>Walks into room>Drops a bunch of live grenades>Leaves>"I don't wanna start anything..."
julian acting like a tough guy in the recent clip was the funniest shit ever
JOOOOLIAN
OneyPlays eceleb drama fine but deltarune 1 day after an update no no no you can't talk about that janny doesn't like that game
>>951779939Chris I know you're shitting on the toilet making these threads. I want you to know you'll never escape Oneyplays, it's all you'll be known for
someone spoonfeed me the the last few months of drama on this faggot, I'm out of the loop and don't even know where to go to lurk
The most neurotic freak on the internet.
>>951779942Seethe harder
>Farts loudly in a tuba>Leaves
>faggot shitwhen's bowlbo
dingdong reviews undertale
>>951779942go talk about your pedophile groomer game on discord you whiny little faggot
>when you yummying down on that red cabbage sloppy style and he hits you with that over the blu steel smirk with a goated ass clap and when that musk hits, you can't just help but blow that goo trumpet
>>951779944Dingdong vagueposts about things that probably didn't happen for hours at a time (He really doesn't like drama). Everything and everyone is out to get him apparently (Please donate). There you go.
>>951779942This website always had parasocial retards in it.>Fixation on Chris Chan>Fixation on Boxxy.>Fixation on some guy who allegedly killed himself over a stolen iPod (or molestation)
>>951779949Stopped reading at the first letter when it was uncapitalized.
I just got on SSRI's about 2 months ago after my mental health spiraled as a result from a chain reaction started by my drug induced episode of psychosisSeeing people like him be so neurotic scares me and makes me reconsider if I should even be on this
>>951779939Does he actually think we care that he's a furry into tuba vore? I loved him regardless before he started losing his mind. Cory is into worse shit. Hell, most of us are into worse shit.
>>951779940>money doesn't matter, Elon Musk has money and he's a terrible person>btw please donate to the steam so our game can be released in the next decade
>>951779952Please sub to the patreon. Trigger treat- I mean Tough Bippy- I mean Untitled Pirate Game is coming out soon!
>>951779944>Vague post shit on oney and Zach as ebil chuddy dog whistlers >Someone clipped and posted it on YouTube>"NOOOO THAT UNEDITED 45 MINUTE CLIP OF ME TALKING IS OUT OF CONTEXT!">streamed for 20 hours straight looping the same vague post over and over>chris is a smelly farty boy>started reading his kiwifarms thread and both chats started essentially playing telephone with each other. Basically what you'd expect for a jilted ex gay lover.
sharty police report when?
>>951779946>>951779950Incredible how a janny can blatantly abuse his power, and instead of the entire userbase coming together to call him out they actually side with him because the subject matter just so happens to be a game they don't like. 4cuck is an apt name for the current state of the site.
>>951779948It'll be out when it's out.
Stop making these threads chris
>>951779953>Fixation on some guy who allegedly killed himself over a stolen Ipod.He has an name.
I miss talking about video games
>>951779945>>951779947>>951779951>>951779956this whole tuba thing is another great example of the Streisand effect, no one wouldve noticed if he didn't start ranting about it years later
>>951779959Oh and sharty boys showed up with guns yelling sleepy cabin won, he believes this because one guy from the sharty claims to have seen a stream of it. Also mac and cheese is a suicide threat
>>951779959As someone who interacted a ton online with the actual alt-right circa 2016-19 it's pretty clear that Chris and Zach are not alt-right lol. Yeah they've both expressed some chuddy opinions here and there (Zach even getting great replacement-curious at one point) but Chris hangs out with Gooseworx and Zach has made fun of Alex Jones and Richard Spencer on the channel. Also I'm pretty sure Lyle is like an actual leftist.
>>951779966he was open about it
>>951779965Same
I think he does all this revisionist shit because he knows his life was 1000x better back then but he's too arrogant to admit it so he desperately tries to convince himself and others but mostly himself that he didn't make a terrible mistake. If he truly hated it he would be trying to put it behind him but he just. can't. stop. thinking about it.
>>951779968theyre likely like 99% of people where they largely dont agree with pc culture overcorrection but also don't think theyre racially superior and need to exist in an ethnostate. most people have fairly nuanced opinions and stuff
>>951779946>>951779950Deal with it.
It's weird how him and Rockcock64 both got trolls remorse after this GDQ. Rockcock had the Simpsons tranny tweet.
>>951779968Yeah, anyone with a pulse can see they're very much center-left/right types who just like shitposting about the world at large.
