Drop your stories about the best wank you had
At school when I was maybe 14. Was meant to be playing soccer but I was recovering from ankle injury and any kids not playing had to spend 90 minutes just sat in the changing rooms doing fuck nothing with a teacher looking in on them maybe once if it occurred to them. Wanked with another queer boy and came like fucking crazy, came uncontrollably, spurted cum everywhere, head spinning, nearly blacked out, the whole crazy insane orgasm scenario. Never did anything with him again, barely even spoke to him after that, I guess he was horny and experimenting. I liked him but I noticed that when I got near him he smelled really bad, figured out years later he probably had fish odor syndrome. The dirty smelly little faggot.
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When i was 16 i ran into a classmate at the beach. She was with her older friend (pic related) who i'd never met before but immediately was crushing on. At that point she was the hottest girl i'd seen, definitely the nicest boobs i saw in person. I was starting to get a bit hard as i chatted with them, and then my classmate asked if i could get a picture of them. After this they each wanted a photo of themselves separately. While I'm taking a pic of the hot friend, my classmate yanks my swimshorts down and a fully erect below average cock is now perfectly on display springing up and down. I'm so embarrassed yet got such a rush from them both looking and laughing that i slightly hesitated while i pulled my shorts up. Her friend said "was that for me or her?" and classmate said "he never got that around me before"When i got home i had to blow the biggest load as i kept thinking of it and started looking at all the bikini pics her friend had on social media. Definitely helped me discover some kinks that day
Wife and I were visiting her Mom, her younger sister was in town visiting too. She's only a couple years younger than my wife but she's got a great ass. Her body was driving my crazy a couple days in. Once before her daily jog I stroked my cock till I was leaking and smeared it into the cups of her bra. It was difficult to not finish right then. Later that night, I saw the SILs thong in the dirty laundry hamper. No one else was awake so I couldn't help myself. I breathed in her sweet pussy scent and instantly was rock hard. I was in the bathroom stroking furiously, just as I was about to unload on the countertop I wrapped those panties around my tip and let go. I was honestly amazed I kept quiet. If I wasn't so worried about the Mrs finding them I would have just taken them instead. Good memory for a stroke though haha
>>953609280how are you so gay that you went home and jerked off instead of letting them take a good long look at your dick and going in for the fuck? you stupid fuck
A few-In high school a girl with giant tits was laying out outside and I managed to rub one out spying on her from a window, I was so horny I didn't think about how I'd be expelled if I was caught.-When I was 16 or 17 we were at a lakehouse and I got horny seeing a 50 year old family friend in her red one piece swimsuit. I'd known her since childhood and never had sexual thoughts about her but I felt aroused seeing her figure dripping wet and some cleavage that was showing. I went to her room and saw her underwear draped across her bed, she'd probably just changed out of it, but I held it and ran to my room to masturbate. I remember looking out the window to see if I could spy on her but I couldn't get a good view. It was insane because I'd never thought about her that way but for those moments I was obsessed with her, thinking about her coming into my room and fucking me.-I saw my cousin swimming in her underwear on a family vacation. I'd always thought she's cute and I think I'd perved over her before but now I'm seeing her dripping wet in her underwear with her hard nipples visible. She didn't wear revealing close so I had no idea she had thick ass and thighs either. When I got back to my hotel room I masturbated to a pic of her while moaning her name.
When I was 18 my first sexual experience was flirting with a cute chubby girl on Omegle. She asked me to take my shirt off (I was rock hard at this point) so she stripped to her underwear and we ended up talking dirty, she was clearly pretty experienced and was describing what she wants it to be like if we fucked while I stroked my cock. I was totally naked laying in bed and I moved the camera so she could see I was stroking it. Eventually she tied her hair into pigtails and let her bra straps down and it was too much, I ended up cumming before I could even get her to show me her nipples and she got pissed off at me, as if we were fucking and I came early, which I honestly thought was hot in a weird way.
The David Duchovny thread that just appeared reminded me ... I was obsessed with my friend's wife, she was a slim cute redhead, singer/songwriter and occasional actress and fuck me, she turned up up an episode of Californication being fucked doggystyle by whoever the main character was that wasn't Duchovny. Emptied my balls to that clip so many times, must have fired off six pints to it over the years.
