There is this retarded theory they keep pushing that an angry painter built an underground Rube Goldberg death machine then in 4 years killed like 11 gorrilion people but hid the bodies so well with coal-fired pizza ovens that nobody has ever found them, all while fighting a three-front war against the entire planet.

Like... at least Flat Earth is believable.

America will be last country to switch to Euro (antichrist's world currency).

Aborted babies are subject to damnation for 33 and a half years. If pregnant, do not abort and deliver at home because kids are chipped using ivs and vaccines in hospitals.

Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly chip patients.

Dogs can become possessed. Don't keep dogs inside of your home.

According to my school: The earth is flat. It remains on 3 columns (the Most Holy Trinity); columns stand on water at zero Kelvin.

First dinosaur to return will come out of the Volga River in Russia.

I wonder how many celebrities are into blood magic. Lady gaga has to be one

2/3 of humanity are hylics/npcs/neurotypicals

they are quite literally programmed to suck the dick of the nearest sociopath. they cannot help but simp for anyone being psychopathic

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They are definitely watching me.

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In the very long view, Trump is a cultural moment. The scumbag's scumbag. He has never had any discernable political philosophy.

Close the strait. Open the strait?
Ban abortion. But not all abortion.
Ban IVF. But some IVF is ok.
I'll lower your taxes. But fuck you in the cunt with tariffs.
Affordability is a hoax, but GOP is best on affordability.

It's grift. He saw an in during the 2012-2016 Tea Party madness, saw a way to earn votes, won. Arch anti-Trumper here- the man knows how to win a fuckin election, and Democrats are largely drooling retards for having him win.

BUT, there's no political theory. He's the asshole avatar. If you are an asshole, an uneducated, Tiktok scrolling, cheap beer drinking, LD cigarette smoking loser who's broke as fuck and bereft of a future, the big loud asshole who hates the people trying to make change is AWESOME.

Matrix glitch theory. I know its a movie, but sometimes I experience things and think it has to NOT be a coincidence.

Also, I don't know if lucid dreaming is still a "conspiracy" but I do think people can control realms in their sleep despite people disproving this as a legitimate skill.

Freemasons did the french revolution

During Hurricane Katrina, the Murphy Oil refinery in St. Bernard parish, just outside of New Orleans, had a container rupture and leak oil on a lot of the surrounding neighborhood, including my grandparents and aunt/uncle's houses. After the clean up the land was deemed uninhabitable and the oil company was able to purchase all the land for very, very cheap. Many people that were affected and in the area believe that the oil company did it on purpose, and I tend to believe them.

Disney's frozen is only titled like that so when you Google "Disney frozen" the movie comes up instead of conspiracy theories

Swiper and The Map are in cahoots! Think about it… Swiper always seems to know exactly where Dora is going to be. And who is always telling her exactly where to go? Wake up sheeple!

A guy I work with believes that the moon is an ancient watch tower left behind by aliens. He says that the Egyptian pyramids as well as the pyramids in South America were some sort of weapon that was used to damage said watch tower, giving the moon the appearance it has today. There are entire YouTube channels dedicated to this nonsense.

Throughout my entire childhood, my favourite was that Area 51 houses some secret alien technology after a UFO crash in Roswell. Even to this day, I still want to visit Roswell one day like some kind of pilgrimage and get the whole dorky, touristy experience by talking to bar owners about UFO sightings lol.

I believe pretty strongly that Kurt Cobain was killed by an assassin hired by Courtney Love and his death was framed as a suicide.

1969 moon landing was staged, but not in a Hollywood basement or anything like that It was filmed on the moon. Astronauts were already there at least half a decade before the televised moon landing. Why? They wanted the check that there was nothing of interest (i.e. exploitable by the global elites) before showing the public.

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The reset theory of the 1800's, orphan trains to repopulate the earth, and children growing in cabbages (cabbage patch kids) to be harvested.

