Gee... it's kinda dark...
I always wonder if that form of death wasnt the preferred one for that caver dude. Like why else go head first down an unknown hole in so,e cave
>>952955117cavers are mentally ill
>>952955116You bring a light?
>>952955119
>>952955117I feel like a lot of people who do these pointlessly dangerous sports aren't really thinking about the future in any capacity
>>952955116>wanna play cave explorer?
Hmm..
i bought mario and luigi deodorant from walgreens
>>952955121when i climbed multi storey buildings doing parkour i had no care in the slightest if i fell and died, same thing with doing urbex i didn't really give a shit about getting lung cancer in 20 years or anything, but i never touched caving because the idea of getting stuck in some tiny ass space and starving to death actually sounds dreadfulpenumbra: overture is the spookiest horror game to me because of this, i got stuck a few times in places while doing dumb shit so it's a very relatable fear unlike most other horror games where the shit either would never happen or it's something i'm not afraid of like being murdered
SQUADALLAHWE'RE OFF
>>952955125I just bought more land in the metaverse
Looks like a lot of the "way out" in this thing is just crawling backwards because there doesn't seem to be much, if any, room to turn around. So a lot of it was 'explored' by guys just blindly going forward and really hoping they could get out again in reverse, totally blind.
>>952955116imagine if Luigi brapped haha oh no that'd be awful to be in Mario's position right then lol
>>952955117He went down the wrong tunnel when he came to a branching path, and then he slipped and slid downward due to some wet rock. The path that he had intended to go down eventually opened up into an area where he would have been able to turn around.
>>952955129So this dude was intending to go down The Birth Canal, but ended up in Ed's Push, and slipped downward, ending up gigafucked to such an extent that they couldn't even get his body back out. The guy who originally explored the cave had a similar thing happen but he was lucky enough to not get stuck as badly. He considered Ed's Push to be the most dangerous part of the cave, and i think he had even recommended closing it off (not sure). Keep in mind that this cave was commonly explored, even at night, and even by kids. It was considered to be very safe, though cavers knew that there were very dangerous areas inside, and people did have to get rescued routinely.
>>952955131It's the fact he could so easily go the wrong way without realising it
>>952955116>........GAY LUIGI?!
>>952955129>people look at this and think...yeah i'm going to spend my free time exploring
>>952955125What's the scent? Sweaty italian guy?
>>952955136Mario is "Cosmic Quest" and Luigi is "Desert Detour"I like the scent of the latter a little more
Always felt bad about the actual guy and his family until I found out that everyone involved in the situation were Mormons.
>>952955131>>952955132Nah, from what I remember of his brother's statements is that they knew they weren't in the Birth Canal but just wanted to explore the cave. Along the way they realized they are in a passage that's too tight and decided to turn back but John was in a position that didn't allow him to revert backwards. So the two of them decided John should continue until a passage opened somewhere along the line (as is usual in caves). He ended getting stuck in the basically uncharted part of the Ed's Push
>>952955116Whenever I think about Nutty Putty I just get incredibly pissed that this stupid arrogant asshole got the whole cave blown up, ruining the fun for everyone, because he had to leave his festering corpse stuck inside.
this is peak millennial humor
Cave diving has to be the most retarded extreme sport. Spending way too much to "explore" caves that have already been largely mapped out while having an extremely high chance of dying in a slow an humiliating way. Just go to a track and race a car>>952955126Yeah but in both those things there is a significantly high chance of at least having a quick death. Cave diving is 99% slowly dehydrating while in immense pain with 1% being cave ins
>>952955142but le favstian huwhito spirit…
>>952955122He could just talk to another girl you retarded fagget
>>952955144She remarried shortly after he died, a little late for him to be talking to other girls
You are now aware that the entrance to the cave is some random hole in the desert and not in the side of a mountain
What's the story behind this? Seems interesting.
>>952955148guy with stuff to live for thinks going head first into tiny tiny crevices would be fun, gets completely stuck deep, nobody can save him despite trying for hours and hours, he dies upside down in a shitty fashion
>>952955143There's embracing the irrepressible human spirit and then there's just being a giant fucking retard.People who climb mountains are brave.People who break speed barriers are daring.People who run into burning buildings to save people are heroes.People who blind crawl through foot-wide tunnels or go cave diving in briny water are giant fucking retards.
