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>>951718286NOW I understand shane
Fuck society.
Girls did not kiss in todays episode, I repeat, girls did not kiss.
>>951720801Big win for the heterosexual community
lmao neptroon likes little boys lol
>>951721865big L for the world.
why don't you niggers join a chatroom 4cuck is fucking dead there's more gaionline active users than 4cuck
>>951722612>using anything but 4chanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrfmNeQ7MiE
>>951722636>using only 4cuckthe people who made it and maintain it use different websites even the meme hated redbot
>>951722542Big disagree for meEpisode of what by the way?
Madame Shanesissy is wasting xer life seething here everyday.
>>951723188Kimi ga shinu made koi wo shitai
>>951723204pot meet kettle
>anyone on 4cuck believing it's not a waste of time for everyone including themselves
>>951717725
Did you know Duck Tape and Duct Tape ARE different? Duck Tape is older. Original Duck Tape was in use in the 1800s, all it is is Duck Fabric, a tightly woven cotton canvas, with an adhesive. If you've played Ass Creed Black Fag, "EVERY SCRAP OF DUCK ON THE WIND" is talking about the very same fabric.DUCT Tape, however, is relatively new. As new as the 1960s and is a type of aluminum tape used in HVAC.A new 'iteration' of Duck Tape is the brand and manufacturer "Duck" who offer various types of Tape, called Duck Tape. They do offer DUCT Tape, but ultimately they are a modern version of antiquated Duck Tape replacing Duck fabric with vinyl or rubber.
>>951723309>yuriI'd call you a faggot but the math ain't mathing when it's all women and zero dicks involved. Shit.>>951723432I call it duck tape because I like em. Waddley little bastards.Wonder if anyone ever made tape out of a duck
>>951723637Were you not aware that I am a yuri enthusiast? Also how did you not figure that out by what I said earlier.But Ill be real, this one I didnt go into even knowing it was yuri, I just read the title and downloaded it when it started airing and was surprised by girls kissing.
>>951723698I thought you was the regular kind of faggot, but this is peculiar.Also now that you mention it, I think you did talk about it, but not much.Would two girls kissing double up their cooties and make megacooties?
Also brb in an hour or so, gotta deliver some shit to a friend
>>951723786i am not a faggot.I dont know.
resynced is more or less a cosmetic upgrade besides a few new missionsreally hope they don't do the same for new new vegas and fallout 3.
Hey Pedophiles,My name is Madame Shanesissy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, virgin, pedophiles who spend every second of their day avatarfagging with stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of my own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a cuck. Just hit me with your best CP. I'm pretty much rich. My cousin owns a Dollar General. What sports do you play, other than "trade CP of little boys because Insaid so"? I also get high off whippits and drink cheap shitty alcohol, and have an ugly as sin, fat, middle aged slampig (She just took custody of my retarded kids; Shit was SO cash). You are all virgins who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for giving me attention.Pic Related: It's me and my crackwhore slampig(sister)
the john copypaste was never a win trandythat shit always looked like seething incel
bruh saves people in relationships on dates that's literally cucking yourself retard
if you see any pictures i posted/post of others they're by themselves im not saving pictures of people on dates like a cuck
>>951724279>Just hit me with your best Cyou're requesting explicit material enjoy your ban
Uh oh Madame's having a melty!
>>951725227you're about to get for requesting pedophilic materials in however long it takes a janny to alert a mod
>>951725364>a joke counts>ree stop making fun of meAlso you're the biggest pedophile here
>>951725391there's no exceptions made for requesting child porn and it is treated the sameotherwise people would say" hehe don't send me this" as a trafficking technique or for terrorism in minecraft doesn't actually work in court
>>951725391i cannot be because i did not date an underage poster no request their nudes
Madame really is upset about being called out for fucking xer fat sister
>>951725634you're an annoying self admitted kike
But Madame everyone here collective agrees you're the most annoying...
Daily bucket filling session complete
>>951725952Oh so im the worst amongst everyone who has ever came before lol cool and im the only person here who gets laid while not living with my parents and im literally the strongest and most affluent
>>951723952First off, you're nordic. Second off, that's it. Good enough reason.You're the expert on girls kissing, what the fuck you mean you don't know?
>>951726541only by blood.Its not that deep.
>im the strongestCome over and prove it then pussy
Nordic by blood japanesu in spirit
why has he always said "strongest" like he's a powerscaling spic lol
>>951726541Uoh. Funny fox, cute.Sob, anger.