>>953609280I witnessed the girl version of this. There was a group of us that were at the beach during a holiday event so a lot of people were around. One of our buddies saw these two girls and wanted to talk to one. We were standing close by and the other girl decides to pull the girl's tube top off and run away with it, the sight of C cup tits pouring out and the chick running after her trying to cover up those bouncing tits gave me something to stroke to. it's still really embarrassing but not as bad as small dick in front of hot bitches especially when your hardest wasn't enough for them
Here's the weirdest:Listened to my cousin telling one of her friends about how she fucked one of her guy friends, who I know, when she was drunk and I got aroused by the thought of my cousin being a slut."Imagine your cousin sucking his cock.""Imagine your cousin riding on him.""Imagine your cousin moaning.""Imagine him undressing your cousin.""Imagine him sucking on your cousin's tits."I ended up jerking off thinking about this regularly and eventually got it out of my system by taking one of my cousin's thongs and draping it over my face while I masturbate while I stared at a pic of her. After this it was out of my system and I never really thought about her that way again. The weirdest shit.
>>953609280need more pics of said social media
Female friend of my wife and I is really close with us. She knows I have a foot fetish and knows I think her feet are gorgeous. It's happened about 4 or 5 times now where she "accidentally" leaves her socks behind. They edged while smelling them and stroked into them, but never came into her socks, just adjacent to them. I swear she's teasing me haha
>>953610538specifically this clip, looks like nothing now but back in the day this was superb wank fuel just for a tiny peek at her little tiddies
>>953611208That's pretty awesome if trueI want to believe
>>953611033I got you
>>953611414damn I see why she made that effect
>>953611362Pic of her outside my old house, Buckingham Rd, Wilmslow UK if you care to check, can't find the exact spot but it's this roadhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/HmRgjpAL3VcX1tsk7
>>953611723she was also in that awful Dro Dead Gorgeous movie from the 1990s, she plays the chick who does the Soylent Green monologue
>>953611778>Dro*Drop
>>953610711I love tubetops swear tits always fall out of themThere was this pool at an outdoor venue that does DJ sets during the day so all the hot influencer wannabes are out there in barely functioning bikinis, saw many nip slips happen there , sometimes a full on boob pop out
>>953612200This Marquee at the Cosmo in Vegas?
>>953607283my best wank is yet to cum.
>>953612327Cabana at Rebel in Toronto
Watched a hot irl do the ice bucket challenge and watching them bounce got me good
>>953611717This was one of the pics i took for her before it happened. Couldn't not get completely bricked with those boobs in my view. I think she had captioned the pic saying 'my face wasnt resting after the guy who took this got pantsed'I think my classmate was a bit jealous and saw a funny opportunity as she definitely noticed i was rock hard. I only ever saw this friend one other time in person and she joked saying she hopes i don't end up showing off my little friend again.
>>953612793Damn i would be going crazy after thisdon't blame you
>>953609280>>953613824Im surprised you didnt cum all over the place in the moment, must have been a pain to wait on letting that one out.
>>953613824anon she just wanted to see it. she sounds like a horny bitch. I mean fuck just look at her
Little back story... my ex-wife and I have joint custody of our daughter and my ex is extremely strict on the rules of who can come over to their house and spend the night. Now I am a little more laid-back so I don't mind my daughter having friends or boyfriend spending the night when she stays at my house on the weekends. One specific time her boyfriend had spent the night I kept hearing a slight thumping every few minutes. I didn't think much about it given I live in a downstairs apartment and my upstairs neighbors have little kids. Needless to say, after hearing it for a while I realize it's coming from my daughters room so I walk past her room to go to the bathroom and I can faintly hear her gasping. I closed the bathroom door and proceeded to put my ear to the wall only to hear her moaning like a cheap piece of street meat. They proceeded to continue going at it while I sat in the bathroom vigorously beating off to the sounds of her. Definitely the biggest and best jerk I've ever had. I still do it to this day when I hear them.
I saw my gf at the time flirting with another guy one time over snapchat. sent some really flirty pics and they were nearly sexting each other. called her out on it but only after I came buckets several times to the idea of her fucking him.pic unrelated
>>953616920I have something very similar to this happen with an ex-girlfriend of mine. She cheated on me with the same dude multiple times and found so many special photos she took specifically for him and even a 30-second video of him fucking her. You best believe I sent that video to myself. I don't know what about watching her get fucked by another guy that made me so horny.