>questline offers no reward and can only be played on hardcore mode
>>952955149Is there an article I can read about this one story? I've watched a video on a similar story by Internet Historian and it was pretty entertaining actually.
>>952955152just google it nigger.
>>952955152No.
>>952955116kek thanks for the laugh cavers are mentally ill
Cavers deserve to die."Nobody deserves to die!" Some retarded homo will scream.If you go into something completely pointless that is likely to kill you, willing to die for nothing, then yes you absolutely fucking deserve it when it inevitably happens.
Cave exploring if it was friendslop
It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it
>>952955152https://gprivate.com/606rv
>>952955116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1AzL6qS58
>>952955158do you think they would give him a rimming and a blowy since they're dying anyways
Why didn't he just do this?
>>952955163not strong enough.
>>952955117He slid on some nutty puddy and fell head first into an unmarked portion of the cave called Ed’s Push(like Ed from Ed, Ed, n Eddy) it’s called Ed’s push because you have to be as dumb as Ed to fall go down that hole
>>952955150Remember when we squeezed through that one hole, then crawled across rock so we could squeeze through another hole? In the dark? That was so Awesome!
>>952955142Or so the tunnel digging bearded bearded new Yorkers would have us to believe...
>>952955150Why are climbers brave but cave divers retarded? You just gave a description of these sports
>>952955129This cave looks like a slimy turd, when you look at the area that the guy died in it’s just a bunch of shitty dead ends. Like an area of the rock that had water just randomly make holes in no direction. Very dangerous cave because it’s just shit.
>>952955116
>>952955172LMAO
>"so where's your dad">"he died">"Oh yeah ge got nutted"
https://youtu.be/Y0zs5sAewNU?si=EktWIdDGyV0GcM61What the fuck was he thinking??
>>952955172kek
>>952955163Holy Kek why didn’t I think of that!
>>952955175Probably that he could get some youtube bux by making a gay clickbait thumbnail making fun of a national tragedy
>>952955177heh
>>952955170>HUP!Now do the clown laughing music
every time i see cave diver drama i wanna play minecraft and explore big ass caves but then i remember nu-mc world generating makes this gay crevices everywhere and it's piss easy to get out at any momentyeah nigga you can just dig straight up but that's not the point
>>952955161>"They all got stuck"
>>952955182nu-mc is gay because there is too much required progression. It's no longer a sandbox game, you gotta steal villagers and create a factory to get emeralds from them so you can upgrade all your gear properly so that you can not die to five thousand poison spiders in a mine shaft
>>952955172https://youtu.be/OejFpvZkmlI
>>952955179>1 (one) retard dies in a predictable manner>national tragedy
Extrovert sport.
>>952955184do you happen to know what would be the last unpozzed version of the game? i think the launcher let's you download older builds
>>952955186That retard could have died in a war!
>>952955150The only real difference between caving and mountaineering is aesthetics. You're doing something pointless and incredibly dangerous for simple self fulfilment. Famous climbers push their limits and die horribly all the time.
>>952955132>i think he had even recommended closing it offHe did. There was even a sign telling people not to go there. It was ignored.
>>952955148idiot goes cave exploring. he's stuck upside in a cave. he's stuck like this for over a day. he eventually dies because too much blood is going to his head. he left behind a pregnant gf.
>>952955186don't be so antisemitic
>>952955116cavers piss me the fuck off and should be executed immediately, which is usually what happens anyway.
>i NEED to go drown in a stupid underwater cave for no reason even though I'm ridiculously hotwhat was the point of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCwad5xKoyAIt's not caving but here's a video of a guy narrating his friend dying while diving at 1000 ft
Just thinking about this thing makes me uncomfortable.
>>952955195What if there's buried deep sea treasure in the cave? Gotta get those Triforce pieces and charts somewhere
>>952955195to walk the earth, and become a more fulfilled person. and then die.
