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floof

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wtf is a kilometer

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>>952210903
a kilogram of meters

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arbitrary unit of distance

I can't wait to get home and sing and play guitar. I've been working on my jazz.
Maybe I'll keep working on more classical stuff.

You know, I never could figure out if I'm a high baritone or or baritenor. I might be a tenor something.

yo stfu

I haven't said much at all in the past hour, don't worry
I'll sing for you in a couple days :)

you never did anything with your life dash. stop lying to yourself

I'll do you real good, don't you worry

you can't even leave mommy's house, calm down you mentally ill troon

I can't wait to get home and shave, couldn't be bothered when trying to be a guy, took too long. Wish I could afford laser hair removal, but in due time.

>>952211822
How about I go to your house and show you a real mommy :)

you won't do anything in your life, that's effort

Sure thing honey, now go to your room. Mommy and daddy are busy.

you are not busy dash, you have nothing to do in your life, you are being carried around like a pathatic pet by your parents

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Blep.

So insubordinate! You must like being humiliated. You even type like a bottom! Stupid bratty subs.

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yo stfu

humiliated by a junkie somali lookalike? don't kid yourself schizo, you're like a twig in the wind, easily broken is you leave your mommy's house.

>>952212407
(you)

'member the nuclear engineer ambition? Pepperidge farms remembers

>>952212565
Well I know I can be pretty dark, but I'm pale as a ghost. The white reflecting off me shows how much of an angel I truly am.
Learn to type a little better, sweetheart. You're fumbling.

>>952212634
I've embraced the fact that I've always been kinky. I simply pulled back from the sexy talk until I got tits and life got better. Really considering doing real porn, might even be fun to be an escort. I was made for this.

he watched a few jewtube videos and thought that is enough to become an engineer lol

I can use a hammer, turn some screws. That should be good enough.
I'm basically an engineer already, coming up with all kinds of solutions to problems you didn't even know existed.

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Prepare the CAT.

and yet you couldn't even install a simple operating system without fucking shit up and nuking yourself. you were always a failure, dash.

>>952212787
LMAO

>>952212634
(you)

>>952212891
I can get hammered and love to screw. Can I be an engineer too? kek.

I not only fixed it, I did it with a good attitude unlike you. You lost already, you fail at even typing. Can't decide, almost as if you want me but can't commit. How adorable :)

>>952212934
That depends on how much experience you have in this field. Got any recommendations from someone? The position may already be filled here, unfortunately.

except you just kept crying and left for a while. damn how good were the threads without you.

Sounds to me like you're crying like a little bitch who needs to be roughed up a bit.
I know a thing or two about threads, wait until I can get more.

What should I get? Leather, latex? I need something to match these boots to step all over you.

yo stfu

you don't have any money, you can't even get food.

>>952212995
Start with the light stuff and work your way up to the hard stuff. I got years of experience with hammerings. kek. delve into multiple fields too

>>952212940
>>952213022
>>952213122
>>952213153
>>952213233
>>952213234
(you)

>>952213234
I'm gonna eat good soon, my friend

>>952213257
I've had some practice, can't wait for the real work. I'll get better in due time.

You know, if you want my attention just be a little nicer and friendly
Challenging me constantly gets us nowhere :3

we just want you to gtfo, troon, you are the cancer of these threads

Oh I will, and it won't be for you. Good thing I enjoy being a dom as much as I enjoy being a sub.

I had a tomato sandwich for lunch. With Bacon!

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you never had any sexual contact with any human, dash. we, of course, exclude the family dog. and with that face, you never will, since the family dog is dead.

>>952213690
try a b.l.t. with onion rings on it.

>>952213690
That sounds yummy! I could go for a sandwich, getting kinda hungry.

:D

>>952214199
Wipe that smile off your face before I smack you

I wish I could open up these images. No doubt my mom has looked over at this degenerate shit lmao. I'm going to assume she isn't reading, not like she hasn't seen worse

:DDDDD

Gay homos fighting

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less argue more butt

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>>952214518
Go smack housemates phat ass

>>952214612
you think she'll sit on my face if i ask real nice?
jk, i'm not a creep

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>>952212847
Prepare for what...?