This could be a myth like the stork carrying babies, but it has a disturbing parallel with the Genesis account of Adam and Eve being created in a garden; also, children attend kindergarten (again, a garden)

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“The Fall of Man”
Before: Fully radiant. Unified field. Energy pouring out in every direction from the core. Connected. Luminous. Whole.
After: Segmented. Numbered. Color-coded funnels stuck into the body at specific points. Energy no longer radiates freely — it’s being directed, extracted, or regulated through discrete vortices.
Look at the diagram on the right. Those aren’t just “chakras” in the yoga-brochure sense. They’re intake/output ports. Front and back. Different frequencies. Different levels of the column. The lower ones (red/orange) are denser, more physical. The upper ones (blue/violet) more subtle. The whole system looks engineered.
What if the “Fall” wasn’t just moral or mythological? What if it was a hardware change?
Pre-Fall human: continuous, high-bandwidth connection to the source field. Post-Fall: the connection was throttled, compartmentalized, and given localized interfaces that can be interfered with, fed, or harvested.
The funnels face both ways. Some are taking energy in. Some are dumping it out. Some might be bidirectional. The numbering and the way they’re drawn makes it look like a technical schematic more than a spiritual illustration.
Has anyone else seen versions of this exact comparison? Or older diagrams that show the human energy body before the current configuration?
Feels less like “enlightenment” and more like we’re looking at the architecture of a controlled system.

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Thomas Costello’s last gift to the public before he and his family vanished
This photo was allegedly taken deep under Archuleta Mesa at Dulce Base. Costello was a security officer who claimed he worked there in the late 80s/early 90s. He said the beings in these tanks aren’t just “greys” — some of them are human-alien hybrids being kept in some kind of fluid suspension.
He leaked a handful of these photos and a short written statement in the mid-90s. Shortly after, he, his wife, and kids all disappeared. Official story is they just “moved.” Unofficial story is they were taken care of.
Look at the one on the right. The proportions don’t look right. The head shape, the limb length… something’s off even for a grey.
Anyone still have the full Costello documents or the other photos that were supposed to be floating around back then? Or is this just another recycled hoax that got new life?

THE LIGHT CONSPIRACY
This conspiracy is about how the Earth is a soul farm and how the light we see during death is a false light matrix designated to keep souls to incarnate on this Earth over and over again.
Reincarnation doesn't make any sense. All your memory gets wiped out. What's the point of being reborn into poverty a hundred times? You'll just repeat the same mistakes again and again, because you don't remember.

There was a time when humanity was peaceful, when we had telepathic abilities. Then cunning extraterrestrials took that ability away from us and gave us languages instead. But they gave us different languages in order to create confusion and division. We cannot go back to peaceful times while still using language. Because we are no longer telepaths, no other human can tell what you really mean. Because words can be used to lie.

WTC 7 was brought down intentionally. The Department of Defense had an office there, this is known. They knew about the attacks beforehand and knew that after the attacks people would be investigating and snooping around and there was something they couldn't let be discovered. So they brought the building down with the terror attack as their cover. The bankers in the building could also have been involved.

Pedo operations and production of child porn are rampant and organized. Hollywood and politicians are not directly connected in the production of this material but they do protect and facilitate it because the real industry is blackmail. Epstein was someone in the business of getting proof of celebrities and politicians fucking kids on his island and exploiting them for profit/favors.

Jodi Arias is an actress and never killed anyone, covid is a psyop, and we are ruled by jewish elite families that are all related and their bloodline goes all the way back to ancient phoenicia and maybe even further.

Caucasians descended from Atlantians

A lot of our surroundings are meant to lower our spiritual vibe and separate us from the Divine.

Music played on the radio and as it's sold is played at 'dead' frequencies, and the melodies are simple and uninspiring. Buildings are becoming uglier, making for less spiritually enriching surroundings, and creating less pride in the nation. Our food and water has become more unnatural, and our devices are made to hook us and detach us from reality, from spiritual saturation. The media is deliberately uninspiring and creates a sense of doom and dishonesty, and division, and humans are being encouraged into engaging in hedonism to avoid forming long term relationships, and distracting from the spirit with the flesh. Which leaves you empty.

