Is this a bad idea though? Looks comfy
>>951589187good luck cleaning it up and keeping it properly clean,dumbass
>>951589187comfy AFmany had 'cushioned' seats instead of hard plastic as wellyou learn real quick why dogs love shitting on carpet
>having to use carpet cleaner on a toiletnot for me
>>951589187People bought it because they didn't like the cold porcelain on their ass. Should have gotten a wooden one that doesn't just smell like piss and shit.
>>951589187>you learn real quick why dogs love shitting on carpetbecause their owners are too lazy to train them
>>951589286This poster is fat
>>951589256>not having a wagie toilet boy to clean the poop out of the fuzzy carpet.You fucking peasant.
>>9515893206'-6" buck ninety AND white
>>951589633And I'm Tom Cruise.
>>951589690Nice to meet you Tom, I'm a big fan.
>>951589256>>951589289>>951589298Just get one of these?
>>951589865Lo fucking l. Your goddamn I'd has your weight on it? What happens when you gain or lose the poundage
>>951589187>>951590024I hope these become popular again.Please Tiktok, do your thing
>>951590088they change it every time you get it renewedevery few years, varying by state
>>951589187My grandma had one of those back in the 1970's.That, and the plastic floor-runners and plastic couch covers.Good times.
Holy fuck you retards, the fuzzy ones were slip-on. Every couple days or if you shit on it like the retards you are, you take the fucking thing completely off and throw it in the washer.
>>951590024>>951589298My grandpa had both and either way is not bad but I prefer white oak toilet seats having tried it. I liked the thin soft spacefoam or whatever cushion. One design was too thick though.I consider white oak a premium toilet seat option.
>>951590120??just buy yourself one ffs
>>951590024i remember the hiss when you sat on these
>>951590495we had the cheap pine ones that would split and nip your arse.good times
>>951590024This is the worst of both worlds. It's difficult to clean and it's uncomfortable. God help you if you get a hole in it and the foam starts absorbing piss and shit particles from the air.
People that buy custom toilet seats are the same folks that put big-ass spoilers and an angry bees muffler on a Toyota Celica. The inexpensive seat that came with the thing is all you'll ever require. You're taking a shit, not settling in for a flight across the Pacific.
>>951590308
>>951589256You just take it off and put it through the laundry with your bathmats, towels and other stuff dumbo.
>>951591600I used to think this, but then I lived in a place with a really badly designed toilet that would give me hemorrhoids.
>>951589316Accidents happen
>>951591977Tell us more about this toilet's design flaws.
>>951590345>put in the washer so it fucksup your whole washer and anything else in it by throwing shit everywhereDumb nigger shit if not a larp.
>>951590345>run up your utility bill just to keep your shit cushion clean
>>951589187Could just wear assless chaps with a plush lining
>>951589187If my mom sat on this to piss I would be rubbing my face on the soft love material.
>>951592067It was too tall and the seat was shaped weird so that your legs would fall asleep almost immediately. A toilet stool helped, but not nearly enough. I think my college had the same ones because those are the only times in my life I had to deal with hemorrhoids.
>>951592067yes pls do*plop*
>>951592593I can tell you've never had kids
>>951589187this is what women used to put on the toilet when the men in their lives couldn't stop slamming the seat down like neanderthals.we have soft close seats now so these are depreciated.
the ol' 2 n 1 works for me.
>>951590088You have to be 18 to use this site.
>>951594904Neanderthals didn't have the capability
>>951589187I remember these as a kid in the 70's. If I remember correctly it was a bit of a fad and only lasted a couple years. Yeah, they were comfy. Throw them in the wash every week. Anyone saying anything about filth and unhygenic basically admitted to everyone in the thread that they're unclean slobs.
>>951598306Retard
>>951589690Like Tom Cruise would post on 4chan when he could be getting his asshole gaped by rich Jews in Hollywood
>>951591833good luck with the crops contamination with all the feces bacteria and particles, retard
>>951594672I can tell you have dirty fucking kids & are an unfit parent
>>951598590Put vinegar in with it.
