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How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
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>>952003794
The fasting would have continued until lunch, if it was to be consumed.
And so on.
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>>952003794
I would feel exactly the same as I do now. I didn't have breakfast this morning.Why do retards obsess over this question?
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>>952004794
Good answer.
Next question:
How would you feel if you had eaten breakfast this morning?
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>>952004794
It's about how an unsettlingly high percentage of the population is unable to grasp basic concepts.
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But i did have breakfast
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>>952004925
That doesn't make any sense. Eating breakfast has nothing to do with understanding basic concepts.

>>952004844
I wouldn't have been hungry before lunch. Same question.
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>>952004651
What exactly was the jew daycare? Someone a politician?
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>>952003794
I did. :)
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>>952003794
hungry
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So why do retards obsess over this question? I still don't get it.
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>>952006262
don't worry about it....
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>>952006320
I'm not worried about it. I study retards in their natural habitat. Can you explain what significance this question has for you?
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>>952006446
yet...
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>>952006630
Are you saying you can't explain your obsession with this question? You're just an unthinking victim of a random meme?
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>>952003794
If it ain't go in it ain't gonna come out
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>>952006262
it's just a stupid question that too many morons have replied "but i did have breakfast" rather than "i'd feel hungry" or whatever
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>>952006798
That's not a stupid response. Having had breakfast makes the question invalid. I still don't understand why retards are so obsessed with it.
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>>952006882
You are brown, anon.
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>>952006961
Nope. Why are you obsessed with this question?
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>>952007026
I'm not. You're brown. Let me explain: the question is what's called a hypothetical. It's not asking you whether you had breakfast or not. It's asking how you'd feel, regardless of whether you actually did have breakfast, if you didn't have breakfast.. It contradicts the given criteria to say you did have breakfast.
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>>952007279
Lol no. You don't understand a hypothetical question is. Asserting something that's incorrect is not a hypothetical question. What if Trump shat bubbles that made people gay instead of just stinking up the room and making everyone cover their nose?
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>>952005501
It is a day care center for the goys you see.
Rewarded with a little money and job related status in exchange for zoom meetings presence and being silent about how vapid and inconsequential such jobs are.
A masquerade of a job anon.
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>>952008087
Ah, more weird cope.
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>>952003794
Hungover as usual, because we are run by godless Pedofiles, who worship Satan and ritualisticly sacrifice people who fall through the cracks.
Any how welcome to machinist labor, you will have metal splinters in your fingers no matter how capable you are.

Just buy cheap liquor, the Premium brands are Pure Smokescreen Platinum 7Xis way better than Titos and you have a 17$ difference, caliber is workable just run it through a charcoal filter Brita first.

Honestly how many of you are willing to eat the canned Vienna sausages, and resort to canned goods that don't quite meet the texture requirements that the fresh vegtables or meat might have once had ?

I was pretty blitzed before I tried mechanically separated deviled ham on crackers and I can't say I would do that again without survival circumstances .
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>>952008222
Fuck canned goods. You should eat dried foods like beans and lentils and rice.
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>>952008364
Traditionally canned shit should be fine, i'm not talking about the shit that gets coated in who knows what sort of preservative and stuffed into a can lined with a BPA preservative.
Just a Quart Glass jar with produce from the harvest sealed from a hot water bath.
I share your frustration on the storager of Green beans though, my family hasn't figured out the method to properly store them other than fresh, many say to blanche them, others to Flash freeze.

Otherwise, no I know how Flavor works and I'm not living like the brits or the japs who recently discovered a meal of substance during their soccer sojourn.
Fucking hell the Brits still cook like the Krauts are still sending bombs overhead.

