Drawthread: Morning Routine Edition
Drawings in a drawthread? Has the world gone topsy turvy?
>>953626843>Lol, reminds me of that merman sora picYup, designed a quick little merman shark version of kay when thread had that one underwater theme going on a long time agoJust straight up plagarized merman sora somewhat lmao>I'm afraid you'll be starving, there's nothing back there..Meat is meat Melty... meat is meat...
>>953628086Draw yourself as a duck
>>953628111Amazing request I Will Draw this after therapy
>>953628264What does he eat
>>953627056>Not one good characterNGMI
>>953624800Big sexo>>953628648I see atleast 5 you are just super gay
>>953628264>therapyBad news m8 I don’t think therapy can cure retardation you’re wasting your time
>>953628291Tasty alfalfa and dried shrimp treat>>953629530She says I deliberately make myself weak because I have been told My strength is shameful
>>953628648
>>953629952Hey I wanted a bunny (other I wanted to request) as a chibi the other day, not your bunny as a chibi
>>953630014
>>953630123Can I get one? Also the one at the right is better
>>953630123Good morning mister wiggly
>>953630159
>>953630194
>>953630725You got this at /co/ already spammer
>>953630740Is something the matter?
>>953630755Sorry? Can you please tell me where?
>>953630910https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155383608/#155384198https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155397494/#155399935
>>953630910https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155348668/#155349336
>>953631066Thank you, you're a lifesaver.
>>953631129Thank you.
It is a blustery Day and I found the crows' other tree they are very sweet as they watch me and signal to each other>>953628111Here You go anon
Draw Casey from Pokemon driving a dark blue Dodge Magnum (ignore the crash hijacker)
Casey's so cute and sassy!
>>953626948Ugh, coffee grossAlso hai.
>>953626948I really *REALLY* like this guy's art. I saved this (pic related) in the first two seconds I saw it. There's nothing like laying it down Analog style (ink and paper) and showing the digital, AI boys how it's really done. Your art has soul, and it shows, while the digital crap does NOT. NO porn. NO politics. You're speaking my language. Thanks!!Tl;dr => I fucking LOVE it.
>>953633685he uses a tablet you retardnot ink and paper
>>953633132>>953633148Spammer samefag
I visited Dwayne "The Rockdove" Johnson's resting place today it seems his innards have been consumed by something large so I hope the crowbabies were able to eat after all
Here take this
>>953634831Mister Shadow how do I talk to crows
>>953634929I... don't think I can help you there bossI still owe money to some of those lil shits. Fae ass creatures.
>>953634929Really though my intuition says the crows will avoid the ducks. Terrority thing, doesn't want any trouble. Your experience could be different
>>953633340>hating on coffee. And here I thought you couldn't get more vile.
Coffee is a meme
>sips coffee Faggots. Faggots everywhere.
>I need my caffeine to function I don't care if it tastes like shit!What a fucking weak loser
>>953636288My coffee tastes great. Don't drink shit coffee. Fag.
>coffee>with good tasteCope
New area unlocked >>953635253Yes if they follow me down the river bank they Will watch all the Way from across the river. I looked for some other crow points and found a way to get to the banks upriver
>>953636548Lmao black big ass and spanish big ass. I know you want me. Even ray charles can see it. Yall got everything to say huh
>>953636548No need. I'm the one filled with joy. And coffee. You're the one loaded with vile hatred.
Sup degenerates.if I jump in, coffee is fine. Even if you don't like most kinds of coffee, just add sugar and/or milk.Normally I just add a splash of milk to help cut the bitterness, and like half a packet's worth of sugar.Anyway, sup with you nerds today?
>>953636682Bored, hows nerd life nerd
>>953636731Not bad; it's my Saturday. Lounging at home. Likely going to clean. Got bacon and a turkey leg in the fridge rn. Going to make a Swanson later.
Trips and eggwater marries Snookie>>953636682I saw a snookie lookalike. Fat. gross. Belly hanging out. Smoking a ciggie while her daughter trailed behind.
