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>Futurama
>Sphere
>24
>5' 7
>245 pounds
>3 inches flaccid / 5 inches hard
>4 days ago
>no
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>>952546514
Prostitutes don't count
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>>952546514
Hello mr FBI agent.
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>YOU'RE DATA MINING ME
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How do cum more, I came today and it was kind of dissappointing
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How do I undo my deathgrip? I'm 33, circumsized, and havent had a girlfriend in 6 years and sex in 5, so porn is all I've been looking at
>>
>>952546514
>DFT St. Louis
>Obsession
>29
>5’9
>???? I’m skinnyfat
>???????
>yesterday
>yes
>>
>>952546519
Stop boasting
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>>952546514
>Sunny
>Abatap trips
>32
>5,8
>165
>today
>nope

>>952546515
Yes they do and it's cheaper too
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>>952546514
>House of the Dragon
>Tag (didn’t finish it though)
>36
>5’6”
>140
>4” flaccid 7” erect
>Monday
>No
>>
>The Simpsons
>Ghostbusters 2
>30
>5'10
>170
>6 inches
>yesterday
>no
>>
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>data mining thread
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>>952546525
>implying the gov doesn't already have tons of data on you from your favorite drink, porn preferences, to how neurotic or autistic you are
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>>952546514
>From
>The Last House
>34
>6'1
>190 lbs
>6 inches
>This morning
>Yes
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>>952546526
sounds to me like you use 1 email for everything, pay money to netflix for your tv and movies, go to fast food outlets and don't schizo purchase and schizo post, your loss
>>
>>952546514
The Sopranos
Scarface
44
6'2
205
7 1/4
Morning
Your mom
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>>952546514
>King of the Hill
>Spider-Man BND
>33
>6’0
>150 lbs
>8 inches
>last night
>no, but my body count is 1 and will probably never go higher
>>
>>952546528
Doesn't matter. AI is collecting and tracking everything you do, IP's, emails, subs, the way you write, your face, body language, all RING cameras hand over info regardless if you have one in your own home. Everytime you walk into a 7/11 or Walmart, all of that is being collected and attached to an ID.
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>>952546514
>5' 7
>245 pounds
>3 inches flaccid / 5 inches hard
OOOF
>>
>>952546514
>House of the Dragon
>Odyssey
>35
>145 lbs
>5.5" flaccid / 8.25" erect
>Yesterday
>No
>>
>>952546519
using a fleshlight will cure your deathgrip
>>
>>952546527
>>952546530
How does this happen? I thought tall boys immediately get pussy access especially if you have an above average penor. Fuck this gay earth
>>
>>952546533
Oops, forgot height
>6 ft
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>>952546519
Find new ways to fap. I’ve started using flesh-lights and choking myself.
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>>952546514
>Batman: Caped Crusader
>The Iron Claw
>34
>5' 5
>158 pounds
>5 inches
>yesterday
>yes
>>
I say the biggest penises itt should have a swordfight to establish the alpha
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>>952546535
I was fat and ugly in my 20’s, back when I had actual friends and females that I could hang out with and not seem like a creep
Now I’m loaner and live in on the other side of the country from where I grew up. I’m not fat or ugly anymore, but I have no way to meet anyone. Just gonna die alone, I’ve already accepted it.
>>
>Silo
>Hellboy (2019)
>31
>5'11"
>140
>6" if measured properly 8" measured like a retard
>yesterday
>no
I sure am glad I participated in this data mining experiment.
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>Succession
>The Truman Show
>45
>6'1"
>300lbs
>5" and thick
>yesterday
>no
>>
>>952546514
>The Mentalist
>Spiderman BND
>31
>6'4
>210 lb
>7.5" (I fraud and say 8.5" IRL)
>this morning
>lol no
>>
>>952546514
>Nirvanna the Band the Show
>The Amazing Spider-Man 2
>22
>6’0”
>200lb
>idk
>today
>yes
>>
>>952546514
>Superstore
>Exit 8
>20
>5'3
>117
>4"
>This morning
>No
>>
Buncha tall big dick sex havers itt… pathetic
>>
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Lots of skinny boys itt, thought we were all fatties
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>>952546547
Anything below 5’10 is not a real man
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>>952546547
I've replied to this thread 84 times already good luck sorting out me from the rest muwhahahaha
>>
>>952546514
>To Rape a Redditor
>Gayniggers From Outer Space
>69
>9,001
>microscopic
>after shitting my bed this morning
>yeah, I was born in Raleigh
>>
>>952546514
>House of the Dragon finale
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day
>36
>6’1”
>250
>5.5” sort of pencildick
>this morning
>no, but I haven’t had sex in like 4 years
>>
>>952546514
>I don't even know
>Conan The Barbarian
>45
>5'9"
>118lbs
>7.5 inches
>yesterday
>no but basically yes
>>
>>952546514
>Sopranos
>Odyssey
>31
>6'2''
>220lbs
>5.6''
>this morning
>no but haven't had sex since i was 20
>>
FUCK JANNIES
>>
unpopular opinion: Futurama isn't funny. It certainly isn't half as funny as people seem to remember. Watch anything from season 4 and try to force out three laughs an episode.
>>
>>952546655
you think futurama isn't funny, try watching thatDisenchanted show Groening made, it's fucking painfully unfunny
>>
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>>952546514
I'm taller than you lol
>>
>>952546514
>Better Call Saul
>The Thing (the good one)
>22
>5'5"
>110lbs
>7.25"
>4 days
>see height
>>
>AoT maybe? TV sucks
>Fire and Ice
>44
>5' 7"
>112
>6.5
>4 days
>full wizard
>>
>>952546540
Something like this happening to me. 4 years ago I was liked by 3 women who were pretty and good out of the ordinary, at the same time! I was more fat and flaccid.

Now I'm better in most aspects and I feel completely invisible. What the fuck. Life's a fucking joke.
>>
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>>952546514
> alias
> logan
> 57
> 6' 2"
> 225
> 4"
> 8 hours ago
> no
>>
>>952546514
>Yaki neko
>Blade runner (1982)
>29 and 1/2
>6ft
>192 lbs (maybe a bit less i haven't weighed myself in a while and have gotten to eat a bit more healthy since then)
>7.4 fully erect (never really measured fully flaccid)
> This mornin'
> No but lost my v card at the ripe old age of 22

Yes i am very spergy
>>
>>952546514
DS9
No idea
40
5'11
No idea, I'll know tomorrow, stixk around
6 inches
Yesterday?
I'm married, obviously yes.
>>
>>952546536
>6 ft and 145 lbs
>>
>>952548004
Lol
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