>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
Daily bucket filling session complete
6
UOOOOOOOOOOH
https://youtu.be/3Cc0OMQTgxM?si=BCSPjDsKCoUKgHaT
>>953251431Uoooooooooh cunnyyyyy
https://youtu.be/Bq8mMDCuD6o
Bleh that album sucked.Cool mexican tunes is pretty good instead.https://youtu.be/0gEegAGKBDs
Just a reminder neptroon has fully running conversations with himself An anon said "i got raped too" to try and make it seem like multiple people got banned when neptroon got banned again that poster was banned aswell proving that was him again
>to try and make it seembut i did tho lolyou lied lol
>>953257380no i didn't nobody else got banned later besides neptune after that was posted that means it's the same poster
tjos is also neptune because no others got banned
i literally got "banned" for nothing because of you but alright lol
>>953257589you don't get banned for nothing lol
>>953249281sup?
neptune is a verified schizophrenic with a split personality or he's a liar and a schizophrenic with delusions
well then it's because i typed your first name that you gave to everyone you interacted with to begin with lolyou are lying lol
>>953257710no that's not how it works otherwise you'd be getting raped left to right every day
lmao
sv_votekick_60 Shane
>>953258270impossible actually
https://youtu.be/fcsPkBvcCXw?si=TvB0WliJbx-VCCtn
>>953258401Blepper
we're black over here and from now on you will all identify as niggers instead of fagyou're not a Xfag you're an Xnigger
What did he mean by this
>>953259473You now have black power and a bbc jules nigger the blacktalien stallion
do you feel that? your cock just grew 9 extra inches that the black magic
Nothing happened, you're a fraud Anon.
this world would be so shit if rice didnt exist.
This world would be so shit if Jill didn't exist.
>>953260234if she puts on a maid outfit ill agree.
>>953260285Here's one of the new ones, I have to install the extension that automatically resizes pictures for the other one.
>>953260385damn, agreed.
>>953260385Jules I have horrible news my autism is spreading to vinyl after all
>>953260422You know how it's called? I forgor.>>953260519Who/What coerced you into thinking that's a good idea?
>>953260918No I have no idea what youre talking about, I simply agree this world needs Jill.
>>953260918A friend came over with a bunch of vinyls his friend needed to get rid of. So now I have latvian classical music discs, and no turntable. Next paycheck is going to the japanese.
>>953259797oh no it worked you're just seeing with your eyes but not your black eyes
[Three Maids in a 'bout]https://youtu.be/vGDHEJMx7zM
An unusually gloomy sunset painting the skies, the slums most popular bar hasn't seen many customers, perhaps the much too gray clouds warded off the occasional faces or maybe, they could smell the bad luck floating about in the air. But the sternest faces and pockets hiding aces still linger, as the moon didn't show them her grace yet.Much too hot still for the chilled tumblers, letting their sweat slowly drip down onto the playing field, almost in synch with the players' stress biding farewells to their cheeks.The few dare not to look, the lesser take a chanceWitnessing the restless heels tapping the floor in a dance. Three figures in particular stand out amongst the empty seats, no one dares to speak, as to break the silence, is to lose the battle of wits.Two ladies reign the table, the kind hearted and the darkest flower,Split apart by a lovely 9 so sour,Coming next behind the 9 o'clock hour.Glances shared, liquor devoured,No one knows who holds the tower.The call beckons the table, the house trembles despite giving no favor,"Flank the queens!" from a spectator, the beating king shows all of his fervor.A gulp fills the room, but who did it? Who lost control? Nobody knows but the three for sure.One nods, two nods, the third chooses otherwise,Tossing more treasure into the pile. One may say a choice unwise, but how would they know? This is not their fight, The remainder look not, just accept the bid, in the blind path forward they'll meet.One last chance at making ends meet, as after this only one the other two would seek,Dealer's hand wary, eyeballs ready,10 heartbeats shake the table so steady.The house beckons the players, "Come forward and show me your merit".A heartbroken Ace, followed by a sister in black.8 beating pumps, a knight's darkest crack.A twisted heart so dark, and the queen's lover Jack.The question remains, who won the game?Whom of the three maidens is telling the tale?No one but (You), give us the Name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCwNyjza-bA>>953263100Horn section best section.Maid waifu best waifuMein waifu best laifu.
>>953260999Based and checked.>>953261901Bruh, I suggest thinking really hard before getting into it, the player is already going to be expensive on its own, and the records even more in the long run.>>953263348Read the poem and imagine Seija, Senko and Jill dressed in maid outfits playing Texas Hold'em.Also full album of that song:https://youtu.be/0gEegAGKBDs
>>953264130Me neither, so stop forgetting about me.