>>951779964>Helps create one of the best memes in existenceHe was an hero, I just couldn't see it...
tomar what would you do if a little goblin squeezed your cock just a little bit harder every time you made a post on /v/it's like a sexy female hentai goblin BUT after a while she will absolutely cause irreversible damage to your penis
>>951779945He fetish mined his (likely teenage!) fans into drawing pics of his OC kissing that fat diginigga btw. "haha would it be so funny and ironic"He also did 2 game jams themed around Bubba, a game where you're a fat guy that farts and shits everywhere. "haha isnt this old game so weird"
>>951779973Considering you're in the oneyplays drama thread and I'm not in the deltarune thread it sounds like you're the one dealing with it.
Zoomies are fucking retards and subhumans for watching these fags
>>951779967>>951779960>>951779959>ShartyWhen will these cringe tumblr feminist + /pol/ chud bastard spawn unironically fuck off?
>>951779978Why did the cap turn out so dark LMFAO
If I could turn back time...
>>951779979DeltaGODs are not limited by thread subject. We can go wherever we please. Especially off-topic eceleb drama threads.
>>951779977gee I dunno... I guess I'd call a doctor or something
This e-celeb stuff is fag shit. How about instead of DingDong, we post Bong Bong? It's vidya. And it is cute and sexy.
>>951779939>leaves tonyplays because don’t wanna be known as only a tuber>still only streams and whines about drama all day>for a fraction of the gain compared to just staying with bronyplayswhat a genius
>>951779942This but Fire Emblem. We just got a legit newsdrop and they're still shoah'ing threads on sight lmao.
>>951779939>These two fat/poop fetishists are receiving thousands of dollars a month to make "games" that have never even gotten to the alpha stage because they used to be funny on an internet seriesHate Arin with all my heart but knowing he's living their dream and they're still sneeding over it to this day will never not be funny
>>951779984Based
>>951779960>>951779967 the shooting falseflagger was literally named "NosbocTALKS" but DD is so out of touch he didn't even recognize it's just "Cobson" backwardsthey'll never actually raid until he directly provokes them like TCRF did , but everyone already knows his current address so it's probably been 'zaproofed
>>951779991sharty raided TCRF irl or the site?
>>951779988They are doing it with Fire Emblem too? i wouldn't expect them to do that since it's a nintendo game
>>951779974The rest of the best gamers were smart for simply getting off the internet.
>off topic shit posting threadsomeone post sexy elves please
>>951779961It says it all really.How long do you think /v/ has left? it's already a dying wasteland
I miss being a dumb 16-year-old drawing art and listening to their Kingdom Hearts videos and now that was almost 10 years ago. Crazy to think that soon my 6 year old self will be closer to that time than it is to now
>>951779974If you ever watched any of the best gamers streams none of this is a surprise. They were the most miserable curmudgeonly people, it was almost sad to watch. It makes /v/ look like a festival of happiness and positivity. There was one where zach hadel was coming on later and the buildup was dingdong shit talking him and his fans the whole time. And I get if the fans were being annoying, but he was shittalking zach himself too like what kek
WHEREISZACHCHRIS
>>951779973>>951779984>>951779990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlFnfEWZCtQ
>>951779996/v/'s been dying for like 15 years.
>>951779997>26yr thinking he is an adultYou're still a little baby pissing and shitting his pants
>>951780001And the userbase keeps getting lower. So i ask again, how long do you think it has?
>>951779984>We can go wherever we please
>>951779974https://x.com/HamburglarCuz/status/2080032394338316515ohnonononono wanwanbros what is thiiiiiiiis???
>>951779939f-funny scream...The DD & Julian days of Oneyplays unironically got me through some really difficult shit and it genuinely feels awful to see those two like this now. DD if you're reading this thread, just know it wasn't in vain at all and I still appreciate the laughs even if you guys hated it.
>>951780003Ban anyone under 30Ban all schizo and ritual postersBan gacharetardsthere i fixed /v/
>>951780003Probably 15 moire years.Then 15 more after that, and 15 more after that.
>>951780000i listen to this at the gym while pushing my body's muscles to their limit and i'm a hairy ugly bulky mf, nobody expects a thing
Were the voice recordings of him whining about Dustborn real? If so, Jesus, how could a man sink to such a level after being on OneyPlays for so long and understanding the difference between people being reasonable and criticizing overtly political games disguised as games when they are just propaganda, whether it is for one side or the other? Like holy fuck, him saying "during the inauguration of Trump" was some cringey fucking shit. Ugh. Like any of their audience gives a fuck and like if any of them are going to actually do something to warrant that reaction from him. People liked when he came back for YIIK and it was soulful and funny. How the fuck are they this insane?