>>952955125sounds like something dave would do
Is there a reason a bunch of trained rescuers couldn't get this guy out? Or even just his fucking body after the fact
>>952955169Aaayy Nuttah
>>952955202there's not exactly a well funded engineer corps on call for rescuing cavemen.
>>9529551453 years is not shortrlyand a retard husband/wife that kills himself deserves to be forgotten in a day.besides, you want her to live alone forever now? who does that help?
>>952955202the only thing sticking out were his feet and he was totally wedged at an angle. they only had about 24 hours before he passed out and died, it was just impossible.
>>952955202Because it's really fucking tight. What i'm surprised is that they donttry a tunnel drill or something to get close-ish thrn finish the rest by hand
>>952955202Wrapping a rope around his foot and pulling was too intellectual for the captain of the rescue squad
hay guize wats up in dis thred :DDDDD
>>952955202who's trained to rescue a person from this specific situation?
>>952955146>tfw you see this and think "yeah, I'm going in blind"
>So nice to get outta dis storm into a cozy lighthouse, eh Luigi?
>>952955207>What i'm surprised is that they donttry a tunnel drill or something to get close-ish thrn finish the rest by handProbably because the tunnel might get unstable and bury everyone inside for good.
>>952955185>yoshi drums
>>952955206i wonder if he had to just shit himself and stew in it until he passed
>>952955208the only way to save him would have been to break his legs, but no one wanted to do that. they thought they could slowly pull him out.
>>952955140Yeah, no one shuts down the Everest just because there are some corpses there.
>>952955210steve
>>952955195>go to india>dieWomen genuinely don't understand that bad things can actually happen to them. A lot of times they don't understand risks until they make a life altering or life ending mistake. They spend their entire life being coddled in cushy air conditioned houses. There's a reason why they don't understand that mass immigration is not a good thing.
>>952955217lot easier to seal off a cave than to shut down a mountain
>>952955213Sure, but that's how it ended anyway.
>>952955185Not my cave music. I don't have internal cave music now, but as a child it was:https://youtu.be/LuTzxQL04v0?si=lVIMOUOgS5SEqpKE
>>952955132>even at nightwow
>>952955207he's dead and in the ground. it might as well be his grave, there's no point in doing something dangerous to retrieve a dead body. it's not like they would have had the time to do that while he was still alive.
>>9529552192 girl from work went to Morocco alone for their vacations, both young and pretty. I was stressing the fuck out. They did not get beheaded or raped like the 2 nordic sluts from a few years ago but it was still fucking stupid
>>952955212This skyrim? I don't remember this lighthouse
>>952955219This thread started with a reference to Nutty putty yet as soon as you saw a wonan you had to gender the discussion. No one speaks of the dude as a man, but as a cave diver.
>>952955226Yeah it's Frostflow Lighthouse in Skyrim. Really sad story. Off the beaten path.Upon entering, You're given a miscellaneous quest to investigate what happened.You enter and there's a chaurus dead along with a wrecked house and a dead redguard woman.From various readings, you learn that>they were a retired couple living their golden years in this pretty lighthouse they once saw from the ocean and with children about to launch to adulthood.>over time, they hear scratching in the basement and think it's Skeevers.>Nope it's Falmer and Chaurus tunneling into their basement to capture them and bring them back to their nest. >Mom died in the initial assault.>Daughter was kidnapped.>Son grabbed an axe and dove into the nest, died.>Dad (Habd) comes home to find this, and kills the last Chaurus there before following down as well. He was bitten by the chaurus and begins dying of Chaurus poison.>Dad is penned along with his daughter and realizes the prisoners are there to be Chaurus food. So, the last kind thing he can do with his diminishing life is give her a daughter and hope she kills herself before she is eaten alive. This is learned from a letter found next to her body stained with her blood>Habd is eaten alive by the largest Chaurus down there.(You) arrive and investigate this, learning most of this from journals and notes. You kill all the Falmer and the last Chaurus drops Habd's remains. You aren't told what to do with them, but if you paid attention to one of the journals, you learn Habd wanted to honor a small Sailor tradition to be cremated in the fire of a lighthouse.If you toss Habd's remains into the lighthouse, you are given a permanent blessing that buffs your Restoration magic.