>>953636800I forgot about Snookies exsistance till this moment. And likely will forget soon after.
>>953636798I would rather enjoy the turkey and bacon apart tbh I always end eating the bacon first then the leg
>>953636843well yeah. You do eat it first cuz the leg is wrapped in it.
>>953636830Likewise. Until I see another gremlin anyway....
>>953636868Yes and it ends falling and its annoying
>>953629952I'd fuck the bunny on the right...>and the left, but for different reasons.
>>953636932That's what the toothpicks are for. > Listen, man, I just want to be lazy and cook them both at the same time.
>>953636682Trinket! Wassup! SAY--how often do you surf nude?
>>953636800I am monogamous and I am already taken.
>>953637257Try telling that to a feral new Jersey gremlin.
>>953637063...Are there other ways to surf?
>>953635887>>953635910>>953636288>>953636308>>953636548>>953636603I wont begrudge anyone who likes it, but the smell and flavor brings up bad memories. Papa-Mobile was a corpo drone all thru my childhood, doin shady pyramid scheme shit from the late 80s thru the late 2000s. He lived on coffee a lot, it made him a miserable person and he was always trying to get me and my siblings into that toxic salesperson culture. It wasn't until recently that he finally broke out of the cycle and took on real work that didnt involve stepping all over the people working below him and brown-nosing people above him. But thats just a me thing...>>953636682Sup Trinket. Love seeing your art, as always. If youre taking requests id love to see her enjoying her favorite meal.
>>953637351Surfing in full plate as you try and spear sharks is also popular. I hear.
>>953637401>>>953637423How dare you. Sharks are cool as fuck.I'd 100% spear a dolphin before a shark. > Dolphins are evil fuckers
>>953637401Wow. That's a lot of baggage to throw onto coffee. The coffee did nothing wrong.
>>953637332Jubs the ducks are all scattered today maybe because the farmers market starts in 20 minutes
>>953637601You going to get me some corn from said market to go with that diesel you're bringing me?
>>953637423Also full plate?Trinket is already mostly muscle. shes sink like a fucking rock.>>953637401whoops. no picit depends on the day tbh. but she's always down for a big ol bowl of pho. Tendon and tripe are a must.
>>953637690whops. Wrong version.
>>953637690If you sink, just walk along the bottom. Easy. Just think of the aura you could farm!
>>953637401>I wont begrudge anyone who likes it, but the smell and flavor brings up bad memories. Papa-Mobile was a corpo drone all thru my childhood, doin shady pyramid scheme shit from the late 80s thru the late 2000s. He lived on coffee a lot, it made him a miserable person and he was always trying to get me and my siblings into that toxic salesperson culture. It wasn't until recently that he finally broke out of the cycle and took on real work that didnt involve stepping all over the people working below him and brown-nosing people above him.Blud is honcho
i prefer energy drinks
>>953637738Now, granted, she has great breath control because of... reasons. She's not pulling a Pirates of the Caribbean shot. At least not for long.>>953637827I can't argue... I have a monster next to me RIGHT NOW
>>953637401>boohoo my dad HAD A JOByou can't make up this shit, what's wrong with this guy?
>>953637351With a car door, with a spartan shield
>>953637901Okay. How about this. Bring your horse surfing with you and lance the sharks instead. That way, if you fall off, the horse can swim for you. >inb4 horse armor for more drip aura
>>953637827You play real SMT games and choose the superior option, based
>>953637901Not even floaties can help?
>>953626948That’s sick I wanna get you to do a piece for me on canvas I’ll pay you for it too
>>953638005>>953638043>>953638002i feel like we are losing the plot here guys...
>>953638147Plot?
Any requests?
>>953637677Not when I can get a wicked big bag from tractor supply Co for like 10 bucks, after I have started My job
>>953638240Trinket or who
>>953638269Hey retard. Forgetting something?
>>953638404milk
>>953638404Depends, you a cop?
>>953638417Yes. He forgot to fill his wiper fluid again.
>>953638269>wicked big>tractor supplyare you from maine???
