Celebs
>>951641597Excellent celeb
https://piksor.com/r/zGsd8RyzzMAnna jerk off room
I hope Anya can help me solve the tickle in my anus
>>951641818Pure Joy
>>951641818I want to slap my dick on this face till I cum
>>951641833She’s absolutely perfect
>>951641709Kendrick?Sawai?
>>951641884
>>951642265Maisie a cutie
Every thread is lookin' fine,Time to post for the thousandth time.Chair dirty... not happy.Switch personas and say, "Not me,"Reply to yourself enthusiastically.Chair dirty... dick rashy.Post the same old shit again,Reply to yourself as a friend.Chair dirty... feel crappy.Announce you're leaving, say goodbye,Then make ten posts, don't even try.Chair dirty... no familyTell the thread you've got real plans,Refresh the page with sweaty hands.Chair dirty... so clammyEach persona types the same,Ugly pedos, different names.Chair dirty... uncanny.Buy a sandwich, tell the board.Mention things you can afford.Chair dirty... sniff nappies.Premium channels, trips all day...Somehow online everyday.Chair dirty... not happy.
>>951642330Gorgeous
>>951641710Sure she is a great fingerer >>951642126Cute>>951642252Que raro ver a alguien hispanohablante por aquí
>>951642455>m
>>951641597>>951642252Not celebs
>>951642497Focusing on the big issues I see
>>951642455Beautiful >>951642497M for Maisie duh
What's the point of spamming this every thread? We get it.
>>951642847Logic won't work on him he's just one of the numerous mental cases that have latched onto the threads over the years. Just he happy he makes himself nice and easy to filter when he is acting like this.
My wife! :)
>>951643007Lower Daf....
There's a grief that can't be spokenThere's a pain goes on and onEmpty chairs at empty tablesNow my friends are dead and goneHere they talked of revolutionHere it was they lit the flameHere they sang about "tomorrow"And tomorrow never cameFrom the table in the cornerThey could see a world rebornAnd they rose with voices ringingAnd I can hear them nowThe very words that they had sungBecame their last communionOn the lonely barricade at dawnOh my friends, my friends, forgive meThat I live and you are goneThere's a grief that can't be spokenThere's a pain goes on and onPhantom faces at the windowPhantom shadows on the floorEmpty chairs at empty tablesWhere my friends will meet no moreOh my friends, my friends, don't ask meWhat your sacrifice was forEmpty chairs at empty tablesWhere my friends will sing no more
Only pedos like Les Mis :/
>>951642847I don't
>>951643114Betty Poop
Anya, Maisie and Daf in this thread, good lord
>>951643057Stop posting children, scum
>>951643254I don't post children and seeing you get frazzled motivates me to post more, you may continue
>>951643298Not a celeb, pedophile
>>951641643>>951642126>>951642624What is this? Are people having an unofficial competition about posting the most unattractive celeb in this thread or what?
>>951643324Fuck, so tight
>>951643321Good boy keep going
>>951643346Best legs
>>951643330yeah well if we did you would lose, loser.
>>951643366Stop posting you fucking retard, you are in the wrong thread. Fuck off to a socials thread
>>951643359Perfect pale goddess
>>951643403Meaner plz
>>951643409Can't get enough of her perfection
>>951643389Story of my life
>>951643382It's crazy to think her cute tiny bum is gone forever due to ed and/or glp1s
Look at this cute femboy
>>951643436>>951643485Not celebs
>>951643485No corly
>>951643509Really feels like your heart isn't in it anymore :/
>>951643523His name is gio something
>sighhhhhhh
>>951643559Still a no, Corly.
>>951643606Idk man he's pretty cute
>>951643657Fuuuu
One, two, three, four, fiveAll the personas in the thread, so come on, let's rideTo the celeb thread around the cornerMy doctor says I should go outsideBut I really don't wannaI wanna bust like I did last weekI posted trans armpits and they made me leakI like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and HunterAnd as I continue, you know they getting youngerSo what can I do? I really beg you, my LordTo me noncing is just like a sportAnything fly, it's all good, let me dump itPlease set in the trumpetA little bit of Monica, end my lifeA little bit of Erica, suicideA little bit of Rita, bum-bum bleedA little bit of Tina, stalk BeadyA little bit of Sandra, always wrongA little bit of Mary, life's too longA little bit of Jessica, I'm so madA wish I wasn't too ugly to trans
>>951643457Being a loser? We know.