Also all of those are ASS unless paired with a substance that has a fat or protein
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>>952007573
>TDS
Checks out.
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>>952008191
Ahh, muh projection.
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>>952003794
About the same. I don't have breakfast most mornings.
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>>952005426
>Eating breakfast has nothing to do with understanding basic concepts
Breakfast is irrelevant. The question poses a counterfactual scenario to test a person's ability to imagine a different reality. The question could be about anything. How would you feel if you got no sleep last night?
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>>952009723
How would he feel if he was a heterosexual top?
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>>952006262
How would you feel if you did get it?
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>>952009801
He'd no longer be offended by the question
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>>952009849
With my hands. The same way I always feel.
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anyhow, buy an old cast iron pan, that is polished and has a shiny black seasoned pan and never look back
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>>952010116
I sanded and buffed mine so it could be nonstick without all of the PTFEs and forever chemicals and whatnot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETpHRSu2iVY
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>>952009902
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>>952009352
>Ignore the pedophile starting wars and making everything expensive.
No.
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>>952009723
So how would you feel if Trump shat bubbles that made people gay instead of just stinking up the room and making everyone cover their nose?
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>>952017006
>>952017014
Shalom! Still voting Trump!
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>>952017014
I doubt I'd ever find out if that were the case. It's be some state secret. How would you feel if you weren't a slave to your Trump obsession?
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>>952017033
>He doesn't understand the constitution
Do it. Vote for Donald Trump in every election forevermore.
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>>952017056
My country wouldn't be in a war, we wouldn't have screw worm or cyclospora, and everything would still be cheap. How would you feel if you weren't retarded?
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>>952017056
>>952017096
Also the Epstein files would have been released in compliance with the law instead of being suppressed by Trump's DOJ.
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>>952017077
>>952017096
>>952017114
Tick tock, you Jew rat.
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>>952017179
I think it's hilarious that paying attention to what the president does is a mental disease in your eyes. Why do you worship a pedophile? How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017216
Die, Jew.
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>>952017264
But how would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017273
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>>952017295
Nobody worships Biden. How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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Sir Capita, we need you.
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>>952017337
But how would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017309
>>952017364
How would you feel if you were an actual human being, rabbi?
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>>952017412
I am and I'm not jewish. Why don't you want to acknowledge the children that Trump raped? How would you feel if you did acknowledge the children Trump raped?
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>>952017469
You are Jewish.
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>>952017539
But how would you like if you acknowledged the children Trump raped?
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>>952017587
>like
feel* goddamn autocorrect.