>>953638443Ok draw me a loli then, extra bratty
>>953637401sheeeesh
>>953638269Why did you try to rape your coworker?
>>953638645imma pass on loli stuff
>>953638722Thats why I fucking asked genius
>>953638196kek
>>953638417Who is this drawfag? It's strange to see a drawfag with upstanding morals and not bringing up some "uhhh but he draws" excuse to defend some rapist
>>953639201REAL
And who the fuck is the anon always saying something stupid and talking with Eggwater?
>>953639304A patriot
Friendly reminder Eggwater tried to rape his coworker I (The First Attempt):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895253461/I.i (No-Contact Policy):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895294957/II (Nicer Hotel):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895308081/III (Key Card Plan):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895347075/III.i (Going Home):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895393029/IV (Final Dollars):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895420167/V (Fired):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895441586/V.i (Recap):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895497870/V.ii (Week Of Emptiness):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895877675/VI (Long Walk):https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895970058/VII (The Police, pt. I)https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/897379388
>>953639487uh oh amalia spammer melty
>>953639524Who??
>>953639568>pretending to be a newfagclassic spammer reply
>>953639524>>953639595Who the fuck is amalia and why they hate eggwater
Requesting a 2koma of this gyaru Beebz making a lewd blowjob gesture at an anon with the second panel having Beebz sucking the anon off in an alleyway.
>>953639524>>953639595thats not me and you idiots dont know what a spammer is. a spammer is someone like JIM. and ive posted that thing twice. while by other people it's been posted 100 times.>>953639834A very cute character.
Requesting Amalia getting fucked by a white guy in the piledriver position with her enjoying it. (Also I'm not the Amaliafag that everyone hates, he hates white guys and always specifically asks for her and other girls getting fucked by niggers or male furries.)
WELL, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL>>953639847>>953639927Jim Hmofaspammer is ban evading again
>>953639847>>953639927These girls look like they fuck black men
>>953640019REAL
See Jim? When you are an ass, people will go out of their way to spite you LIKE YOU SPITE EVERYONE on 4chan
>>953639958>>953640019>>953640036>>953640061>he is samefagging again
>>953639958>>953640019>>953640036>>953640061>Amaliafag acting like a nigger againOr perhaps I should say furcuck, just so you guys know besides niggers this faggot gets off to bara male furries since half the spam requests he makes on /trash/ involves naked bara furry men that no one wants to look at.
Quack wack wack wack wack
>>953640078>>953640168Same person btw
>>953637996A pyramid scheme is not a job. Its a scam that you get marginally paid to participate in.>>953637690Nice, I had a lovely bowl of chicken pho in beef broth for my bday recently, twas delightful.>>953638685Its okay, he's in a better place now. Specifically New Zealand. Im planning on moving there myself eventually.
Amaliafag is botfag
Requesting Amalia naked and doing the Jack o pose, bonus if theres an alt version of a black dude fucking her while shes doing it
>>953639524>>953640078>>953640168>>953640626And fuck you!Oh and>Everyone I don't like is BotfagDude shut the fuck up, lmao
>>953640648I Will not Draw this request
>>953640626more like azazel>>953640648>>953640692t. spamming nigger that says that everyone is hmofa, stupid nigger
>>953640700Don't care.>>953640711>Said by Hmofaspammer
>>953640535>A pyramid scheme is not a job.If he did it every day and paid for your food schooling/wellbeing and rent/house payments and utilities with it from the 1980's through the early 2000's it qualifies as a job just not one you morally approve of. Also, if a pyramid scheme isn't a job then please explain why it seems to generate so many billionaires.is it toxic and malignantly narcissistic work? Yes. But it's still a job. The American culture is entirely built on this kind of mentality toxic corpo rich men running average peoples lives into the ground all so they can have a third summer home or a second yacht. And those very same average people believing they will be rich themselves some day (they will not) and idolizing these men who enslave them.
