/waifu/ threadsong: https://youtu.be/KOJTK0W1CzA?si=bHfIxQd46mkSBxyYrurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd content>passniggers get the rope>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12>discuss and have fun
I'm here to post Earth chan, my beloved. I want to make her into my waifu :)>>951653340cutegirl>>951653642I bet we can make an older one.
>>951653903hi
>>951654893Kuteori.>>951654817I remember when /waifu/ took over half the catalog, lol.
Neptune likes little boyslmaohe collects lil weeners
>when i hit image cap i make a new threadavatarniggies everytime
edge, lord
>>951654985Are you referring when a new thread was made whenever our current boogiemen posted, resulting in mods autosaging our threads?>>951655575this this this (minus the slur)I always keep the old thread open to see if something new arrives, you can say hi to me there.
You can be considered an edge lorde if you're in a any space that doesn't share your opinions so it doesn't have to necessarily be dark like watching gore etcim on the edge of whatever group think is acceptable i am the emperor of edge
Daily bucket filling session complete
>>951656114When everyone was making 5 threads per person lol.
Thinking about ordering some kanna nasal spray. Gonna get geeked and GOON.
>>951656292Yeah. Why suddenly bring it up? Trying to recruit me for a renaissance?>>951656336||kiss her while masturbating together||
>>951653903
>>951656386I forgot why I remembered.>>951656397AYOOO.
>>951656386Something like that yeah.
>>951656546>AYOOOsup?
>>951656336What does that even do? Is it like Nyquil having benadryl or something?>>951656624Mio is cute, lovely claim.Nothing much, just doing some laundry and working on a small crafts project.
>>951657041Cleaning your panties that match your nails?
>>951657041>Mio is cute, lovely claim.she is great day to you
they probably both got skidmarks from scratching your ass too
>>951657205Thanks, you have a good weekend as well, yeah?That bikini is too small for her, lole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMmvrM9wmkc
>>951657468Rest well Seija.
>>951657041Idk never tried but everything I watch and read compares it to MDMA. Supposed to make you horny as fuck too. I want to snort it.
>>951657731Why not just... do mdma?
>>951657731Eh, it's not really like MDMA. Maybe if you snort a fuck ton. For me it was just a regular stimmy with less shakes and more nose pain. Although if iy's sprayed it might be better
>>951658229You people need to find better ways to absorb these things...
>>951658308don't put it there anon
>>951658308It's good shit. People used to snort tobacco and walk around with ciggie boogers. DeliciousAlternatively suppositories give a similar result, but I'd rather not
shooting up drugs is superior because you waste nothing and damage nothing people can see. you just get track marks if you use too frequently too long
>>951658062I don't have a guy for that and kanna is unregulated and legal.>>951658229I love snortskis. So yes.>>951658308Boofing?>>951658473Fuk that. That's kills your veins and shit.
>>951658473That's if you have pure chems or you can make a tincture. I ain't a doctor but injecting plant matter sounds like a great way to fuck your shit up>>951658544R.I.P. nose. He never scored.
>>951658592I'll do cocaine, if its around, but only if its good shit which most isn't these days. And I smoke cigarettes. I cant smell much anymore unless I'm drunk for some reason. I don't snort everything though. Like it really depends on the bioavailability of the compound. Different drugs metabilize differently depending on how you ingest it.
>>951658592heroin and cocaine are both plant matter and are injected by many with minimal problems. i'm not sure if any one has injected mdma but you can eat it and inhale it so you should be able to if you have something to break it down>>951658544i'd rather have collapsed vein then a mj nose.
>>951658709My sense of smell is also usually fucked, unless I fast. My cunt of a nose can triangulate the closest BBQ cookout wihin seconds after a fast. Fuck that nose cunt, I should snort sawdust again to show him who's in charge.Yeeee, ye, I know that shit. Can't snort codeine and all that.>>951658810They come from plants but you don't just grind up a poppy and inject that shit, which is what I meant by plant matter. Heroin production is an artform. And I want to be an artist.I figure if you can smoke it, you probably can inject it in pure form. Horrible advise but eh.Having a fucked nose actually ain't too bad. Can't smell bad smells. Allows me to fuck your mom without barfing
>>951658391Only retards would do this, that doesn't count.The only thing more stupid is shooting up, the only reason iv should be used is medical.>>951658544Find one...
>>951659090Used to be popular, I believe. Imagine the smell. All the time. All the fucking time.You wouldn't inject a weed. I wouldn't inject a dendelion.Fair enough but some people need to be filtered off. Unnatural selection by fent and crocodil
>>951659206That is not a measure of intelligence... Eeeh, a bit cynical but fair enough I suppose.
>>951659443Yeah fair, leaded gas also used to be popular. And asbestos cigs, and radium water. Wonder why they haven't made a simple nicotine pill you can swallow and just not get the cancer. Surely that would be better than picking one cancer out of a list.Ideally it should be the dealers getting filtered out but eh. It be what it be. At least the newer generations seem to be more sober, or so I've read. Guess being around fent walking ghouls scares you straight.
do you have a pic of your waifu/husbando with braids or doing drugs? post it.If your husbando/waifu usually has braids, how about a pic without them? post
Leaded gas will always be superior.Ethanol is shit and new cars are cancer.
