What are you pussies drinking tonight?
>>951734999Fuckin water, hoe
>>951735082Pussy.
>>951735119You should drink more. How much of it do you have? Definitely totally 100% finish all of it
Amazon keeps selling this cheap and for some reason it gets round my country’s minimum pricing rules on alcohol.
>>951735177Check em. I used to drink that stuff. Did you know it's the official drink of Iraq? Or at least it was according to Saddam Hussein.
>>951734999Water, you degenerate. Checked
>>951734999trips logged & cloggled
Changing things up with some Welch's Ghost energy drank. Maybe some water too. I can't get drunk anymore anyway, at least I don't think I can.
>>951734999I don't drink, only pussies drink. But I do have some glow in the dark chalk for the weekends. My buddies and I like to ride our motorcycles to taverns and make every cars tires with the glow in the dark chalk so that when the blue badge commies see them they will think another cop did it and pull them over for DUI. Funny how many of these drunk losers have their little blue pride snitch bumper stickers how they suck off the cops which only pisses the cop off even more when they think they can get out of it. Believe it or not, what they don't know is cops hate bootlickers even more than the criminals who admit they messed up, but Americans have always been survile bootlickers, especially the losers who drink such as yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6quOk0jMC0
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>>951735598Spoken like a true asshole. Shout out to Michael Berryman though.
>>951735685Drank plenty of cheap bourbon in my day. Nothing wrong with it, anon.
>>951735351Making whisky the official drink of a mostly Muslim country is pretty based.
I only drink when I'm with my friends, otherwise I'm tokin it up
>>951735789Lol. Fuckin a it is.
>>951734999uwu
>>951734999JD, really?tell us you're a fratboy without telling us you're a fratboy
>>951735991Lmao I'm the farthest thing from a frat boy. The Jack was a birthday present. I can't complain about free booze.
>>951736203>The Jack was a birthday presentdoubtI bet you have a JD sticker on your 2019 Mustang
>>951734999thisissomeseriousgourmetshit.gif
smirnoff from the handle bottle, and some various strong beers. yay
>>951734999Liquids.
>>951736271Drink your own piss, slap nuts. I hear it cures everything. Even your autism.
>>9517370620/10
>>951737291Eat a dick, Nancy.
>>951737062>autismTalk about an absolute roast.600 degree burns.More destruction than hiroshima.
>>951737334-1/10 newfag
>>951737444nice reddit spacing retard
>>951735598closet alcoholic
>>951734999vodka is the best
my wifes piss, hopefully. shes been drinking a lot of water today and i noticed her toys were all clean and drying on the bathroom counter.
>>951734999Wine and weed