Hey, let's pretend I am a jew. Wouldn't that mean I know what Israel is holding over Trump? Why don't you believe me when I say that Trump raped children and that's why he's Netanyahu's bitch?
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>>952017587
Like a total lying kike. I'd legit probably be doing the merchant hands as I made up some bullshit story with zero evidence. Fortunately for me, I'm a patriot. Kill yourself.
>>952017605
>Why don't you believe the Jew
See most of history.
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>>952017626
Trump believes the jew and knows that the jew has evidence of him raping children. That's why he's Netanyahu's bitch. That is self evident so it's weird for you to deny it. How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017626
nta but didn't Trump post "no President did more for Isntreal" on x?
sounds pretty pro-kike to me, which would mean that people who like Trump are simping for kikes
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>>952017672
Jew.
>>952017681
Also a Jew, possibly same Jew.
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>>952017681
Trumptards are Schrodinger's Nazis. The both hate and love jews until a liberal collapses the waveform.
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>>952017710
But how would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017730
>>952017742
DIE, JEW.
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>>952017758
But how would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017096
>My country wouldn't be in a war, we wouldn't have screw worm or cyclospora, and everything would still be cheap
You caused all that?
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>>952017114
So if you weren't a slave to your political obsessions, the Epstein files would've been released? You obviously didn't understand my question
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>>952017769
Nah, the guy that caused my obsession caused all that. I wouldn't care about him if he were some milquetoast politician. How would you feel if you didn't vote for an obvious grifter that everyone told you was a grifter?
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>>952017794
Yup. See >>952017802
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>>952017768
>>952017802
>>952017811
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GODDAMN JEW. WHY THE FUCK HASN'T SOMEBODY NUKED ISRAEL YET!?
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>>952017216
>paying attention to what the president does is a mental disease in your eyes
Ranting about Trump in a conversation about breakfast is pretty mental
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>>952017825
Because Netanyahu has evidence of Trump raping children. How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017854
This was never a conversation about breakfast. How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952017825
because humans have empathy. something absent in jews. that's why (((they))) will drop the first bomb
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>>952017802
>How would you feel if you didn't vote for an obvious grifter that everyone told you was a grifter?
I cannot vote in your country's elections. Your obsession is so complete that everyone becomes a Trump voter in your eyes. Get help
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>>952017889
But how would you feel if Netanyahu didn't have evidence of Trump raping children?
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>>952017871
>>952017905
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>>952017905
>I cannot vote in your country's elections
Nobody cares about the opinions of foreigners. Fuck off back to Canada or whatever fake country you hail from.
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>>952017915
>>952017923
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>>952017923
This thread isn't about American elections, you schizo. Go back to /pol/
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>>952017940
Nobody cares about the opinions of foreigners. Fuck off back to Canada or whatever fake country you hail from.
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>>952017956
You're barely sentient
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>>952017908
i would be shocked. it would mean that trump is voluntarily his bitch. i also wouldn't believe that. i mean...come on...we're talking about jews here
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>>952017956
I'm in my own country. Fuck off to /pol/
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>>952017972
You're not a real person. You're a foreigner.
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>>952017976
Poof! You're shocked! That's why Trump started the war in Iran.
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>>952017987
are you implying i'm a cat?
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>>952017983
No you aren't. You're on the Internet which is owned by America and maintained by the navy. Fuck off to whatever fake country you hail from.
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>>952017987
All this bitching and moaning about Trump because you don't understand OP's question lol
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>>952018005
Worse. You're a foreigner.
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>>952018016
But how would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952018017
ofc, how silly of me. can you delete posts?
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>>952018010
The internet is a shared global network. No one government owns it, you simpleton
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>>952018022
You're a lost cause
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>>952018031
Wrong. The US navy controls the backbone servers for the internet and has done so before the 90's when the Internet was made available to the public. Go use minitel or whatever you have in your fake country.
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>>952018057
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
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>>952018042
That's a weird way to say that I pay attention to current events and don't worship pedophiles. How would you feel if you didn't worship a pedophile?
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>>952018074
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
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>>952018068
Like making breakfast. How would you feel if you were a real person who didn't hail from a fake country and you weren't mad about it and posting on America's Internet?
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>>952018080
>>952018086
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>>952018086
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
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>>952018091
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
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>>952018094
>>952018103
>Mad foreigner tries to autosaged the thread instead of going back
Many such cases.
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>>952018117
This thread isn't about your retarded president and your joke of a country.
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>>952018131
But how would you feel if you were a real person?
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>>952018117
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>>952018145
Have you finished crying about living in a country run by pedophiles?
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>>952018162
Are the pedophiles still in charge? My answer is exactly opposite to the answer of that question. Have you finished crying about being a fake person from a fake country on America's Internet?
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>>952018188
Pedophiles run your country. You're probably a pedophile too, because what kind of a country elects pedophiles to rule over them?
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>>952018238
That's a no. Sorry you're not a real person, your country is fake, and you don't have your own Internet service so you have to use America's. It must be really hard for a subhuman like yourself to accept.
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>>952018238
>what kind of a country elects pedophiles to rule over them?
israel? not that they have any choice
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>>952018268
After accusing me of defending your pedophile leaders, you're now defending your pedophile leaders. That's too funny
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>>952018405
Either you're a foreigner and therefore not a real person, or you're American and you worship a pedophile. I don't discipline my dog for having wrong beliefs.
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>>952018422
Your opinions are worth less than nothing to me. I just want politics obsessed Americans to stay on /pol/
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>>952018888
>Your opinions are worth less than nothing to me
My opinions are worth so little that you are compelled to respond to every post I make.

>I just want politics obsessed Americans to stay on /pol/
This is America's Internet. If you don't like it then you can use whatever joke of an Internet service your country provides.



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