this morning's bowel movement was a difficult, painful and terrifying experience
yep.... bowel cancer will do that to ya bud.
>>953803024oh man, am I going to die of butthole rot? I don't want the doctor to pull my guts out and make me poop into a bag taped to my leg or whatever the fuck it is they do
Post sixx while you shit for creamy dreamy logs
I hope it repeats daily until you pay in full for your crimes