>>952955225the fun part is that you can't even tell them that they shouldn't do that because it will just make them want to do it more, and everyone else will hate you for it.>>952955227the guy i replied to gendered the topic
>>952955224i meant to drill to save him, not for the body. Find the exact area where the stuck guy is, drill off the side Until you are at the right dept, then go toward him with hand tools.
>>952955229No he didn't.
>>952955230it doesn't really work like that bro
>>952955228>last kind thing he can do is give her a daggerHe does not give his daughter a daughter, mb.
>>952955228I probably went there and didn't read any of the journals so just killed the enemies and left
>>952955148https://youtu.be/KC1AzL6qS58?si=vXp9aLCsluRo0dx-
>>952955232Fuck it man just fucking dig. Get a few dozen lads with shivels a d picks. Make it a friendly competition. Beer and oizza is included. Just you and the lads digging a fuckass big hole.
>>952955223caves are more dangerous at night since the bats are out hunting so there's no one home to call the amberlamps if you get in a spot of bother
>>952955117This hole. It was made for him
>>952955230It causes cave in and stuff, and you might even squash him or fill his lungs with debris. this whole thing is very iffy. Also I don't think they can be sure where the guy is exactly
>>952955233>give his daughter a daughter
>>952955239they knew where he was, they could see his feet. I think they even managed to get a rope and pulley around his legs. the angle really just made it impossible I think, there would have no way to pull him out backwards without snapping his legs.
>>952955241If they had rescued him you wouldn't be talking about him now 15 years later, now would you? Maybe they thought of the greater good
>>952955211Afraid of some bats anon?
>>952955243bats have rabies
>>952955243I'd rather not get stuck upside down and have to wait an entire day to die
>>952955146>be me, a hole in the ground thousands of years old>one day a pissant crawls up my urethra and dies>bunch of others show up and pour concrete into my throat to murder me
>>952955132>It was considered to be very safe>though cavers knew that there were very dangerous areas inside>people did have to get rescued routinelyDamn really sounds very safe. It's almost like cavers are not rational actors and you shouldn't give two shits about their considerations
>>952955247the cave had a known safe route that was mapped.
>>952955244rats have babies
>>952955248>the cave had one safe routeYep, not rational actors. Thanks for proving my point
>>952955249do not the rats
>>952955236They tried to do that in one other incident and failed, it became a national event at the time. I forgot the name but it was famous.
>>952955241I mean the other guy was saying to drill from above ground. You can't be sure where the guy is exactly without being inside the cave looking at him.
>>952955135It's all part of a weird sexual perversionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHyLU3zpgr0
>>952955252man in cavehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNm-LIAKADw
>>952955201
>>952955253Just look at the map
>>952955238Haha I get it! Junjio Ito, haha his comics are sooooo creepy! Extreme ball knowledge needed to understand that ref
>try to go through the birth canal>die insteadIs it a metaphor?
>>952955205I'll never understand the guys who want to carry on about her remarrying.No niggers, if you choose to kill yourself you're as entitled to your wife as she is to a husband who isn't a cave diving retard.Cavedive your wife's pussy and nut some kids into her so you make a cuck out of her next husband when you do die.
>>952955260uh oh cuck melty
>>952955257Where exactly in the grass are you supposed to dig to get next to him?
>>952955261The only cuck is the retard who apparently married a woman so ugly he had to die in a cave.
>>952955260she was supposed to marry the cave, obviously you dumb fuck what is so hard to understand?
>>952955263I told you bro, just look at the mapYou're welcome
>>952955129Oh nice, they filled it with tally marks of all the fuckers who died.
>>952955265Don't talk to me unless you're a certified drill operator
>>952955146minecraft graphics mods are getting crazy yo
>>952955266I thought they were just to give the ground some texture but now that I look at it more closely, why are there giant bird talon prints?WHY ARE THERE GIANT BIRD TALON PRINTS?
>>952955129That's a Big Slide
>>952955269guess where we're taking a field trip to today you little shits
>>952955264She already has a cave, what the fuck is she supposed to do with one that still has the dead baby in it?