>>951726716because it's a fact
but like no one cares tho
>>951726879because you're women in spirit all men have pissing contests over feats
>>951726643You act nordic aswellOnly girl pecks?>>951726781UOOOOOOOHHHHGun with the funny hands, very mysterious
>I have more land>I have more women >I have more drugs>My job is better >I have more moneyall pissing contest that men constantly have and always had only women do things like brag about getting along lol
Lmao, literally only people that peaked in highschool think like this.Man that's funny, in a really sad way.
>>951726994I really dont, the only nordic part of me is the enjoyment of salty licorice and hating when people talk to me.more than pecks.
>>951727043Madame never peaked. Xhe's merely larping because of xer insecurities.
>>951727043Nigger elon musk essentially did this by bragging about being a trillionaire trump does this constantly you literally do it yourself everytime and i correct you that you live with your parents same as trandy who brags about "imported alcohol, going to mexico, living in a trailer" did you peak in hs or what
>>951727094I don't larp everything i brag about is supported by pictures
using two rich retards as a reference lmao
>>951727162i used 4 retards actually
>>951727068That's plenty nordic. In fact besides funny accents, which I ron't know if you have, I can't really pin anything else to the nords. Maybe alcoholism. And autism. The last one applies.To be fair when no dicks are involved stuff can't go deep physicallyAs a lesbo expert, can you explain why lesbians use dildos instead of rubber vaginas?
and 2 of them are rich retards
>>951727212still proves my point that competitiveness is male and avoiding it is feminine
Mexico is pretty fun though.And living in a trailer is way cheaper than some shit apartment.Plus no neighbors. I can be as loud as I want.
>>951727285it's not cheaper you just don't pay for shit
you miss the point entirely lol
>>951727208Being completely insufferable is one, and no I dont have an accent that resembles anything nordic. It doesnt really resemble anything tbh.Im going to let you practice critical thinking skills on this one, I dont think its too difficult to crack the code.
>>951727345Why does she look like she ate all the goat cheese and rye and just admitted it?
>>951727399what.
>>951727341no i didn't unless he wants to admit he peaked in hs and neptune and trandy cannot do that
>>951727345Very goat cheesed Seija, nice. Very ryeful.I wouldn't call nordic people insufferrable, they're just burning with autist energy the likes of which cannot be rivaled.No one really thinks they have an accent until it's pointed outBecause women are lyin' bitches. I's got it.
>>951727575I would, and I would call them a hundred other things too.No, everyone has an accent. There is no such thing as someone "without an accent". Mine simply does not resemble a nordic accent in the slightest. You need to understand my environment growing up was speaking English, mostly with Australians specifically and not Finnish. I can barely fucking speak Finnish. Just enough to get by.
>>951727700Double dubs and a double pic, with a caption about a double dealing character, damn checked.Which nordic country do you hate the most, besides Finland? If you got the nuke button, which one gets it?Oi fucking cunt you sitting back and sipping VB's at the barbie in finland?Bizarre, but not the first situation like this that I've heard. A friend of mine is in nearly the exact same situation, but different nationalities. Shit sucks. Move to 'straya
>>951727339It literally is cheaper.
>>951727845Denmark, its not even a question and its not just me. Every Nordic country is willing to put their differences aside just to bully Denmark together.I don't think it particularly sucks, I mean yeah what lead to it was ass I guess but it itself wasn't bad.As a kid I wanted to, as an adult living in the year 2026, not so much...
ausfalia isn't very friendly to immigrants i got pictures from sydney right here back in 04
>>95172801224basically everyone lives in 2 areas same as canada
>>951727935Right. I forget they're assholes. Now close your eyes and imagine, a danish baby cries as a mushroom cloud levels laneosbmzbeinberg and the rest of denmark. Who's next, Norway or Sweden?Different countries I guess. And still different situations. He's quite shit at latvian so that ends up complicating a few things.I mean, what's not to love? Insane housing prices, internet censorship. At least they have consumer protection, and warm weather. And funny abos drinking gasoline and being niggers.What would be your go-to if not straya then? Airstrip one or Murrica?
south korea is unironically nice to gaijins
>>951728174Norway, nothing personal, I like them way more but I need sw*den for snus.Damn so true! let me try to buy a house from some chink right now!'murica I guess.
>>951728328I agree with that choice. I need to buy more crap from IKEA in the future probably and a nuke would be problematic for IKEAI am realising I completely forgot about my favourite nords, iceland. What would you even call iceland's population? Icelandians? Icemen?One thing I love about Latvia is that it's all so fucking cheap here. No one wants to live here because it's a corrupt shithole unfriendly to immigrants and with little chance for career growth. It's making everything so deliciously cheap for those that actually have a connection to this land.Sounds like a horrible choice. Still better than UK I guess. I've considered Alaska before.