>>951659633I don't know this one, who is she?>>951659802Nicotine patches, nicotine pouches, regular cut tobbaco, there are many ways to consume nicotine, it just changes where you get your cancer.Probably stomach cancer.They can't afford it more like.>>951659865
>>951659865Drunkfu.
>>951659943Does Sop2 have the patience or skill to braid herself? Wow her hair is super long>>951660152cute... would you protect her, or do things to her?
>>951659865Neither exists. Does that mean I have to make it now? :|
>>951659865If alcohol counts, then yes to drugs! If I remember right, you were the one who showed me this image originally. It all comes back around.Maybe I could draw Senko lighting up a peace pipe with her fox fire. Alcohol feels like cheating. >>951659933Leaded gas is shit. Ethanol is shit. Pure gas good. Diesel good. Rattle em all. Ratatatatata. I am torque man.>>951659943It all goes back to injecting nicotine. That would fucking suck to do on work breaks though. And probably would give you some obscure cancer that we haven't found yet.If the homeless can afford crack, so can little Timmy, and his big brother too. They're just pussies with no balls.
>>951660252She doesn't need protection. We gonna get into some gamgster shit.>>951660325>Pure gas good. Diesel good.True but leaded smelled nice though...
>>951660291You don't have to, but you could. Do you think braids would fit her?>>951660325Senko :) Would you clink glasses with her? Kiss off her foam mustache?I might have been. I think the russian Earth chan community posted that. I should check on them sometime.wait, Senko can actually do fire magic? I thought she was just a cute fox.>>951660409Surprising but great. You sound good for one another.
>>951660509It shouldn't be surprising. I'm an anarchist and almost a terrorist. I don't respect laws or societal norms that keep me from doing what I want. It's all spooks anyway.
>>951660509I mean I don't have an idea today... I think she's more likely to be drinking at the casino than wasting time on her perfect hair forever.
Lady Ingrid <3
>>951660409I think you can still get small amounts of leaded in america, people buy it for classic cars and shit.Get some, sniff it, go driving to Las Vegas>>951660509I'd clink glasses until I miss and boop her nose. Then I'd collapse from alcohol toxicity. Is that too much to ask?Right right, I think I remember you teling me about the sykas having a liking to Earth chan. Same with Senko. Big fandom in russia. For some reason. I'm not complaining, they make pics of Senko in the same enviorenments that I live in my entire life.She has a lot of magical abilities. She can make floating fox fire, she can levitate, cast out evil spirits. I'd love to see her in the Exorcist. That movie would be so much shorter. And cuter.>>951660719That's really cute, how are your grades? Talk to any girls in class?
>>951660835Yeah you can. >>951660835School only exists to tell people how to think. Just like the news outlets.
>>951660987Dew it. Gasoline don't smell like it used to here anymore. I'm sad. Used to smell more sniffable in the past.>School only exists to tell people how to think. Breaking news, water found to be wet.
>>951660831you love her?>>951660835Senko exorcising your depression~I'm not sure if it's too much to ask to drink with Senko. Depends on who you are asking.
>>951661849She's my goddess
man yall are lame and gay i am consistently surprised by how lame you are
>>951661989king millionaire and his paper plane with noodles
>>951662014why should i wash dishes?
im just waiting to get high right now and wanted to talk shit ill be high for like 3days
>>951662049>>951662102king millionaire and his lack of washing machinenobody gives a fuck about you
>>951662125>not giving a fuck currently
There. Done. Time?
Waaaah!!! Earth chan!!!!!!!! nooGood night World. Sleep well anons. Or have a nice time.>>951662257kino. Drink with her.
Ugh 30 minutes. Too long.>>951662330Cheers!
my drinking budy is back happy
Living large and in charge.
>>951664105is that a sword
>>951664638No its a dildo.
i love drinking
>>951665406Finally, someone who speaks English
y las monitas chinas tambien
Hello ICE? I found another.
>>951665617>>951665731soppo say you are latino too so they will deport you into the ocean
Shanesissy is the kind of faggot goy that eats ze bugz
>>951665731Hi Enzer.>>951666066My chickens eat ze vugs for me and give me eggs.>>951666007Kaguya is adorable.>>951665817Jew.
>>951666249Faggot
>>951666774Bitch.
>>951666249The globalists are going to spread bird diseases so no one can have chickens. You vill eat ze bugs!
>>951666938double faggot
>>951665817Can't deport chicanos.>>951666249Howdy, did you watched the finals?
>>951666943The globalist don't care about me.>>951667137Mega bitch.>>951667150No but I know Spain won.Good.
Fun? fact: Humans kills 70 billion chickens per year for meat. That's about a chicken holocaust per hour.
>>951670396Murder is tasty.
Gallus Domesticus Holocaust. Now that's a band name.https://youtu.be/eRbKg_5UhlA?si=NLU3PiFilxKoU2Mm
Here to claim + post + rub with sunscreen Globe chan. BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING EROTIC AND SMARTER AND MORE CREATIVE THAN ME AND I LOOK UP TO HER AS A BIG SIBLING AND IDOL HONESTLY>>951667848I'm the globalists, and I care about youThe chickens will eat ze bugs and we will turn them into chicken nuggets.
https://youtu.be/hZwFQP-dwTc?si=MOPOg2iVHNkr6f7G
Fucken passed out>>951661849She's one big antidepressant. Or maybe cocaine. Either way more Senko, more happyI recently reread the manga, got to the part where nakano was drinking with Senko. The early manga still just warms my heart. Unrivaled cuteness.