>>951597415... living the dream
>>951598697What do you think 5% vinegar diluted 1:5000 will do?
>>951597415This is $3000 per month in New York City.
>>951598749Look it up. Also are you aware that there is more than one strength of vinegar?
>>951589187I was born in '91 and luckily I never knew anybody who had one of these IRL.I didn't know somebody who had a leather cushioned toilet seat though and using that toilet was mad nasty.
>>951598788Yeah. cleaning vinegar is 10% acitic acid. What do you think 10% vinegar diluted 1:5000 will do?
>>951598826Educate yourself.https://www.marthastewart.com/8104782/vinegar-rinse-laundryhttps://www.southernliving.com/vinegar-in-laundry-11995364https://laundryevangelist.com/blogs/laundry-tips/the-facts-about-using-vinegar-in-laundry?srsltid=AfmBOood4c0eI-BJp_dgiA_Y_jVvOYB9uXRgSvPGVZiZM4_VhTsnBISWSorry your parents didn't teach you how to clean.
>>951598821This thread is for suckers & liars. There were carpeted lids, but not seats
>>951589187You never run out of TP
>>951598821I saw one that was cushioned with a camo pattern on it
>>951598590Thats what the wash is for dumbo. Hot wash with napisan takes care of that. You're supposed to wash your towels, bathmats, toilet mats etc weekly, same with your bedsheets.
>>951598866How do you keep your ass warm? You're not some pleb are you?
>>951589187Best seat evar: Bar in Amsterdam. Toilet seat made with cast clear resin. Filled with razor blades, rusty screws, etc.
>>951598865That's for odors & color or ph correction, not disinfection. Sorry you don't know about pathogenic bacteria
>>951599126Do you believe all memes or just that one?
>>951599466I believe all women.
>>951590873Why should he do that when the tiktok genie will bring it to him on a silver platter somehow?
>>951599586Imagine the smell
>>951590120
>>951600001>feels just like a cloud soaked in piss!
>>951600471Holy shit these are fucking horrific. I can see why burgers get explosive diarrhea from eating lettuce
>>951599443What exactly do you think causes odors, retard?
>>951600337>>951600519Fine, you lil bitchboys can have the sticker ones
>>951600551What do you suppose cyclospora smells like, retard?
>>951600671You don't get cyclospora from clothing, dipshit. You get it from eating contaminated food.
>>951600726And how does the food get contaminated, dipshit? Imagine thinking you can smell pathogenic bacteria
>>951600823Cyclospora is a parasite. A hot wash kills it. Second, your food does not get contaminated with cyclospora by being near your clothes. Are you trolling or am I interacting with the dumbest person on 4chan?
>>951600887Touching the shit misted toilet seat cover before making your fucking Taco Bell would contaminate food. Do you even believe in bacteria? Is your last name Hegseth? Just ask your surgeon to disinfect his scalpel in vinegar or hot water the next time you're in a hospital lol
>>951601012Wash you fucking hands. The problem here is that your parents never taught you to clean and you grew up to be a gross, dirty motherfucker.
>>951600887It's a protozoa. You don't even understand basic sanitation, so I figured refering to it as bacteria would be close enough for someone like you with special needs
>>951601168A protozoa is a parasite, you fucking retard. You literally googled it and you still got it wrong. Wash your food and wash your hands.
>>951589187i always like it, they feel a lot better than the TP and got it cleaner.
>>951590495>>951589298Go with rattan
>>951601213Too bad washing your hands & food can't reliably remove that "parasite" & hot water doesn't kill it. And protozoa aren't necessarily parasites. I can do this all night. Talking to morons is fun
>>951601296Gross. It's plastic.
>>951596603That's a bidet
>>951601374>I can be wrong all night I know. I'm watching it happen. Sorry your parents never taught you how to clean and you grew up to be a gross motherfucker.