>>951728483Icelanders, yes that is the correct term.Sounds nice.For the longest the UK was on the list, sure as fuck is not anymore lmao.
>>951728589Are there even stereotypes about em? Has anyone ever met one? Are they fuckin real? Their country looks too good.Yeah lul. United English Emirates ain't looking so good no more. To be fair they've been a bit dystopian for a while but it's not getting better any time soon seemingly.Did you see that one guy running in the UK politics with a massive trash can suit?
>>951728744They are real, their country has one real city that everyone lives in, their language is made by Satan himself, its expensive as fuck, takes forever for anything to arrive, the pay is ass, their tech is way behind the times and no one really remembers they exist plus there is a non zero chance your pick up of the night is related to you.no I dont follow politics or read the news.
i wonder if they could make the godzilla in japan like the working gundams they have the gundams actually can move if they power them because the insides are completely built
>>951728867If I was to move out, I'd probably move there. Tech being behind the times is unironically not a bad thing in this world. Plus less chance of immigration with all the shit factors. Dammit. Why are they just so good?Good. It's better that way.Come to think if it, wouldn't Ireland or Scotland maybe scratch your UK itch? Scotland is technically UK but I don't think it's as bad up there.
>>951728996Oh believe me, you dont want to move there.Keep me the fuck out of Ireland and I think Scotland is pretty much just as fucked.It is better that way indeed, i don't need to worry about things I have absolutely no control over and will gain nothing from knowing on top of having to actively think if im just being if not straight up lied to then mislead due to the journalists own personal views.Quite frankly i just dont like Europe.
>>951729106I mean, yeah, Latvia's my city, but if shit goes south I'm going to icey landeyWhy though? Is something about them especially fucked? Do you hate the irish so much? I mean based, but damn.Yeaaah news kind of sucks nowadays. Pretty much everything I read has to be double checked because they have zero incentive to be factual. They don't get paid for writing actually good articles, or broadcasting accurate info. One thing I recently started listening to tho is the radio. I kind of like it. We have national radio and it's got open call moments, where old people can call in and complain about niggers and indians, or the corruption, on government radio, to the entire country. And the host just has to awkwardly move the broadcast forward. I love it. That's fucking freedom.Eeeh, understandable. Especially now that they're planning on adding more ridiculous laws and shit. I think outside of iceland I'd genuinely have to pick a shithole in south america or something. I hear spanish is easy to learn from english.
>>951729364You are not, believe me this is not what you want. There is genuinely no redeeming qualities about that country asides from its looks.No particular reason.I used to listen to a lot of radio many many moons ago, not anymore but the radio is chill. That is until they put music on.I dont know how true that is but maybe.
watch this
I don't want to watch it
>>951729495The fact that it's completely unnapealing, obscure to foreigners, unwanted by most, has a pretty sizable fishing industry, and seemingly is behind on tech sounds great to me personally. I don't need a lot to live, I just want to grill, for God's sake!The leprechauns will not bike your angles off, don't worry. They're friendly.The music is good here, sometimes. The only music I don't really like are the russian pop music stations. Those kind of suck.They sometimes do poetry recitals and radio theatre, which might be something completely different from actual radio theatre, but I wouldn't know, I usually put it on the background, I wouldn't wanna try to listen to a long piece that requires a ton of attention.Gonna have to ask Relm if he shows up again in this lifetime
>>951729793I give you a week most before youre begging to go back.Its not that the music is awful, well okay, it is pretty bad. But mostly that its always the same fucking songs day after day.that man is just going to call English a shit limiting language and leave it at that without elaborating any further.
>>951729907You're telling that to a man who willingly goes into the woods to be homeless for the weekend and enjoys physical labour.Can you guys not request or suggest songs?Based and true a little bit. At least english has a ridiculous word diversity
>>951730089Yes, a week most.From their shitty playlist that consists of like 20 songs yeah I guess? I think?If I remember correctly, he was saying the complete opposite once upon a time, I think, I dont really remember anymore.
>>951730212There is zero chance that it's that bad. The worst part will be not knowing anyone and having zero local friends.Damn that sucks. Out radio is good radio. Suck it, the rest of the world.Idk, compared to latvian the actual words and grammar are much simplier but the synonyms are insane. Especially the amount used in daily speech. You can find a lot of synonyms in latvian but no one will know what the fuck you're saying. I hear finnish is very complex, izzat true?
>>951730430A week.iz a good language, ill give English that.Its just a lot of memorization. Once you get past the 15 grammatical cases its not that difficult. At least thats what people tell me.