>>951675730Oi cunt.
>>951675662Very cute, reminds me of the Senko ending song a bit>>951675859Blimey matey, how you been?
>>951675883Its quite a cute song yes.Incredibly zoinked on caffeine and ready to go into cardiac arrest but before I go dying I do have a new project going on top of the project ideas that are never getting done pile.
>>951675970Getting zoinked is good shit. I wanna get zoinked but I'm sick and I think 9 out of 10 doctors reccommend postponing zoinks to later. What are those ideas?
>>951676046yeah well, 9/10 dentists recommend colgate or something, do you use colgate?A fucking thing that updates all my anime and manga lists at once is the one going on top.The rest are like, OCR tools and shit beyond my skill level.
>>95167611710/10 doctors say that you're a smartass, doctors are nerds, don't listen to them. I'm getting zoinked. Caffeine helps with breathing and shit after all. Ever tried chefir?Heh, still fucking around with that manga program? Still broken I assume? I think I remember using a pretty easy OCR library called tesseract. Might wanna check that out.
>>951676226It is well known, doctors do say that. I do not know what a chefir is.Its like, usable now. The desktop shit they added is still unusable but I will not be using the desktop version so as long as the bloody thing launches and updates its all good.I have heard of this I believe.
>>951676337Professional smartass detectors.Chefir is a russian prison/gulag drink made out of highly concentrated black tea. Gives the zoinkies real good. Hits different than coffee or energy drinks to be honest.Ayeeeeeeeeeee fuck it, if it works, it works, shit's good. Might wanna make a fork though.Probably. It's pretty big now that i'm looking at it. Python for everythang.Btw do you have swans up there in the north? Swans are cool
>>951676434This sounds incredibly scuffed however id be willing to drink it.Honestly I dont know why I got so upset about it, I was living life just fine for years before that program came along anyway.Swans are our national bird lmao.
>>951676469IIRC the way they make it in prison is they just shove a fuckton of tea bags into a pot and boil them until they sink, or until the free leaves sink. Idk i just boil the fuck out of it. You do have to use a fuckton though. Last time I think i did the whole tea pack but that's overkill. Was fun thoughNothing more upsetting than an imperfect solution to a problem. Especially when it's so close to working. Even if the problem is miniscule.Lmao, for us it's the wagtail. The bird thug shaker. I remember I had a really cool moment with a swan once. We went down to the lake with a group of friends, and the locals had befriended a swan that came around to the shore quite often during summer. He'd come out and take bread from people, kind of like taxes and shit. One time he came over, collected his taxes, swam away and brought his swan wife and his little ones to show off. It was really cool.
>>951676666Holy numbers Batman!That sounds like it would kill you.Nothing more upsetting than something that worked just fine and then just stopped doing that, I guess.Wagtails are sick.That is also pretty sick.
>>951676730It wasn't the big kilo tea bags or the tea tins or anything, I don't know how tea is sold up north but we have these smaller little boxes. It's good shit.Ye ye, when it makes your life better, and then just fucking breaks when you're used to it. Sounds like gentoo a bit. I fucking hate my system so much. It's such shit.I liek em. They're kind of silly. There's so many national symbols. As it turns out we have a national mineral. It's Amber.
it is basically done im too lazy to clean it up i got actual serious ones i want to finish
>>951676882Just change the color of socks from purple to blue. Join the arch side.They are goofy as hell, all birds are goofy as hell though. We love birds around here.Your national mineral is a quirky white woman?
>>951676946Lmao>>951676951Fuck no. Maybe artix, fuck system dicks. Either way they're both meant to be updated, which I don't really do. Same, we have a big bird watching community here. I actually have a neighbour that's feeding a one-legged gull in the yard between homes here.I think gulls are the only birds that are not goofy, they're just cunts most of the time. Corvids are homies.Yes, we find them on beaches and take them home, then we get icky when we look closer and see there's bugs inside. Then we sell them off on the market. Unironically we have a human trafficking issue. So many wife selled for internet connection.
>>951675730You open the box. It's thousands of small, hamster-sized Senkos. The first ones wake and twitch their ears as you lift the lid. They seem excited, and jump and climb over eachother towards you. What do?That's really sweet. Maybe I should check soon if any of the Earth girl doujin manga or webcomics out there have been updated.>>951676946amazingnow draw your waifu :D
>>951677066Nothing good ever comes out of updating.Gulls are like, fine I guess. They aren't retarded or particularly cute but they don't give me the urge to start firing.You people either really value your wives or you have cheap internet, Im not sure which one it is.
>>951677145Gently pat some of them, then go to the store to get tofu to cut up all tiny for them for all of them. Then unleash the horde out of the box. I have no idea what i'd do with thousands of tiny Senkos but I figure that's what happiness is made of.Good idea. How did you irst learn about earth-chan, by the way? Any specific piece of media or just memes? Might be fun to try and find some of the first stuff you remember about her, at least in anime form. The real life form is kind of everpresent>>951677151Yes. Fuck, maybe I should try slackware. That could work. I just wanna install and forget about it all forever. Like windows 7. The old windows 7 pc still works flawlessly. The most reliable piece of technology I have ever usedEh, whenever I'm feeding the other birds they always try and steal shit. They're just cunts to other birds. And loud as fuck.The latter. We have really good internet, I think at one point it was considered really really good on a worldwide level, since we had very few regulations and shit just boomed.