When *aren't* you here?
>>951643730We're always here.
>>951643673>A wish I wasn't too ugly to transOuch
>>951643382Based Ari poster
>>951643774She will never look like that again you child craving creep.
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.Wouldn't you like to get away?Sometimes you want to goWhere everybody knows you're a namefag,and they're always glad you came.You wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the sameYou wanna be where everybody knows you're a namefagYou wanna go where people know, people are all the same,You wanna go where everybody knows you're a namefagYou wanna go where people know people are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knowsyou're a namefag.
>>951643794Woah woah woah slow down cowboy
>>951643885Fuck off, nonce.
The thread had gone quiet.He refreshed /cel/ for what must have been the thousandth time that night, waiting for one of his own replies to arrive.Then all three monitors blinked.Black.For the first time in hours, there was no thread... only the fart-filled room behind him, reflected in the glass. A motionless shape in the darkness. Greasy hair. Hollow eyes. Chin absent. A hideous, pedophilic face that looked strangely unfamiliar despite seeing it every day.The reflection smiled.It leaned closer than he had.In a voice barely above a whisper, it asked,"When *aren't* you here?"The stench of his own halitosis made him both sick and aroused.His monitors flickered back on.The thread had moved exactly one post.His own.>based
Kek when aren't you here got him bad
>>951643942I fucked your mom, your dad and your dog. Sorry I left you out.
>>951643971Stop posting, paedophile.
>>951643485Gio a CUTE
>>951644116who? a pornstar?
>>951644116Yeah he is
>>951644160Big culo
>>951644135Yes. Faceporn to be precise
>>951644183She would need a bunch of towels if she stuck her tongue out at me with those freckles
Why do paedophiles always reference "faceporn?"
>misgendering GiovanniDo better.
Anyone gooning to Anne's Faceporn?
>>951644011Stfu I'm NOT a pedophile, YOU are
>>951644256No, to Anya face porn
>>951644183>>951644252this is a man? why is he posted
>>951644256>>951644268Mentally ill nonces trying to deflect.
>>951644271Fap fuel
Dying of sepsis don't help
>>951644278>No image postedKill yourself nigger
>>951644321Lady Gaga has a nice anus
>>951644358
>>951644374>>951644374Is lady Gaga face porn approved?
>>951644420absolutely
Poor guy's triggered and doesn't have a clue how to get back at me :(
>>951644252Gio is a female towelboy, not to be confused with the usual male towelboys
>>951644424Definitely anus porn approved
>>951644420Um 6/10, her faceporn is above average
>>951644465Well that's just not cutting it
>>951644471Her height porn, though
Back to Anya then
>>951644471You gotta post more of her faceporn if you want to convince me
>>9516444893/10
>>951644489Masturbate gently but firmly to an old photo of your mom and dad.
Jenna Ortega Face Porn is highest rated
>>951644515Gross
>>951644515not rated higher than Taylor Swift
>>951644515Why is this?
>>951644532what site do you use
All this time and he hasn't been able to infer a single thing about me :(
>>951644365Who?
>>951644543Cheekbones and eye depth
Tay porno face?
>>951644553Taylor is highest rated and most popular on every site there is, always way higher than Jenna by far
What's bleach even about
>>951644580yes this is the most pornographic face
>>951644562She gets her (face) cheeks sucked every once in a while. That's cheating I think
>>951644532It is by people with taste
He's forced to project his own insecurities onto me :(
>>9516445808/10 very jerkable
>>951644601No rules in hollywood
I barely ever come around here anymore because always winning got boring :(
Where does Naomi rank?
>>951644489I want her to do cruel things to me or watch and laugh as her servants do them.
>>951644654Try having a wank
>>951644655Spurt on your mom's old photos
>>9516446551/10 she is dark and ugly
>>951644655-5
>>951644655Looks like she'd have hot feet
Merry early Christmas
>>95164461910/10>>9516446550/10
>>951644670>>951644672>>951644678Oh come on she's cute. And gets really really sweaty
Do (as in rate) my wife please.
>>951644706I think she's more about performing rather than being sexy
>>9516447096 for looks, 8 for energy.