>>951730430>>951730585The only real upside to Finnish I can think of is that they do not give a fuck about gendered nouns.
>>951730636we got funny swear words.
>>951730585I get that I said I am going to build a gun and kill myself over the slightest inconvenince but you really have zero faith in me. I'd be upset if I didn't cause this myself.Yaaaas. Very easy and pretty. Flowery.Damn, we have like 8 I think. 7 real ones and one fake one if I remember right. Grammatical cases are where you bend nouns to add context of the word's usage, right? We have a lot of memorization in other aspects but some of this shit you just need to have a feel for.>>951730636That's a downside though
>>951730888three days.Yes, I think.English uses prepositions for a lot of the shit "we" just conjugate words for.im going to fuck to bed, its far past my bed time.
before I go nice trips.
>>951731197Ok now that's just fucking mean.I am having flashbacks to school days. I fucking hate formal grammar theory. I am never going to look up what the fuck conjugation or what the fuck prepositions are. Rope is cheaper than the nerve cells.Goodnight cunt, probably going to do the same.
>>951728012>>951728080>>951728325Cool, you're posting from the central time zone
Anyway, wife
>>951736081Cute wife.
>>951733741what's that mean?y'know i travel right? you're literally commenting on pictures taken around the world
>>951737900The time you posted the screenshots suggests you're currently in an area that uses central standard time.
if i am on the west side of Michigan i can travel 30min i am then in central timezone and i often travel to chicago >>951738007yes i was and i said i was outside
>>951738096So I was right
>>951738096You're in Illinois btw
is your waifu a giant? mine is
>>951738168have you ever felt like leaving home and focusing on something important to you?you are unironically wasting a humongous portion of your life taking the internet seriously whereas i don't and you won't accomplish anything besides me ridiculing you as you sit in a basement obsessed and miss out on life even more than the people you're trying to appeal to one of whom likes 14yo boys lol
>>951738620You seem afraid
>you are unironically wasting a humongous portion of your life taking the internet seriouslyman screaming at mirror image
>>951738715I am not you're literally trying to gain favor with people who have nothing but the microcosm called waifu where they believe they're the cool kidsthey're losers coping they never fucked, they're on disability, theyRe actually khhv, they're depressed, they don't travel unless they're euro because the country is smaller than the average state in the usa, they spend every holiday on 4chan because they're not welcome around family they're losers they edate eachother because nobody likes them
>>951738880not in the same because i don't take 4chan seriously. wasting time on taking something ridiculous seriously is much worse than wasting time talking shiti am literally traveling the world and dating and etc i'm wasting my time better while you try to make friends with useless people of your starving they will not help you
>>951739000Maybe you were traveling in 2024, when the images were taken, but that doesn't mean you're traveling now
They will tell you how they make wallets while you say you have no sock or pantsand they will tell you about pizza tuesday while you have nothing to eat and they will let you starve >>951739054that's only 2years agonobody here does anything similar
idk man i don't waste my effort appealing to people who will never help me.
>>951739220You must be very lonely
Sin is my waifuShe’s one of the only characters in gacha games who is explicitly a femdom toward the MC (you)Most gacha games are too pussy to have a female character bossing you around, but Sin literally rides you like a pony in public and makes you do her laundry
>>951739280No not really the kid i bought vapes for a few months ago probably last year about now saw me and i guess he picked up skateboarding and quit vapeshe used to steal for me also not even that long ago on 59th and spaulding smoking an oz with a friend
>>951739402Cool story bro
>>951739308Nice
>>951739446it's literally proven and on every holiday i take pictures at parties to mog everyone who posts including making threads mocking a shut in like "Look at who finally decided to come out their cave today! I hardly recognize you."
>>951739116>>951739220The fuck is this shit? You snap at every hand offered. Get the fuck outta here with this.
>>951739607you can't offer me anything im more speaking about others frivolous acquaintances are pointless ad edating you can talk to a chatbot for the same results for both
man still screaming at mirror
>>951739308Would she even need to remove her filter mask to get you to bark, anon?
