I find it's always a good idea to push as many hard boiled eggs up your anus as possible before leaving the house, that way if you find an unconscious homeless guy then you can plop the eggs out onto him and pretend you're one of those creepy wasps that lays its eggs on top of stunned caterpillars
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>>952003779thought i was the only one
>>952003965There is a comedy skit that looks a bit like this but it is Bill Clinton and not a cartoon. I think he gave a public address to say he had a giant chicken bottom attached so he could help fight world hunger and breasts added so he could breast feed babies. I think its lost media.
>>952003779fuck me anon. that is sick. you need help. I have some eggs in the fridge. should I peel them before inserting?
cram ftw
>>952011367entirely down to personal preference, I find they plop out a little better when peeled in advance but may crumble internally if you have a particularly muscular rectum
>>952014568frogot the picseriously though, I forgot about the thread as soon as I made it, then I fell asleep, sucer-mois les chunks
>>952014568>>952014624have a virgin bungle hole. so unpeeled it is.