>>952955269read the LEGEND section of the image
>>952955233>give his daughter a daughterIf you're both about to die can't really blame him desu
>>952955148guy goes caving, gets stuck, dies, cave gets closed up
Who the hell names a cave "Nutty Putty"?
>>952955212i don't remember this thing at allor maybe i was already so bored of the copy paste interiors and caves so i just didn't read shit
>>952955276A little putty? A little nutty, even?
>>952955129I can see the appeal in hiking and mountain climbing. Cave diving seems like a monetary prospect thing. This place. Why? Besides saying "I did it!".
>>952955279>do it to say "I did it!">literally no one on earth fucking caresWorth dying for.
>>952955190It's way fucking easier to rescue someone trapped on a mountain, and if you do end up dying, it's probably not as bad as getting trapped upside down, completely immobilized, for 30+ hours.
>>952955281>It's way fucking easier to rescue someone trapped on a mountainThe fact that there are many hundreds of dead bodies on mountains that can never be recovered suggests that this is a completely flawed assumption.
why didn't they just make the hole bigger with a hammer and chisel
>>952955283thats what they did nigga. They couldnt even get his dead body out unless they cut up his dead body so they just left him there and closed the cave
>>952955282That happens in only the most extreme of mountaineering situations, like Everest. Not "Carebear Farts Mountain." This cave was supposed to be relatively safe, and the most well traveled cave in Utah.>>952955283They tried, it didn't work. Toward the end, after the guy had already died but before they realized that, one of the rescuers tried using a jackhammer to break through, but even that had a hard time cutting through the rock and it was nearly impossible to use in that space.
>>952955284please don't use the n-word
>>952955286N**** Putty
>>952955286It's fine, he didn't use the hard R
>>952955283Laziness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0zs5sAewNU
>>952955258u got raped lad, just sit down
>While his death was tragic, it is important to know that his wife was a victim too. She soon found and married a new (mexican) man.
>>952955292Forgot pic
>>952955255some bald commie tried to end his career over this video. All he achieved was a few underage weens in his comments for a few months until the moved on to the next thing
>>952955195>Cave divingIts silt. its always silt. Would be easy to commit murder that way; oops! i'm so clumsy tihi
>>952955241So why didn't they beak his fucking legs and pull him out
>>952955296They said the shock would kill him.lol
>>952955296The shock and blood loss would kill him. He was already too far gone at that point. Also, no one wanted to make the decision and take responsibility. Would mean getting sued by the family for "killing" him.
>>952955126>When I was doing brown shit I didnt think about my future
>>952955129I couldn't even get inT. Fat fuck
>>952955219>Most of these cave divers and crawlers are men>"Muh whamen"
>>952955153Top kek.
>>952955301The first of the cave rescuers to go down into Nutty Putty for this guy was a woman. She was like 5' 3" and petite, so she was built for caving.
I like the one about the diver who went to retreive another divers dead body years later for family closure but then he died too trying to bring the body to the surface
>Avoid caving because it seems like the worst way to die>At any point in time, a sinkhole could open beneath me without warning, dragging me into a horrible cave death through no fault of my own
>>952955305That one was always weird to me, since it seemed like a big open area, just very deep.
>>952955305that's why if you die on mt everest they just leave you there, too risky to take a body back down.
>>952955308people used to use this guy as a waymarker, but they've since moved him out of sight of the trail and buried him in snow
>>952955305There is a success story of divers who managed to retrieve their dead comrade.
>>952955307which one was it, the guy who filmed himself drowning in the blue hole?
>>952955306just jump. do people really fail irl qtes? cavediving seems fun and i hate that reactionlets are giving it a bad rep with their corpses.
>>952955306>through no fault of my ownwhat if the sinkhole opened because you're so fat, would that not be your fault?
>>952955128BOUT TO GO NUTS
>>952955314LUIGI NO
Mapping an hole in the ground is white, but also closing it or enlarge because is dangerous is white, its called terraformation
>>952955305there was one recently where expert diver TEAMS from various countries go themselves killed. In the end it was Finns that managed to pull out all the bodies.
>>952955292¡Ay, caramba!