>>951601399Go disinfect your laundry with a cup of vinegar lol
>>951601428Go get preventable diseases from not washing your food, your hands, or your clothes. Legitimately, if we had this conversation in person you would not be allowed near my house or my family.
>>951589187Is this really necessary? Taking a shit is like 3 minutes. Surely you can manage for that long
>>951601699Hey everybody! Look at the guy with the right amount of fiber in his diet!
>>951601468>not washing your food, your hands, or your clothesWhere'd you get this notion from? I'm a germophobe who sterilizes damn near everything, uses a .2micron ceramic candle filter with carbon block core & sodium dichloroisocyanurate solution to filter & chlorinate my water & a diluted 30% H2O2 spray damn near everywhere
>>951601861No you aren't. Keep your dirty ass away from my family, plague rat.
>>951601940lol I figured you were trolling>plague ratDon't fucking call me a conservative or I'll burn down your house
>>951602034Cool story, plague rat. Go tell lies somewhere else.
>>951589187I buy a 10 pack every year then throw them in the same ocean I throw my car batteries
>>951602094kekol
>>951601258no i think your using it worng
>>951589187I always liked smelling them at other people's houses. It was always more distinct in the fall season than any other.
>>951593842pretty sure some company made uncomfy toilets to stop workers from spending to much time on the shitter.might have been one of those
>>951605506ugh...
bump
>>951590024That's for old people>>951591474
>>951612492Excellent use of soy sauce as diarrhea.
>>951590024>PSHHhhh
>>951589865>bmi 22fucking soyboy
Make a Pepe version and I'm sold
>>951600001bros why is she sitting backwards on the toilet
>>951616578Peak optimization
>>951596603I've never used a bidet
>>951616798I've been thinking about getting one of the aftermarket ones that attaches to a regular toilet
>>951616578Because you're supposed to set your chocolate milk on the back of it like a little table
>>951617021And as a home office
I am a toilet
I am become toilet
>>951592593>don't put dirty things in the machine designed to wash them
>>951589187Wait do people really get shit and piss all over the seat? wtf
>>9516221117 out of 10 anons suffer from skill issue
>>951622334The other 3 suffer from alcoholism
>>951619610>Research by the University of Arizona confirms that about 44% of household washing machines test positive for fecal bacteria in the drum. >Microbiology experts found that the average pair of undergarments contains roughly a tenth of a gram of fecal matter, releasing about 100 million E. coli bacteria into the wash water, which then contaminates subsequent laundry loads
Anons bragging about washing their clothes in e.coli
>>951589350Underrated comment.
>>951600337its call lifting the seat when you piss and washing the cover when it gets dirty
>>951589187They were very comfy and not hard to wash but they were a gimmick and nothing more
>>951589286my dog recommends carpet for the best ass wipeage
>>951600471>shin-chanI just hope this little Japanese lady sits on me for warmth and not the seat.
>>951596603>>951601395>>951616798You bidon't say?>>951616876100% go for it. Easy to install from toilet water line, and I think it halved my tp use at least. Only downside is it's a cold shot during winter.
>>951626967You can get heated ones
>>951624518That is a poorly constructed sentence. Do half of machines run below 60 C, or do half of the machines running at 60 C fail to kill germs?
>>951627181I believe all machines can reaches those temps. It's saying that even at that temp, only half of machines can do the job of killing certain germs
>>951595177Checked
>>951632756kek wtf
>>951589187These were so nice, if it was adults only they stayed pretty clean, we washed ours once a week. pooping on washday was awful, cold ass toilet seat.
>>951628056The machine just spins. Wouldn't the water temperature be more important?
>>951633188Not all machines are designed the same or spin the same. The agitators are different. The way it drains water is different. Not all of them hold water at that high temp for the same amount of time.
>>951633985Increase the temperature on your water heater.
