps own administration disagreed with your version of reality.
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>>951550376
my version of reality is I don't trust Iran to not continue to try and obtain nuclear weapons
and I would argue that multiple intelligence agencies of countries around the world would say the same thing, and have
whether or not I can definitively prove they were still enriching under JCOPA is irrelevant to my sentiment, I don't believe them either way, how are you not understanding this? and why do you take such issue with this?
and there's no argument you can possibly make that would convince me to trust them
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>>951550534
>I would argue that multiple intelligence agencies of countries around the world would say the same thing,
so we're just shifting the goalposts since your own government disagrees with you.

the only thing we will ever agree on is conversation is pointless.
have a nice day.
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>>951550278
>He didn't say he obliterated anything
liar
>>951549243
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>>951550630
>the only thing we will ever agree on is conversation is pointless.
I would agree to that, because I can't even tell what you're trying to argue, other than there isn't concrete proof Iran had highly enriched uranium under JCOPA
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>>951550740
Israel not being a smoking crater is a pretty good indicator
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>>951550909
>we should wait for them to use nukes before we try and stop them from getting them
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>>951550990
>before we try and stop them
"we" tried
"we" failed
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>>951551194
>"we" failed
we did? Iran has nukes now? when did that happen?
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>>951551245
why did Trump attack Iran this spring?
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>>951551245
>Iran has nukes now?
Ask Trump's buddy, Benjamin
He's the one that sparked Iran 2.0
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>>951550534
>my version of reality is I don't trust Iran to not continue to try and obtain nuclear weapons
>and I would argue that multiple intelligence agencies of countries around the world would say the same thing, and have
>whether or not I can definitively prove they were still enriching under JCOPA is irrelevant to my sentiment, I don't believe them either way, how are you not understanding this? and why do you take such issue with this?
>and there's no argument you can possibly make that would convince me to trust them

Iran already had enough 60% enriched uranium to make 10 nuclear bombs, and I think everyone agrees on that, even the intelligence agencies.

There is absolutely no peaceful purpose for 60% enriched uranium. So whether they were attempting to make 10 nukes at the present time or not, it was an ongoing risk that if they hadn't already started, they could start making nukes at any time they wanted to.

If US intelligence was right and they were just sitting on the dangerously enriched uranium, then to take no action is to bet that the US intelligence is robust enough to detect the moment they stop sitting on the Uranium and start making nukes with it. There is no way US intelligence is trustworthy enough to be able to detect such an event with any certainty, because US intelligence has a long history of failures when other countries were building nukes that US intelligence failed to detect, such as South Africa, and several others.

https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB181/index.htm

>Washington, DC, March 13, 2006 - The U.S. Intelligence Community failed to penetrate the veil of secrecy surrounding the nuclear activities of South Africa's apartheid regime, particularly its nuclear weapons program, according to documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act and archival research and posted on the Web today by the National Security Archive at George Washington University.
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>>951551245
>Iran has nukes now?
According to Israel, who (like Trump) you can always trust
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>>951551428
>According to Israel,
I've never heard Israel claim that Iran was in possession of nuclear weapons
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>>951548384
What a pussy.
>been around since Eisenhower
Nothing changes anything, you retarded child.
>muh responsubulities
Like The President Of The United States of America actually affects anything involving your "responsibilities" (no, Timmy, taking out the trash on Saturday isn't the Presidents fault, nor is cleaning your room).
Get rekt.
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>>951551299
for a lot of reasons
for having highly enriched uranium and trying to build nuclear weapons
the citizens were actively protesting and wanted outside help to topple the Islamic regime, and were getting murdered by the thousands
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>>951551628
>the citizens were actively protesting and wanted outside help to topple the Islamic regime, and were getting murdered by the thousands
I think that was the only fuckup so far - he should have airlifted machine guns to the people there so they could fight back, and give them lots of ammo to use against the Ayatollah's themselves.
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Direct prolonged attack was the mistake.
America can't win in Iran. Countless war games have shown this, expert opinion as repeated this.
That's why after all the shit Iran does and constant bitching from Israel every single President has been like 'nah fuck that' cause they knew it was a incredibly stupid idea.