>>952955308Why don't they cut a small piece of him, and slowly bring the remains down?
>>952955129
>>952955116This guy was a fucking busta. What a retarded faggot to wanna climb through dirt for no reason.
>>952955320
>>952955129dumb ways to die..
>>952955228maybe they should have stayed in hammerfell
>>952955322I can't believe americans get AC even in the depths of nutty putty...
>>952955178>Holy Kek
>>952955322
>>952955248>You see, there was one path that led to HAPPY PEACE LAND and another path right before it that leads to ANAL FUCK CREVACE so you better remember to take the right path anon. It's totally safe if you don't end up in ANAL FUCK CREVACE
>>952955327>Nut cave>No nuttingSad! Many such stories.
>>952955256I love dave, but he is such a tendie
>>952955116post yfw when you didnt die slowly in a cave and instead are cozying up in your bedroom
>>952955165I am pretty sure it is called Ed's push because the guy was called Edward. It wasn't a known passage before he entered.
>>952955306>your house could collapse right fucking now
>>952955327This was fun anon but I'm done now.
>>952955328I'm not saying that caving isn't a stupid activity, but this cave itself was fairly well known and explored. I dunno, if you're walking a path through the forest and you decide to leave the path, that's on you.
>>952955333The guy who died there was called John Jones
>>952955282>rescue =/= body recoveryIt's not that hard to send a heli or team to recover someone who eg broke his leg and can't descent a mountain. But no one will climb Everest and risk their life to recover a dead body, so it remains there. And this really only applies to most extreme mountains.Rescuing someone from a cave is much more difficult, and body recovery even more so.>>952955150Yea, I think I would rather do literally every single of these things than to go risk slow death trapped underground.
>>952955129>skyrim dungeon structurecant believe that faget got lost in that
>>952955337>>952955333I'm pretty sure St.Peter has him down as "Mr. Nutty Putty Retard" by now.
>>952955337He was John Edward Jones actually
>>952955340How would he get to heaven, he was 100 feet under bedrock
>>952955342Jesus died in a cave too he's used to it.
>>952955343your soul shoots upward out of your head when you die but jones was facing downwards
>>952955343>Jesus died in a caveAnon, I.....
>>952955129>OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT DITCH MY WIFE AND KID TO CRAWL OVER JAGGED ROCKS FOR HUNDREDS OF FEET, THROUGH TIGHT HELLISH CAVERNS IN COMPLETE DARKNESS JUST TO COME BACK OUT THE WAY I WENT INsaid no sane person ever
>>952955132what kind of a retard brings kids into something like this
>>952955337Why didn’t he just phase through the rock?
>>952955345Sorry I didn't read the ending what was the writer high what is this bullshit to sell merch or what
>>952955125>i bought mario and luigi deodorant from walgreens rookie mistake, that's the evil version.you should have bought it from greens
>>952955273Legend of the giant cave bird
>>952955347The cave or life?
>>952955306Just dont build your house in a karst zone
>>952955350kek
Why does it seem like any mention of caving or other extreme sports turn people into low iq instagram dorks?
MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH
>>952955118>>952955121It's the spirit of exploration, discovery and conquest. You browns wouldn't get it.
>>952955357has anything useful been discovered by cavers?
>>952955116>developers add dead ends path with no chest at the endbad game design
>>952955355because none of us do any extreme sports including caving, all we know about caving is that it's fucking retarded no matter how proficient you are. the most likely cause of death while caving is suffocation. I'd rather die instantly in any circumstance instead of suffocate.
>>952955358Cavers don't do it to find anything. Most "cavers" only enter caves with known routes, reach the end, and turn around. They're not hoping to find copper ore or something.
>>952955358Yeah. Retarded holes to crawl into and die.
>>952955361so it's not about discovery?
>>952955363no, there's nothing to discover in a known cave that's already been explored. cavers don't go out and discover new caves, that's not the purpose of the activity.
>>952955188bumping for this answer. I, too, would enjoy playing the "last good build"
>>952955117I never understand why people consider this a "hobby"If you want to go cave exploring then play Minecraft or something idk.And its always white people who do this sort of shit. Why?
imagine caving but its actually the insides of a giant girl that just swallowed you
>>952955365the answer will vary a lot from person to person. I've heard either the one that added the nether or the one right before that. I don't know what the builds are called.
