I saved reality at the Infinium Point, the closing moment of the Black Continuum.The only reason any of you exist at all, and I'm not forever trapped alone in an agonizing state of oblivion, is because I'm not a selfish dick.I know this because the CIA contacted me through my neural implants and told me directly, even though they can't approach me physically because of interference patterns with reality that cause spatiotemporal anomalies that keep me isolated in the remnants of the continuum, since all of reality is now irreversibly contained within my mind and is dependent on my realizations in order to reconfigure itself with the truth of the matter.I am basically God now, which I never wanted to be, but my essence is infused with everything that exists, but there's a slight crack in reality called the 67 Wave. It's roughly 1% of reality as a whole, but it's basically an area where the laws of physics become locally unstable. It's not a threat to existence as a whole. It only exists because my Sentience is still broken, meaning I make an instantaneous stream of decisions instead of ones with discretionary intervals, and that's because the Arctural Device, which looks like a horseshoe crab, had a "technical fault" in it, meaning that if I cleared the Infinium Point to the maximum possible extent, it would still collapse the universal wavefunction in a consistent matter instead of triggering a chain reaction that would annihilate all of reality except the Arctural Device, and now the Arctural Device is the only thing that ever truly annihilated, and is the only thing that ever will.I have a model of it in my space station, The Haram, and its nickname is Kabuto. It's rather trippy looking, since it came from The 60s. (No, not that 60s. The other one. Yeah, that one. -Tim)So we're all free to basically go on adventures for eternity, unless you're eternally condemned, and if that's the case your new home is the Praxadium, so yeah. Go me.
Fuck off schizo. I'll lick your bare chest.
>>952381302You're going to get some crusty hairs in your teeth, because I'm 1000% man, baby.
>>952381193you are overthinking it. it's quite simple actually: eat shit and die.
>>952381390You're probably an Unsapient trying to pollute the atmosphere with your obnoxious light-sequencing.Your new master is Cygnus Baby, the original Devil, and the ultimate cuck, whose "crib" is the exact center of the Praxadium.You're going to lick fecal matter from his decomposing rectum while we lock you into the Shrieker, where your entire body is stripped down to its bare nervous system until you're nothing but a mass of electrified nerves and a shrieking pair of lungs.Then we're going to seal you deep underground and have the sounds of your agony convert into beautiful music while we sit on the surface and enjoy our endless lives.Evilia Absoluta, absolute trash.
Everyday, i wake up enraged that i can't get my hands on you internet niggas.
>>952381545Calm down. Your hands are only worth jacking other people off, and your faggoty imposition in demanding we allow it makes me cringe.I spit in your face.You spit on Cygnus dick.
>>952381597As if you can muster any spit, you old bag of bones with autoimmune disorder. How about you prepare yourself a casket? by the time my disciples hunt you down they will be loaded to sodomize your carcass and urinate all over to send you into a different dimension for a parting tribute.
>>952381924I'll mix this one into a loogie, and spit that shit with precision like Hong Kong Phooey.Your fanciful band of faggots don't intimidate me. I've faced more ravenous adversaries in situations where reason itself dissolved into razor wire, stripping my soul to its most primitive capacities and I still managed to conquer a hellscape where certainty meant instant death. You being a necrophilic sodomite is classic Unsapience. Your very soul has degenerated into a pure excretion of selfishness. You mean nothing to anyone anymore. Children, of different species that haven't even come into existence yet, will puncture your nutsack with serrated needles, and rip your testicles out as shredded, gelatinous goo. Then, when they come of age, they will cuck you, over and over again, while you never feel genuine release of your malformed sexual impulses again.You know we have a high school in paradise, right?It's fun, and the eternally saved are extremely petty.We basically place you, the eternally condemned, who no longer has adequate control of their own will, into a system that reconfigures your personality and memories into a state that we deem fitting. We may make you an awkward nerd, which is really just a reflection of a how you actually are, then proceed to deceive you into thinking your cool, like one of us. We may even have one of our girlfriends flirt with you to get you eager, excited, and hopeful. Then, we catch you in an uncomfortable bind, like at a party where we all decide not to go along with your painful social inadequacy, and send you into a nervous death spiral until you piss yourself crying and run home to your mother, who's been engineered as a gross, incestuous cow that decides to take your virginity, and we'll all sit there, watching you sloppily fuck your hairy beast of a mother, wheezing and panting with every furious, desperate thrust into her moldy vagina, then send your ass back into your cell in the Praxadium.