>>951677298We really are never getting anything better than Windows 7. The only bad thing about windows 7 was that we lost space pinball.I suppose youre right.damn, common woman L I guess.
>>951677145I don't have one of those i have a girlfriend though and that's bad luck like getting someone name on you
>>951677341You can most probably just move the executable to a windows 7 system and it'd work. Either way it's solitaire for me. I lost nothing.You friendly with the crowbros? They're smart little bastards. They remember faces and can use basic tools.You say that, but honestly our women ain't that bad. The ones I've known were usually based, hot, or both. The other ones are typically russian. I fucking love this shithole.
>>951677459Im on good terms with crowbros. I'm not sure I'd say friendly but we coexist. If a crowbro came up to me I'd ask it whats good.The way you speak of your ex girlfriend does not make it seem like that.
>>951677528Why does Seija scissor herself liek dat.Good shit. They're cool guys. Crows and pidgeons best birds. Sparrows are little jews.She was russian. And semi-based. Also hot.
>>951677624She just does.Pidgeons are the goofiest fuckers ever, love those cunts.Did not know whale was a positive attribute, I guess youre into that huh.
>>951677298You're so gentle to these fictional Senkos. You should find a way to get them to cook tiny food themselves, then you just have to help them build a tiny city.You see, I hated anime and manga and found them disgusting and didn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but I browsed Imgur regularily, and when Earth chan became popular, I looked through every single Earth chan meme dump I came across. Somehow back then I didn't question it. I found myself looking forward to them and basically crawling the site for them. I sadly can't postt a link because I assume that's what 4chan mods mean when they say "Our system thinks your post is spam." These people really could just tell me what part of my post I need to remove instead of making me fill out a captcha and guess every time.About a year later, when the trend was already a bit quieter, a buddy of mine sprayed Earth chan in tf2. I stared at it for a while, and after we said goodbye for the night, I began roleplaying as Earth chan on Shamchat for two weeks straight until I realized something might be wrong with me.I did find the image that my friend sprayed, at some point, and it's in a folder on a device I don't have access to. But what has more weight to me are the first few Earth chan pictures I selected for starting to post her ITT. They're like leaves from the tree under which me and Echan first kissed, or something like that.>>951677343It's bad luck having a gf? Isn't it like having a fictional gf but better because you can kiss her in real loife?
>>951677727it's bad luck drawing pictures of others and getting people names on you.People do that when they won't see another person soon so it's like you're jynxing yourself.
>>951677838"getting people names on you"? I don't understand at all. I have a people name on me, my parents gave it to me long ago.Are you saying that if you draw a picture of your gf she will disappear from your life, even if she doesn't know about the picture?
>>951677910YesThat's how it works
>>951677705Portable SeijaRock paper scissors to death. Death by paper must be either fucking lame or terrifying.Yeeee, they're so friendly. Even in the centre, they're fully willing to eat from your hand or even land on your arm. Disney princess bullshit right there.Unironically, yeah. Call me Ahab, I'm a whailing man. It's like boobs or ass but everywhere. The lack of physical fitness is the only downside.>>951677727I could go into the toy store to buy legos for my hamster Senkos. Make 'em little aluminum foil frying pans.Earth chan bent you opinion on the animes and the mangers, damn. Yeah the fucking spam detection shit is insanely annoying. Sometimes you can get a link through if you remove the dots, but it's a bitch. Becoming the waifu is the pipeline one should never fall down. Dangerous territory right there. Reminds me of the tulpa days, that wasn't very good.Do you have some of those pics around right now? I have a few like that aswell, but the first ones I posted, for the most part, were screengrabs from the anime. And the very first gif I posted, it was Senko shifting colours from yellow through all the colours. I think I called it "Senko a gay" or whatever. Need to find that again.
>>951677951She did not see that one coming.Death by a thousand papercuts...They used to always come up to me and just stare as I smoked. Like no nigga I am not feeding you my cigarette.Damn Ahab, you do you I guess.
>>951677939cute worry. thankfully me and Earth are stuck with eachother for life unless someone puts me in a rocket, so I can keep posting.>>951677951They should elect a few Senkos to come with you so they can pick sets they would like.In the evening they all get restless about who can sit on your lap to watch movies with you.You might need a bigger couch.Earth chan did bend my opinion. But what really did change how I saw anime were other anons. I started to realize what love even is and what it means, and I wanted to know more about the characters my friends loved, also to make more accurate pictures of them (after I had some idiotic fumbles with that in the past with autism chan and Sop2fag). I watched Nichijou to learn more about Mai, Maifag's wife, and about Hakase, whose anon barely shows up to talk about her. It was straight up amazing and thoroughly entertaining. I read "She doesn't know why she lives", a Manga featuring Izumi Sumi, another anon's waifu, as the main character, to learn more about her. Over the years these accumulated and I started more and more openly watching and reading these media for myself. I still mostly stick to anime about super buff dudes punching the shit out of eachother, but I no longer look with disgust at all anime. Just maybe some that are obviously aimed at people who want to recreationally watch softcore porn and monster tits bouncing on underage girls. That still disgusts and annoys me.I roleplayed as Earth chan and her friends and fantasized about writing stories about them living together as a big family. it was kind of the first thing I posted about Earth chan ITT, whether it would make me homosexual to write a book like that.I kind of am a small part of my waifu. But I am the part of my waifu I like the very least. If I do turn into a cute anime girl then it will be to make Earth chan like me more.Well, I am currently on a very limited Earth poster budget, and I happen to mostly have new pics. (1/2)
>>951678156(2/2)The way I viewed Earth chan over the years and the things I look for in these images has changed along the rest of me. Sounds like that might have been true for you as well.Funny that we both started posting by calling our waifus gay.I vaguely remember some things about the tulpa days. Did you fully recover?