>>953640999This so much, bet he thinks sex work is a real job but pyramid schemes are evil because capitalism
>>953640648Stupid nigger exposed himself as the spamming furcuck from /trash/ when he accidentally posted a delivery of his he kept asking for more changes for and in his embarrassment was trying to pretend he was the editor.
>>953641103You act like a woman
>>953641139t. Amalianigger
>>953639201>>953639265Fuck off, abusetroon, no one cares about your hurt feefees
>>953641103lmao
>>953641103>>953641139You both act like peevish squabbling children and your grown ass men.
>Amaliafag and Hald samefagging againWe need site wide IDs NOW
>>953641228That's rich coming from the little bitch who is always crying about hmofafag on the other boards and always keeps mentioning every little thing he does or making crossboarding links of what he says or requests on different boards. You're such a thin skinned crybaby hypocrite that you can't stand it when people talk about you, how much of a cancerous faggot you are, and all the annoying shit you do which makes you hated.
>>953641318>The nigger is samefagging again
>>953640999>generate millionairesCitation needed.
Drawfags for this feel?
>>953641318I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not the retard your screeching about both of you need to get the fuck off of 4chan and find better shit to do with your time than fighting over where and how frequently and who can beg for free art.
>>953640999Oh boi, you drank the coolaid. There are literally zero people who became billionaires solely from MLMs or Ponzi schemes that weren't prosecuted.He wasn't able to support our family with the pyramid schemes. He jumped between something like a dozen of them from Amway, Cutco, Lifeforce, etc while putting himself and Momma-Mobile into 7 figures of credit card debt. Thats the only reason we didnt starve. We very nearly became homeless a few times tho. Im really glad credit scores aren't hereditary.>>953641087Sex work is more ethical than intentionally scamming someone out of their money with lies and bad products. By definition and by popular opinion. Capitalism has nothing to do with it. If you are a proponent of capitalism then sex work should not bother you.>>953641431The only people worth noting are Bernie Madoff, Mark Cuban and Allen Stanford. I heavily researched this when I was sipping the koolaid. Im very grateful I got out without spending any money.
>>953641528bro what did i do?>>953641154Swing and a miss dude>>953641273If we had ones youd see I never pretend im someone else>>953641103I'm not editing your slop jimmy
i wish mobile would draw my sh- request
>>953641645Mobile doesnt draws lolis amalia spammer
>>953641657WHO THE FUCK said Amalia was a loli?>spammerThis was written by a moron
>>953641645Mobile only bitches about life, amalianigger
>>953641699DUBS OF TRUTH so I am right
>>953641703Don't we all
>>953641699>>953641725It literally says she is 13 you spammer
>>953641747Source?
>>953641763Wakfu wiki you stupid nigger
>>953641799So no source and you're making it up
>>953641699wiki says she's 14 when her hair is like that
>>953641840shhhh
>>953640648That's an underage character and this requester is a pedophile
>>953641873you asked nigga
>>953641928WTF I love Amaliafag now.
>>953641921Do you hang out with ducks now because male ducks are known for trying to rape females just like you?
>>953641921>>953641928>>953641955>>953641969>>953641970Samefag
>>953642002Cry about it amaliafag
>>953641431"The United States has 989 billionaires, according to the Forbes world's billionaires list. [1] (https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/)">>953641608>He wasn't able to support our family with the pyramid schemes.Sounds an awful lot like he was at the bottom of those schemes feeding the corpo billionaires and very much falls into the category of the people who thought they could get rich and worshiped rich people
>>953642032You really are dumb... THATS NOT ME
>>953636938
>>953642002not even close
Reminder
>>953642116Based choice tbh. If anyone wanted to fuck you they would be a faggot
>>953642120Watch out because everytime i prove myself like they say i edit it>>953642177And every sadida girl want african cocks
>>953642226yeah but almost all of those posts are made within 30 seconds of each other
>>953642116Very nice, 10/10. Saved.
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>>953642177>>953639487I thought you died. I was going to throw a party celebrating the world being a slightly better place
>>953642226You're kind of a cuck aren't you?