I cook food for my friend because I am mean and they deserve nice things
>>953265303Only if you purposely cook bad otherwise "it's the thought that counts" wins
baby nutsretardedfaggot got molestedandis baldhowsad
>>953263796I know a few antique stores that have a lot of old and cheap vinyls. I don't really need to find all the vinyls of stuff I already listen to, I like to find new shit through thrift store purchases. And well, if I have em, I might aswell get a player. Already did some research. On a couple of em.Did you rip thst poem off of somewhere or did you write it? Either way, it's nice. My mind might be of lesser kindsBut in cards I always knew my waySo let me try my best t' unwindThis rhyming riddle you've brought us todayI say the winner held that twisted heartAnd the one who loved his red haired queenBut I fear discerning those maids apartMight upon my brown raise a sweaty sheenI suck at poetry so I'll just continue normally. I have no clue who's telling the story, but I will assume it's Jill, because she's in the picture attached to the post :)
>>953265871Upon my brow, not brown. My butthole is not gonna get sweaty from thinking.
>>953265409Sometimes I accidentally cook bad, what does that mean?
>>953265871Fair enough then, just don't go too crazy over it.All brain juice poured out of my fingers and lips.Certainly didn't expect a response of harmonious mind,Of little note but I must oblige,Supposedly Senko held the three of a kind <3I was literally just listening to the song when you posted and amidst the maid-posting thonk, the idea of all three sitting at a wild west bar playing poker appeared in my head, I couldn't skip out on such majestic imagery.
retard randy the cuckold spamming images of men who are dating maybe i should bully you in /vg/ hmm?btw you get no bitches
https://youtu.be/cax9lqV9gQQ?si=TyIRQyp8GRjbZ2KEi miss uso to kamereon...
>>953266608I see Madame Shanepedo has finally painted xer nails!Even xer little piggies!So stunning and brave!
>>953266687I'd force you to read the poem as well but I feel like your brain would just fizz out halfway through it.
>>953266761After writing a report for 6ish hours I cant comprehend anything.
>>953266729you're not a waifufag get out of /vg/
>>953266475You got it chief. I can't afford to go too crazy either way lul.Shit, that's way too good considering how quickly you wrote that. Poetry is like magic to me, I have enough problems putting my thoughts into words, the idea of having those words rhyme AND keep a steady meter is migrane inducing. Fucking linguistic wizards.So Senko did not win :(Three of a kind I will declare is the foxhand now. The best hand.Beautiful painting of the mind. Jill taking a break from bar work to play poker.
>>953266830Make me.Pussy.Faggot.Bitch.Baby nuts.Retard.Nigger.
>>953267082that's obviously not my hands either i have tattoos everywhere on my body you will never fit in schizophrenic you're in a dead community and i'll make you kill /vg/
I still think Chris is the cutest
>>953267251Looks plenty cute, but I'm afraid there can only be one cutest...I propose a duel
Waifu wars! Waifu wars!>>953266807Seija brain sides like a pair of socks trying to find each other in a washing machine that's still running.>>953266973Literally, I hope you manage to find cool stuff for cheap though.I always had a knack for metaphors and figures of speech in general, so much so that some people outright asked me to stop talking like a B series anime villain as I literally couldn't explain myself without them in the past. Then later on I managed to start speaking like a normal human being without extra effort, and 2 years ago (Forgot why) thought of actually putting effort into writing and/or converting happenings/feelings into writing, and now we're here.Did she? You chose to have Jill be telling the story, do not let the plain old bard of me dictate the ending of the poem, as I said in the poem itself, (You) give us the name.Trips is truth based, I approve.We should ask Erde to make a drawing of the scene, and to choose who actually won too.
>>953267476its a fucking miracle if there are socks in my washing machine that have a pair.
>>953267535You gotta put some effort into picking up the marbles you lost, otherwise they'll just keep rolling away and around and away and around all the way.
>>953267595counter argument.>HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTAA
>>953267637Fuck you, I cast FIREBALL!!!>3 Fireballs later>
>>953267378you're on but I'm warning you, she won't lose
>>953267476i'll win since i can destroy a slow thread i have notes onor they can ignore randy till he stays here permanently
>>953267726omgBruh if that was the right kind of fireball that shit might have worked.
No one invited you to play.Shoo Shoo Shane.>>953267769Don't remind me of that lame ahh book wielding faggot twink.
>>953267820my brother in Christ, your character also has not one, not two but four fireballs.