>>951634735That's not addressing the same issue. I'm talking about machines that drop the duration of how long clothes are in hot water for based on their cycle times
>>951634785Then change your cycle times. Have you never done laundry before?
>>951635234Are you stupid or what? I'm not talking about my concerns with my own machine. The topic is that not all machines are created equal, hence not every household can deal with germs from shit-smeared fabric the same way.
>>951635289You just don't seem to be aware of all the different settings you can change.
>>951635851So you're an autist
>>951597415It's restarded that this can't be a thing. I mean place an air tight cabinet around it and not even know it's there.I've stayed in hotel rooms where there is a sink near the bed and it's based as fuck
My grandparents had a fully carpeted bathroom, including right around the toilet. But it was their on-suite bathroom so they never let anyone but them use it and they were careful about not letting it get gross.
>>951624426>The washer is infectedThen disinfect it with bleach.You could literally do a soak and scrub then rinse, then soap then rinse again.
>>951642923>place an air tight cabinet around itThat's called a bathroom and they exist already
>>951643087Your explanation is already covered in the post you replied to.
>>951643120>Just construct an entire addition to your home for a minimum of 65k dollars to house a hole, broTopkek wut?
>>951643134>>951643120>What about the e. Coli monster, bros?For e. Coli, on porous materials like wood and cloth, survival is shorter, typically 2 hours to 1 day.Just don't wash your e. Coli smeared clothing for 24 hours and the faggot e. Coli die on their own
>>951643137wtf are you talking about? Homes come with bathrooms. And why would you want the shitter next to your bed? Why reinvent the toilet roo?
>>951643194>Just don't wash your e. Coli smeared clothing for 24 hours
>>951643201>Posts closet conversion That's ideal right there, fren.However all the homes in my region have the bathroom down the hall from the bedrooms. I'm guessing to muffle sounds and stuff
>>951643236>Hur dur smart people contaminate their washing machines immediately Pile your e. Coli smeared clothing in a hamper, preferably one lined with a washable sock, then after the e. Coli have died, wash the garments free of their corpses in the washing machine
>>951643244>However all the homes in my region have the bathroom down the hall from the bedrooms.You guys don't have master bedrooms?
>>951643476Nope. I know what those are however we don't have them in this area. The homes here are only 1200 sq ft My ex gf whomst lived next county over had one in the master. We couldn't use it because the master was her mom's room
>>951643552Normally (in other places anyway) the master bathroom isn't the only bathroom in the house. There's at least one other bathroom that's in the hallway for the people who are staying in the other bedrooms. Sometimes there's an additional half bathroom for guests. A half bath being one that has a toilet and face basin but no shower/bathtub.
>>951589187There was a generation of these where the carpet was only on top of the seat and the bottom was vinyl I love a good carpeted bathroom floor also
>>951590024Those give me the ick more than the carpeted onesThey just feel bad idk
>>951601296That's called "caning"
>>951616876I view Americans without bidets as turd worlders
>>951643244Hey!I'm from Wanker too!
>>951643865Fucking kekLost so hard
There are anons who would defend this
>>951594904>put the toilet seat down!! 1!>no not like that!!
>>951601721Severely underrated post
>>951646569keke
>>951643865Yes there was the other next to the garage. That was the one we had access to. The master in her mom's room had a view of the swimming pool.
>>951646745Seriously though what are you guys eating that you can't take proper shits?
>>951591474I use these. They're not hard to clean and they're more comfortable than normal seats. If it gets a hole you replace it.
>>951652035Sometimes I eat too much fiber and it's like the turds are glued to the inside of my asshole.
>>951652787hydrate, my nigga. you need fiber and water for proper, goldilocks type of turds
>>951652914I drink so much water you wouldn't even believe it. I've already drank a gallon of water today.
>>951589350>not having an indentured servant twink to clean it who was born in to your service who you also fuck daily
>>951653038That's called a 'house boy'
>>951642923
Based or cringe?
>>951591833>>951598590Here's a middle ground for you.