>>953642041Yes, that is correct. This was the case for 99% of people who engaged in these types of businesses. Hard work and effort did nothing to improve his standing with these companies, all that mattered was who you were connected to. If you didnt help establish the business you then you will not ever see advancement.>>953642116You wouldnt?
>>953642287I don’t even know who you are
>>953641626You're not an editor you lying nigger, how about you actually go do an hmofafag edit request if you really want to prove yourself? But we all know you won't and will keep making up more pathetic excuses.
Requesting Velvet typing and shitposting in this VERY THREAD, editing off all the (you)s off their posts and adding (you)s to other posts
>>953642116I have a bunny girl for you.https://super-duper-bunny-league.fandom.com/wiki/Bexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caiu-gNTrb0&pp=ygUcU3VwZXIgZHVwZXIgYnVubnkgbGVhZ3VlIGJleA%3D%3D
>>953642116Yes of course. As if a female bunny would give you a choice of whether you fuck or not.
>>953642394i don't do ugly shit like yours. I've done this one
>>953642310Yes he's a cuck, besides niggers he also gets off to watching girls getting fucked by male furries.
>>953642452FUCK OF FFERNANDO
>>953642514Obvious Jimism
>>953642509>picking some random drawing that wasn't even from the edit threads to use as 'proof'lmao
>>953642509Noice! Got a bluesky?
>>953642581You cant be this retarded mobile
>>953642337That has no relevance to the fact that your death would improve the world
>>953642581no Mobile. I barely even do this. And you're in the Discord, how didn't you see this? Or am I the only "lifer" there.
>>953642245Epic
What's wrong with posting from a smartphone/mobile phone?
>>953642683nothing?
>>953642683Fernando they are addressing the drawfag named Mobile not talking about mobile phones
>>953642683Because Zoomers live on their phones and ruin everything they touch
>>953642705So, if there's nothing wrong with it...Why are there so many complaints about people who own smartphones?
>>953642639Yeah I pop in now and then, though usually just to browse for artists to follow. Lovely work either way.
>>953642751>>953642741
>>953642795Thanks, I had a lot of help from one artist on where to put shadows. Didn't finish it because i'm lazy...
>>953642581Don't be so gullible, he didn't edit that. He's nothing but a parasite who only takes and never gives back. If he really did that then he would post a screenshot of a wip that showed how did he did like real editord and artists do to show they did it themselves.>>953642683God damn it Fernando you inbred retard, learn to actually read and speak English instead of using Google translate.
>>953642741>>953642830I don't see anything wrong with posting from a smartphone.Besides, for me, the smartphone is the ultimate gaming platform.
>>953642871Obvious Jimies rustled
>>953642887Just ignore him.It's just James throwing his daily tantrum on 4chan.
>>953642884what year were you born?
>>9536429711996
holy fuck im 2005
>>953642311
>>953642835Not every drawing needs to be fully rendered out. Its great as is! Please do more!>>953642884Seconded, I usually draw my silly lil guy on my smartphone.
>>953643114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FSHCaFVIiQ&pp=ygUcc3VwZXIgZHVwZXIgYnVubnkgbGVhZ3VlIGJleNIHCQn-CwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
I see what you are trying to do in the tourney... i know its you... in this thread.>>953643164like coloring more, editing somewhat like small lines when coloring and changes. drawing? nah no patience.
>>953643032You're in your 30's, and you have the mentality of a tween who lets their phone think for them? I bet 20 (you)'s that you're the type of tard who unironically asks Grok what to think about a post on X
>>953643164I remember managing to do an edit or two on my smartphone.I also have a couple of emulators on my phone (PPSSPP and DraStic).
>>953643114So what are you waiting for?
>>953643273I don't use Grok, in fact I don't even have an account on X (formerly Twitter); I barely have WhatsApp to communicate with my family.
>>953643273Fernando is literally mentally disabled, honestly being an asahole to him is kinda yikes
>>953643114Very cute, but not fuckable.
>>953643114More fuckable than the other slut
>>953643490OMG GUISE LOOK AT DIS ITS LITERALLY MADE FOR MUH DICK.
