Seems they just fired random government officials and stole confidential American data
eat the rich
>>952348128Imagine that. Incompetent bad faith actor enacts confidence scheme and if fails catastrophically.
yeah but he's gonna build that hyperloop and get everyone to work at three times the speed of twn light years
>>952348192Gonna have factories on the moon with humanoid robots
>>952348128Elon bros i don't feel so good.
>>952348172he was the best mupper the elite could get to try get us to the transhuman age lol
>>952348275Alan Turing and Nikolai Tesla are turning in their graves.
>>952348301*Nikola before some fucking nerd corrects me
>>952348128Fuck I'd love to fight him. No gloves.
>>952348316>before some fucking Serb corrects meThey're a touchy people, anon.
Him and Trump need to be sent to Mars asap.
>>952348128They used early 2025 AI. AI is magic and capable of reasoning.
>>952348128This guy, Trump and Trump's entire admin are all traitors
>>952349080Traitors to woke faggots which is a good thing
>>952349152Literally nobody cares about your culture war bullshit except faggots arguing with bots on twitter. Trannies have never and will never affect me. Go cry on /tv/ about a nigger in the odyssey
Elon is an interesting person. He went from internet love to internet hate. He's also a very powerful man. He's no mad king however. I think he's a kind, caring father. The fact that he allows his transitioned son to slander his name is evidence that he does in fact have a heart. The people who using his son to push their own agenda are far worse in my opinion.
>>952349221Shut up, Elon.
>>952349221Kek
>>952348128>fired random government officialsif you fire government workers at random you are more likely to reduce waste than cause any actual problems
Elon? Incompetent? Lying about his achievements? This have never once happened.Self driving cars, just one more year!
>immigrant>welfare queen>scammer>drug addict>deadbeat dad>tryhard>africanN
>>952349152I guess the Constitution is woke according to you, you brainwashed cuck faggot
>>952349491go be a lolbertarian somewhere else. adults are talking
>>952348146Fpbp
>>952349941if you fire government workers at random you are more likely to reduce waste than cause any actual problems though
NUCLEAR BOMB PROOF WINDOWS
>>952349771You know self driving cars have been around for years now, right?...
just tell him to delete the data and promise not to use it, no harm done
>>952348128>WAAAH!!!>SHITTY GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS THAT SUCK GOT FIRED!!!! >WAAAAAHHH!!!!Do you ever not cry OP?
>>952350284Imagine trying to suck elon cock tthis hard
>>952350200Yeah and they aren't even Teslas Even with all that apartheid money he couldn't do what his competitors did
>>952350328>Big ol' crybaby still crying over Elon.Don't worry, we will call the wambulance for you.
>>952350513>I love elons cockWe can tell
>>952350608Why are you thinking about elons cock so much anon? Are you looking to suck his cock?Protip: We can tell you want to sit on Elons cock.
>>952350644>no youKek
>>952350656>Anon creates a post about Elon AGAIN>Somehow, everyone else is obsessed with Elon.kek
>>952350697Nice damge control of your "no you" attempt
>>952348128(((watchdog says)))
>>952348128Yet another fake article with no source.
>>952350717>>952350826See>>952350328
>>952350710>Anon thinking about Elon all day.
>>952350840Watchdog says that if you can reply to everyone in this thread you'll get your government job back
>>952348128Whoever could have seen that coming!?!
>>952348128Musk is literally a walking Dunning-Kruger effect
>>952350935>>952350979>i love elons cockWe can tell
>>952351145>Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon>ELONS COCK ELONS COCK ELONS COCKEveryday all day huh anon?
>>952348301One fucked little boys and the other raped a pigeon. They’re not turning, they’re burning. In hell.
bump
redemption or punishment
>>952351322Musk rapes kids too! It all comes full circle.
>>952349221Leftycucks loved Elon before they found out that he doesn't follow the leftist narrative like a good little goyum
>>952352301Girls FTW
>>952351091I want to agree with you but the man is worth $700bn. At what point do you accept that he might know a few things and may be pretending to be retarded?
>>952348192in the future, you will park your at the 6mn sq ft parking garage attached to the nearest Cyber Tunnel Entry Point, read your phone to tell you which Tesla to enter, then enjoy the ride through Elon's Rectal Cavity to your final destination (they are all driven remotely by jeets and there's a 30% chance a lag spike will send you crashing into one of the walls).Thank God this proud specimen of the white race had the gumption and intelligence to disrupt the transportation industry.
>>952349221If my son trooned out I would kill him, Elon has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint.
>>952352301there is so much reddit in this image it causes me physical pain
>>952348128They also shut down a bunch of gay DEI programs so that’s pretty cool.
>>952352874I don't go to reddit but clearly you do. What's that mean? Reddit is where the elite pedo group meets?
>>952353584lady g operated one of reddit's most active and popular accounts
>>952352866मेरे दोस्त, हम ब्राह्मण अगली महाशक्ति बनाने के लिए एक साथ रहेंगे
>>952348128>uncited>unnamedSeems legit and saged
>>952348128Source? Evidence? Anything to back this claim?Next, you'll tell me he's hoarding a secret supply of antimatter to build a bomb.Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>952355912gross why are racial jews they so fucking ugly
>>952355672>>952355672probably is
bumping
>>952348128Oh no what ever will we do without all those “gOvErNmEnT oFfIcIaLs” telling us how to live our lives.