I think the biggest redflag of all these patreon dependent devs/streamers is they have constant stories of doordashing and eating out. You know LA already cost an arm and a leg and these mfers are making zero effort to live efficiently.
>>951779984>>951780000>>951780004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01Tsgwe2dQ
>>951780008Anon i admire your optimism but you gotta look at things the way they are
>>951780011I don't know how people do that shit. Morons. I feel like a super fat ass after I eat out like more than 3-4 times a week.
>>951780009Brother i am 6'6" obese ugly bastard who only trains for strength and only fucks black women and i listen to the same shit at the gym
>>951780012KINO
>>951780009based
>>951779974
the only good oneyplays members are zach cory dave and lyle
>>951780013Is the starting point 2024 cause that's the year you joined?
>>951779992They sent pizzas to all the site staff
>>951779993In some fairness, /vfeg/ has been an issue for a couple years. But going on delete sprees for a major Ninty game coming out in under two months is just retarded.
>>951779995Ok
>>951779988Jannies hate fire emblem too? for how big of a franchise that is that's retarded
>>951780010He jerks off to tuba frogs and thinks he’s better than any one else on earth.>OMG HE USED 4CHANyou jerk off to tubas you weird fag lol
>>951780009Heh....Me?The new MLP G6 song.
>>951779967lmao i love them sharty niggas. closest thing to /b/ left on the clearnet. too bad they're such moralfags, still funny though.
>>951780023more please friend, other elf threads get the schizo shitposting and having a meltdown
>>951779994he won
>>951780028
>>951780002No I'm a grown man see this this is alcohol for adults!!!!
>>951780019chris is way better than fucking lyle
>>951779995>sexy elvesonly elves I have are non-vidya related
>>951780009>i'm ugly and listen to video game musici think everyone would expect that
>>951780019Lyle only tells Jokes™ now. Old lyle could actually joke around without it being forced and awkward
>>951779984>>951780000>>951780012Remember that time Gerson singlehandedly deleted a bara thread? he's THAT powerfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBdLO8u-0L8
>>951779940Got it?
>>951780030>>951780023>>951780033we can post good elf shit now
>>951780029God I miss him
/v/ mod was merciful, now kill yourselves Sharteeniggers.
>eceleb shit is allowed unless people are having fun in the thread
>>951780029rockcock simped for his oneitis for 30 years (he had no other irl friends ever btw) watching her go through all her boyfriends till she decided to babytrap him at 35 lmfao
Can someone please make a thread on /trash/ where people actually know who is guy is
>>951780032>>951780035chris sucks at games and 90% of the time isn't even the one playing, is the quickest to complain and has two jokes "hehe funny scream" & hypotheticalslyle is actually decent at games and at least tries with his jokes even if most of them are too highbrow for the core pleb audience
hi /b/
>>951779939No idea how anyone could prefer those guys over the OG newgrounds crew. I'm glad Oney got back to hanging with that group. Hope he makes up with Stamper one day.
>>951780171
>>951780171are those 4 dicksdoes he have 4 dicks
>>951780178Stamper is a schizo druggy it would be delusional to try to fix him
ding dong reminds me of a guy I knew in high school that was like basically a midget, was really funny but a huge asshole with a chip on his shoulder. And he’s balding with long hair now, making podcasts and food reviews on tiktok no one watches. They even talked the same, maybe it’s like the terminally online accent.
>>951780171Sex with FRIEND
>>951780200The long ones are 4 dicks. the tiny ones are 4 tits
Hey guys remember Stamper!
>>951780229its the "always indoor voice" accent
>>951780178I don't see Stamper getting out of the hole he dug himself into with pure alcoholism.I know he's gotten a drug rep for admitting to doing coke once or whatever, but his behaviour and lashouts are just 101 booze.
hey guys its me ding dong i found out that chris was saying mean things about me while he was on the toilet!!! please don't ask why i was listening to him shit
>>951780252Of course
>>951780162Lyle’s jokes are reddit and corny as fuck, chris is just doing funny retard shit which is way better. The best moments are with zach making fun of lyle for being a reddit fag like when he made fun of his youtube name Lyle McDouchebag
DeltaGODS must be CONTAINED
Any attempts to rationalize dingdong's behavior are ridiculous since he's obviously severely mentally ill>He said THIS but he goes and does THA-He's crazy. I bet the homeless person outside your local Dunkin does nonsensical things too. And unfortunately he's dating someone who seems exactly as fucked as he is
>>951780385>>951780162Lyle responding to Chris' idea of a Joker who tattooed pronouns all over his skin with>The woker?Was hilarious
this weird fag thinks chris was just trying to stop him from doing stuff, just say no and keep doing your stuff lol it’s that easy. I always thought he was a little off but he needs help
>>951780388Aqua
>>951780454That’s a tiktok joke
>>951780437I think it's just unmedicated chronic anxiety. Makes you unable to let go or look past anything, and since you can't, just about any relationship is a bridge looking to burn. Some dumb comment or inane look is going to be in the back of your mind for years just festering.Nothing super serious like schizophrenia, just mildly embarrassing over time.