>>953267476Hopefully. Old school DJs used to shop around thrift stores to find old funk records for cool beats and shit, I will develop a new genre from Joe Dassin, latvian classical music and schlager.What I'm understanding is that anime villains are maladapted poets. Kind of like Hitler was an underappreciated painter. Oooooh, shit. Then Senko, won, obviously. Couldn't go any other way.That would be so cool. The canon ending.>>953267737Neither will the 800 year old fire-bending demigod. She's a very strong girl
>>953266830Why have waifu threads there in the first place?
they're there quite literally because there was/is an autistic mod that cannot stand the sight of waifu threads on /v/that is it
>>953267903well that doesn't sound like a very fair fight
>>953267820o'm the gamemaster though >>953267939i mean it has some legitimate reasons to be there since it is a general and nowadays girls in games make up 75% of waifus but there's already waifuposts in all the generals there. waifufaggotry is a cancer however on the other hand to game discussion more than a good thing
>>953268008because they're cancer which he's not wrong about
>>953268008Mods are retards. Besides, /a/nimus took over those threads already, its not even vidya related anymore. That's why it belongs on /v/ and not some dead board.
>>953268168/v/ is more dead than /vg/ nowadays besides the gamescon event and gta leaks doa leaks etc
yeah im sure the /v/ waifufags that kept themselves to one thread when they had them were the problem and not the constant stealth porn and pol threads lol
Join my wyfu cult.gg/4SaTVh9x9k
>>953268110Uhhh, maybe. Does she have any cool powers and stuff? I don't know much about her, besides the fact that she looks cute.
>>953268212they didn't tho retard randy was a known fgo spammer and many others waifuniggers are known to tweak out over fandom
>>953268168the /v/ waifufags unironically talked more about bidja than most other /v/ threads at the time, and /v/ already had the shitty dall-e threads that were essentially a general, so mods couldn't even reasonably make the "it's a general" argument for those waifu threads eitherkinda do feel bad for those guys
>>953268280Well yah, she's a magical girl, her magical power is a gun
>>953268376nah dall-e isn't a general it's by request waifu is different there's a few "it's not a general but it is" threads ff online and the marvel rivals threads
>the thread that was up 24/7 for over a year at minimum was not a general
really ai and waifu threads should have their own board since they're the same thing although waifus isn't creative or anything and just a containment thread
Go play in the corner of Shame, you stink and nobody wants to be near you. >>953267885They're not fireballs, they're beam projectiles.>>953267903Damn, can't wait to hear what jams and gems you're gonna pull out of your magician's top hat.No that was just an insult towards my making simple sentences way too complicated, in a way what actually happened was me dusting off and repurposing the erp writing skills into something better.Yeah that's more like it.Where's Erde when you need him, smh.
>>953268391Shit, man, that's only magical in Japan. If you apply that to america, Tyreese Jackson from Memphis, Tenessee is a magical girl.Still pretty cool, I take it she has many magical guns, since different pics seem to have different ones? Can she make guns of any kind at will?
>>953268584i can argue it i mean there's a dude who makes a thread autistically her ai to real but it's not a general hes just really actively online nobody else is making those threads it's one guy so not a general despite constantly posted
>>953268622I just dropped latvian schlager and joe dassin why are you excited for that>repurposing the erp writing skills into something betterGoddammit lul. At least the skills came in handy, in a less literal sense. Glad to see it's seemingly going very well. The poem was good.Finding new ways to photograph the fumo. Maybe the fumo is playing texas hold 'em in a western bar as we speak
>>953268644Yah she kind of just materializes them through the power of song. Crossbows, miniguns, grenade launchers, you name it..
>>953268622>The projectile is a small fireball moving behind itFor the record basically any move that is a projectile moving in a certain line is considered a fireball in fgc lingo.
>>953268934That's badass. I think if she could manifest a Davy Crockett or a mortar, perhaps the duel would be quite fair. Senko's a demigod but I'm not sure if demigods are immune to small nuclear warheads.
lmao @ the filter while eating a hotdog its nothing but neptune self replying to himselfbasically ai killed waifu threads so im not allowed to post anything
me myself and ihow are you all
i found a video of madame shanepedohttps://youtube.com/shorts/Fjl2mu6ktIk
neptune holds no position of authority over waifu he's not a waifunigger he's a wannabe with a clique of cosigners who also aren't part of waifu.
>>953269178I wouldn't want to find out. I just meant that she is the cutest of all the symphogear girls anyway, there's no need to fight for anything. Your waifu is certainly very cute. But does she have a bad ass song?
