Share your best and most perverted stories. Everything welcome. Good times, bad times, first times, crazy exes, degenerate, cuckold, prostitution, etc.Or even just a memorable sexual encounter.
why? you didn't.
>>952715096I don't think ops stories about jerking off to made up encounters will be very interesting
>>952715031yo why this dude got a vagina?
>>952715096am I meant to? I'm saving it until the thread gets traction so I don't look like an attention whore.>>952715123are you referencing something? this is the first time I've made the thread.
>>952715031My 1st experience with a woman was during high school with my semi-petite mom. Massages, ass groping, spooning. Its not a stretch to say she was waiting for me to make a definite move despite of her mask of oblivious-ness. In the end we couldn't really afford to be part time fuckbuddies anyway.
>>952715240Gross. Mommy shit is the worst of the worst. Did you not have any hot sisters or cousins?
>>952715627No sisters, and my cousin branch is a sausage party too but there is one bombshell that I would see like once a year and she seems to be normie as hell.>grossSorry bud not everyone's mom drives fattie scooters in walmart
>>952715627they didn't, but I DID!
Idk. Maybe when my ex jerked me off into cake batter and the day after we gave her sister some cookies
>>952715031I like, got ate out once? I guess, it wasn't that great
When I was 19 I was fuck buddies with a 12/13yo girl for a while
>>952715031I tried no fap for a week a few years back. Went to a restaurant that I had been scoping for a while and the waitress was literally the hottest woman I had ever spoken to and she was super sweet and bubbly, like most people who work in nice restaurants are. When the check came I made sure to tip huge cause my coom brain wanted to impress her and the smile she gave me when she saw it could have killed me. Leave the establishment after everything is settled and make it half way through the parking lot before I hear her behind me and spin around to see her jogging up cause I had left my card. Our fingers lightly brushed when she handed it back and she smiled before walking away. I awkwardly say thank you again as I'm looking at her perfect, heart shaped pillow of an ass and she looks over her shoulder as she says "Come back soon hun!". At that point I was in fucking shambles and immediately raced to my car, drove down the road until I could find a secluded spot and wanked like a madman in the back seat. I came in like 30 seconds and the backed up pressure shot out with the force of a thousand suns and splattered all over the headliner. It was not my proudest fap but it was probably the best orgasm of my entire life.
>>952716592Go on...
I had an ex who was an actual pain slut. She wanted me to hurt her most times we had sex, to the point that I'd think I'd gone too far, but she would love it. I left visible marks pretty often, though only ever a few times somewhere that was difficult to cover up. Though she'd sometimes forget about it or want to show off her bruises and wear more revealing clothes.Sex with her was always an experience, but I eventually broke it off cause she was crazy in other ways.
Grabbed up on drunk girlfriends tits.
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>>952717516Was mostly over summer break a couple times per week. She was an amazing little fuck toy
>>952716752im imagining you look like this
On vacation I sucked off a stranger in a hotel hot tub with my wifeProbably not the craziest thing I've done but here's a picture from it
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>be me 18>dating super cute half japanese girl from school >first love, we are both head over heels>try to fuck on third date>anxious look when i pull my cock out>doesnt fit in her pussy>cock lays on her belly >it looks as big as her fucking arm >realize i am over a foot taller>massage her clit, till she is wet>still doesnt fit>eat her out, till she cums>still doesnt fit>we try something else and she takes my cock in her mouth>feels like straight teeth>she told me her jaw hurt for 2 days afterwards>didnt even cum>we try 2 more time but i cant enjoy it>thinking about breaking up>met with her to talk about it>she is super eager to try a last time>"ok why not">grabs a bottle of lube from her drawer>thats new>starts jerking me of with both hands>thats new >gently licks my cock and balls, instead of just stuffing it in her mouth>thats new >asks me to put my legs up and gives me a fucking rimjob>THATS NEW AND HOLY SHIT IT FEELS FUCKING GOOD>look down>see her jerking me off with both hands and my balls laying in her cute face>"fuck i gonna cum">she just keeps going>cum like fountain, its everywhere>she is super proud of her work>while changing the bedding ask her how she came up with it>"i just asked my mom what to do and she got very exited hearing about you and than quite explicit what has to be done">cant belief what im hearing>her chink mom literally told her daughter too eat ass in order to keep my big cock around>appareantly she loves to get her cervix pounded and didnt want her little princess to miss out on bwc
Late oughtshad a girlfriend who liked to webcam me and do lewd as fuck, fingering, dildos, the whole 9 yardshad an ex-girlfriend who liked to fuck me while we watched herI didn't have a webcam so camgirlfriend never knewdid so many rotten things with women all my life I could write a book
>>952715730I'm glad you didn't give her any cake. This story could have ended up quite disgusting.