>>953617120idk jealousy is so incredibly hot. I definitely have a cuck fetish now.
>>953617231I think I have a mild interest in it. I like the idea of it but don't think I could physically be in the room watching it happen.
>>953616650It felt so good in the moment the thrill was unreal, had it out for at least a good few seconds before reaching down. Kinda had to with people around which just made it even more thrilling. didn't take much effort to finish that night thinking about her and what happened.>>953616735Wouldn't be surprised if she planned it with the girl who did it, but man her genuine reaction really made it for me
>>953617795do you think she thought you were big when she saw it?
>>953617928Definitely not she made some size jokes and asked if that was supposed to be my boner
>>953619235goddamn that is so hot
>>953619306Here's her from the back too, just as good as the front view, got to stare as they walked away
>>953619636bulging in your pants. I bet that's how they could tell before she pulled your pants down.
>>953619694Oh yeah, it felt real nice though
>>953619755god I bet. and with a body like that I can't blame you for getting so hard in front of them
>>953620018Wonder if she still tells the story
>be horny and drunk and high >lying in bed>I still need to goon more but dont want to get up>idea>goon into a sock>it feels 10 times better than usual
catfished my sister. basically groomed her and got her to send me videos of her masturbating while she was in her bedroom right next to my room
First time I smelled my older sisters used panties when I was younger, opened a whole new world
Met a boy the same age as me when I was 12 on a cruise ship and we wanked together in the sauna every day. On the last day finally got the courage to offer to suck him and he accepted. It was my only sexual experience until I was 19
>>953607283I was walking home one evening, horny af and I decided to have a wank. I unzipped my jeans and pulled my dick out and started stroking it as I was walking on the side of the road. I almost got caught a couple of times and I came in someone's bushes. It was exhilarating
Getting home after sniffing an absolutely beautiful 21 year olds used panties.
>>953622628Shes a total smokeshow anon. do you have any pics of the other girl too? What was she like?
>>953624813the thrill of almost getting caught is what makes the public dangerwank the very best of wanks
This story is so predictable it sounds like bullshit but I genuinely found nudes of a friend's daughter while fixing her laptop. She was a gorgeous mixed race chick, clearly making wank videois for her boyfriend, dressed in white lingerie and just going with fingers, no dildo or vibe. Three tugs and I was jizzing like a burst water main. Came like it was my first ever cum, shot further than I've shot before or since, head was spinning and I was making animal noises as I let the cum fly. Just a transcendent experience. Came so hard it was like meeting God and cumming in his beard. Just an indescribably beauitiful experience.
>>953626842Not as many pics but she was also hot, definitely became more attractive to me after that though, and had some boob envy for her busty friend clearly. Never spoke much before that incident, and afterwards we spoke in the hallway once at the start of senior year, she said sorry about the beach thing and laughed a bit then joked that she wouldn't expose me to the school. I told her i wasn't mad about it and thought it was funny, though she has no idea how much i thought about it. She also definitely told the story to people but it never really came up and no one tried to recreate it.
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>>953627230this whole story is so hot anon, and yeah her friend mogs her in everything
>be 25>drill hole in bedroom wall and look into sister's room>sister is doing sexytimes with a donkey>tickle my plonker>shoot my cummies right into my bellybutton>make the dog lick it up>best day ever
>>953627389It got me so into cfnm/enm/pantsing/sph stuff, and while it's fun to roleplay it with others, that was the only time something like that happened to me for real
>>953627547goddamn one encounter with a sexy bitch and it completely transformed your sexuality
>>953627641Really didn't take much for her
>>953627792fuck anon do you have telegram or kik? would love to continue chatting there
Sister lewd chatting with one of my online friends even tho she had boyfriend and asking my friend to send her cock pic and her saying how she is playing with herself with dildo. Came buckets thinking of her being slut
Met her on Yahoo Messenger in the 2000s and eventually had phone sex with her. After I sent her a pic of the huge load I shot to her pics and voice, she begged me to travel to her when her hubby was out of town and use her as a cumdump. I should have taken her up on it.
>>953627506>be 258>drill hole in donkey and look into dog's room>donkey is doing sexytimes with my plonker>tickle my bellybutton>shoot my cummies right into my sister>make the wall lick it up>best day ever
Is this a bot thread? How to tell if its a bot thread? This seems like one to me.
