CASHNADO ALERT!!GRAB THAT CASH!
why did we let boomers run the world again?
>gambling:|>gambling, japan(little girls edition):o
I hate that digital slot machines are vidya by any definition.I want to be as far away from the association as possible.
>>952270806Because your ass doesn't vote.
>>952270806I miss my grandma.
>>952270810Me too man. Cashnados are dangerous.
To win big at the cashnado, you must become the cashnado.
>>952270812he's fast!
>>952270805Gambling, including lotteries, shouldn't be freely advertised irl.
>>952270806fucking zombies man
>>952270815>>952270806the green lighting makes me think of that one scooby doo movie where ghouls suck out people's souls
>>952270812faster
>Me>At casino >Watch Asian man playing some vidya poker or digital slot machine game >Does something with his phone >Think he connected his bank account to the machine >Instantly see $5,000 get transferred to the machine >Poggers If I was rich I probably would be a gambling addict. It feels more fun when you have so much disposable throwaway income to drop on gambling in hopes of winning even more money. You have less to lose/risk if you are already wealthy. $5,000 to that man must have been like $500, but who knows. Maybe that was all his money and he just said "fuck it" and went all in in hopes of hitting big.
Older slot machines that actually spit out coins when you win seem pretty cool and it's sad that all we have nowadays is this shitty curved TV video slot dog shit with printed receipts instead of actual coins
>>952270806You weren't born when they took over the world, and now you're busy jerking off
>>952270817>faster
>>952270819I understand why they did it. Only one kind of machine to maintain for the whole casino, just different software.But I get you though. It's not like I've ever been to any of those places, but a casino without coins? What's the point?
>>952270806Its funny when you realise they're doing it wrong and achieved nothing
>>952270805Gachatroons
>>952270806How is this different from zoomers gacha porn games, except that these boomers can actually win real money?
>>952270822Yeah it absolutely makes sense from an operator's perspective, it just seems like a lot of the magic is gone. I wonder if there was pushback when places first started making the transition
>>952270806How does that even work? is it like, a pity pull like in gachas where "Yeah this sucker has wasted some money without a win, here's 5 bucks back."?
>>952270825It's different because there is no game surrounding it, it's just the gacha pulls
>>952270818Casino addicts are subhumanI have no problem with taking risk but every casinos are rigged so what's the point
>>952270828The "game" in gacha is litetally the same thing
>>952270828But the game is to justify the gatcha, its not like you can use it in other games. it's even more worthless than actual money.
>>952270830Not even defneding gachas but no, it isn't
>>952270821FASTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRNXCZO9Xg
>>952270832Yes it is. Theres illusion of interaction, when its all just a numbers game.
>>952270829This is why blackjack is basedBasic strategy brings the house edge down to like half a percent and with counting you can flip it to your sideIt's a good game to play if you just want the experience of sitting there shooting the shit with the dealer and other random jackasses without it really costing you much of anything long term
>>952270824>>952270825you are delusional if you think gachaGODs spend even a fraction of what these zombies waste on a single afternoon
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>>952270834Okay but no matter how much you minimize it there is still a game there
>>952270834can say that about any game, vagueretard-kun...
>>952270836if you actually worked for you money instead of spending your ebt on pngs you could afford to spend more too
>>952270840Which gacha games accept EBT?
>>952270809>He thinks voting mattersLmao
honestly i'm so glad nobody i care for fell for this shit>>952270806>>952270816>mfwalso, fucking jannies handing me a 24h ban from posting in the last thread for no discernible reason
>>952270842How was it supposed to work if you didn't Pokemon GO to the polls?
>>952270807kek, SePoBePo
>>952270841No anon. YOU CANT ASK QUESTIONS!YOUR OWNED! He OWNED YOU!Don't ask how. He just did.
>>952270806one of a few things could be happening here.Sometimes a bank of machines can have linked bonuses, one person gets it, everyone playing gets in. Or. sometimes places promote machine banks with timed bonuses. Advertise that an area is 'the cashnado zone!' ooOOoOoOh and hand out pity credits every so often.Both of these have the same problem. I don't see credits getting added anywhere, and the one on the left is still in the credit denomination screenAnd three, could just be a pregaming ritual by habitual gamblers. not much different than blowing on dice or having a lucky hat. Still grim
>>952270819I worked at a casino that had coins slot machines back in '07 and they'd have metal cans to put the coins in and haveng to loud ass metal coins get dumped into metal buckets by 40 different boomers every 5 minutes for 9 hours a day made me wantbto go over and beat them with it.
