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with that Sweet Neptune D
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>>951735399

Trust me.........................................™

I'm familiar with the phenomenon
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.........................sonofabitch!


(seriously .. she's a total bitch)
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"Treat 'Em Bad.... and Make 'Em Wiggle"

when I was 14 I was tripping on LSD and taking a MARTA Bus to my favorite nightclub (no shit)

and an old 70 something year old nigger turned to me and mumbled some unintelligible gibberish and the last two syllables were "WOMEN".....

so I knew he was talking about women

And then he said

"TREAT 'EM BAD.... AND MAKE 'EM WIGGLE"

and he was absolutely correct

if you want them to stay around
TREAT THEM BADLY... uncaringly

and make them become strippers

.................turn them out

it was EXCELLENT advice..... 100% true

(fastest way to lose them is by CARING TOO MUCH)

trust me on that one........®
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>>951735399
Who killed her?
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>>951735501
Who's arm is this?
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>>951735836
lolvis you having the dts again?
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>>951735956
Dts?
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>>951735944

Kaitlyn's.........................

She liked being called CAT

but her name is Kaitlyn
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Delerium tremons?

not since I was 24
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>>951736089
I was 24 there

I was on stage playing guitar
and Sonya, Shanna & Katherine were in the front row dancing

..................treat em bad
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..............and MAKE EM WIGGLE
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>>951735993
Kaitlyn who?
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>>951736237

Kaitlyn 19 years old on the end of my dick when I was released from prison on the aggravated assault conviction Kaitlyn

........the Emo girl

As in: even the big hair and makeup REAL legitimate into Emo Kaitlyn
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>>951736342
What video is that?
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>>951736270

MY FIRST IMPROMPTU MUSIC VIDEO FOR LOCAL ACCESS CABLE:

the heart that burns
Takes its turn
It seems that everybody's
Gotta lesson to learn

Oh, no!
Don't ya treat me this way
'cause if ya do I'm gonna make ya
Pay me back someday

Uh- Hibbity Hibbity hop
Woman won't you take me back
Before you break my heart

The heart that burns
Takes their turn
It seems that everybody's
Gotta lesson to learn

Oh, no!
Don't ya treat me this way
'cause if ya do I'm gonna make ya
Pay me back someday

Oh no woman
Don't ya leave
'cause if ya do
then that'll mean
that you have been deceived

Oh, no!
Don't ya treat me this way
'cause if ya do I'm gonna make ya
Pay me back someday

https://youtu.be/XWpdu9NuYgw
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>>951736342
How'd you get Conan O'brien's stylist to do your hair?
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>>951736438

That's MTV's first BASEMENT TAPES CONTEST

back in the 80s

My buddy Spencer Thornton got hired by a shitty rock band to direct their video

The song sucked
And Spencer was at a loss for ideas
So I helped him by telling him how to set up lighting to cast long shadows and wet the pavement down etc etc etc

.......................IT WON !!!!

the band got a contract and they played the video around the clock for a month
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>>951736845
You're such a dumb faggot
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>>951736881
Yes I am...

>>951736438
Here it is....
https://youtu.be/b-sv-NRhdrI
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The video was awful

BUT IT WON THE ENTIRE MTV CONTEST

My favorite part is the cigarette going up into my nostril
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>>951735399
WHO KILLED HER?
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>>951735399
DO THE 4CHAN DANCE
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>>951735930
Johnny Neptune by fathering his lowlife son
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hey johnny
fuck you man
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>>951738260

I knew you'd ask eventually..


Take a number and get to the end of the line
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>>951737669
I think it's time for us to leave the poor girl alone. But it was an incredible harvest. Some of the best corn I've seen in years.
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>>951735930
his name is jet cocksley poopson
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>>951738621
Corn?
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>>951737669
his name is jet cocksley poopson
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BITTY I'M FITTED
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>>951738621

............ Finally somebody with a little bit of class

I couldn't possibly agree with you more
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