>>952348146How about you get money and become rich yourself instead of complaining
>>952348128Ah yes the super reliable “watchdog’>>952348146
>>952348128They also fired everyone who was investigating Elon Musk
>>952352484Lefty here. I have never even liked Elon Musk. He's an obvious grifter that has contributed nothing to society and never will.
>>952351322Neither of those things happened you fucking idiot
>>952362537this was the real reason for it all and im surprised people aren't seeing that.DOGE eliminated agencies investigating him, while also eliminating roadblocks to his projects and contracts.DOGE also eliminated terrorist watch groups because trumps wants an attack on our soil really badly. And he hopes to god its in a blue state. Doesn't matter who does it, he will both use it to justify boots on the ground in iran and to justify suspending midterms.Also DOGE cut the people who keep us safe from pants shitting lettuce. Oops!And we saved approximately nothing. while cutting us soft power to effectively zero. You know who benefitted from doge? weirdly, elon, trump, and china. SHOCKING STUFF.
>>952348128Oooooh, "watchdog".
>>952348128what watchdog? what information is their source? what data do they have to back their claim?
>>952348128You voted for it. Twice.>hang all traitors
>>952368164Sucks for you that "Elon is a massive tool" is such an easy-to-believe claim
>>952365697Shit, who’s gonna tell him?
>>952352944Checkem
>>952348128What did you expect from a fake department literally named after a 4chan meme?
>>952348128I think we have a couple issues to tackle:Does the general public believe that there is widespread government fraud? Given the results of audits, it is ABJECTLY OBVIOUS that government fraud is abundant.In that vein, is there evidence to suggest that the government is oversized and overfunded? ABSOLUTELY, given that the government's budget has doubled in the last 10 years but the government isn't doing twice as much stuff.Are many facets of the government outdated, and in desperate need of modernizing? As someone who currently works in government, YES. We have so much legacy crap that is only used because we have departments all circlejerking with the same file format which has been obsolete since 2004 that it's sickening. And when one of the computers that the house of cards is sitting on crashes, the department that was using that system becomes utterly useless. Social security is a great example.Then the question becomes by what mechanism do you determine where that bloat and fraud exists?The DOGE/Musk strategy was to break it. If you break or remove a part of a machine, and the machine keeps on churning, you know that the piece was redundant. If you remove a part of a machine and some other part picks up the slack, you know that part was redundant.He did the same thing with Twitter. He fired half the staff, and twitter kept on churning. He DID have to hire back a small minority of the actually productive programmers, but the overall staffing of X is substantially less than the staffing of Twitter despite it being larger than ever. Similarly, with DOGE's government layoffs, a small minority of productive experts needed to be hired back on.Government tries to do way too much. The idea of cutting down the government to ONLY the things that the government absolutely has to do is a good idea if you're willing to make the sacrifices that come with that.
>>952368949careful not to choke on the laces while you're licking that boot
>>952367378That's literally from a fuckass ai video, retard.
>>952369033Yeah, "Take away half of the government's money" is definitely boot licking.
>>952348128Atleast it further enriched elon Right?
>>952348234I'm fully convinced Grok is Elon's project to build an AI of himself as a step to the singularity.
>>952350200Oh yeah theres litterally billions of self-driving cars attempting to parallel park and plugging the carpool lanes. Vast herds of self-driving cars darken the great plains. The herds can actually be seen from space.
>>952348146get a job commie rat
>>952371019The great self-driving Tesla does remain an elusive beast. I've traveled even as far as the lands of the Amazonian Zoox's and have only heard rumors of the autonomous Tesla.
>>952348128is this according to "sources familiar with the matter"?
>>952371019I've ridden in one. It's actually... Kinda unpleasant. You're putting a LOT of faith in a machine, and while it does shockingly well - honestly driving better than some women I've ridden with - it requires the roads to be in pretty pristine condition, is very much canted towards hyper-caution when it comes to pedestrians or anything pedestrian-adjacent, and the highway driving feels incredibly unsafe. Maybe it's something you get used to after a while, but I desperately wanted to just take control of the wheel and drive it myself.
>>952371306highly controlled conditions, limited distances, frequent delays, occasional failure. "self-driving" cars are not ready for prime time by a long shot. call me when they can negotiate the traffic and drop you at a busy airport.
>>952348128It's not stealing if the president gives you permission. Trump owns the USA, he can do what he wants with it and that applies to his sub contractors too.
>>952348128>final result>probably near 110 billion but not actually 110 billionwowoowowow so bad. where were these watch dogs when obongo was blasting billions all over the place in the first place?
>>952371503trump owns any place he pollutes with his loaded diaper stench
>>952371595Keep that tongue brown, anon.
>>952348128>they just fired random government officialsCould only do better by replacing "random" with "all"
>>952371681yeah man, israel definitely wanted elon to gut some of their highest paying money laundering in the most bloated government in human history.