If we commit any real force, we put boots on the ground, if we attack their energy infrastructure they will respond in crippling the gulfs energy production and then the world has 20% less energy and fertilizer for the next 5-10 years. There's basically no way around it. OPEC would fall apart, we'd lose the petrodollar, our tbills would crash and trillions of dollars of debt would cripple us. Stupid wars kill empires, and this one might actually do us in.
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>>951551554
Why excuse did Trump give for starting Iran V2.0?
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>>951552303
*What
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>>951552303
depends on which day of the week you ask
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>>951552303
what does that mean
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>>951552584
>what does that mean
after correcting "Why" to "What" it's in plain American English.
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>>951552641
that's not what I was questioning, it's still a leading and vague question
it's clear you're implying something by saying that, what do you actually mean by that question? what conclusion are you suggesting be drawn? just say what you mean
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>>951552641
I think the pure Americanese vernacular would be

Yo, what kinda wild excuse is Trump cookin' up this time to drop the hammer and kickstart Iraq War 2.0: electric boogaloo?!
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>>951552736
It's a simple question. Answer it.
What excuse did Trump use to start Iran V2.0?
Surely he had a reason, amirite?
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>>951552797
>Surely he had a reason, amirite?
he did, otherwise he wouldn't have done it
>What excuse did Trump use to start Iran V2.0?
repeating the question doesn't clarify it, just say what reason you think I should infer from this, I can't read your mind
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>>951552790
>and kickstart Iraq War 2.0
he said Iran, not Iraq
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>>951552944
>knows answer to question
>refuses to admit it
>embarrassed by Trump
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>>951553018
I have no idea what your answer to your ostensibly rhetorical question is, just fucking say what you think the reason is, why waste my time?
if you aren't going to say then fuck off, I don't care
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>>951552979
trump is an idiot
>this 100% tracks
Islamic Republic Of Japan sound familiar?
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>>951553098
>I have no idea what your answer to your ostensibly rhetorical question is
disingenuous (at best)
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>>951553180
Saar, i am just not privy to that information.
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>>951553104
>trump is an idiot
retard: >>951552303
I'm quoting him, not Trump
I have no idea wtf "Iran v2.0" is supposed to mean
>Islamic Republic Of Japan sound familiar?
yes, it's called misspeaking, people do it every fucking day, what about it?
are you so mind raped you honestly think Trump actually thinks that Japan is an Islamic state or something?
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>>951553180
then don't tell me, I don't give a shit
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>>951553277
>I don't give a shit
You DO give a shit, you're just too embarrassed by Dear Leader's words and actions
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>>951553425
he's not my "dear leader', fuck Trump, you don't even have a point you're just saying nonsense and hope other people draw some kind of conclusion from it
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>>951553557
It's a simple question, surely you're capable of answering a simple question.
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I don’t know what you guys are worried about - Pistol Pete said it wasn’t a “forever war” so that’s OK
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>>951553851
just like orange nigger saying he would end ukraine war on day 1
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>>951553951
>on day 1
I believe his actual words were, "...before I even reach the Oval Office."
MAGAs clapped and cheered because they believed every word.
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>>951553951
Now be fair - he would have done if only Zelensky had given Putin everything he wanted, like Donnie suggested. After all, Zelensky didn’t have the cards
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>>951554080
>>951553951
brb, changing my vote to Kamala
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>>951554191
easiest way to win a war
immediately surrender and give them everything
>TACO at it's finest
lol
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>>951554408
too late, MAGA already fucked you over
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>>951555540
As a Brit, I would argue that Biden fucked America over. If he had done what he originally promised and stood for only one term, leaving the Democrats to hold a proper selection Trump would never have stood. Trump was so viscerally affected by his defeat, losing to “that corpse” that he just wanted to beat Joe. He would not have wanted to take on a younger, more vigorous candidate.


Letks face it, when Joe first ran against Trump he made Trump look fat, old and slow, with the ‘Vette, the Ray-bans, the ice-cream and the smile and the way he bounded onto the stages. He just aged.
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>>951545640
>China is sitting back laughing
China is running drills on how to fuck up america's shit
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>uh guys, why are you running training exercises on our army and wishing us luck? you said you'd be done with iran any day now and be here to protect us
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>>951546411
>Your life nas not fundamentally changed because Trump decided to deport illegal faggots.
There are more jobs available (picking fruit)
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If you still defend trump and you're not a millionaire+, then you're either a retarded cuck or a pedo.
which is it? Because there is literally no other reason.
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