>>953643273you're talking to a 60 iq costa rican who's been requesting cartoon animal porn on /b/ for something like ten years and face doxxed himself in a desperate attempt for deliveries
>>953643582Mating press
>>953643184
>>953643447Unironically using yikes and white knighting a man who posted his micro dick and face on 4chan to get Arthur furry porn is way worse than me talking down to him like a child.>>953643604I'm well aware of who and what he is.
Requesting bunny Morgan from Stardew Valley having hand holding missionary sex with her human farmer husband.
>>953643953then why are you acting surprised by this at all?
>>953643279
>>953643953I'm just saying being an asshole to a literal retard is a complete and unnecessary waste of time and kind of a dick move
>>953644027No, James, no!Don't you see that you and I (Fernando) are the hated outcasts of the drawthreads across all of 4chan?Everyone hates you, everyone hates me; the sooner you accept it, the better for you.
>>953644300True, James is on your level
>>953644184
>>953644202You're still white knighting a retard who doxxed himself for poorly drawn furry porn. I feel bad for him mostly because his handlers are not keeping him off of this website like they should have been for the last 8 years. But that doesn't mean it's our job to be his babysitting service. Nor does it mean that I'm obligated to be nice to him if he shows up here.>>953644113Surprised? Not really. You have to either be mentally handicapped or a zoomer to think phone posting and living your entire life with one in front of your face is a perfectly valid defendable lifestyle
>>953642116Wait you're Krimble?
>>953644527surprised or not, why are you even engaging with him in any way? it's a colossal waste of time to do anything past thinking "oh this is just fernando being a retard again" and moving on with your life
>>953644527>whiteknightingI'm just saying being overly antagonistic to someone who is obviously not playing with a full set of cards instead of ignoring them is not a good look, just ignore the retard until he goes away.
>>953644599Exactly, thisMy theory that anon is also requester and must be annoyed fernando may get a drawing or something.
>>953644300Just because you, furcuck, and botfag are extremely vocal against me doesn't mean that's true. Its only you 3 faggots who hate me, everyone else couldn't care less.
>>953644599Because I felt like it? Because why not?>>953644644What do I have to lose by being unkind to a retard on 4chan while posting anonymously? Who's going to look down on me? Another anonymous posters who can't handle someone being harsh to some ones mentally ill responsibility they shirked onto 4chan out of apathy and laziness?>>953644689I don't request anything. But I wouldn't put it past the repeatfags attacking him if he got a delivery when they got ignored. I've seen them have meltdowns for less.
>>953644789James, are you aware that you yourself invented those nicknames/names of Furcuck and botfag?For you, we are all either the botfag or the furcuck.Stop making up imaginary boogeymen and accept that you're the one to blame for all the spam in the drawthreads and for the fact that everyone rejects you.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83685897/#83725104https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83685897/#83725424https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83961643/#84033003
>>953644589
>>953645031Kys fernando
Dubs for bloated
Anyone down to just fucking kill me?
>>953647212I'll do it. But only if I can have your trucker hat.
>>953647212OOOOH BABY! How are you, my dude?>Anyone down to just fucking kill me?Only if you post nude version, plz.
odds i draw evens i play games and forget about art for .0423423523123 micro penis seconds
Did you hear? Eggwater got sacked from his new job within the first HOUR of starting it!
>>953647630>>953647541>only if…No one does things out of the kindness of their hearts these days :(
>>953647997Did they find his unfortunate digital footprint?
any cartoon porn artist have a requests?
>>953647997BIG IF TRUE
Page 7
>>953647997>>953648270>>953648309who does blud think he's fooling
>>953646100Why blud has rabies
Poor eggwater. Born to fail.In life, love, art, work: fail.
>>953651190I don't feel pity for creeps that try to rape women though
>>953651281Good call
>>953651149bited by cerberus
Contributangs to bread
>>953648236Sorry bro. Anyways, I only got blunt weapons so I gotta hit hard. Just close your eyes and pray it's quick, OK?