>>953268874Probably because I don't know who they are.Porn and related is entertaining only up to a certain point. And Yeah! I suppose I might send over more stuff I wrote in the past if I remember about it.Maybe the fumo knocked him out and locked him in the basement, and she's playing illegal poker with other fumos in his house.>>953268996They come from a beam gun so they're beam particles.>>953269301Good, new Jill pictures unlocked, almost done with sorting and renaming.
>>953269350>dedicating videos you watch to random menGay
>>953269402*smooch*
>>953269398Allright allright.
>>953269444>jeanne alter get in the cuckshed for a second you can play with liz she's not been touched in awhile with chris
>>953269369Fair enough, no waifu war, for now. Mutual waifu cuteness prevails. Nah, she has just cute relaxing songs. One of them is almost a rap song. She's gangsta like that. Sadly nothing like Chris.>>953269398Probableh lul. It's for the better. Ultimately shallow entertainment. Ain't nobody writing good plot with deep underlying themes for porn.Would be sick to see more, if you dcide o share.Perhaps he has been there for a while now, and the fumo was just posting selfies while impersonating him
>>953269488Got em>>953269908If you seisoIt can be really entertaining but very unlikely at the same time, you need "that" kind of connection to make it work and not completely suck ass.If anything remind me in DMs or here, some I've already posted anyway, not everything I've written is too personal to share.Well the fumo better be as good as the poster otherwise I don't want it.Think I'll eep before it gets too late, waiting for the new pics to copy into my phone and then it's nini.See you around Senko, take care!
>>953270562One is french music and the other is latvian drinking music. Both are really peculiar to those outside of the latvian community.Eh, I have very little faith in the titillating entertainment. It's cool and shit but it's also kind of depressing.No DMs as no discord, but I'll remind ya next time, if I remember.The fumo is sweating bulletsGoodnight, then! Don't let the bed bugs bite, only Jill bugs.
https://youtu.be/ozXZnwYTMbs?si=CkdYRfubOHZDT4lq
Sleeeeeep time
>>953271828eyo
i can't find my lighter istg i need to buy like 20 tomorrow but watch soon as i do i find it
>>953272709I've got like 5 lighters beside me. Need a light?
>>953272813no i'll just use the stove until i get tired of and go to the gas station
>>953273054I wouldn't recommend using the stove for whatever you plan on lighting, but its not like I can stop you or anything. Get a honey bun at the gas station! Sweet, and tasty!Gotta go, my bathtub fell out of my house. Have a good one anon!-Purple out(If such a thing had happened once, it must surely have happened many times in this galaxy of a hundred billion suns.)
Real thread:>>>/r9k/85468694
>>953273842>ReAl ThReAd GuIsE zOmG iTs ToTaLlY nOt FaKe LiKe ThIs ThReAd!1!Don't filter me anon!
pwoost
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Here's you with my waifu OP
Dropping by to yawn and go to bed.
>>953282969nobody cares faggot
>>953282969gay pedophile
So small...Why are they so small?
How is the black hoodie even Indian?
>>953284026For dyke indians it is
b ump
Impossible for me to have "normal" dreams.>In Venice with brother and niece>Waiting outside of the women's bathroom as she needed to go>Young girl coming out starts chitchat with me, don't really care what she's yapping about, get my wallet stolen anyway>Pick up Niece, meet up with brother and explain situation>Scours around the bridges and alleyways to find the bitch while making some sort of whistle tune to not lose each other amidst the mass of people>Find the bitch as she's working in a backpack near a group of teenagers>Wait for her to leave, retrieve my wallet, only a few bucks missing>One of the young guys stands up and comes to question us, can't reason with him so we just beat the shit out of him>Insert a frame where niece spits on the guy as he's getting beaten>Girl comes back talking about nicotine pouches>Toss her in the canals>Dap brother>Wake up, instantly realize the tune was https://youtu.be/raZIhJ4qgjo
https://youtu.be/1HJ18nD4myI?si=j6saHZWllwOsS9OX
>>953293753Pilk>>953293807Soojieboo
>>953289820>A victim in his own dreams
>"""""Victim""""">>953294469Probably a white Russian.
it's humid today finna be naked and drunk all day
>>953297359regardless if you got justice you're still a victim of a pickpocket
>>953297428If wouldn't be a dream about Venice without it lmao
only drinks on weekends btw
https://youtu.be/C7cczTyQ4iY?si=enhk-bn-D_UJd5uZ
>>953298679as i've heard >>953298815I smoke weed on the 1st of the month alsohttps://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w
https://youtu.be/7ViIny2YZH0?si=vZquUtUh_ftZxhvd
>>953299130What day is whippits and meth then? Fucking loser.
>>953249281hey
>>953304775Hey Ho
>>953304775Stinky.