It's hard to believe what DingDong and Julian are saying when they treat letsplaying as if they were coming back from a fucking hard shift from a chinese factory Like nigga you played video games for a couple of hours on a couch while joking and laughing. Get over yourself.>I CANT BELIEVE MY LIFE WAS RUNNING FROM LETSPLAYINGfucking shut the fuck up
>>951779939Isis, fuck you.
>>951780498AquaS
>>951780036Erotic old man...I bet his anus feels like the finest Chinese silk robes...
What if instead of oneyplays (video games) it was oneyplays (with his cock n balls) And it was 20-30 minutes of oney sitting there smacking his cock and balls around?
>>951780388sexually the mouse
>>951780641Dingdong would have stayed if that were the case
oneyplays the tuba
>>951780339Yeah but the ghetto snow bunny tits that broke into his house had to be fucking amazing.
i previously was mostly in support of dingdong's ramblings from a "fuck arin hanson" perspective but here he just seems so upset over the most minor of problems. "i saw him scrolling a thread about his friend on 4chan" being said as if it's a great evil act while dingdong himself seemingly reads every mean comment people have to say about him and julian is so odd.
>Oneyplays ruined my life>I will NOT BE YOUR FUCKING MOCKEY MOUSE YOU MAGA CHUDS(does nothing of relevance for a decade)>Has the style of an unironic schizophrenic(pompadour and Salvador Dali moustache)
It’s funny to think about how he and julian really thought them leaving would leave a huge hole in the channel and then Zach and the gang came back and everyone liked them more pretty much and everyone stopped caring about tubafag and mexican returning
>>951780688Did he say what board?If it was like, /co/, no shit the animator scrolls from time to time, fork found in kitchen.Some minor board like /ck/, just plain based. /pol/ alright that's pretty bad.
Damn, we're certainly not getting that finale Yiik video now
>>951780725Jokes on him this maga chud will keep laughing at his old oneyplays shit
>>951780025>Has a shit fetish>Was listening to Chris in the bathroom and somehow knew he was on 4chanKek what the fuck
I listened to the entire rant, here's what Chris has been accused of>Saying that DD doesn't need to buy a hard drive and Chris would bring one>Asking DD if he wanted to record some games together>Telling DD he'd love a chance to come out to AZ >Unfollowing DD on Twitter after DD told him that he never wants to see him again>Trying to avoid the issue of who needed to do what on the Yiik finale so no one would get mad at DD>Being bored while playing an obscure Sega CD game>Saying that Yiik might not do as well as their other videos At this point I'm convinced Chris has to be the nicest man on Earth if this is the best you can come up with after a decade of working with the guy
>>951780809According to DD it was just going to be a reanimated of the last episode that's already up>>951780757They'd be remembered as "the old guard" who people love seeing come back if they didn't burn the bridge and salt the earth
>>951780725>I’ve lost my faith in humanity overalljesus christ what is wrong with these guys, this has to be some super horrible enabling relationship between schizos
>>951780874I'm pretty sure that throughout the years whenever one of Chris's friends turns out to be huge neurotic faggots and try to cancel him they always literally cannot come up with real legitimate reasons to cancel him
>>951780973I remember one of Stamper's meltdowns was about Chris not doing the dishes a couple times while they were all living together for Sleepycabin
>>951780874It seems like the people who have a problem with him like Veronica just want to blow things out of proportion. There's one stream Veronica did where she was saying she didn't want him to visit his old ex gf from when he was in school because she had life threatening cancer and could die and started to make fun of him for crying about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs_eJFTt0J4
the rise and fall of dingdongvg by node armstrong when
>>951781019Yeah that video legitimately makes me hate that bitch, what type of fucking monster gets jealous over a fucking DYING TEMINALLY ILL person
>>951780874He's just a big dumb irish goober.I'd say he's too nice for his own good, but it's mostly worked out for him. At least all his old mentally unwell buddies don't just lie, so nobody really hates him.