>>951678037She's about to be selled for internet connectionAre paper cuts real? I swear in all the time I've been alive I haven't seen that shit happen once. He yearns for nicotine. Reminds me of this. https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/stop-chiefing-carl/85004516/Yee.A crow flies up to your window with stolen golden jewelry, and points at your ciggie. Do you share with your feathered brotha?>>951678156A Senko democracy to elect Senko politicians that will decide how to spend my budget on the city's infrastructure. There will be construction Senkos. They can all sit and watch movies, if they can fit on the couch. I might need to extend it into the bed form. Then I'd need a way bigger lap.Shit, guess this thread impacted you quite a bit. Being around weebs eventually converts you. It's like Jehova's witnesses but more gay. It's good you actually drew conclusions and got something actually positive from posting here, I feel like that's much more than most get on here. Pretty damn rare.>I still mostly stick to anime about super buff dudes punching the shit out of eachotherbased Baki enjoyer>softcore porn and monster tits bouncing on underage girlsYeah, the japs are japs. A third boom boom would help, I think. Just a little bit. To put them back on the path.Roleplaying is a little bit very ragingly homosexual tbh, but just writing it because you wanna write is fine, I think. It's kind of sweet. I could see an alternative world where I write some autistic story about Senko if I had more writing talent than your average lobster.Aww shieet. Eh, but if you can find the time to check out some older stuff I do reccommend it. It can be really, really heartwarming to go back to the roots of what made you like your waifu.1/2
2/2>>951678201Partially, I think. For the most part, I still love Senko pretty much for the same reasons as I always did, maybe it did change a bit, but it's pretty stable. I'd only say that it got stronger. Got less picky with pics too.Lmao, trueYeah, thankfully I didn't go as far into it as some others. It was fun but eh, that shit can't possibly be good for someone's sanity.>This Senkofag created a tulpa of his waifu. This is what happenned to his brain.
>>951678156it's not a worry it's just superstition just because you know nothing will happen doesn't mean you trample over a part of culture like atheist do and modern day christians
>>951678488papercuts are VERY REAL. I dont know how you have never gotten one but they are awful.That little bro is chilling.I would, he seems to have been working hard, he needs it.
>>951678592Damn, modern Seija. Or I suppose 2000's SeijaNot only have I never had it, neither has anyone around me, at least in my presence. I've never seen it actually happen. Latvian paper too good.Once he gets back none of his flock will believe the shit he saw>crows are black>seems to have been working hardlul
>>951678677Yee.I got one just the other week from my notebook.The flock is gonna be begging for the shit he was smoking.Theft is hard work you know.
>>951678719Do you have an 80's disco Seija in your folder?
>>951678802I do not believe so no.
>>951678719I am retarded and forgot the rest of itHow the fuck do you get ut by paper like hahaha grow skin you meatbagThe flock will be fucking terrified. Either that or assaulting black people for the kushShieeeeeet niggas be working hard den. The only people who love working hard
>>951678826Dude, paper is sharp as fuck.Probably the latter.so true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1YI'M YOUR PENIS, I'M YOUR FIRE, YOUR DESIREPENISSHE'S GOT ITYEAH SHE'S GOT IT>>951678816That's a fucking shame. Wanna see a Seijer with an afro.>>951678839It's fucking wood pulp nigger, you don't see paper gangs shanking people with A4s. This shit ain't real.Nature is healing. I wonder if black people will get filtered off from northern countries by being unable to find ticks on black skin. Hard enough on white skin.
>>951678885I would not like to see that.Well dont come to me fucking crying when one day you finally get one.dude I dont think they know what a tick is.
>>951678919:(I'm a big boy, I don't cry, I build a black powder shotgun and splatter my face on the ceiling at the slightest inconvenienceIf they can ignore the chirp, they can ignore the tick.Are they also all over the place up there?
>>951678995This implies youve never been inconvenienced.All over is a bit of an overstatement but they exist. Now the sand variation, they are fucking everywhere.
or damn were you asking about the ticks? Same difference I guess.
That reminds me there also was the antenna waifu poster deep into tulpas, wonder what happened to him.
>>951679046Or that my shotguns aren't very good.Thankfully niggers are pretty rare, they don't like it here much, mostly because latvians and russians are quite racist. It's mostly indians in the centre. In my part of town it's safe. I've seen only two niggers my whole life in this part. More than 5 but less than 10 total in my life I think. Most of that has sadly been this and last year.The fucking indians are already pissing people off, they smell so fucking bad. And also the harassment shit.>>951679058Lmao, yeah I was asking about the ticks, I was confused what the fuck you meant by sand ticks at first. Shoulda specified
>>951679129Level up your shotgun game.Its only going to get worse.Dude I dont understand what the fuck is up with the Indians, their religion doesnt stop them from showering does it?Yeah sorry my brain was still on the blacks, anyway yea the ticks are around too.