>>953304775SEX
>75m>>953308971cute
https://youtu.be/01IClGMC468?si=CpkY6aDQtYaY2uVp
why are scars so sexy
>>953310383Sounds like someone wants to get carved into ribbons.
objectively put belt to ass to ass to someone retards say opposite larpers
reminder /waifu/ are lore larpers
>>953312368you?
sopmod died btw in lorethat's why no sopmod in gfl2
Why did she take the kids
shinobu was eaten nezuko was killed and eaten sopmod was killed too it's part of the graves lol
>>953314030I must larpsopmod is dead
no retcon resurrecting tingyun
>he doesn't understand because casual>typical of fate larper with dead avatar
>>953313868Nah. I already have a ton of scars. Burns, knives, scrapes, so on.
In the lore of Fate/Grand Order, Jeanne d'Arc Alter does not have a traditional death, as she is not a true Heroic Spirit but a counterfeit entity created by the Holy Grail and the grief of Gilles de Rais. Her existence is sustained by a core concept of vengbeance; she was defeated by the protagonist in the Orleans Singularity and subsequently faded from existence because she could not return to the Throne of Heroes.alter died>>953314580self inflicted
>>953314580tease
>>953249281
>waifus who cannon died are real
>>953314830Why? You looking to add some, or get some?
Literally my wife.Literally real.She's actually my Switch 2 right now.I can prove it.
>>953315046Playing i meant
>>953315046(literally real)she's dead
mine put belt to ass and killed that hoe
>>953315024buy you said you didn't want to be carved >>953315046proof?
>>953315569Can't post proof. You're too poor.
>>953315617it's apparenmt information your waifu/avatar is dead 2x actually
>>953315810Third time's the charm like they aay.
you're waifu is camonicaly
>>953315929she's literally dead lol
>>953315973sex
>>953266687I miss too
>>953315989No way! Fake news!
>mein waifus are the strongest in verse even dead tgey resurrect and become stronger
Yeah like that.
>>953316166>>953316119larper
>lore doesn't matter my waifu/avatar isn't shit> back fom dead liuteally alpha now
retard can't even english
>>953315569I mean, I don't mind pain, I get piercings and tattoos for fun.
Yawn.
yawn x2
...
>>953318560Don't you feel like yawning? You suddenly feel very veeery sleepy...
>>953318585my pizza just got here...so I can't be sleepy right now
>>953318585> killing waifu communties because they don't carethis is why you should be kicked everywhere and are
>>953318703Anonyslop.Yummers.What toppings?
>>953318980avatarnigger
>>953318980all the meats and I picked up some habanero sauce
>>953319094Hope it's not greasy.How spicy is it?
>>953319359no grease leaking, unlike my last pizza from a deli place...I would rate it at 8 out of 10
>>953319604I hate greasy pizzas, I dab them with a napkin if it's too much.Sounds good.I got a headache, I didn't actually get to rest much last week.
>>953320049me too, the paper plate it was served on was so full of greasethe cheese was great thohydrate take meds cuddle plush and sleep?
>>953320347Fucked up lol.I like chanco for sandwiches, or gouda otherwise.Yeah I'll just use some aspirin.
>>953320521would eat again...for the cheese everyone loves goudaaspirin and beer
>>953320666But at what cost...Chanco is better.I don't want beer. Cigarettes.
>>953321030floppy soaked paper plate and greasy fingershow?no beer ,room temp water
>>953321088Yuck.It just is. It's creamier, richer, and meltier.Atleast it's not room temp beer.
>>953321259right?now I want to try some room temp beer left out open for 3 days
>>953321720Right.You can't. Only I can have it, you're not allowed.Fuck that sounds so fucking gross...
>>953321945:nod:import some so I can have itand it will be light beer
>>953322094:skaddinodders:Wouldn't it be export?Shut up
>>953322351whaaatI don't know but full send it drink the beer or get soggy cigarettes
>>953322554hello
hello
>>953323145kys cube
nyo
>hide neptune thread goes to page 10
>>953325242when will b/waifu/ be renamed neptune cirlclejark?
it's literally just him jules had 10 ways fus he's not a waifufag amd etc had 3 or more
English, do you speak it?
we like neptune
>>953328504they're not a waifunigger so don't care just another shitposter just a faggot to boot
https://youtu.be/eXw3BPyoAes?si=qHTW5oqhcpHGFpJp
I too have three waifus.
https://youtu.be/05wXNKzOkRM?si=rxheBO8NN7PenlI5
Baby nuts...
https://youtu.be/MfshzyqZPJM?si=2_Kof9ZRobJcrQ9h
>>953338841Happy birthday, Anzu o/
>>953342377she 'preciates it