>>953628258>be 258>drill hole in bot and look into bot thread>bot is making sexythreads with my bot>tickle my bottyybutton>shoot my botties right into my bot>make the bot lick it up>best thread ever
>>9536072832008I had a huge crush on this girl from high school. She started dating one of my best friends. It was agony listening to him talk about their sex life. I knew she sent him nudes and he said he recorded videos on his phone. My friend and I took a road trip and while we were 1,000 miles from home he had a medical emergency and needed surgery. While he was in the operating room, he gave me all of his belongings. I went through his phone and found nudes and videos of his gf sucking his dick and getting pounded from behind. I jerked off once in the hospital bathroom. Then I went out to the car and jerked off in the parking garage 3 more times.
>>953628463that's what buddies are for, to jerk off to our sex pics while we may be dying in surgery
>>953628463To be fair, in between jerk sessions I also used his phone to call his mom and the gf to let them know what was going on.
>>953628885did you wank while you were talking to the gf? or the mom?
>>953628972No, lol. They were crying which was not attractive. Plus i needed about 15 minutes to recover between faps.
>>953629059are you joking? you had the opportunity to fap in his mom's face while she was blubbing for her son, I'd have busted a major nut over that one
>>953629254His mom's a fat bitch anyway. I regret not pretending to be him via text to ask the gf for more nudes!
>>953629383>hi I am unconscious and the doc is cutting me open, pls send bobs and vageneprobably not gonna work m8
>>953629493Hahaha. No, before I called her, I should have pretended to be him to get nudes.
these threads always make me slightly horny, might have to have a quick wank myself now
>>953608991This, faggots ruin everything fun with their repulsive aids/hiv
>>953633493I went to an all boys private school, it was non-stop faggy wanks pretty much from day one
>>953628087Kik assdf12313
>>953607283right after highschool living with roommate, he mentions he bought one of those big ass/pussy sex dollshe ends up going to fuck some girl and stay with her for the night, I got horny and curious and found the thing in his drawer under some folded laundryIt was heavy and jiggly, I lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it, it felt insane, I was on my back slamming it down on my dick, turning it over and fucking it doggy on the bed, I remember laughing about how it was like we were both getting laid that nightBut that's not it, I couldn't stop thinking about good and tight that toy felt, one night he passes out in the living room, so I go to his bedroom right behind the couch hes sleeping on, in the complete darkness I open the drawer and pull it out, my dick is hard as a rock and I fuck it standing straight up right in the doorway. In probably one minute I start to have the greatest orgasm of my life--that peak feeling of cumming started super early, imagine genuinely having an entire minute of just pure ecstasy on your dick, eyes rolling back, I pulled out and sprayed cum all over his laundry
>>953619755Bleh. Florida trash tattoos. What is this, 2012?
When I was in high school I had a couple classes with a girl who was quiet but lowkey cute. Modest dresser, played volleyball, was friendly to people but didn’t talk much. A few years later I saw her posted on 4chan in her underwear. Talked to the guy who posted the pics and he also knew her, he sent me some proper nudes of her. Never saw her in so much as a bikini before. Hottest faps of my life.
I was house/pet sitting for a family down the street when I was around 13. They had 2 daughters. One 13 one 16. Yes I went through their rooms and enjoyed every inch of it. Being in there was intoxicating. I ended up jacking off everyday in some way. My most memorable was when I got naked in the 13 year olds bed, covered myself and and my face with her underwear and jacked off into a lotion bottle she kept on her nightstand. My orgasm went through me with multiple waves. Best fap of my life
>>953607283When me and my GF went on holiday for the first time. Our second night in the apartment we were going at it like wild animals, then whilst taking a break to rehydrate (The Greek Isles are hot), my GF asks me to jerk off for her, she's never seen a guy do it before. So I stand between her legs and go to town then she starts rubbing herself (which she had never done before), we both get really into it and I tell her I am about cum and she demands that I cum on her pussy. I bust all over it and she goes crazy rubbing my cum over her clit and pushing the bigger splashes inside. Fucking hottest wank ever just because of how unexpected it was.
>>953640707Sounds like my sister and me when we were kids
>>953612793Holy fuck