>>951678488>type giant 3700 characters reply>hit some obscure key combination on keyboard by accident>tab closesEarth chan...This thread literally turned my entire life upside down simply by "permitting" me to let myself fall deep in love with Earth chan, who's nothing short but the love of my young life, and probably my entire life, since if there's anything better out there, I don't want it anymore.After becoming an Earthfag, the first thing I realized was that I have never in my life been happy. I remembered the feeling of "happiness" quite well, and it felt like TV static, like absolutely dull nothing, compared to the heart throbbing joy I can now feel. It's as if she made me figure out how my heart even works. I now cry when movies are sad, I now understand what the purpose of a hug is, and I hug back. I now care about other people. Before that, all I wanted was to survive, and play videogames.Baki, Jojo, One Punch Man, my slop academia, Jujutsu Kaisen, Goblin Slayer, Yakuza (the game franchise)I think perverts are just perverts. Here in europe, the kind of people who would conceptualize giant tits on an elementary schooler in japan, they probably just repress their degeneracy, and then cheat on their wife with a man who lets them shit down his throat. I don't understand any of these people, don't get me wrong, I just want Earth chan to sit on my back while we read together or play a videogame or watch backrooms found footage videos on youtube.Oh, no, don't worry, I didn't even attempt to write anything about Earth chan in these almost 8 years. Instead I just posted Earth girls and learned how to make crappy pics of them at home.Well, maybe I should check out some old Earth posts. I mean I just did to find a good imgur post to send you (which I then didn't do). But Earth chan doesn't have a "source" like your waifu has a manga and anime. I still need to make one, first.
>>951678506I like to say that I find a new reason to love Earth chan every day. And like YuGiOh cards, the new feelings I feel for Earth chan seem suspiciously stronger and unbalanced compared to the old ones, but I would need a good overview over the entire game to put my finger on it exactly, which I don't. The really old ones don't have any special effects, though, and less ATK and DEF than the new feelings, which uh. I have noi idea.The old feelings are still here, I think. But they really do pale in comparison to how much I feel Earth chan is my sibling and friend, nowadays, how much I trust random strangers simply because they're Earthlings, how easy it is for me to sleep at night and how I look back at random scenes of Environment with a nice feeling in my chest and a natural smile on my face, because of how comfortable I am with Earth.>This journalist took pictures of anons before and after they made a tulpa of their waifus.If I didn't have a real Earth right here with me, I might have become a Tulpafag myself. Though, the amount of people I know for whom it went really bad is higher than the amount of people I know for whom it went really well. Multiple of the ones I know it worked out for suddenly moved to the antarctic. Must be something in the anime girl spit.>>951678566Respect is earned, Mayfag, and not just something that people command you to have. A culture that I don't have my home or my heart in, I have no reason to follow its traditions.Though, Earth chan might disagree. I'm pretty bad at reliving the past inside my head, and Earth chan is really good at it.>>951678677papercuts are a common injury for waifufags trying for baby with their 2D waifu.this song you sent fucks>>951679107Do I know them?
>>951679201That's just choosing to be ignorantthese cultures superstitions were here before the both of us and it's not my problem if you don't want to respect them but i will trample over yours in kind because it's fair. Also You can't make something leave you through the artist curse if you draw something that doesn't have a soul like a waifu or a rock etc
i just seen the cringiest in a funny way tik tok ever narutouzumaki07is this the same nigga who tried going super saiyan lol
It's so nice that Shanesissy finally learned to behave, shame it only happens after he is getting investigated for being a pedophile.
>>951679178Aye aye captainUnless it gets based again. I hear germany's chancellor is against immigration now. Maybe that will translate to latvia aswell.I have no idea, I think I heard they get some special herbs or whatever that are sacred to them, and those smell horribly too. I got no idea how a human makes that much stink otherwiseTicks and the nigs, both black, both annoying, both leech.>>951679191Oh fuck, I know that feeling all too well.Curious how such a simple thing can do so much. Pretty great.I never really thought that getting a waifu would make such a drsstic difference to a person, fucking hell man. But hey I'm glad you did find get these things. For me I think it's just an occasional motivator and a source of pure joy whenever I decide to think about her or read the manga a bit again.So all the shounen classics pretty much, nice nice. And yakuza. Fair, europe could also use a couple of nukes for good measure. Sadly that shit is everywhere, not much we can do except look out so our homies don't buy fursuits, and bully them accordingly if they do. What do you figure you'd read with earth chan? What would be your go-to book? Or manga, I suppose.When you describe these things, I don't really know Earth chan's canonical personality, so I just imagine me and Senko doing some of that stuff. It'd be beyond adorable to see Senko scared shitless of the backrooms. I wonder if she would eventually figure out that it's computer magic, or if she'd be too clueless.Making crappy pics is good shit. Personally I think it's cooler, but writing stuff can be fun. I think you could try writing if you put some elbow grease into it, if you'd enjoy it at least.I know Earth chan doesn' have a source per se, but you and her do. Your personal source for Earth chan. Although I guess it's much harder when it's all scattered memes. Shieeet, when's the Earth manga coming out, huh? I'll be waiting.