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Should I replay Dark Souls 1, 2, or 3?

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>>952214693
I mean, she might, lol. That's def a gamble tho

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>>952214708
Bonk.

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Oh such eagerness to test out a new bonk tool.

>>952214737
i don't really approach people like that anyway, but who knows stuff could happen, like with former housemate

>>952214693
Maybe, might depend on how well you know her
I wouldn't say no, but I need someone to make me not be a creep :p

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Bonk tool cannot go commercial without proper testing.

I'm so bored, I wish we had flown
I just horny post because I've gotten scary good at it

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Bleh. So many phonecalls today. And a video interview tomorrow. Exhausting

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What even kind of market is there for certified cat bonkers...?

cat weeb

>>952215070
Sorry to hear that, best of luck
If it makes you feel any better I'm exhausted too
I need a hug and maybe a bf in my life instead of of all this back and forth being stupid for attention
nobody ever says I'm cute and means it enough it feels

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Amateur hobby. Open source.

My mom is so fucked up and fucked me up pretty bad. Having narcissistic parents has forced me to put up with insane shit to the point it's hard to be approachable and honest. Disgusting people, I need real comfort in my life.

Sorry for not posting art right now, I wish I had more on my phone
I hope everyone is doing well today

Work mode is boring. Feels like my life right now. I'm sick of being toxic because of my own fucked up family and life situation, I just hide the pain until the caffeine wears off. It's tough right now, this trip has been agonizing, worst fucking drama this family has probably ever had.

yo stfu

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ya stfu

Fuck you, I'm sick of being silent, go die

Trash idiots who can't hold a conversation to save their fucking life

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no one comes here to be your therapist

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no one comes here to have stimulating conversations

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>>952215976
do you consider that potential conversation to be stimulating?

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CAT~

>>952215957
No you just come here to be shit, hope your kid doesn't grow up to hate you because it sure seems like it may happen anyway

>>952215976
You're not wrong

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>>952216028
I spare enough time for 1-2 sentences, so no.

>>952216040
FOX

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Aww, he gave a fox.

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Puffy pantsu.

So tired. Can't wait to get to the next house and sleep.

:D

yo stfu

What's everyone up to today? other than posting fur obviously :p

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things done

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funi
https://youtu.be/IiPCzpplejc

>>952217297
Cleaning is good. I never did my dishes before I left, gotta do them when I get home.

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>>952217321
try vaccsuccing the entire house and mopping about half the house.

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dog hair, fugging, everywhere
literal shit stains
mud
drool
rice all over the place for reasons
chunks of carrots
chunks of celery
chunks of whatever else they give to the dogs to chew on
stray ass fugging herbs and spices
i swear the monster and the wench don't even know how filthy it was. they just assume the floor eats all the dirt and carry on their merry way.

>>952217362
I haven't mopped my floors, just sweep or succ
I don't fuck with the... Other side. I just go over there to see the cats, and sometimes get food.

>>952217544
I'm sorry. I genuinely hope I can get you a place to live at some point, fren. You don't deserve that.

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frig

language

cat weeb

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wabbit

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hunting

>>952219139
So I have to ask. Do you have any idea what's going on with all this stuff? Like discord servers or something?
Or are we all just really connected in strange ways? Just went for a smoke, and the gas station had some crystal skull vodka thing with 3 types, never knew about them and thought about trying it before.

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>>952219810
if discord is doing something stupid i have no idea, but i guess it should be assumed
i don't smoke
i dont go to gas stations
i don't smoke around gas stations
i have a water bottle that is a former crystal skull vodka bottle (and a big one).
bruh, i don't know what all this 'stuff' is.

>>952219943
Well I hadn't had a smoke since this morning, felt good only to come back to see that image. My mom got some little bottles of alcohol, and I almost got the vodka. I need more skulls to decorate with.
I think consciousness is far more bizarre than we realize. Just not long ago I paused for something and you made a comment that made me feel like you were aware. I suppose I'm just hyper aware.
Synchronicity is quite something.