>>951739809no because i don't make frivolous acquaintances when i befriend females it is for sexwhen i befriend men it is for opportunity and assistance nothing is free
>>951739835you like lil boys lmao
>>951739769Whatever. Just don't say nobody tried. The simple fact earth and I talk to you as if you're human is probably more than you deserve.
holy cope for literally no reason lmao
>>951739835I’m completely helpless when it comes to dominant women. I’d do anything Sin told me to, mask filter on or off.[spoiler]I’m currently stuck in a “relationship” with a bossy woman who takes all my money and cucks me, but I honestly just want to run away and pledge my soul to 2D Femdoms…[/spoiler]
>>951740153Hello neptroon you still haven't understood the words you use like cuckthis is a cuck in pic related for future reference
keep trying lil pedo! lol
>>951740217That’s NTR. Getting cheated on isn’t cuckolding.Pic related is what cucking actually means
>>951740290no it's cuckolding because he knew about it and was told about it. saying they were sleeping around for men and he coped that because it was for money it didn't matter but got dumped anyway so it probably wasn't true that it didn't matter >>951740278hello neptroon you trannypedo
>>951740401*did matter
>>951740441Hello neptroon you trannypedo
lol dude said"yea well they made money cheating on me" like it made it better lol like dood you admitted cheated on by a lot of guys
lmao
if you're not interested in getting cucked btw it's ok if you choose to masturbate it makes sense. but seems you like that kinda freaky but whatever floats your boat
>>951740205Poor anone, a victim to his own nature, very tragic, they should write plays about you, and your love for bossy dommy mommys.
>>951740765and they should write plays about your love for 14yo boys cock
>"they"The jews.
>>951740832well that or jeets because they both control the art world one with hollywood and tgr other bollywoodyou'll probably get made by bollywood because lil boys you like unless they are appealing to muslims currently then it will be hollywood
but enough about shanepedo
>>951740945oh i don't like lil boysthat's a neptroon thing
absolutely mindraped poor shane...
>>951741061but neptroon likes lil boys and sako is a cuckold
really a sad sight for the lil rodenpedo...
>>951741160says a cuckold and neptroon pedoknowingly and approvenly getting cheated on is a definition of a cuckold
shanepedo... mr ethical pedophile...
sako possible fate gives me chills actually >talks to tranny on 4chan>starts edating around 17>tranny says they sleep with men for money>tranny wants them to go to michigan (to get them hooked on drugs and selling themselves in place of them)only reason it didn't happen is because he allegedly got a job so they knew he wouldn't go and they ghosted himsome otome shit ehere dudes cousin replaced herself with otome to the old men i literally see it happening all the time however
bant is 3 blocks down shanepedo...
>>951741456it's the same people
aki is waifu waifu is 99% of mordred threadsit's the same people vg/ waifu is b/waifu rejectssame people different threads
so mindfucked by having your feelings hurt here its unreal lmao
the only difference is each thread is missing 1-3 others from the other thread which is why they were made that is literally to escape those people one being neptune
>>951741630Hello neptroon the pedophile
i saw earth being pathetic in r9k waifuthat's probably a 404thread already
lol it iswhen will you faggots realize waifu is dead?
it's insane how little you have to do to get shanepedo tweaking lol
>>951741804Hello neptroon the pedophile
I find it funny that josh fags spam 3 threads because they want to simp and it's threads i attack myself lol
there's genuinely less mental illness going on with the average vg shitposting seanigger than there is with shane
>>951741943are you fucking joking? i shadowarchived the one schizo site yesterday lol
>>951739308Nice tits!>>951741943Madame Shanesissy tries xer best!
>you're crazy because you make fun of my imaginary girlfriend while actually having a girlfriend genuinely they lack self awareness
Madame hasn't been outside in weeks I fear xhe is afraid of xer feet touching grass...
>You're crazy not meno self awareness it's hilarious
>>951742161yea sure niggyyou niggers are super delusional unheard of delusional
you're crazy for like 20 different things and that isn't one of them lol
>>951742236You're still in the central standard time zone btw
Watch out! Xhe means business!
>>951742276im not crazy at alli just dont play well with others because nobody can offer me shit so i have no reason to
>>951742283and that means nothing i didn't say im home
personally im trying to figure out how posting pictures of 6 year olds and then going on to say this is a site for pedophiles and THEN say there's nothing wrong with you doing all of that, multiple times, isn't the most looney tunes delusion ive ever witnessed but ok lol
>>951742360But you are in the time zone?
>>951742422you tell me man
Madame doesn't play nice with others!
watch out bro he changed his timezone an hour forward he got ur ass!
>>951742504i don't understand why you take 4cuck so seriously it's a dead website
>>951742420im trying to figure out why you have a problem with this yet you have no problem with a guy actively using threads to talk to underage boys and post their nudes
The funniest to me is Madame bragging about getting laid but its some ugly slampig.
>>951742638>seething incelyou're a cuckold you have pictures of other men with their girlfriends
the entire second half of that post is blatantly false tho lol
>>951742666Those words you're using don't mean what you think they do.
>>951742747How is it false he literally admitted to asking for the nudes and still tries talking to minors whenever one appears because i stole the avatar of one and he started flirting with me believing i was them
