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did you ever accidentally cum inside when the plan was to cum outside? what happened?
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yeah, this is wild story. so the plan was originally to cum outside and then what happened is I came inside.
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>>953719586
Basically this. Plan B the next day.
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>>953719586
sorry, I forgot to say that no virgins allowed in this thread
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>>953719644
you wanna get banned.. from your own thread?
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>>953719644
You should probably leave then.
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>>953719504
Well my kid just turned 7 last month so
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>>953719504
No I never pull out
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>>953719504
I had a condom break. she got pregnant
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>>953719586
awh! did you think to come outside?
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>>953719586
>>953719614
>>953720298
>>953721079
>>953720423
how does that even happen? did the mokey brain and horniness win?
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>>953719504
Yeah, first time I had sex actually lol I was a virgin until my late 20s. Hooked up with a girl, both slightly drunk, brought her to my place and didn't have any condoms, she was fine with just pulling out. I came so quick that I didn't expect it and I didn't pull out. She thought I was joking at first until she realised what happened. We both panicked, next morning she took the pill after and I bought condoms lol
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>>953719504
She told me to nut inside her but didnt mean it. I came inside and got her a plan b pill, no big deal.
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Never “accidentally”, always intentionally. Plan and/or agreement may have been to pull out and cum on their face / tits / stomach, but I like cumming inside and keep going so it squishes out down their ass and realize that I can inside them, then looking down to see the wet spot on the bed.
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absolutely
but i never told her i got a vasectomy
KEK
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>>953719504
Yes.
Went from "just rub it up and down the slit"
To
"Just put the tip in a little"
To
"OK just a couple thrusts then out"
To
"Uhhhhh uhhhh fuuuuuuck uhhhhhh"

Instinct to breed won over caution. Sweated out the next few weeks wondering if my Uncle was going to come looking for me in a few months.
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Bump
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>>953724111
Men can't get pregnant, silly.
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Only once without a condom. Injected baby batter into her from behind while making a halfassed attempt to pull out. Should have just been dumping loads in her every time.
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>>953719504
Spent 3 weeks on my knees, praying I wasn't going to be giving away most of my paycheck for the next 18 years. Last time I EVER barebacked some casual pussy.
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>>953719504
wow op you sure hit a sore spot lots of seething
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Fun thread, Give more detailed stories
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>>953721248
>how does that even happen?
How does a condom break? Vigorous fucking. I didnt know until pulled out.
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>hooking up with chick
>Says it's been a while and she really wants it
>She brought a condom
>Realize it's the only way
>Doesn't feel right
>She assumes I'm trying to get out of it
>Tightest pussy ever. By a wide margin
>Finish while she's on top
>Immediately notice broken condom as she dismounts
>Ah shit
>"I knew I shouldn't have used an expired condom"
>Thing had expired 4 years earlier
>"Wait. When was your last time? Lol."
>Use my emergency plan b
>Round two completely raw
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I ran away from high school with my girlfriend (we got caught later, but that's another story).

We were in a cheap motel about 60 miles away from our boarding school having sex. She tells me while I am literally starting to cum to "stop". "NOW?!?!?" I do my best to push this gal off all the while fighting every urge to plunge my dick into anything. My splooge went everywhere and I was pretty incapable of even speaking for a few moments.
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yes i said if u let me cum inside il help u wit yer homework and she said she'd have to ask mommy first
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Her parents were next door.
she whispered "cover my mouth".
I misheard her.

well, it stopped her making much sound....
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>>953719504
I enjoy stories about mental disabilties
please more i live in uzbekistan all we have is goat
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>>953719586
you came 'inside inside' or just 'inside'?
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>>953720298
and you came inside of her? fucking weirdo
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>>953726728
you sucked her tranny dick for THREE WEEKS my nigga?????
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>>953733571
>"anon, cover my mouth"
>get the anime-themed saran wrap
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My first GF. I convinced her to let me put it in her ass and since there's no real pregnancy risk, it was the first time I'd fucked anything raw. Still to this day nothing has compared. A few minutes in she tells me not to cum in her ass and I blew harder than ever before or since. Leg shaking, body shaking, buried completely inside and dick just jumping around climax. When I pulled out there had to be a quarter cup of pearl white cum pour out. She wasn't really mad or anything about it and couldn't explain why she'd said that. For the next two years we were together, she was still terrified of getting pregnant so raw pussy only happened a handful of times, but she didn't mind anal so I usually blasted her rectum full once or twice a week. Sometimes I'd make her beg me not to cum in her ass before doing exactly that. She'd play along. Man she was a huge bitch but no girl has ever come close to satisfying me to that extreme. She had an asshole built to milk a cock dry.
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>>953719504
Just kept fucking her while she moaned about how wet she was lol
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>>953719614
Plan b twice for me. Condom came off one time, another time did it raw, pulled out but didn't want to risk it anyway
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I always go raw, then let the first two shots fire inside them then pull out for the rest and pretend the first two never happened. "Did you cum in me?" Nah i shot it all over your stomach duh!
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>>953719504
i got recently got in the habit of pulling the condom off and just blowing my load in my gf, honestly want kids at this point so who gives a shit. i also bought some 'cum lube" and i use it on her all the time and she never knows i jizzed inside, "oh thats just the lube i used stupid, hahha"
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> Have a friend whose pussy coils in the craziest way when she squeezes
> Coiling leads to insta-nut
> Used to take birth control so I could pump her full of nut
> 8 years pass without seeing her
> She visits but tells me she's off birth control cause liver issues
> Resting on bed after long day, resting
> Not making the first move
> "Touch me" is silently whispered from the other side of the bed after a few hours
> Tease her and tell her to repeat
> "Touch me. Please anon"
> Hand goes in panties. She's absolutely drenched
> Doesn't get male attention much, and have bonded heavily with me in the past
> Fingerfuck the shit out of her. Consider eating her out, but fuck it's too hot
> Jump on top of her, clothes is ripped off, tease her with the tip
> Shove it inside and she goes crazy
> Hot fucking doesn't last very long in this wet mess
> I like grinding deep and taking it slow when I get close. Let them feel the throbbing while I enjoy the feeling of being buried in there
> She coils. I freeze.
> 5 seconds from cumming, gotta hold still
> 4 seconds, just hold it in
> 3 seconds, why is it not stopping
> 2 seconds, I'm not gonna last. Creamy, scalding hot vice grip won't let me calm down
> 1 second. Pls no
> 0.2 seconds. I very swiftly jump backwards and cum all over her pussy
> Feel bad I came so fast, so I rub and stroke against her clit while cumming
> I'm done but can't tell if she came, so I keep going
> Sort of flopping my semi-hard cock up and down her cum-soaked clit while stroking
> She starts grinding, I get hard again
> She grinds more up than anything. Occasionally feel the warmth and her leaking pass my tip
> Tell her my cock is covered in fresh seed, be careful
> Before I know it, she grinds her hips hard upwards, I feel the warmth for a split second, then she bears down and I'm about halfway inside
> Lose my shit and pound nut part 2 as deep as I can while she coils around me
> Thank god for nearby 24h pharmacy. Plan B.



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