Remember to reserve one area of your room solely for wank socks. NEVER wear any socks from the wank sock pile. If the wank sock pile starts to attract flies then put pizza boxes over it or just keep the windows closed so flies can't get in. About once a year, move all the wank socks into a trash bag and dispose of them by throwing the bag into your neighbor's yard or leaving it on the street. Keep telling ur mom you can't find any socks and she will buy you new store brrand ones to wank into. The average store brand wank sock is good for at least 20 wanks before the encrusted wank crystals become painful, at which point the wank sock should be cast into the wank sock pile and a new wank sock selected u gay cunt
>The average store brand wank sock is good for at least 20 wanks before the encrusted wank crystals become painfulMy loads put holes in them and ruin them their first times being wanked in like virgins being slayed
surely you have nut t-shirt for your loads
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Just cum anywhere on the carpet and show your bitch, they can keep cumming there as shown by you and your superior (at the time) will just wash the carpet with a rental wet vacuum after your bitch(not bitch anymore) wakes up and realises what has happened.