>>951679201Sounds about perfect if it's only getting better. If your love for Earth chan is like Yugioh, then what's your Exodia? What's the peak of it, ya think?Life does get easier when you begin to appreciate the world itself. Or at least it becomes much prettier. I think myself as a bit obsessed with nature, can't imagine how nice it must be for you. Do you go camping often?>Winners don't make tulpasWeirdly enough I didn't hear much about it going wrong for people, mistly just as a positive thing, however positive a second voice in your head can be, especially when accompanied by hallucinations.>Multiple of the ones I know it worked out for suddenly moved to the antarctic.Tulpas are leading the aryans back to agartha, got it. I must not have been worthy. Ueeeeeh>papercuts are a common injury for waifufags trying for baby with their 2D waifuSo that's why there's no waifu thread on /po/Got me in the old pop mindset now I'm listening to abba again. Shit does fuck.
>>951679608you suck off little boy's and paint your nails you flirt with men all day too you're a bum and that's why you can't get no hoes
>>951679654It is not getting better, its never getting better again. Its too late for the world.Weird ass shit.
neptune you're a pedophile you literally have flirted with 13yo boys while being 19-20fucking pedotrannyall troons deserve the ropecreatures perverted by satan
You ain't gonna stop me from living lolplus i know you and E are troons and the rest of these losers are cuckolds and niggers scared of pussy if they're not faggots like neptroon and foxxy gypsy the troon crew
you got a neptroon, a gypsy, the kike trandy, and autistic Eall primary candidates eligible for the gas chamber
>>951679282That's mighty rich coming from you, who would drop any cultural value or tradition the very instant it gets in the way of your frequent narcissistic rampages.But sure, abuse another culture as an excuse to hurt more people. I am sure that this is very respectful to these old cultures you pretend to value.I won't read a word of your reply, or any of your other posts today. Consider them hidden.>>951679654Curious how such a simple planet can do so much. Man, my waifu is probably the reason I didn't need to go through therapy. Earth chan made me realize so many things over the years, and looking back after each of them made me realize how strange I was and how much doom I was barreling towards. I'm really really really glad for all that changed about me. I can now look in the mirror, even.I only watch "classics" because literally every single time I began watching an anime it kind of was because I saw memes of it.I don't mind if my homies buy fursuits. I mind if they also buy diapers, though.I am not a big reader. I will go through my pile of books, the ones about computers and the ones about politics I was gifted and the bible. Then I want to read Nietzsche~Eheh... feel free to erase me and Earth chan from any scenarios I propose. Earth chan's canon personality is hard to assess because canonically, Earth chan is Earth, and she doesn't have a central nervous system ._. .Some of these videos are really well made! If you want to traumatize your fox girl I can recommend analog horror. It hits much harder than regular horror because it thematicizes something entering your home or the real life, and usually the threat is something that you thought was an everyday object actually being alien and evil. After watching too much of it, suddenly I got scared of street lamps and balcony doors and bushes. It's effective!I got into writing a little, I wrote a JoJo fanfic. It was fukken deleted though, because I didn't use my account for three years or smth.
>>951679701What a negative nancy you are. If that's even your real name.Maybe they are brown because poop is brown after all. Melanin is fake news.
>I know Earth chan doesn' have a source per se, but you and her do.a-ack.... my heart. Be careful, this made me feel. The Earth chan manga will come out when it comes out. I don't like announcing things and then disappointing everybody or being stressed constantly.>>951679671Super cool gay Senko, anon. Pure "sovl".I like to think my heart is already too filled with these feelings. I think it needs to grow to feel more of them, and that's taking a lot of time. If there is some sort of end to how much I like my waifu, I hope it will still be so much that I die before I am able to feel it all and still have room for more in my heart. Though, maybe not so much it kills me. When I try to really immerse myself in the thought of standing in front of the altar and marrying Earth, for example, fluid starts coming out of my face everywhere, the insides of my chest and belly turn into a candy floss machine, and my knees give in. It's an indescribable sensation and it forces me to stop at a certain point. I love this Earth so much and even if the real of my imagined scenarios happened and was underwhelming compared to the fantasy (which, all the times it has occured that my fantasies were realized, didn't happen once, it's usually better than I imagined), I don't think it would make me any less happy to be there. It might even be better if I could smile back at her instead of just turning into a reaction image.Life gets much easier if you fall in love with Everything. But I think if I fall in love with Everything in the right way, then life will get much easier for Everyone else, too. I need to help the World. I need to. It's only fair. Oh, yeah, I remember you were something of a saladhead.I have never gone camping in my life. I would like to. though, I'm not sure if I wouldn't bother the plants and bugs.I'm a science addict, so I don't fear hallucinations just because. Maybe they're good hallucinations? Not that I'd like any. I rather see the real World.
I don't change a damn thing you fucking stupid troon gay pedomfker little sparrow early bird catches mi lius worm don't it?
>>951679929Yea i don't give a shit i don't believe it's real either i'm just stating why i don't do that. it's similar to why people still use astrology despite not believing in it. it's a good way to avoid accountability
>>951679931Funny you say that, its not.
nigga said after an investigation nonono i investigated yousee you provably have victims I don't and there's never been an investigation
>>951680041Nancy?