>>951780874>>951781019Every controversy chris has had only makes me like him more
This entire thing could have been prevented if Matt just agreed to get pounded by Julian >>951780967I genuinely think it's irl folie a deux
>>951781185"I'd fuck Matt"
>>951781212
>>951780725he has the art style of a schizophrenic too
he wants to fuck tuba frogs, this is not even a fetish this is just insanity. This goes beyond like furry shit. You just have a serious problem
>>951781325HAHAHA YOU FROG FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!!!
unlucky (that you survived)
>>951780019lyle is not funny
>>951781291I don't even know what this is lol
>>951781325You mean the Digimon?
coming soon:My Response - ChrisMy Fetishes - Cory
I like Niall. I like Niall and Dave and Cory and Adam, and Adam is the bomb, and he's smooth, and if you mix him with Niall it tastes like a Mojito.
chris with zach and tomar playing hitman talking about pig physics mogs all the gay super niche games where ding dong giggled about like rugrats references
>>951781694Chris doesn't publicly respond to drama anymore. He used to get into it on Twitter.
What does dingdong look like anyway
>>951781843Well yeah isn't he like 33 now? I would say 27 is too old to do that
>>951781291>Unironically drawing shit like thisAnd he was scared that his parents would find out he was a fag and not that he drew poopy cartoon vore?
>Wider internet hearing DD go on one of his day-long broken record drama tantrums with a side of strawman sauce for his dedicated squadron of yes-men, and making a big deal of it when he's been doing this on a bi-monthly basis for over a decadeI assume every artist/dev/content creator is some degree of insane asshole and just roll with itOh today he's talking about obscure gaming trivia cool, I will listenOh he's started checking through his window for government mandated fag-slaying patrols because he spent too long doomscrolling this morning, time to go listen to something elseIt's that easy
>>951781774>>951781995I'm not going to pretend that Oneyplays with DD and Julian suddenly isn't funny anymore for a lot of people that's when they got into them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVitvXaWgoM
>>951781422he makes me laugh so you're wrong and also you're a faggot retard
>>951781773baseddave cory and niall and adam era is S tier
Someone post a picture of Kristy Kronic from the best gamers. It's absolutely critical that I know if she was hot or not.
Why does it seem there's a massive campaign for or against this dude? Came out of nowhere. Is that the entire purpose of these threads coming out, to question the entire thing in order to self research, increasing views and all that?
>>951782083DD&J aren't really funny, and Chris's dynamic with them was just clapping his feet together and making baby noises.Did not watch a lick of Oneyplays until they had already left.
>>951782444>DD&J aren't really funny,I thought they were in the context of the channel>Chris's dynamic with them was just clapping his feet together and making baby noises.He still does that with Adam & Dave We should have gotten more Chris, DD and Zachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFP_rc6F_k
>>951782444Why are there entire threads popping up about it every other hour?
>>951782345I 100% was convinced she was a fat chick given that she was into SL shit and had a "fat girl tries to sound sexy" voice
>>951782345It sucks that so much TBG stuff is lost to time. I'm doing my best to archive their streams but one by one they're disappearing off youtube.>>951782414>His latest rant got tweeted about by Kiwifarms, lots of exposure for normies>Said rant was about OneyPlays, so there's a dedicated strikeforce of fans coming to defend their favorite internet man>He is incapable of ignoring negative attention and will feed the trolls to bursting
>Oney when he doesn't play.
>>951780103Was this sinkopee? I remember being in their chat, I must've been 15 years old, and I was talking about how he needed to fuck her with his rock hard cock 64 or something. I think she laughed but he wasn't amused.
>>951782642pan pizza?
>>951782600Ok this isn't new to me, there's been quite a few times where someone isn't exactly who they made themselves out to be.Is there one event/video or tweet you can link that will showcase what your saying?
>>95178289545 minute clip of the streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikr91TDlhhgAnd 9 hours of the follow up damage control streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ROsmk2R1UDon't ask for timestamps because I ain't watching through that shit
>>951782855Pan pizza is a Mexican
>>951783436Doesn't he fuck his goth sister?
>>951783129>Hearing that stuff about the PANIC video that was one of my favorite Oneyplays videos and DingDong just guy fucked it to death... Fucking asshole
>>951783929What does he say about it? I rather not listen to him whining to find out.
>>951783929Don't let it get you down anon. DingDong can't be relied on to accurately tell you what he ate for lunch, motherfucker plays Chinese whispers with himself. Any positive memory will become twisted into an experience of victimhood, and then repeated until it's fact in his mind.