>>95164470910 out of 10!
>>9516447097/10 very jerkable, and I wanna make her eyes pop out more as I cum down her throat. I know she is your wife but I had to do it to rate her properly
>>951644746A what?
>>951644746>>951644766Creeps.
>>951644733I appreciate u rating her energy high at least>>951644736Thank u!!>>951644746Nuh uh!>>951644758Shes mine sorry.What about Ella Vs friend?
did sersh quit posting too
>>951644863Troy drove nearly everyone away. Sersh, Choli, Alice.
sersh stopped posting because he got called a boner kill when trying to make posters cum
sersh's final post (deleted minutes later)https://archived.moe/b/thread/951553597/#951565047
Sersh come back
>>951644980Lol what a baby
Alice and Sersh would always give me boners
sersh always gave me the creeps
nu>>951644898
>>951645172why so early
>>951645206didnt like this one
>>951645172why split?
>>951645238didnt like this one
So who wants to frot?
>>951645273thats not how threads work
>>951645273Dumb.
>>951645292Fuck me, you won't.
>>951645341then why is everyone using it instead
New ass thread >>951645358
>>951645367Bend over and we'll see how tough you are.
why are there 3 threads now
>>951645428Some moron split the threads.
It really hits you in the soul when a dog has a bigger dick than you
>>951645443how is it 2026 and we can't catapult threadsplitters into the sun yet?
>>951645515Beats me, Hersh.
>>951645027Love cumming to Gals face
Butt thread is a fake one
>>951645736Your mom is a real one, though
>>951645532he stopped posting because you made it weird.
>>951644655Really nice blasian, also looks like she is funny during sex
Summer drinks !
>>951649416Fat nigger
>>951649452Fat nigger
Kill all morbidly obese people.
>>951650612>>951650570nut
>>951650704Gonna fuck my fleshlight and pretend it's her.
>>951650704>Greta's cabin reeking of sweaty sex
Do you think Xochi would be impressed with how much cum I've eaten for her?
>>951650735How Dare You!!
>>951641597THESE PEOPLE DON'T LOVE YOU BACK.
>>951650866>people are only just finding about Bea nowAmateurs
>>951650942Neither does your dad.
>>951650866I'm not attracted to her, just Greta
>>951650811How much?
>>951651071Not as much as for Anya but still a lot.
>>951651096Glad your dad's still shooting loads at his age.
>>951651096That's good, they're both worth it.
Too ugly to trans
>>951643298>>951643548>>951650811Those are NOT celebs
>>951644361NOT a celeb
>>951651704Bite me
lunch time goons
>>951651780
>>951651780>>951651879NOT a celeb
Study 6 year old children... they are the future. You wonder why billionaire loves children so much it's cause they study them and figure out all their interests and become billionaires because of it then they become sexually attracted to them but just try and get rich first.
>>951652104uh oh stinky
>>951652104What the fuck Troy
Severin was always so sweet in private I miss him the most
>>951652177He gone
what the fuck man
Mogging
She got rid of this one too.
>>951652586her teeth are hideous
she looks smart with glasses on
>>951652624>>951652586and that foot? WTF
Ello Thread
>>951652689
me in the back
>>951652689>>951652780Elsie is closest I could do.
The wife with friend Soapy!
>>951641638Ariana is a sexy thotWould never date her but would fuck the shit out of her
>>951653006What movie?
>>951643483At least we got a good nude pic from it
I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her... Y-You s-s-s-s-see... M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
>>95164447110/10 body but eh 5/10 face
>>951645161Wow I haven't thought of the Bailey twins in years
>>951653007Bald
>>951653046
>>951643506
>>951653200Thanks
>>951653271Don't we all anon...don't we all.
>>951653316Ummm I DO NOT wish I wish a cute, soft girl that flirted with boys and kissed them and sucked their cocks!
>>951653451You're in denial, Chad
>>951653451Say what?
>>951652780>>951653543damn
>>951653564Yessir!
>>951653564Babs calling you stupid. You just cope and repost his posts as a hobby
babs confirmed on matrix that he was not returning to the threads. this is an impostor.
Only pedos have matrix I seriously doubt Babs is on there.
lol
>>951653921>>951653921>>951653921>>951653921
>>951653928cool