Where was Eggwater’s new job: McDonald’s or Burger King?
I like how drew them!
>>953652839Why does Chacha look like B.B. Hood? Aka, Bulletta.
>>953652839Why have the got cum stains on their clothes?
>>953652839Semen demons
>>953653719You may want to clean your screen, dude.
>>953642041Those numbers aren't solely pyramid millionaires; most of that number is inflated since, say billionaires sons and daughters living at home are technically boundaries too, which is fair Siri Cruise is a rich as her parents but"America" didn't make her rich, nor did hard work and a positive attitude though scientology (the pyramid scheme church) may have contributed to her father's wealth in aims part.
Requesting Ava Ire with a bit of pudge wearing a wreath of poppies (or roses) and tied in red ribbons
9 11 lmaoo
>>953660947Do you really gotta bring that up
>>953661272true true I prefer to bring them down.
>>953660947>>953661312Meanwhile england is a safe haven for muslism rape gangs...
>>953660947requesting two towers crash inside her, if you know what I mean.
>>953660947>>953661312sup, cuntgasm
birding
Another epic pilot's Day
Reminder that Eggwater is the man responsible. He planned the whole thing years in advance.
niggerest of dead baby threads
>>953666787Good morning dubsburger
>>953667532Why'd you do it? Why'd you get those dunecoons to hijack those planes? Why'd you tell them they'd get 72 virgins if they just did this one weird trick?People died, Eggwater. Many many more ended up with cancer from the aftermath. Also, watch Rescue Me. It's extremely rough around the edges, but it gets better with every passing season. Crazy to think that show is well over 20 years old now....
>>953667586Settle down Ratthew
>>953667642Who or what is a ratthew? Is this like a Hald or something? Why are there so many random names thrown around in these threads? I have no idea who any of these retards are.
>>953667689Cool story bro
>>953667720So you admit you're just mentally retarded? Got it.>Ignored.
>>953667738Classic Ratthew
>>9536677516-7, amiright? >flossdance.mp4
>>953667586They were there. Also I have never heard of rescue me I Will think about watching it. Also jubs I am stalled from starting My new job because the payroll people have been out for like four days (so says the manager) do You think I am actually being hired or have I miscommunicated?
>>953667871Both. As they're in the superposition and won't be solidified into reality until properly observed. Schroedinger's Job Offering.
>>953667903My therapist said I am waiting for the other side of the bureaucratic process until I can begin orientation. I am often more patient and even received one last paycheck from My previous job. My epic mother might be worried I am not really going to work though
>>953667944I think this is why you were advised to keep applying to jobs and whatnot until it's official.
>>953668026Okie dokie
>>953668111Having other offers and options in the background also gives you more leverage during interview. As you'll have a fall back and won't have to be desperate for whatever they offer.>tfw I'd demand 80k +BenniesIf you can't do better than what I got, I ain't interested. And if some other bloke in the area's offering better RIGHT NOW! then the one that might SEEM better, might be convinced to PAY better. Though petty office bullshit, as I'm sure you're well aware of, may come into play with this. As jealous niggers are jealous, and if the new guy negotiated better and they find out, they may get salty.
>>953668163You can tell from My personality jubs that I am very submissive and I do whatever I am told. The only reasons I have to make money are for My car and to make My mother happy. I have made the least money in the family but she Says I have put more back into the household than anyone else hooray. Of course My compliance has also landed me on both sides of sexual harassment so it May be a fault
>>953668668The village idiot of Waterville, Maine.
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>>953669065HAAAAALD
>>953668989Good morning amaliahonky
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>>953669572Kill yourself Fernando.
>>953668668>>953668989>watervilleeggwater is 52 minutes away from me
>>953669852You are from maine too?
>>953670002yup, glenburn
>>953670122You live near My siblings in Bangor I did not think anyone else from here was from Maine thylacine
>>953670225my siblings supposedly live close as well but i've never met any of them
>>953670542My family was always very close knit because we used to be homeless some of My friends do not know their siblings either despite living in the same home
