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You aren't doing anything with your life anyways. Why not join Islam?
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>>952268631
>life going like shit
>no gf
>hot arab girl appears in my life
>starts talking to me about islam
>doesn't sound so bad
>convert and start practicing
>marry her
>turns out she's a narcissist
>her mother is a narcissist too
>her mother comes to my house with her small kid with no return ticket regularly
>they spend months at a time
>they ruin all my relationships
>one day my father sets me aside
>"look, I support you in your decisions but you have to know this..."
>the credit card he had given me in case of extreme emergency
>she had maxed it out
>buying stupid stuff like fast food or retarded gifts hor her mother
>confront her
>she fakes an illness
>spend all day in er, surprise, nothing
>two weeks later
>have tachycardia and hypertensive attack from the stress after a verbal abuse assault from her
>they think I am the one pretending
>spend all night in er
>doctor says to chill the fuck out or I'm fucked
>go back just in time to go to work all day
>tired af so just fall asleep after work
>they wake me up saying "why do you sleep during the day, you have to spend time with the family"
>code language for "we are bored you have to take us to the mall"
>they know I haven't slept all night
>they know I am stressed to breaking point
>say no, I'm sick
>mother storms out of the room and shouts in arabic, throwing things to the walls
>calls her husband
>he wants to talk to me
>"you know a real man can't be sick, he has to be a support for the family blah blah blah"
>tell him to fuck off
>tell them all to fuck off
>grab car keys
>drive to parents house
>sleep for two full days
>wake up rested and realize what I had been through
>divorce
>happier than I have ever been
>do a bbq with friends
>all meat is pork
>drink alcohol
>life is amazing
Fuck islam. And fuck muslims.
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>>952268631
I live in the west. Easier to be christian or catholic.

Why be muslim?
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>>952268631
Because every muslim that has ever lived is burning in hell :)
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I don't want to be a sand nigger.
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not into raping kids or blowing myself up
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>>952268631
because they are not welcoming



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