You aint getting any younger are you?
how old are you
>>954054702over the age of 27
>>954054767same
>>954054778im flying tonight
>>954054829nice, have fun
>>954054767>>954054778Just remember, younguns: it gets worse. It always gets fucking worse. Oh, and the regrets pile up to unbearable levels before you even notice one of them. I'm too deep into it now- probably gonna kill myself soon- but if I could do it all over again, I'd do as much shitposting as possible while /b/ wasn't so Jewed, discuss my favorite retro games online while they're still new, get into D&D earlier, learn to write, draw and cook, stay physically active, never touch fast food or any drink other than water, watch my sodium, transition from like 12 years old, spend more time with certain members of my family, ensure certain others are removed from my life- oh, yes, and INVEST IN BITCOIN, DUMBASS.
You ain't a special snowflake are you
>>954054635ANYONE have advice for someone whos parents were bought by the Catholic church and had spy equipment put in their bedroom so the local child molester community could verbally molest them while watching them on camera>>954054659
>>954054635I've been dead six times, the most recent death occurring in September 2025I'm happily married, I get laid all the time, I get my dick sucked regularly, and I'm the one who knows the coolest music and current culture...In fact, it's YOU who lives the life of an old geezer
>>954055015The loneliest adult virgin on earth
>>954055502Sex ain't gonna help distract you forever. Your dick WILL stop working one day and you'll have nothing but the bitter memories.
Seriously why are there so many old people on here? I always assumed that most of the posters would between the ages of 18-21. I'm 19 and if I see myself posting past the age of 21 I would kys myself so I can't imagine all these guys in their mid 20s and 30s using this website and feeling okay about it.
My parents were under investigation for making too much money in the late 90's. You think I care about them investigating me? No. They need social media to find out anything and I dont cock sucking social media. Treat it like the 90's less they see more they wonder! Easier for them to come out of the wood works just to keep up with you. HAHAHAHA (jwff bezos laugh)
P.S. iphone has been pissing me off lately with its typo's....
>>954055649Everywhere else is way more Jewed. You'll see what I mean when reddit or whatever bans the current thing you happened to approve of. At least here, we can call them out, even if they're watching and taking names (they always were anyway).
>>954055649kys newfag
>>954055649the funny thing is youll still be using this site at 25 hopefully you follow through with what you say and youll be dead :D
>>954054635Isis, fuck you.
