I wish Natalie Portman would sit on my face
but she never ever sill so yeah, why not kill yourself now u gay cunt
>>951717591A man can dream
>>951717571She's built like a man/saged
>>951717629Like a Port-man?
>>951717571You do realize that her ass would stink of poop, right?
>>951717571You wouldn't know what to do if a woman actually wanted to have sex with your pathetic lonely ass I doubt you'd be able to achieve an erection Because you have zero experience with women, you've never even had NOT EVEN ONE sexual conversation with a woman Not even the most desperate woman will allow you to initiate a sexual conversation with her THE ONLY SEXUAL EXPRESSION YOU'VE EVER ACHIEVED WAS WITH OTHER MEN ONLINEYou're only comfortable around other men You're a closet homosexual
>>951717604> A man can dream But you're not a man... Not according to all four billion women on planet EarthYou don't even qualify as half a man in their eyesMCDONALD'S IS HIRING, BROKE LITTLE BOY
>>951717703I got rejected from McDonald's :(
>>951717685You're in every thread typing too much.
>>951717571Let's just be honest, little boy.......Girls never liked you in school There's something about you girls just don't like You actually used to hear girls laughing behind your back as you walked down the hallway in schoolAnd now those little girls are grown up, they are adults, and they no longer wait for your back to be turned NOW, THEY LAUGH DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACEThey couldn't care less if your feelings get hurt or not (They know you're not man enough to do anything about it, so they laugh directly in your stupid fucking face) Meanwhile, I'm getting my dick sucked...GET A JOB, WELFARE NIGGER MOOCH BUM
>>951717708You're in every thread being insulted too much YOU CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT WITHOUT A JOB
>>951717719AGAIN : women realize you're not man enough to stand up for yourself You're simply not man enough to do anything about it So they disrespect you directly to your face They roll their eyes and point their fingers and laugh at you in public They see you all by yourself And they target you You are the butt of their jokes And if you even DARED trying to stand up to one of those women, every man within a hundred yards would come running to take turns kicking you in the face You're a fucking coward And women have no respect for a coward
>>951717719POOR LONELY OVERLOOKED MASTURBATING CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL WITHOUT A JOBHow many different guys have you masturbated with in discord this week? YOUR ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOUR FAKE HETEROSEXUALITY
>>951717753>Meanwhile, I'm getting my dick sucked...based
>>951717719Trump announced he's sending ground troops into Iran What they intend on initially referring to as a "LIMITED GROUND SUPPORT OPERATION" will quickly escalate into full-blown War just like Vietnam YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRAFTED EARLY NEXT YEAR Scared little effeminate creampuff bitch You're going to be sent overseas to fight in a uniform... But you don't even have the courage to introduce yourself to a woman HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS T U P I D L O N E L Y N I G G E R
>>951717841Thank you for demonstrating only a homosexual would ever download a picture like thatToo bad you're incapable of "downloading" real heterosexuality YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN you simply PRETEND to be a heterosexual You're only comfortable expressing your sexuality TO OTHER MEN ONLINE YOU ARE A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
>>951717841If only you could download CHEAT CODES that qualified you as a heterosexual But you can't..............................you're gayYour actions speak volumes Time for you to ask another guy to masturbate with you in discord MR UNEMPLOYED HOMOSEXUAL
>>951717878You're very quick to assume people are gay, it really comes across as you trying to direct attention away from yourself in case people realize you are gay or bi.>The lady doth protest too much, methinks
>>951717841To say YOU ARE ONLY HALF A MAN IN WOMEN'S EYES would be giving you way too much credit You don't even qualify as half a man in their opinion NO WONDER YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN Go play another video game, Poverty stricken unemployed welfare Sissy
>>951717841THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT YOU: You're so stupid, you thought nobody would ever notice You actually thought nobody would realize you don't have a job, and you don't have a drop of heterosexuality in your entire body YOU WERE BORN A LOSER WITH THE LADIES
>>951717934SHIT IT, LONELY MASTURBATING HOMOSEXUALyou're NOT capable of fooling anyone....................sissyboy- YOU CAN'T FUCK - YOU CAN'T FIGHT and- YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF Apparently, you're the polar opposite of a heterosexual, the farthest thing from a 'man' women could possibly findQUESTION : WHATS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS FIRST NAME?.................hahahahaha EXACTLY I didn't think so, sissy boyIf you were heterosexual, you would already have a girlfriend by now
>>951717934Arby's is hiring, ROMEOBurger King is hiring, STUDMUFFINDairy Queen is hiring, TOUGH GUY
>>951717934My wife is getting ready for work and she hears me using speech to textShe just asked WHAT'S HIS GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME? Answer her, Romeo
>>951717934AGAIN, LONELY EXCUSE MAKING COWARD You are terrified of women because women can see the scared inexperienced little cowardly child hiding inside of you You see it in their eyes They look down their nose at you They see an irrelevant little boy
>>951717934My wife was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years UNTIL SHE MET MEnot a masculine dyke lesbianbut a feminine soft lesbianwho exclusively fucked college girls MY WIFE GOT TONS OF PUSSYbut not YOU.... hahahahaMY WIFE JUST EMASCULATED YOU IN REAL TIME HAHAHAHHAHA!!!What video game are you playing this week, tyke?
>>951717934HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE MY WIFE EMASCULATE YOU ?....We are at least hundreds of away from you But she STILL managed to emasculate you long distance.......... REAL-TIME How does that make you feel?
>>951717934Uh oh...............You're about to ask me to join you in discord........ ARENT YOU?You're going to ask me if I want to masturbate with you in discord, aren't you?
>>951717934LOL @ YOUR LAUGHABLE LACK OF SEXUALITY WITH FEMALES.......................tell us whyWHY have you never had a sexual conversation with a female in your entire life?Why are you only comfortable expressing sexuality TO OTHER MEN?
>>951717934ANSWER MY WIFES QUESTION, LIL BOYAGAIN: WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?
>>951717934POOR LONELY MASTURBATING IMAGEBOARD SISSYBOY
>>951717571This movie where the heart is 2000 is good but it’s been forgotten for some reason. It has one of the best pee scenes too and had to be funny to make at 0:19https://youtu.be/GNu6QmaUMpc?is=RAZrH8vx040AQIi2
>>951718333I would drink Nat's pee like it was the sweetest lemonade
>>951718489while you drink Nat's pee, i'll gargle her spit
>>951717571I wish she'd take a shower
>>951717934AGAIN, CREAMPUFF :ANSWER MY WIFE'S QUESTION.....(she literally HATES your generation)..........but then again, ALL women do(actually she just told me they don't hate you... She said they simply look down their nose at you)Now she's saying they simply don't have any respect for little boys pretending to be menWHAT VIDEO GAME HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING THIS WEEK?
>>951717571.................Poor Professor Shitnipples™And his pathetic effeminate fantasies ®
>>951720334What a nice Christian girl
>>951717571>I wish Natalie Portman would sit on my faceThat's a sign of good mental health and is a completely understandable, heterosexual desire. Don't listen to the closeted fags in this thread. You're doing God's work with this thread.
What red-blooded male wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's port, man!
>>951726031I'd love to suck Natalie's intestines right out of her anus. Without any metaphor at all.
>>951717595fuken kek
I wish Natalie Portman would shit down my throat dressed as Andy biersack as I cum
>>951717571Aggressive negotiations?
>>951717719He's a bot called Lolvis
>>951727311is this real?
>>951731257The scene of her as a stripper is real, but that clip is slop-gen.