>>952270827An anon broke it down before but they’re doing it wrong. Basically a Cashnado Alert signifies that during their slot pulls there’s a chance that they’ll pull a Cashnado and start the actual event you can grab cash in. It’s not guaranteed.So at this moment, they’re grabbing at nothing and just wasting time.
>zoomers are dopamine addicted to gatcha girl games and brainrot videos on their iphones>meanwhile the literal boomers
>>952270825Generally gacha addicts at least understand how their games work and don't pointlessly paw at the screen like retards
just buy grandma a switch at this point, it will work out way cheaper.
These are the people who own all the real estate you can't afford.
>>952270806Is this a ploy by the casino to get them to stand up once in a while so they don't die from sitting so long?
>should i go enjoy whats left of my life or help my family thrive?>nah>i'll blow my life savings on a form of legal robbery which is designed so you never win and they openly tell you that its a 10-35% loss rate>not per spin>every time you playThe gambling isnt a problem but you are quite simply better off playing card games because at least with cards you can openly see the odds and can actually win if you calculate them correctly.
>>952270819I miss these too sometimes, the nickel machines were good to waste time at. I hate this "Here's 3 color swapped MacGuffins that activate the bonus, they get bigger as you play MACGGUFFINSIZEHASNOTHINGTODOWITHLIKLIHOODOFBONUSACTIVATION" trendEverything is a variant of it nowadays.
>>952270848but that sounds like pure soul
Yoooo my daily dose of CASHNADO thread
>>952270856I just wanna match fruits and sevens like in my old computer games and hear coins plink outI'm '92 and even for me this shit was gone by the time I was old enough to step in a casino
>>952270811kek
test
>>9522708614chan.org/banned
>>952270828>game
there are government approval documents for each brand and model of video poker machine designating how they work as well as the expected rate of return with the approved selection of game settings.>rate of return is usually 70-80%, practically never above 90%>on average you're wasting 20-30% of your money every time you play
>>952270863yes
>>952270812I work at a casino and we would be absolutely delighted if we saw a patron doing this. Like he'd be our favorite guy.
>>952270864>gambling starts with gamesso give your kid a ps5
>>952270807If I could win a cute girl in irl gambling I'd do it too.
BAZINGA!!!!
>>952270855>if you calculate them correctly.CARD COUNTINGDING DONG BANNU
>>952270864>>952270867>nogame.s[...]lmao
>>952270870>impossible to prove or disproveIt's just what they use to kick out people they don't like, isn't it?
>new bomberman game is a slot machineI hate Konami so much.
>>952270872they kick out people who are winning, quite simply
>>952270837FASTER
>>952270870>NOOooo >Stop thinking of numbers You have to be over 16 to post on this site
>>952270870SIR ARE YOU USING YOUR PREFRONTAL CORTEX THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES
>>952270812DEJA VU
>>952270876>Stop thinking of numbersno.now check out these trips
>>952270872They still do. You have no inherent right to be in a casino. If we don't like what you're doing we can boot you out. We don't have to prove shit. If you create a fuss when we ask you to leave we call the sheriff and now every time you have a background check you have to explain why you're trespassed from a casino.During horse racing we asked a guy to leave and he shouldered his way passed security. We just shrugged and called the SO. Turns out he was an owner of a few race horses. He had to pack up his horses to leave. Probably cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars and casinos talk so he'll have a hell of a time getting his horses on the track.
>moved to /b/Oh nonono...
>>952270874No. We do not. We want you to win. Truly. For the schlubs on the casino floor, they want you win because a happy patron is easier to deal with than a pissy one. And a happy patron tips better. The suits want you to win too. When you win, you will tell every fucking person you know that you won. You'll tell people you know in front of people you don't know. The people at the table behind you in Denny's will hear you telling the waitress you won. When you win, you become our best, most passionate marketer. We want you to win and tell everybody around you that you won. We want you back to try again too, because eventually you'll pay back the advertisers fee. Casinos want you to win because we know you won't keep your mouth shut about it.
>>952270806Imagine inhereting the most opulent generational wealth and running it into the ground. Boomers and "the greatest generation" destroyed the planet. Getting beaten by Jamaican nurses in their later years is too merciful for their sins.