Anyone saturated in the effects of the beast is easier to control and influence. It spiritually drains you and prevents you from connecting with the pure, original and divine. Without these impurities, you are less dependent on the beast to sustain you.

Love each other, remember that we're affected by what's around us. Jesus forgave us so we should forgive each other. Grow your own food and connect with the earth. Indulgence is fine but don't use it to fill a hole, and put your phone down. There are some powerful people who want you to be a slave without spirit, out of touch with something they could never know themselves. Don't give in.

I once heard a conspiracy theory that Jews were importing grass from Ireland and the UK to other countries to destroy the environment. They're basing this off the fact that grass is capable of doing extreme damage in areas where it shouldn't be because it dominates the area by killing off other pollinator plants (mostly to extinction) and wreaks havoc on native bee populations, and that Jews were taking advantage of this to covertly force us all into an agricultural crisis that will cause a food shortage.

gamergate and the news and controversy surrounding it was entirely made up to radicalize young gamer boys and happened because of funding from some unknown source (probably not that difficult to deduce who it was).

I simply refuse to believe that so many people got so organically worked up over video games at a time when ISIS terrorism, the rise of white nationalism, Ukraine War (1st war in Europe in 20 years at that point), Syrian war, global refugee crisis, signs of economic collapse in europe and pandemics were all over the news.

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Is An Example Of A Masturbation Changed Body

I am totally certain Osama Bin Laden died of kidney failure way before the Navy Seals supposedly raided his compound. The retards have changed the story literally every time they are asked about it and there's no evidence any of them are telling the truth.
In general, I think the Navy SEALs are a particularly duplicitous part of the military.
They are marketed as super elite and rigorous but there's so many examples of them fucking up catastrophically (all of which are more verifiable than Osamas killing)
I'm surprised they aren't subject to more conspiracy theories.

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Basically, during the 60s all these rock groups started gaining popularity and were all part of the US hippie movement. The thing is, they all strangely come from families with military or government backgrounds. Dave McGowan wrote a book on this connecting all the dots.
So we all know there's theories on the elites controlling the music industry and indoctrinating the masses - I'm not American, but I always found the 60s hippie movement to be a facade. The CIA is strongly thought to have kickstarted the movement and steered it in a direction to dumb down the masses - the 60s counterculture was a psyop all along. Remember that LSD was the huge drug at the time, also the drug that was used during MK-Ultra experiments. Ken Kensey, a counterculture author, was invited to participate in the MK-Ultra program. He then established The Merry Pranksters, a group of people on a bus travelling through the US handing out LSD to the public. There's also theories about the Tavinstock Institute having to do with this, and Hollywood actors coming from the same sort of "training programs".

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The 60s ended up with a bunch of sects controlling powerful positions in society, some of them having militias and extorting people and of course, many, many murders, suicide pacts and cover ups, no wonder the two coming decades were known for serial killers and Aids, the 70s were grimey as fuck, it was all the dark side of the counterculture taking its toll. While all the naive kids were burning their neurons and being molested in some commune, in big tech some people were getting filthy rich shilling new age crystals and fake medicine, all a sham.

the satanic rituals hollywood folk do to kids are intentionally as bizarre as possible so nobody would believe it happened. It's more likely a present day pedo could orchestrate an "abduction" (certainly those in the movie industry have the technology to fake one - lights and effects) as a cover up.

It's likely all UFO sightings were military aircraft, and all alien sightings genetic experiments done by humans.

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I can control your dreams. Tomorrow night you will dream of Andy sixx I'm not even kidding

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Jews control the world, yet are hated by everyone.

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Report the lognigger as spam. Apparently 4chan agrees he is indeed a spambot.

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Governments and Organized Religions have YOUR best interests in mind.