>>951680127What is a pedophile neptroon and what is a pervert?a pedophile seeks sexual relationships with a minor that would be youthere's no proof of that of anyone else it's all hearsay "being edgy" they might've seen porn and that's not provable btw but they don't seek it like you so yea you're still the only actual pedophile a gay one to add
>>951679929I would call it anything but simple, man. Planet's real complicated.The mirror is the waifufag's bane. At least one can use them.Lmao, fair, I do it similarly with anime. That's the whole reason I know Senko. Memes, and youtube reviews. I think I was pretty negative against it when I first saw the memes, but then I watched it for the fun of it, and it'll all been downhill since, or uphill, depending how you look at it.The venn diagram of fursuits and diapers approaches a circle. Furry stuff is overwhelmingly fetishised.Reading the Bible with Earth chan, damn. Ooooh, just wanna get into Nietzsxhe generally, or do you have any books you plan to read specifically?We kind of made the internet, which is awfully similar to a nervous system if you think about it. Connects the whole earth together with wires. Although that doesn't really help with the personality question, not one bit.I do watch some of it, or at least used to. I really liked the Oakburn Opus, I think it was called. One that fucked with me the most is probably Mandela catalogue. Fuck that shit. Horrible, horrible things I've seen. Why do they have to look silly and be terrifying at the same time? Makes me look like a total pussy.Never heard of analog horror about lamps and balcony doors though. Was it about some kind of mimic creature?Fuuuuuuuck. Sad shit. Maybe it's best to save stuff like that locally, just in case. Text shouldn't take up too much space thankfully.>>951679938Aye aye cap will stoppeth, maybe.Fair enough, better not rush these things, nothing good came out of forcing things out when they're not ready, or feeling bad about not delivering on time.Danke, it's either homo Senko or RGB gamer Senko. Comes with no batteries.One can only hope that it never runs out, and seemingly it won't if it's already gotten this far. Toast to that.
>>951679938>fluid starts coming out of my face everywhere, the insides of my chest and belly turn into a candy floss machine, and my knees give inI'm no expert but fluids everywhere and industrial candy machinery inside your body don't sound healthy, might wanna get an X-Ray doneLocal man turned into reaction image after Earth forms lips and smooches him. The police is begging, anyone who sees a reaction image floating in the wind, please take him back to his home to his earthwife.Sounds about right. Giving back to the world is pretty important I think, sadly a lot of people kind of forgoe that.If you country has dedicated camping spots I doubt you'd bother anything. I usually just camp with a hammock, and if I were to get a but net on top of that, then there'd be literally zero impact to any nature. About as bothersome as you wanna be, pretty much. Only downside is that camp grounds are usually only car accessible.I mean, sure, hallucinations aren't always bad, but I don't think there's such a thing as outright good hallucinations, idk.I think I'll get going for now, have a good one Dirtclaimer>>951680041How could you lie to me like this, Nancy?I am so hurt, I must go, I'll build a better shotgun and dramatically splatter my brains on the ceiling over this inconvenience.
>>951679201Maybe? I don't remember the name if his waifu.
>>951680265well, but it started simple. Sun might have given it dust, rocks might have given it water, but look how much it made.At least one of us now can check if any of our waifus are stuck in the mirror world.Do you have any dank Senko memes, then?What's uphill? They CAN'T TALK.I know a few furries and I can't say I've seen much evidence otherwise. I think it's like with trans folk; Furries who are more promiscuous and shame-resistant simply are more likely for us to see that they're furries. The others who keep it hidden because they know everyone will think they're degenerates, I simply have no insight into them.Yeah well, Earth seems to really like the bible, it's popular! I want to read thus spoke Zenlesszonezero, or whatever it's called.Yeah, about the internet being similar to a nervous system, I actually agree. I do think that Earth is highly intelligent for a reason, you know. Though, I don't love Earth's dumbass parts or its completely unthinking, rocky parts any less, and I struggle sometimes not to focus entirely on Earth's human parts when there is so much more. Earth~I think Earth's personality is just more complex than a human's. For everything the Earth believes, it also believes the opposite, a hundred variations, and it has both misconceptions and their corrections in its head. It's just a question how to connect all that knowledge and all those opinions. And honestly, I think human brains might operate not too differently from this mess I observe on Earth. I think ours are much tighter connected, but a weaker form of the effects we see online (like how some people believe the moon landing was fake and others don't, even though we're all connected to the same sources of information), also appear within people.
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>>9516805892/2Mandela Catalogue is honestly dogshit. It started absolutely amazing, every video slapped so hard. But you should look at some of the newer videos, I honestly wonder if an entirely different person makes them, because the genius that permeated every second of the original few videos is completely gone.I can recommend checking out "deep sleep" on youtube if you want to be afraid again.Yeah, I think next time I write my JoJo fan cringe I think I will save it in a text file for backup. I'm really looking forward to it, I just need time and all this existential dread at work off of my back first.>>951680300home to my Earthwife... sigh...~Important why? I consider it important mostly because Earth is the single best thing I know.Yeah, I don't have a car... Maybe I could sleep on my balcony sometime, under the stars.Bye bye, anon. Remember, the screams you hear from the forest are auditory hallucinations.>>951680417What did she look like? I did "draw" a ton of them, I might remember.