>>952955305Craziest thing about that one is that the diver had a camera on him. You can see his PoV, just as he dies he sees the face of the deceased diver looking straight at him.Shit's nightmare material
>>952955343no he died outside and had to get up and out that fucking hole they put him into, probably cuz he couldn't beam up
>>95295514299.9% of cavers do not die and the most extreme cases are the ones presented because they happen so infrequently and stand out
>>952955369which one was that
>>952955371that's because 90% of them sit at the entrance take a few selfies and go home
>>952955373>why did you guys pay for a 20 year old rom of pokemon fire red? I can play it on my deck!>picture of the title screen
Couldn't they have put him to sleep with meds, break his legs and then drag his mangled (but alive) body back to the surface?
>>952955294Didn't that cuck die?
>>952955376No, for the exact same reason you don't shoot someone in the legs to incapacitate them.
>>952955373Those are the smart ones.
>>952955116Huh-ha, here's the problemToo many penisesYou know what they sayAll penises cum on Luigi!
>>952955117What's important is that his wife was able to immediately find another man
>>952955376just because your brain is asleep doesn't mean your body is
>>952955144I doubt that there is any girl inside the nutty putty cave
>>952955381They were Mormons so yeah, pretty much a given the community would hook her up with someone else asap
>>952955384>mormonsOh now him being retarded makes sense.
>>952955381I wouldn't consider three years to be "immediate".
>>952955380Get ready to catch HERPes
>>952955294It was revealed that the bald cuck was litterally only doing it for political gain, and internet historian basically said "yeah sorry" and reuploaded with changes. You can still see pissy comments from when commies tried to brigade the video
>>952955255this one sucks it's a chatgpt rewritten versionthe original on the internet archive
>>952955172That was a great thread
>>952955212the buff you get after this quest is kino+10% healing iirc
>>952955319He's Indian, Anon.Nobody wants him.
>>952955294>some bald commiedo you know how little this narrows it down?
>>952955129why does a cave with a funny name have to have the stupidest and most horrifying deaths
Any good lonely claustrophobic games like this?I played a but of tomb raider but its just not what I'm looking for
>>952955319Why bother? He's pretty close to the summit, way past the death zone. That's a lot of effort for zero reason. Best you could do is ride him down like a toboggan like in that episode of the simpsons
>>952955357>not putting yourself into danger in the devil's asscrack means you're browno i am laffin
>>952955116Dats some whipepole shitThey'd rather dive in some hole in the ground than be kind to blackpeople
>>952955394apparently the originally proposed name was "silly putty cave" because the dirt had the consistency of silly putty, but ironically, they thought that name was too silly
>>952955398Honestly? Whitoids are pathetic!
>>952955118>>952955121>>952955366Everyone doing this kind of shit is literally mentally ill, their brain chemistry is fucked and they need to do extremely risky stuff constantly to feel good, looking for their next fix of dopamine. Obviously, they all eventually die doing something retarded.
>>952955332based
>>952955332
>>952955202I'm fairly sure they did. In fact, I think I read about it somewhere. But here's the thing. It's a narrow hole with barely any room to pass through. You're coming out feet first if at all. In this case he didn't come out at all. The winch failed and when they got everything working they would had to break his knees to get him out. In my opinion they should have done that. Call it a learning experience. But by the time they figured they should have done that, the guy was already delirious. The reason they ultimately didn't end up doing anything is because they thought the shock of breaking his knees would have killed him. They just ended up praying with him until he passed away. Not sure how that helps the rescue effort though. Maybe they thought they'd rescue his soul.
>>952955196>>952955196spelunky lmao
>>952955339he didn't get lost, he got stuck
>>952955386you want a fucked up timeline, rewatch Castaway and figure up how quickly Helen Hunt's character would have had to move on from Tom Hanks' character to have kids as old as she does when get gets rescued
>>952955396I can't believe he died outside the death zone, what a nigger
>>952965783he got stuck, eh?
HE GOT STUCK
